017. And It Was Kind of Dirty
In all honesty, things are getting too personal for Azula tonight in the uncomfortable, tiring, humid Ba Sing Se. Mai and Ty Lee have known her for her entire life (almost), but they barely know her, and she prefers it that way.
Ty Lee happily sails into this uncharted territory, however, with her signature enthusiasm. "Weirdest sex dream I ever had was abut being choked to death by a muscly guy."
Azula scoffs. "That isn't a sex dream."
Ty Lee chirps cutely, "There was sex in it. Before the choking."
Mai crosses her legs before saying casually and calmly, "I had a threesome sex dream about you two once."
Ty Lee yelps, "Hey!"
"What? Don't complain."
"Was I at least good?"
"I dunno. Second best?" Mai knows that's the right response.
Azula feels the eyes on her. "That is privileged information. I refuse to answer."
"Will you tell me about it?" Ty Lee pleads.
"No."
"What if I bat my eyelashes?"
"You aren't good at batting your eyelashes."
"What if I beg. Really cute. Like how puppy-bunnies beg for scraps."
"By widening your eyes and pretending to love me?"
"Yep!" Ty Lee giggles.
Mai just asks, "So, which of you was on top?"