Stood before his room door was...Temari Kazekage. "So, read your dossier, you've got quite the body count. Half of what I look for in man." She says, entering, letting him get a whiff of her perfume.
"Perfume, expensive, natural, and aphrodisiac involved. Your father put you up to this didn't he?" Says Kai, as he picks up on the social and physical cues given off by Temari, causing her to deflate slightly.
"He did, you've got an interesting skill set, one that makes you a potentially useful asset, what would it take to get you on our side?" Asks Temari, as she begins to take off a few layers.
"Stop, I'll never lay with a woman who doesn't want it, Tell your father if he pulls this again, I'll sick Lady Mizukage on his ass, and trust me, she is more irritable than the last time the Seven Swordsmen were at full strength. As for you, I wouldn't be opposed to a more open and fair meeting, just lose the damn perfume will you? I can't stand that stuff in general." Says Kai as Temari smiles, clearly happy at not having to perform whatever she'd been instructed to do.
Kai watched as she leaves, and draws out a long sigh, before picking up Nuibari and the Executioners Blade, and placing them both on his back. Kai left his room and headed to get some scouting done, yet something in Temari's eyes was gnawing at him. She looked reluctant, yet something was clearly bothering her. Perhaps a Visit to Isobu was in order?
Deciding to do just that, he sat in meditation, centering himself to enter the Tailed-Beast Plane...
(Tailed-Beast Plane)
Kai stood in the plane where Isobu was held by his Four Symbols Seal.
"We need to talk!" Says Kai.
"What about?" Came the shy Isobu's reply.
"How dangerous is Shukaku?" Asks Kai.
"Very." Was what was sent back
"I'm going to loosen the Seal a slight, Make the Chakra easier to get, I trust you won't take advantage?" Kai asks Isobu.
"Nope." Was his Answer.
"Good." Was all Kai said before he left the plane
(Real World)
Kai learned enough and loosened the Seal on his belly, before he walked out of his room to check someone, Kai relied on Masako because she kept his Seals in good condition, Kai relied on her skills as an artist to tattoo them onto him. He used five different Seals. A Pressure Seal, which condensed his Chakra and moulded it before he had to use it. A Gravity Seal, which acted as a Chakra Reservoir, so that when released it caused the Chakra floodgates to crash open in an explosive display while also rejuvenating him with the built up Chakra. A Nature Seal, which drew in Nature Energy, he'd had it tattooed on his lower back, so that when he began Sage Training he was prepared.
He also used a Spirit Seal, which used the Properties of Yin and Yang-Style Chakra's in a similar capacity as the Gravity Seal, only instead of Chakra it was Mental Energy, Focus if you would. His Final of the Five Seal's was a specialty item, it was a combination of the Pressure and Gravity Seals, by combining the two, he was able to use The Pressure Seal's ability to Condense and Mould his Chakra to instead weight himself down, similar to certain Eight Inner Gates Users. This in turn altered the properties of the Gravity Seal to instead tap his Physical Strength and as a result, Physical training often doubled what would normally be acquired due to the Pressure and Gravity Combo.
Those were his Core Seals, he also used a Perception Seal, something of his own design, it incorporated a Tomoe pattern, which enabled a bearer to slow his or her perception down to Sharingan-level rates, making rapid or on the fly moves much easier or less dangerous. Each Seal was infused with his Blood save his Gravity Seal, because t
To do so on his Grav Seal was too dangerous. His Gravity Seal also happened to be on his Sixty Forth Tenketsu, a little 'fuck you for trying' if he ever went up against a Hyūga Clan member. His Nature Seal could only be undone by him and his Summoning working together, he used a Slug and a Snake.
Kai found Masako's room easy enough, but she wasn't there, at least not alone, she and Chõjūrõ were kissing, KISSING! Oh young love!
(Chūnin Exams, Written Test Building)
Kai, Chõjūrõ, and Masako found their way onto the Second Floor before they detected Genjutsu and two midgets giving people shit. ''Oi!'' Kai bellowed drawing the Kubikiribōchō and hurling it at the two. ''Your all a bunch of idiots you know that? These two are using the Transformation Jutsu and Genjutsu! If only a certain Uchiha had the ability to detect it, or shall we turn our heads to the heir apparent of the Bastard family of the Hyūga Clan? Yes, I know all about you Neji Hyūga, in fact were it not for your brand I would love to get us another Byakugan!'' Says Kai, playing Psychological Warfare. And as for you, whatever you are, tell your Sensei, tell Might Guy, the Seven Swordsmen will collect our Blood Debt from him!'' Says Kai, remembering why half their number died all too well.
''Guy Sensei fought and killed members of the Seven Ninja Swordsman of the Mist? How YOUTHFUL IN DEED!'' Shouts the bushy browed bowl cut.
''No, it wasn't because it never happened! As for such an immature idiot could ever cause such loss to my unit!'' Says Kai coldly.
''But you said..'' Neji's girl teammate starts.
''I said we'd collect on our Blood Debt. Make no mistake it wasn't him, but his father. However unfair it is, he was still there, and because We lost more than half our number and our Blades! To this very day, I am still tracking them down! In fact, our greatest blade is in hands of the Tailless-Tailed-Beast, whose partner is Itachi Uchiha! So you see, were not for him being alive we may not be in such a position!'' Says Kai, making it sound as if he meant every word, which he did not, at least about collecting the alleged Blood Debt.
''Commander?'' Chõjūrõ asks.
''Hmm? Oh right, see you there!'' Says Kai, more to the Bun-Haired girl than the others.
''Talk about holding a grudge.'' Says Sakura, which left everyone nodding and sweat dropping.
(Time-Skip: Final question)
Kai was barely awake, he'd spent the last hour or so imagining Mei giving him a tit fuck after he caught sight of the busty Yamanaka. When she caught his eyes and his wood she blushed deeply to say the least, as did half the girls present giving it raised his desk a bit. He was left with little choice but use the Hydrafication technique on his cock to not be embarrassed when he left.
He didn't register the final question, but shot a glare at Chõjūrõ to keep him line. ''Hey? Scarface? Is this done? Cause I've got a Mizukage to fuck?!'' Says Kai, catching Ibiki Morino off guard.
''You and the Mizukage? Yeah right.'' Says Ibiki dismissively.
''Actually sir? He's not kidding, she has been giving him sexual rewards for every one of our blades he recovers.'' Says Chõjūrõ.
''Make me sound like a sexual deviant why don't you?! Besides your one to talk, while you were busy getting it on with our teammate here while I was busy trying to avoid Mei.'' Says Kai.
''Sorry.'' Says Chõjūrõ sheepishly, as Masako giggles while smirking.
''Sorry isn't going to cut it, your running the Red Gauntlet when he get back. And you, smiley! Your doing the Black Gauntlet in your underwear.'' Says Kai, causing Masako's smirk to disappear.
Suddenly a Kunai breaks the Window and a loud and proud voice is heard, as a busty purple-haired woman shows herself. Kai licks his lips, and gazes at her body hungrily. "Alright boys and girls, this is no time to be celebrating, I'm your proctor for the next exam, Anko Mitarashi." She declares, and Kai zones out what she says to continue sizing her up.
"Alright, you maggots have had it easy so far, hey!? What's with the look?!" She shouts pointing to Kai.
"Hmm? Oh, just trying to figure out if you've got a bra under there, makes things interesting." he says lazily, before narrowing his eyes. "Wait, you have the mark, I'd recognise his chakra anywhere, YOU BITCH!" Shouts Kai, as he breaks down every Seal except his Nature Seal and draws his Executioners Blade.
"Anko, what did you do?" Asks Ibiki.
"Don't ask me, never met the kid before!" Says Anko as he continues like a charging bull breaking past whatever ANBU Get in his way.
"GIVE ME MY FUCKING BROTHER BACK YOU WHORE!" Kai bellows and Chõjūrõ and Masako quickly draw their Blades and rush to help.
"Calm down, there's hardly any need for violence." Says a grandfatherly voice, but in a tone that gives everyone, even Kai pause.
"Hokage, Hiruzen Sarutobi. I see, if this bitch carries HIS Mark, I can only assume his former Sensei is in league with him too! Which means, both of you must die." Says Kai, as he points the Executioners Blade at Hiruzen before charging him and is seconds from cutting him, before he quickly kneels. "My lady, please step aside, this bastard is in league with my brother's captor!" Says Kai.
"No, now you come with me, Lord Hokage you too!" Says Mei.
"Anko, you as well!" Says Hiruzen and Anko nods, following them out.
"Well, that happened." Comments Ibiki.
Too say things were awkward was to be a monumental understatement if ever there was one. ''I see, given the circumstances, I suppose we can overlook the attack on one of our Proctors, assuming it doesn't happen again.'' Says Hiruzen Sarutobi in a kindly old mans voice, but the steel in it is clear to all. Kai looks to Mei, and she gives him a reassuring nod, he turns to Chõjūrõ and Masako, who each give similar nods. He shifts his eye's to Anko, looking at her now he senses an understanding, a sort of kinship, but he also sensed an all to familiar feeling; Sadness. He sensed it Mei, and their grief had propelled them into a relationship.
Before he officially joined the Seven Ninja Swordsman of the Mist, he was forced to kill his Sensei and one of his Teammates, the Seven didn't know that he cared for Mei back then, but he wanted to keep her alive, so he killed his Sensei and Teammate. The grief between them, it caused the raw emotions to force them to act on their feelings for each other. Kai had suffered so much and he risked everything for her. The feelings he felt in Mei, they were also coming from Anko.
Kai gave a Single nod, before departing, he needed a drink and something to wash down with it. As a Shinobi of the Hidden Mist, his natural diet often related to fish or sea-based food such as crabs, oysters and such. But given he was in a foreign land he'd happily digest a new variety of food. He was walking by when he noticed a familiar boy, the blonde boy from Zabuza's dying day. Figuring it was best to make nice to a fellow Jinchuriki he entered the small Ramen Bar. ''Mind if I sit here?'' He asks.
''Y-yeah, sure.'' says the boy simply.
''Nothing to fear boy, I just am in sore need for a stiff drink and a good meal.'' Says Kai.
''What can I get you?'' Asks an old man, but he's clearly on edge.
''Is it the swords or headband?'' Kai asks.
''Both, we don't usually get many Mist Shinobi, especially Members of the Seven Ninja Swordsman of the Mist.'' Says the Girl, probably a daughter or granddaughter.
''Well as I said I'm not interested in trouble, I've enough of it Tracking down S-Rank Criminals from every Village, this one included. Names Kai Kaguya, I'm the current Commander of the Seven Swordsmen, and a survivor of the Kekkei Genkai Purges, and regrettably the graduation of the Bloody Mist. I'm one the rebels thouh, or at least I was, so need to fear me causing harm.'' Says Kai.
''Hey yeah, Old Man, I almost forgot! This guys an Uzumaki too!'' Says Naruto.
''Is that right?'' Asks the Chef.
''My mother was a survivor of the Clan following it's destructi, ironic given that not long after my father's clan was destroyed. Tell me Kid do you of the Legend of Uzushiogakure?'' Asks Kai.
''Uzushiogakure? Wasn't that Village Destroyed in one of the Three Great Ninja Wars?'' Asks The waitress.
''Yes, but you probably don't know is that it was the ancestral Hidden Village of the Uzumaki Clan, it was destroyed because of both the Clan's and Village's Extremely Strong Sealing Jutsu. It was our Clan which married into the Senju, specifically the First Hokage, Lady Mito Uzumaki. Mito the first Jinchuriki to the Nine-Tailed Fox, and she allegedly passed that duty to the Fourth Hokage's wife, who by all accounts entrusted him with the Jutsu that cost him his Soul.'' Says Kai.
''Isn't this a classified secret?'' Asks The Chef.
''I don't really care, I only know because of my security clearance and the records recovered from Uzushiogakure and the Clan's Hidden Estate. I am a Fuinjutsu Adept myself and specialise in the Clan's Sealing Jutsu. Now then, the Jutsu which the Fourth employed was the single greatest Sealing Jutsu ever created, because it channelled the Shinigami, the God of Death.'' Says Kai as he begins to eat the meal offered to him. ''It's cost is high, but that fortunately makes it impossible to summon the corpse of a user, because to do so the Second Hokage's Kinjutsu would require the Reaper Death Seal to be undone in order to summon the Souls of the Shinigami's Victims.'' Says Kai as he finishes his meal and proceeds to pay and leave. ''All I need now is that Drink.'' He mutters.
After listening to the story, Ayame felt an intense interest in the young man, his red hair was a bonus. But alas she'd have to wait, her shift wasn't even close to being finished. Unknown to her, she'd be in a bit of competition for him...
(Orochimaru's Primary Land of Fire Safe House)
Kabuto walked with dread towards his Masters study, the report he'd received was not good, his own witness account only served to make it worse. Kai Kaguya, the boy whom Orochimaru would have selected fod his vessel once Kimimaro's illness proved unable to be healed and the boys obvious enhancements were a further enticement. Kimimaro remained convinced that he could bring his brother over to become Orochimaru's next vessel, but given the boys reaction to the Cursed Mark on Anko that was wishful thinking at best on a good day.
''Kabuto, report.'' Says Orochimaru.
''Yes, Lord Orochimaru. I encountered Kai Kaguya, and he is far more powerful than he was in the past. The boy's Chakra is insanely high, his body has clearly undergone various enhancements and based upon my own observations he is immune to Kimimaro's illness. Unfortunately he has proven extremely volatile with anything related to you, he went so far as to attempt to kill Anko Mitarashi and the Third Hokage when he saw the Cursed Seal on Anko and proceeded to attempt to kill Sarutobi.'' Says Kabuto.
''Interesting, as it so happens I've been working on a new Cursed Seal, it should make the brat far more malleable than he is should Sasuke be unavailable or unobtainable.'' Says Orochimaru.
''Shall I dispatch the Sound Five?'' Asks Kabuto.
''No, at least not for now, let them play their parts for now.'' Says Orochimaru as he is ecstatic that two prime vessels are in one place and such an obtainable fashion.
(Outside the Forest of Death)
Kai, Chõjūrõ, and Masako stood outside the Forest of Death, ready to get on with the Exams, but something was off about the whole thing like some dark shit would happen. Kai felt a profound sense of dread wash over him, this would not be fun at all...