After the taco bell leftovers were eaten, Akira was feeling quite woozy. The world did not seem to exist in the same way as it did prior to eating the Taco Bell leftovers. Goro, Cesaro, and the other phantom thieves in the hotel simply faded out of existence, and everything went black.
The world that came into view for the phantom thief was one of vivid color, with shadowy beings walking around. "Am I in a palace?" Joker thought to nobody in particular. Before him seemed to be a black building, with the outline of a bell on the outside. The doors swung open and the phantom thief entered. Before him sat Bark Bing, CEO of Taco Bell. "Welcome to Taco Bell, I am Bark Bing, CEO of taco bell, I am also racist and evil or something like that. I'm so racist that I poison random people's food lol." "Dude wtf" asked the Phantom thief, before plunging out the door, back into consciousness.
"JONKER WAKE UPPPPPP!" Akira sprung to life, ready to punch whatever was in-front of him, and he did, fisting Yusuke right in his dumb face. "Dude wtf" asked the Akira guy. "JONKER Y U DO DAT THATY NOT NAISE!" Asked Yusuke, a former disciple of some artist guy who stole a painting or something like that idk, he also got brain damage, so he sounds like, that. "dude wtf, we gotta invade Bark Bing's palace, he's a bad fuckin guy, bad in a bad way not a good way. Futaba who is also here, pls hack taco bell to make him peeved so we can fuck his shit up!" "kk lol" said Futaba.
"Hrmmmmm….. what the hell is a phantom thief?" asked Bark Bing. "Some Japanese thingy I think?" said the unnamed assistant. "Well I am FUCKING PISSED, I GOTTA RESPOND LIKE NOW DUDE HOLY SHIT!" said an enraged Bark Bing, ceo of taco bell, who also has anger issues and racistly poisoned Jonker's food. "ATTENTION JAPANESE TERROR GROUP "The Phantom Thieves", YOU SUCK AND IF I GET MY HANDS ON YOU, YOURE DEAD PAL, AND YOU'LL GET CORONAVIRUS AN-" "Hey the general public doesn't know about that yet chill out" said the unnamed assistant. "OH YEAH THANKS FOR REMINDING ME ABOUT THAT, THATLL HAPPEN IN A FEW MONTHS FROM NOW, ANYWAY IF YOU TRY TO RAID MY "PALACE" YOULL FIND THAT IT IS QUITE DEFENDED, SO COME AT ME BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH" yelled the enraged CEO.
"How did you even go to mementos, let alone an actual palace?" asked Makoto. "Yeah, she's right Akira my love, how'd you even do that?" asked Goro. "Dude wtf I just ate the taco bell leftovers and I teleported there, btw where's the love of my life Cesaro?" asked the still recovering from food poisoning teen. "Right here my love!" a booming swiss voice said. In the room came WWE superstar Cesaro. The two embraced and made out or something while Goro mumbled under his breath something. "So if we all eat some of these leftovers, we'll go to the palace?" "Ayup probably, yee-haw" said Haru. Haru was going through a cowboy phase at the time and talked like that. With this newfound info, the group took a bite into the weeks old Chalupa and took a deep dive into the palace of Bark Bing, CEO of Taco Bell.
"dude wtf we're here" said Jonker. "Who will you take with you to fight the CEO of taco bell, Bark Bing, CEO of taco bell?" asked Makoto "UWU I hope he chooses me to go with him" thought Goro. "dude wtf I choose uhhhhh…. Haru, Ryuji, Myself aaaaaand…. Cesaro." "HE DOESN'T EVEN HAVE A FCUKING PERSONA DUDE COME ON HWY DO YOU DO TH-" began the startled Goro, but they were already gone.
One convoluted and probably racist maze later, the group arrived. "WELL WELL WELL, IF IT AINT THE PHANTOM-FREAKS!" boomed the voice of shadow Bark Bing, shadow CEO of shadow taco bell. "Arrrr matey the game is up, give us your booty or ye shall surely be ran through by me crew" said Haru. "dude wtf why are you a pirate" asked Jonker. "Arrrr I dunno" mumbled Haru. "Hey can I get a persona now?" asked Cesaro. "Go up to the taco bell guy and get over some trauma, that usually does it" said Ryuji. Cesaro approached Bark Bing's shadow and said "I don't like being hurt in wrestling" "ITS PROBABLY BECAUSE YOU SMELL" "No I don't! I will reveal my true self!" A mask appeared on Cesaro's face, and a persona manifested! "I call upon you…. JOHN CENA!" and the battle began! "IF YOU NERDS ARE GONNA DO THAT, ILL TRANSFORM INTO MY FUR- PERSONA TOO!" A flash of darkness struck the arena and out came the true image of Bark Bing's soul…. Sonichu.
A really cool fight broke out and Bark Bing got his cheeks clapped, obviously. "You cant C me!" said John Cena before dissolving back into Cesaro, and Bark Bing's treasure was revealed, being a golden sonichu statue. The palace began to melt as the crew grabbed the statue and booked it outta there.
Upon exiting mementos, the news blared "CEO of Taco Bell outed as a racist! More at 5." "So wheres the sonichu statue" asked Ryuji. "dude wtf its just a medallion made of Crayola magic art "Clay". "Arrr not the booty Iwai will be searchin for" The group laughed and went back to their room at the Hilton, enjoying the rest of their vacation…. Perhaps.
The end for now.