I had originally planned for Brock Lesner!Naruto take out Kimmimaro, however, I couldn't get that to work. So I started to think about other Wrestlers I could use. I've already done 'Taker... Twice, and I couldn't figure out anything good for most of the other except...

"The Nature Boy" Ric Flair.

Now, before I get this rolling, I'd like to inform you all that 'Vesvius B' is posting all of the WWE!Naruto snippets we've come up with at TFF in a fic called 'Laying the Smakethdown: Uzumaki Style'. Though he has yet to do so, if he puts up one of my Wrestler!Naruto snippets in there, do NOT flame him or report him for plagiarism, I've already granted him permission to do so.

Also, for those of you who requested to see more of the previous chapter, go to the profile page of 'The Hivemind' or search for the fic 'Binding Clockwork'. There you will see the complete version of Chapter 1, including my chapter closer. Chapter 2 has been completed, but not posted and we've run into difficulties getting into Chapter 3.

So... Without further delay...

Enjoy Flair!Naruto vs Kimmimaro! Fight!

-N-A-R-U-T-O-W-W-E-

Kimmimaro felt a presence behind him. Once again those trash had caught up to him. He was surprised and disgusted all at the same time. It was the blonde kid, except his hair, while still spiky, was longer and he wore an orange, sparkling robe.

Before anything else could happen, the barrel he was carrying began to emit massive amounts of smoke before revealing a very changed Uchiha Sasuke. Sasuke then transformed back before running off in the direction of Rice Country.

"Trash..." Kimmimaro hissed as he turned back to Naruto, determined to block his path.

"Trash...? TRASH!? YOU have the gall to call ME trash!?" shouted Naruto, his gestures exaggerated. "I'll tell you right now, just who I AM! I'm the most kiss stealin'... Wooooo! Tree climbin'... Wooooo! Rasengan usin', Hokage beatin'... Wooooo! Wheelin', dealin'... Stylin', Profilin'... Wooooo! S.O.B. the Elemental Countries has ever seen! Because I'm the Nature Boy Uzumaki Naruto... and you're not!"

"It doesn't matter who you are, I will defeat you," said Kimmimaro, "I'll put you down like the trash you are..."

"You think you're going to 'put down' the Nature Boy? You think YOU have what it takes to beat me?" asked Naruto, "Well son, you've got another thing comin' because people have been tryin' to do that all my life. What YOU don't understand... What the Kakashis and the Zabuzas, the Gaaras and the Orochimarus have all failed to understand is I've lived my life one way and ONE WAY ONLY! And that is... In order to be 'The Man', you have to BEAT 'The Man'. So if you think you've got what it takes..."

Naruto then waved Kimmimaro over to him.

Kimmimaro edged closer to Naruto waiting to see what he would do. The blonde haired, orange robed shinobi merely stuck out his hand.

"After this fight is done... I want there to be no hard feelings..." said Naruto. Kimmimaro, after thinking it over for a moment, decided to go along with it. He didn't really have a problem with the trash in front of him, he was merely trying to stand in his master's way.

However, as soon as their hands were clasped, Naruto tried to whip Kimmimaro into a nearby tree. However, Kimmimaro reversed the whip and sent Naruto into the tree.

"The Nature Boy" would hit the tree with his back, hard. Kimmimaro would follow up with a devastating clothesline. Instead of slumping down into unconsciousness like Kimmimaro expected, Naruto put his hands up, as if to fight him and took two steps from the tree.

Kimmimaro tensed, waiting for an attack that never came as at the second step, the dazed Naruto fell flat on his face.

Kimmimaro stepped towards Naruto, who was attempting to rise. He saw the fear in the boy's eyes as he approached.

"No! No!" Naruto shouted putting his hands up.

Kimmimaro grabbed Naruto, and then the "Nature Boy" struck.

Thumb to the eyes.

Kimmimaro reeled back in shock as he was suddenly blinded. He then attempted to use his Kekkei Genkai to protect him from all sorts of follow up attacks, save one. The one that Uzumaki Naruto had used.

Kimmimaro then found himself on the ground, holding onto what was left of his testicles as Naruto had delivered a particularly powerful forearm to them.

Naruto then grabbed Kimmimaro's leg and shouted "Wooooo!" and then locked him into the Figure Four Leg Lock.

Kimmimaro then began to scream in agony. The pain in his groin prevented him from concentrating on using his Bloodline, and now it felt as if his legs were about to snap.

"Ah! Stop! Ah!" Kimmimaro shouted as he pounded the dirt, flailing his arms. Naruto merely continued to apply the pressure to the hold, until Kimmimaro passed out from the pain. It was at that moment, Rock Lee showed up.

"Lee, take this guy back to Konoha, I'm going after Sasuke!" ordered Naruto.

"Hai, Naruto-kun!" saluted Lee, before hefting the larger man over his shoulders and running all the way back to the village.