Hey everybody its your friendly neighborhood black guy coming into town to steal your time and hopefully your valuables in the not too distant future. Now I know I can be longwinded as fuck in these openers but let me just state the obvious; If you are reading this right now and you are suffering through a depression of some sort just know that its alright and you have allies in places you never knew existed. Too many men have ended their own lives due to depression and highly stressful lives, this year would mark five years since Robin Williams ended his own life and a year after Chester Bennigton from Linkin Park. I ask all men reading this to PLEASE ALLOW PEOPLE TO HELP YOU. Please do not end up being a number in a fucked up statistic
If you are dealing with depression in any sorts I highly encourage you to fight that demon and whop its ass back to hell; be strong my brother
Anyway on with the show
Chapter 1
The mist was thick, the air was still, and the only thing that moved was the wild life that roamed in their domains. A small lizard harmlessly devoured a beetle until it was caught by a large bird that carried it into a tree. That was how life worked; a cruel fate that only rewarded the powerful and crushed the weak
In a river a body slowly floated in the rough waters beneath, carrying it to a destination that it knew nothing of nor held any control over. Normally in this river you would not expect such things as a trail of blood followed the corpse. The body belonged to that of a young man with shaggy blonde hair and a bright kill me orange jumpsuit that had a giant hole in his chest. Another peculiar thing about the young was the eyepatch over his left eye, and a strange headband with the symbol of a Leaf on his forehead that said that there was more to this kid then what meets…the….eye?
"Meets the eye? Damn it...cut!" A voice called out as the scene paused suddenly and a small portal appeared. "Maximum Effort." A voice said as out stepped a guy in a red suit and mask reading the Naruto manga volume four until he looked up at the audience and as he dropped the book while kicking it away. The white eyes on his face mask changed, making him look joyous as he waved at the audience. "Oh, hello there. You may be wondering 'why the red suit'? Its so that bad guys can't see me bleed and good gals can't tell that I played with myself." He then looked directly at the audience "By the way: I'm touching myself tonight." He then looked at the dead body and placed both his hands over his face with a loud gasp.
"Ooohhh that doesn't look good." He said before looking back at the audience "I hate to break it to you but that kid is supposed to be the hero of this story. Yet he is very dead right now." He said before he suddenly giving a thumbs up. "But don't worry we have his entire backstory to tell, and have absolutely no plans to talk about his future. No plans at all!"
"Think of it as my way of giving you a happy meal except I'm not crazy clown prince of crime trying to super size you." He said as he paused as a smaller version of himself appeared on his shoulders with a piece of paper in his hand. The smaller version handed it to him, quickly read over it before rolling it into a ball and tossing it over his shoulders. a small explosion followed soon after with the scene turning into a news desk, and the red guy was now in a business suit with the same red mask but with a terrible black toupee on his head.
The words Breaking News appeared in big bold letters over his right shoulder, showing a picture of a chalk outline, typically found at a murder scene with the phrase 'A NOT SO CADAVERIFIC VOYAGE' "Ladies and gentlemen breaking news: The dead kids name is Naruto Uzumaki and we have exclusive footage of his last day alive – lets go to the tape." He said as he raised a remote with his thumb hovering over a button
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(Flashback)
The man in the red suit was currently sitting on a random couch with his right hand looking like it should belong to his infant self. "I bet it will feel huge in this hand." Which was all that was said as the screen stopped with the message "Please Standby."
(Real Flashback)
"Naruto" The voice of Kakashi rang out through the silence accompanied
Naruto stood still, a stunned expression plastered on his whiskered face as he looked down at his chest and saw his sensei's hand protruding through it. The mans eyes wide as saucers as his Sharingan recorded the image of him killing his student was permanently etched into his memory.
Naruto then looked to the left side of the bridge and took notice of Haku laying in her spot with only a look of shock at what just occurred. He was able to stop her from saving her master but in the process he would take the strike himself.
He was dying for her now
None of this was making sense to any of them, including Zabuza, Kubikiribocho firmly gripped in one hand, his body restrained by several of Kakashi's dog summons after he set up an ambush that left the Demon of the Mist at his mercy. But as he was prepared to become the latest victim to Kakashi's most famous jutsu, two blurs changed the scenario drastically and now he stood with Naruto dying
Naruto coughed up a large glob of blood that spilled onto the ground as he took hold of his sensei's arm and removed it, causing the bleeding to intensify, and soak the entire front of his jacket. His body growing woozy from the blood loss as he looked his sensei in the eye with a painful smile until his body fell face first onto the floor. A large pool instantly formed as the hounds released their hold and vanished back to the summon realm.
Zabuza instantly felt the pressure release from his body. His left arm useless for the moment due to the giant bulldog biting into his shoulder, the blood flowed freely from the bite-sized wounds though it would be for naught. He felt no pain, his body was numb from staring at the body of the young Genin that sacrificed his life for two enemies he didn't even know. He could honestly say that he had never seen anything like it in his long bloody career.
"Naruto!" Haku was the first to actually react, she rushed over to his prone body and flipped it over. The young woman placed both hands over his wounded chest and began compression along with giving mouth to mouth in panic. It was a desperate panic as she worked twice as hard to only get the same results; Naruto being both unresponsive and cold, a sight Kakashi had seen one too many times in his life. Blood coating her hands, Tears freely fell from her eyes. "I'm sorry Naruto, I take it all back. Please, I take it all back." She wept into her hands until she laid her head on the dead blondes shoulder "Please don't go." She said but was only met with silence
Kakashi took a deep breath when he heard the voice of Sakura break through the silence with the same tone as the young lady near him. He would have endured the lose of two students at nearly the same time, both forever showing his failure as a teacher. He watched his teammate die and was forced to kill his other within a matter of months. He felt a cold darkness surround his vision as only Naruto's body remained
"Snap out of it Hatake you are in the middle of a battle!" Zabuza growled, knowing that Kakashi could not fight in the proper state of mind. Their battle to the death was supposed to be the both of them giving it their all, he wanted to kill Kakashi at his best, his pride demanded it. He moved Kubikiribocho just a fraction, and saw senbon needles embedded near his foot.
He locked onto an icy stare with Haku, the young ice-users expression telling him that she would not allow him to move "There has been enough bloodshed." She whispered.
"We are enemy shinobi for hire; This is the risk we took, that kid knew it too." Zabuza said he giant blade moving with his good arm.
"There will be no more bloodshed." She said through tears that turned to frost as the area grew somewhat colder
"This fight must have a winner and the loser must be dead." He continued pointing his signature weapon at Kakashi.
The Sharingan warrior on the other hand paid no mind to his enemy. All he could do was stare at his right appendage. "Naruto..." He whispered to himself, his students blood dripping from his hand.
"Damn it Hatake! Snap out of it!" Zabuza roared, changing his pose to charge forward until Haku appeared in front of him. Her foot stomped into a puddle of water, her right hand flashing through a set of one handed seals.
"Secret Jutsu: A Thousand Needles of Death." She called out. The needles penetrated the concrete of the bridge, separating both her and Zabuza.
"Haku, what are you doing!?" Zabuza demanded. His head was spinning, his body feeling the exhaustion from the intense battle, and now he was feeling how bad his wounds were.
"I said there has been enough bloodshed!" Haku screamed, her tone practically demanded Zabuza to stand down. He tried to step forward again until he looked at the young woman he raised and saw only sadness in her eyes. "Please...no more."
Zabuza just stood there watching the child he raised into the ultimate weapon stop him from his quest to eliminate that masked shinobi legend. But his body was already spent from such a strenuous fight and to add a new threat in his ally would not work well for him
"God fucking damn it." The demon of the mist said as his shoulders relaxed and allowed his body to rest "You're still too soft." Zabuza always knew this. Haku, she never liked to fight, to harm people. He made her his weapon to be used and disposed of by him. But no matter how hard he trained her, he could not kill her heart. She was still a human being, she could still feel guilt and sadness, happiness and joy. In the end, not even he could keep his heart hard enough to feel nothing.
Feeling his body no longer full of adrenaline, the demon of the mist gave up. He could not bring himself to fight against Haku
"Thank you." She said, her body relaxing until they all heard the sound of clapping echoing throughout the heavy mist. At the end of the bridge they could see Gato and his hired mercenaries all gathered in a group; weapons drawn for battle.
"Zabuza what the hell am I paying you for if you can't even kill a bunch of brats!?" He demanded until he noticed Naruto's body lying on the ground. "Heh, it seems you got at least one. But still, it doesn't make much sense to keep paying when I have these guys; They can do it cheaper and bloodier." He said as he went through allot of trouble to hire these men from the depths of the black market
"It seems my boss just fired me." Zabuza said in a haggard tone
"You're damn right I just fired you, baby demon." Gato said as he reached into his suit pocket and revealed a device no bigger then a deck of cards that contained a trigger button "Now please do me the honor of sending you back to hell." He then pushed the button.
The results were instantaneous as an explosion rocked the bridge and dislodged giant chunks of concrete, rebar, support beams, railings and building supplies. The shinobi, despite being wounded and exhausted moved hastily to prevent them from falling and being crushed by debris. But for both Kakashi and Haku, they watched as Naruto's body was lost to the water below when his portion of the bridge broke apart.
(End Flashback)
"And that's that's. Our blonde hero died heroically." He said with a valiant tone. "Gato on the other hand, he died like a coward." He said with the most upbeat tone ever heard. "I mean he died so bad Hans Grubber called him a punk ass bitch in hell." He said as he brandished several photos and grimaced at each one he flipped through.
"Man, this is even gruesome for me and I once shoved a guys head up a dead guys ass. All he could scream was 'Not the butt! Not the butt!'. Of course I would cut his head off and make it a butt plug for a dead guy but hey, whose keeping score? Isn't the murder all that matters?" He asked as he shook his masked head. "I guess you can say he...Died hard." A very loud yell of 'YEAAA' echoed in the background as he placed a pair of black glasses over his eyes with an explosion appearing in the reflection
Tossing the pictures over his shoulder as if they were irrelevant, he then went back to talking to the audience. "Okay now that Naruto is super dead you would think that that would be the story but there is a twist and it involves that glory-I mean the eyepatch." He said before he brought his right hand to the side of his head. "More breaking news, we got footage!" A camera cut to Naruto's body when it was caught within the riptide and taken further down the stream and eventually going down a waterfall. The viewers expected him to rupture like a meat balloon as he splattered from such a great height. but as it went down the fall a sudden explosion of red chakra and an inhuman roar echoed loudly throughout whatever place we were. The chakra formed an orb in midair as it turned into a large fox with nine tails swishing behind as it took off along the riverbank beneath its feet
Miles and miles the red chakra fox ran until suddenly the beast stopped and sat on its hind legs
The fox sat for a moment until it let out another roar that caused it to turn white for some odd reason. When the chakra dispersed only the corpse remained with only shreds of clothing that barely covered his decency, but his body was miraculously healed as it plummeted back into the body of water below. There was no trace of what happened to it afterwards.
"Holy shit balls! OH HOLY SHIT BALLS." The guy swiped his arms across the news desk to show that he wasn't looking at papers, or reading off notes, it was just a bunch of nude pictures of certain anime girls in hentai posses "Okay, whose balls do I have to fondle to see where this is heading?" The guy in the red suit said as the camera panned out to reveal that he was- "Hey! Hey! Hey! I'm jacking off here! Go to the next scene you son of a bitch!"
(Timeskip – Three days later)
The smell of freshly cooked food hit his nose quickly as he could tell by the aroma that it was made with much care and joy. Unfortunately, for the cook, he didn't care. A knock upon his door soon soured his already foul mood. "Sasuke-kun, come on and eat breakfast. Make sure the big guy comes down with you." The voice of his pink-haired teammate echoed out as the Uchiha Clan heir got out of his bed and looked up to see one Zabuza Momochi steering himself awake.
"Damn it girl." Zabuza gruffly said before sitting up. For once his face unmasked, revealing some very sharp teeth on his scowling face. The former Mist shinobi looked towards the kid he was forced to bunk with, he didn't need to be some sort of shrink to know that the death of the blonde kid greatly affected him for the last three days.
The Uchiha had not spoken a single word, not a single one.
He recalled the details of the previous three days. After Gato set off the explosions that resulted in the kids body falling over, the stakes could not have been higher. The village people the former tycoon terrorized all got together and formed a resistance wall on the other side of the bridge. Kakashi, himself and Haku worked together. And between his brutal ways of using Kubikiribocho, Kakashi showing exactly what he was like in his Anbu days, and the massive water source that Haku had to work with, the mercenary army Gato hired didn't stand a chance. As for Gato himself, Haku surprised him with how she killed the man. It was brutal, even by his standards.
After it was all done and over with the Uchiha kid regained consciousness, and learned that that the blonde pain in the ass had perished and his body went missing. For as long as he had been a shinobi, he had felt the environment shift around him before, everything could be calm, then filled with bloodlust.
This however was filled with loathing depression.
The pink-haired girl, Sakura if he recalled her name correctly, was doing her best to be the backbone of the team and Kakashi was holding his own. But Zabuza noticed how that every time Kakashi looked at his right hand it would tremble, and he would look away out of fear. For a man who did a great job hiding his face behind a halfmask, he wasn't doing well in hiding his emotions.
The Uchiha kid on the other hand was a mess. An emotional wreck of a human being if he had ever seen one. Zabuza figured those two Genin were very close friends if he was acting like his world shattered. The door closing shut took him out of his thoughts when Sasuke left the room. "Screw it, ain't none of my business."
Keeping his hands in his pockets, Sasuke sluggishly marched down the stairway. For the past three days he had just been on autopilot, numb, his mind cloudy and barely able to comprehend what happened. He made it downstairs to be greeted by Haku and Sakura working with Tsunami to make breakfast while Inari set the table. Tazuna was already there drinking a cup of coffee.
"Inari are you almost done?" Tsunami asked as the girls looked over their stations.
"I'll have this done mom, dattebayo!" Inari exclaimed until he looked up to see Sasuke standing at the entrance of the kitchen. Before the young boy could say anything Sasuke turned on his heel and slammed the front door loudly on his way out.
Who knew such a silent, then loud action could have an effect on the four people present?
Sakura noticed Haku and felt bad for her. After Gato was dealt with, and an uneasy peace agreement was established, the two girls talked to quite an extent over the last three days and found that while they held virtually nothing in common, they at least got along well. She learned how hard Haku had it growing up and all it did was remind her of everything that Naruto went through growing up as her sensei explained it to her as best as he could. It made her regret a great deal of actions she did when she was young.
"I never thought that there could be kids like me all over the shinobi nations that lost everything too." Haku quietly said.
"Its just how things are, we can't control it." Sakura replied before they both walked over to the table and sat down to eat.
"When is your sensei coming back?" Tazuna asked before taking a sip of his coffee.
"He should be back sometime today. I don't know the details, but he said that there was something that he had to investigate before he left." Sakura said with a slight shrug of her shoulders. Whatever it was, it had to of been important.
"What about Sasuke?" Inari asked.
Sakura looked down at her plate, sadness clouding her vision. "Sasuke just lost his best friend and rival. I don't think he is going to recover anytime soon."
(With Sasuke)
The last Uchiha of Konohagakure currently stared at the area that both he and Naruto called their training spot when they both competed to master the tree walking exercise. Looking back, it was a lot of fun for him. Not since the bell test had he been challenged in order to understand his abilities as a shinobi. He looked at the two trees the both of them ran up, both having slash marks that went very high to mark their progress.
All he could hear was Naruto's voice echo through his mind as he remembered the good times he spent training with his best friend,. Now that he was gone, all he felt was regret that he didn't admit it sooner, Naruto was an annoying blonde idiot who irked him, but he was his annoying blonde idiot that irked him.
A small memorial was built before the tree just yesterday by Team Seven with Sakura giving the tribute. She was the only one who could do it because both him and Kakashi were unable. The both of them had heavy loses in their lives that made it difficult to speak about their latest loss.
Sasuke pulled out a kunai knife and with a set of determined eyes he ran up the tree Naruto used.
As fast as he could, he ran hard up the bark surface until he landed on the top branch, right where his teammate rested on with a goofy, but satisfied smile. He used the knife to crave out the name 'dobe' on it to give himself a small, ghost of a laugh as he looked out into the distance and watched the sun shine over the horizon. He even activated his Sharingan to burn the scene into his memory.
"I'm going to miss you dobe." He said, running his hand across his eyes to wipe away the tears forming. Bringing them back to their usual onyx color, he relaxed into a comfortable spot, as much as a tree could provide. His eyes then looked to the side to see Haku appearing on the tree top beside his. "Is everything okay?" He asked, satisfied ending his three days of silence.
"I just wanted to keep you company." She said, gaining a silent nod before they both looked at the scenery.
Minutes passed without them speaking a word. Normally Sasuke wouldn't mind this, but now the silence was killing him. Naruto, he always made some sort of commotion to break the silence.
"I discovered both my parents dead with my brother standing over their corpses." Sasuke said, causing the young woman to perk up. "Naruto was by my side the very next day to keep me company and even went as far as to move in with me." He said with a few broken chuckles in between. "He didn't even realize he moved in until I noticed all the stuff that belonged to him was in my place, the dobe." He said laughing to himself as he remembered whenever Naruto overreacted to situations.
Haku looked at the young boy in surprise. It was only three days ago that they were on opposing sides of the shinobi field and now they were just ordinary people having a conversation. What strange times they lived in.
"I watched my father kill my mother when I was young and to escape from him and my village I had to kill him in self-defense." Haku began telling Sasuke the story she told Naruto.
"I spent a long time on the streets, struggling to find any place that would keep me warm at night. A few days I had to go without eating and others I would have to sleep outside in the freezing cold. Zabuza was the first chance I had to ever feel like I had some type of purpose." A small, sad smile formed on her beautiful face. "I'm afraid that I allowed that to consume me." She said as she looked towards him. "I'm sorry for what I did to you and your friend."
"We were on separate sides, that is the world of shinobi. Allies can become enemies, and enemies can become allies." Sasuke said. He then began to push the issue away to something else that had been on his mind. "What will you do now? You have your freedom to do whatever you want."
"I am a shinobi, and I will be without a purpose if I stay here. I wish to return with you to your village and join their ranks. Zabuza would likely want to come with me, but I think he should stay here." She said, a small smile forming. "He has a lot to atone for here, perhaps when he is done he could join us at an eventual date. If your Hokage allows it of course."
"Hmph, Konoha won't be a walk in the park in terms of joining. But I think you guys would make fine additions to our ranks." Zabuza would be a challenge, but if they informed the Sandaime ahead of time, they could make the transition easier.
"I want to join your team when we get back there." Haku said, causing the Uchiha to snap his head towards her, surprise plastered on his face. "I owe it to your friend to continue his spot since he sacrificed himself for me."
Sasuke was silent for the longest time, looking over the view he said. "I think he would like that idea."
The both of them sat in silence for a long time after that.
(Meanwhile – With Kakashi)
"Kakashi, it's been three days." Pakkun, the leader of Kakashi's dog summons said. Both him and his summoner were standing at the bottom of the waterfall watching as the water flowed by them without a care in the world.
"He's somewhere out there Pakkun. That burst of chakra..." Kakashi had been holding onto some sort of hope that Naruto was still alive, Kyuubi's chakra was potent. He remembered it clearly when it attacked Konohagakure twelve years ago and feeling it on the bridge confirmed that the tailed-beast was active. He had to of healed Naruto, he just had to.
"Was more than likely the Kyuubi escaping." The pug summon didn't beat around the bush. There were two reasons they were out here instead of healing in Tazuna's home. The first was to actually find proof of Naruto's death, if that was the case they would bring his body back for a proper burial. The second, and as much as Kakashi hated to do it, it was to secure the Kyuubi.
The Nine-tailed Fox was a powerful deterrent for the other nations. Iwagakure had two, Kumogakure had two, Kirigakure had one with another missing, and their sorta allies Sunagakure and Takigakure had one each. If Naruto was dead, they would need a new jinchuriki as a new deterrent.
But they didn't find a body, not a trace of it. All they found were some shredded rags of Naruto's hideously orange jumpsuit that were currently clutched in Kakashi's shaking right hand. The Copycat shinobi looked to the ground, unable to form any words.
"You did your best Kakashi, I can say for certain you would put a bloodhound to shame." Pakkun said before resting on the ground. "But Naruto is gone, and the Kyuubi is gone, reborn and will reform one day. You need to get back to your students."
"I don't know how I can face them anymore. My father, Obito, Rin, sensei, and now Naruto. How can I get past this?"
"By taking it one day at a time, Kakashi." Pakkun rested his head on his paws. "That's all we can do."
The rushing waterfall did nothing to calm Kakashi's thoughts, nor did it help him get over with what he did. Instead he stayed silent, clutching the wet orange cloth in his shaking right hand.
As Team Seven continued to mourn their loss there was another incident occuring some country hundreds of miles away from Wave Country
(Elsewhere: Random House)
Naruto cracked his left eye open. He found himself confused, the last thing he remembered was jumping in front of Haku and then...nothing. He couldn't remember how he got here, or where here was, or why he was missing his clothes.
Honestly, he should have wondered where his clothes were first, then figured out where he was.
Taking in his surroundings, Naruto saw he was in a remarkably spartan bedroom, the door was on the other side of the room, the bed was small, it could fit only one person, perhaps two if they lied on top of each other. He noticed a dressed that was well used, but well cared for. The lights were off, he noticed the overhead lights, okay so the place had electricity and he didn't wind up in some sort of backwoods cannibal hillbilly homestead.
The first thing Naruto tried to do was sit up, but found that his body wouldn't respond to his demands. The fox was silent, granted he was always silent, the furry bitch never said a word to him. After trying several times, and only succeeding in tiring himself out, the blonde gave up. His body needed rest, it was the only way he could get out of the room.
The door opened with a creak, the exhausted blonde lost the element of surprise by pretending to be asleep. But he did get a look at exactly who might of brought him to this place.
It turned out to be a girl about his age. She was petite, tan-skinned, wore an orange clip in her short, layered mint green hair that matched her eye color - orange. Her outfit consisted of a short sleeveless white midriff shirt with fishnet armor underneath, long white armlets, and fishnet shorts with a short white apron skirt over it.
She also also carried a cylindrical object in red wrapping on her back.
"Oh, you're awake! Good to see you lucky-boy." The girl greeted him in a cheerful manner. She was immediately by his side, looking him over. "I found you a few days ago floating in the river, you looked bad, honestly what happened, did you get mauled by a bear? But then again, I don't see any marks showing it." She said checking over his body and making him blush a few times whenever her hands got too close
Wow, she was really chatty and energetic. "Where am I?"
"Waterfall country, lucky-boy." She said as her eyes became serious with Naruto at her mercy she began to interrogate him by lifting up his tattered Leaf headband. "What is a shinobi from Konohagakure doing in my country? Huh? Answer me!?" She said with her weapon pointed at his face "Do have you any allies nearby?" She asked with Naruto raising his hands defensively
"I don't even know how I got here. All I remember was that I was on a mission and…" He said as the memories suddenly rushed to his head and it lead to him clutching his chest but found only his heartbeat. But he was stunned as his hand felt the newly formed scar on his chest which made him look down in shock "How did I survive that?" He asked in complete disbelief
This caused Fu to remove her weapon as she grasped his face so that he would look at her "Are you ok Lucky-boy?" She asked with Naruto looking her in the eye with his one lone eye piercing her gaze while the other was covered by an eyepatch "What's with the eyepatch?" She asked not removing her hands though
"I lost an eye and a friend but the bastard that took them died a slow death." Naruto said as his mind went back to the day that changed his life
(Flashback)
Hiashi Hyuuga raced through the halls of his home as fast as he could with the alarm system blaring but he did not listen. His daughter was in danger and he was going to protect her. He ran and ran until he reached an entry point on the side with a sight that would be etched in stone in his memory. The only sound that could be heard was weeping as his daughter slowly rocked a young blonde boy back and forth telling him that it was ok.
On the ground laid two bodies, both male with one dead and the other dying.
The first male was a Hyuuga that had a pool of blood around his body with a single stab wound in his back. His face was in his direction with his forehead fear of the caged bird seal, thus telling him that he was a member of the main house member.
His young cousin; Hoheto Hyuuga lied there dying
The other male was dead as a doorknob with animalistic wounds accompanying a horrified expression permanently etched onto his face. But what really drew his eye was the image that was on his headband that told him that this guy was from cloud country. His eyes then went towards the young man that was crying in his daughter arms with a huge wound over his left eye
Missing left eye that is
The regal figure then approached the young pair to bend down on one knee, getting the attention of his young daughter as he placed a hand on the one eyed blonde's shoulders
"Young man; please tell me the name of the person that saved my daughters life?" He asked with the blonde turning to him to show his lone blue eye
"Naruto Uzuamki sir, dattebayo."
(Play: Careless Whisper by George Michael)
"WHAM! There you go guys with yet another example of the hero getting the girl. Now lets pull out this epic wide shot." The man in the red suit said with the camera moving back and taking him out of focus "Yes nice nice; should be the only thing that's pulling out tonight. Until next time; this is your friendly neighborhood pool guy singing I'm never gonna dance again the way I danced with you OH OH!" Beat playing in the background
AN: And Break. Ok that's that for the first chapter of this story. Wanna give a special thanks to Fifth Rider of Armageddon for helping me out with the bulk of this idea. It was originally not intended to be my version of his story but as I was planning this one out under its original premise it later became clear that I need to get his help.
Well hopefully you guys enjoyed this and hope to entertain you again soon
Until Next Time
Peace
And
Happy Fucking New Year