A/N: Just like in Chapter 35, here are more lines you wish you saw in Harry Potter. Enjoy!
Harry: I got a plan.
Hermione: Your definition of a plan is taking the biggest hammer you can find and smashin' everything in your way.
Harry: Well, that sounds like a pretty good plan to me!
- Johnny Gat and Dexter "Dex" Jackson, Saints Row
A small tribute to Wrex, one of my most favorite characters in the Mass Effect series.
Griphook: It must be hard for you Lupin knowing that the person behind all of this death and destruction is a Werewolf Unspeakable.
Remus: Fenrir is either a traitor or a madman. Taking him down will restore the good name of Werewolves everywhere.
Griphook: Glad to hear it. I was losing sleep over the prospect of people not loving Werewolves.
-Urdnot Wrex and Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect
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Griphook: So you've spent your entire adult life just studying old Atlantean Junk?
Fleur: Our travels now are somewhat different from my normal excavations. I would prefer lengthier studies... And fewer explosions.
Griphook: It's good for you. A nice explosion now and then keeps the mind sharp.
-Urdnot Wrex and Dr. Liara T'Soni, Mass Effect
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Padma: How can fight your own people?
Griphook: Anyone who fights us is either stupid or on Voldemort's payroll. Killing the latter is business. Killing the former is a favor to the Wizarding World.
-Tali'Zorah nar Rayya and Urdnot Wrex, in Mass Effect
Harry: You want me to tell you the truth and we get into a big fight. Your dad tells your mom she's pleasant, one helluva doozy by the way, and they've been married like 150 years!
Ginny: Harry, I want you to tell me the truth all the time.
Harry: Listen, it's like when a girl asks her boyfriend whether an outfit makes her look fat. How many guys actually say the outfit makes her fat? Like Zero. How many women actually look fat in an outfit? Not Zero!
Ginny: But Harry, this is different!
Harry: No, Gin, no it's not. How could I stand there and tell you I hated the ring when I love you so much?
-Eric Foreman and Donna Pinciotti from That '70s Show
Harry: I care about you, Pansy. And I think you care about me.
Pansy: (looking anxious) This is no time for emotional entanglement! You and I know more about the Death Eaters than anyone. We know how unlikely it is that we're coming back alive! What idiotic bunch of hormones thought that now was a great time for love?
Harry: (smirk) Who said anything about love? I'm just trying to get you into bed.
Pansy: (smiling) You ass...
Harry: Come on, Pansy. You want this.
Pansy: Yeah... I do. So don't die. You promise me, damn it!
Harry: I died once already. I don't plan to do it again.
-Commander Shepard and Miranda Lawson, Mass Effect 2
Hermione punches Draco, but the Malfoy Scion merely stands his ground, not budging even a centimeter.
Draco: (smirking at a shocked Hermione) I'm the Juggernaut! Bitch!
- The Juggernaut
Another small tribute for the Mass Effect Series, this time to Tali'Zorah.
Padma: Do you ever regret leaving Ministry Security to pursue Voldemort, Kingsley?
Kingsley: Fighting a rogue Dark Lord with countless lives at stake and no regulations in the way? I'd say that beats M-Sec.
Padma: I'm pleased that the imminent destruction of all Magical Life has improved your career opportunities.
-Tali'Zorah nar Rayya and Garrus Vakarian, Mass Effect
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Padma: (to Harry) What is it about you that makes people think we enjoy in being in harms way?
-Tali'Zorah nar Rayya (to Commander Shepard) on Feros, Mass Effect
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Engineer Finnegan: You're the best Commander. We just got those FBA couplings installed. Now we only have to calibrate every weak instead of every day. We're thinking about celebrating our newfound free time with some Gringotts Five poker. Want to join us?
Engineer Brown: C'mon Seamus. The Commander doesn't want to play cards with grease monkeys like us.
Harry: Actually, that sounds interesting.
Engineer Finnegan: You in, Padma?
Padma: Sure, that sounds fun.
Engineer Finnegan: Fantastic! I'll get the cards!
Harry: My Gringotts Five is a bit rusty. You'll be easy on the Rookie, right?
Engineer Finnegan: Of course, commander, it's all friendly.
Engineer Brown: Yeah, right.
*After winning 500 galleons playing Gringotts Five*
Engineer Finnegan: Be gentle on the rookie? I can't believe we fell for that!
Padma: Never underestimate Harry.
Engineer Brown: (to Seamus) It was worth losing to see you taken down a notch.
Engineer Finnegan: (to Harry) You beat me at my own game. You're all right, Potter.
-Engineers Donnelly and Daniels, Tali'Zorah vas Normandy and Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2
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Dawlish: I'm an Auror, and I know my duty. I've been ordered to detain her and I will- unless I can get her to leave my district first.
Harry: Your superiors are sending you to certain death for no good reason. You have a right to disobey.
Padma: (to Sirius) Let's remember that next time Potter sets us up against impossible odds.
Sirius: (to Padma) That's about twice a day.
Harry: (to Padma and Sirius) Most of the time, I'm not being stupid about it. I can't say the same for Dawlish's superiors.
-Detective Anaya, Commander Shepard, Tali'Zorah vas Normandy and Thane Krios, Mass Effect 2
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Kingsley: You ever miss those talks we had on the elevators?
Padma: No.
Kingsley: Come on; remember how we all used to ask you questions about life on the flotilla? It was an opportunity to share.
Padma: This conversation is over.
Kingsley: Tell me again about your immune system.
Padma: I have a shotgun.
Kingsley: Maybe we'll talk later.
-Garrus Vakarian and Tali'Zorah vas Normandy, Mass Effect 2
Voldemort: Some of you may die... But that is a risk I am willing to take.
-Lord Farquaad, Shrek
Harry: Ginny... Listen... I'm not saying marry me... Just don't marry him! (points to Malfoy)
-from The Wedding Crashers
Hermione: There are lots of things I do for your father that I don't like.
Rose: Mum!
Hermione: Oh not THAT, I love THAT! I meant things like Quidditch.
- Midge and Donna Pinciotti, That '70s Show
Now, for fans of Mass Effect's Garrus.
Wounded Draco Malfoy: (struggling to stand) Shit, Shit! It won't stop bleeding... I'm gonna... Son of a Bitch!
Kingsley: Doesn't look that bad, actually.
Harry: He doesn't need to know that.
-wounded guard, Garrus Vakarian and Cmdr. Shepard, Mass Effect 2
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Kingsley: Supervised, of course. Nobody is willing to risk an injury that interferes with the mission. And it's a good way to settle grudges amicably. I remember right before one mission, we were about to hit a vampiric pirate squad. Very risky. This recon scout and I had been at each others throats. Nerves mostly. She suggested we settle it in the ring.
Harry: I assume you took her down gently?
Kingsley: Actually, she and I were the top ranked hand to hand specialists on the ship. I had reach, but she had flexibility. It was brutal. After nine rounds, the judge called it a draw. There were a lot of unhappy betters in the training room. We, ah, ended up holding a tie breaker in her quarters. I had reach, but she had flexibility. More than one way to work off stress, I guess.
-Garrus Vakarian and Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2
Percy: If the Ministry of Magic wants to stick a tracking spell up your ass, you will say 'Thank You!' and 'God Bless the Ministry!'
-Red Foreman, That '70s Show
Harry: I'm the best at what I do!
-Wolverine, Marvel Ultimate Alliance
Neville: I'm the best... At whatever it is that Harry does!
-Deadpool, Marvel Ultimate Alliance
This is for fans of Mad Scientist!Hermione
Hermione: Harry, how can I help?
Harry: You got a minute to talk?
Hermione: Perhaps later. Trying to determine how scale-itch got into Hogwarts. Sexually-transmitted disease. Only carried by Blast-Ended Skrewts. Implications unpleasant.
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Hermione: Some other time. About to test new bioweapon. Not on us, of course. Didn't think I had to specify, but Neville got nervous.
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Hermione: Later, updating Order dental records. All Order of the Phoenix personnel have cyanide capsules in their molars. Primitive. Ocular nerve flash bangs much harder to disarm.
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Hermione: Not at the moment. I think I've unlocked Death Eater interest in humans. Wait. No. Only one heart, Goblins have two. Scratch that.
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Hermione: Not a good time. Trying to map contamination vectors requires focus. School-wide infection of human-tailored virus possible if I slip.
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Hermione: Later better. Think I've cured Neville's condition. Simple treatment would… No, no, no, no… What caused liver failure? Nevermind. Start from scratch.
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Hermione: Not now. Working on Death Eater Data. Have ruled out artificially intelligent virus. Unless it is very intelligent. And toying with me. Hmmm… Tests… Anything else?
Harry: I'll let you work.
-Mordin Solus and Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2
Harry: Hey Weasley, you're conscious. I'm not used to that!
Ron: That was a cheap shot last time and I was only knocked out for a little bit, okay? Now I'm back and I'm gonna beat your face up so bad even kittens won't look at you!
-Yusuke Urameshi and Kazuma Kuwabara, YuYu Hakusho
Hermione: Oh, the magazine pages are sticking again, you little pervert. Oh hey Harry. You've been reading this?
Harry: I don't know, Hermione. Is that the 'Why do i hang out with these people?' issue, because you're on the cover of that, right?
Hermione: No, actually it's the 'my best friend is an idiot' issue and there you are!
-Haley James and Lucas Scott, One Tree Hill
Miscellaneous Mass Effect Quotes
Ginny: Why is it whenever someone says "with all due respect", they really mean "kiss my ass"?
-Gunnery Chief Ashley Williams on Virmire, Mass Effect
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Pavarti: Potter... You're dead!
Harry: I got better (as his companions draw their wands)
-Commander Shepard and Nassana, Mass Effect 2
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Dawlish: (gesturing for Harry and Co. to halt) Welcome to Azkaban, Potter. Your package is being prepped and you can claim it shortly. As this is a high security prison, you'll need to relinquish your wands before we proceed.
Harry: (As everyone draws their wands) I'll relinquish one curse. Where do you want it?
-Prison Guard and Commander Shepard, Purgatory, Mass Effect 2
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Harry: Just once, I'd like to ask someone for help and hear them say "Sure, let's go. Right now, no strings attached."
-Commander Shepard, Mass Effect 2
Director Bones: Potter, we need you to head down and secure the Ministry.
Harry: (turning to the Auror next to him) Bring me a weapon!
-Sergeant Johnson and Master Chief, Halo 2
Harry addresses the DA before the Second Battle of Hogwarts
"You all know the mission, and what is at stake. I have come to trust each of you with my life - but I have also heard murmurs of discontent. I share your concerns. We are trained as students; we would be legends, but the records are sealed. Glory in battle is not our way.
Think of our heroes; the Silent Step, who defeated a nation with a single curse. Or the Ever Alert, who kept Goblins at bay with hidden facts. These giants do not seem to give us solace here, but they are not all that we are.
Before the Ministry, there was the Mage. Before diplomacy, there were Aurors!
Our influence stopped the Acromantula, but before that we held the line! Our influence stopped the Goblins, but before that, we held the line!
Our influence will stop Voldemort; in the battle today, we will hold the line!"
-Adapted from Captain Kirrahe's speech on Virmire, Mass Effect
Harry stood in the center of the battlefield facing the onslaught of Voldemort's forces.
Harry: (Holding his wand in the air) DA... Assemble!
-Captain America, The Avengers
Harry is standing between Draco, Snape and his friends, each of the remaining ones are battered and beaten.
Draco: Snape, what's his power level!
Snape: Impossible! It's over 9,000!
Draco: What! 9,000!
-Nappa and Vegeta, Dragon Ball Z
Voldemort: PLEASE! (shoots an overpowered cutting curse at Harry's face)
*Cutting curse hits Harry directly in the mouth, snapping his head back*
Voldemort:...
Harry: (brings his head forward and glares at Voldemort)...
Voldemort: (scared) Ah... Ahhh...
Harry: You can destroy cities, but you can never destroy what I am, friend...
Voldemort: (trembling) You... What... What are you?
Harry: I am the Hope of the Wizarding World... I am the answer to all living beings who cry out for peace...
Voldemort: (trembling) Ahh... ah...
Harry: (progressively getting louder) I am Protector of the Innocent... I am The Light in the darkness... (lowers his voice) I am Truth...
*Explosion off in the distance*
Harry: (Glare intensifies)...
Voldemort: (Trembling) Ahhh... Ahh... Ahhh...
Harry: (Aura Flares) ALLY TO GOOD! Nightmare to you!
-Frieza and Goku, DragonBall ZVoldemort: Can you see the future?
Harry: Yes... Your future... Is death.
-Zabuza and Kakashi, Naruto
Voldemort: I impose order on the chaos of magical evolution. You exist because I allow it and you will end because I demand it.
-Sovereign, Mass Effect