Welcome back to Pocket Musume. After a while, it's hard to come up with what fanfic I should update next, and since Halloween has passed, I've done all my Halloween Special chapters in my one-shot series. I'm still trying to keep up with my stories but writer's block can be a real bitch and well… well that's it, writer's block is a bitch.
I've tried thinking but it's hard to come up with certain ideas and not forget the chest of ideas I have. Seriously, my chest is so full of ideas that I end up losing most of them when opening it up.
My idea for this story was to merge the episodes of Pokemon and Monster Musume, but I don't remember every single episode in the Pokemon verse, and to be honest. As much as I want to revisit the old days, watching old anime is kinda… well it's hard when you already watched a bunch of other non-child friendly anime.
Enough of me talking, let's get into this.
"We're going on a date! A date, date, date, with Darling! ~" Miia sang cheerfully while slithering through the streets of Vermillion with Ash in tow.
Said boy had his head down with his hat covering his face while his Pikachu felt bad for him. 'Well, at least she's happy.' He says with a smile.
"Hurry, Darling! It's time for our date! ~" The snake girl says before suddenly wrapping her tail around his body then bursting off down the street with him yelling.
"Hey, hey, slow down Miia!" Ash yells as Pikachu was trying to hang on himself.
Then they stopped and he was flinged forward but still tail-wrapped before he was brought back next to the monster-girl. "Ooh, the food in this restaurant looks so good!" She says as the boy and mouse had swirls in their eyes.
"Ya think so?"
"Come on, let's go!" Then she dragged him inside.
During the day, Ash decided to spend time with Miia since she did want to go out with him yesterday before they got attacked. He couldn't blame her for wanting to explore a bit. They went to said restaurant and he was happy since they didn't exactly get breakfast, and Pikachu seemed to be liking the ketchup a bit too much.
Now, they were in a place full of claw machines. "Come on, come on…" Miia says while going for a snake plushie, but it dropped. "NO! Not again!" She then says out of annoyance.
"Okay, how about you let me give it a try." Ash says as he took over. "Just gotta…" He says as he went for the snake toy and managed to get it. "Yes!"
"Oh, Darling! You're the best!" The snake girl says while squeezing him.
"No problem…" He says with the bit of air he had.
Then they went to a photobooth place which… well, went as well as one could be with a woman who had a giant snake tail. She went overboard with some poses that of course ended with him being squeezed mostly… pretty romantic, right? And the whole time, they did get occasional stares from people and Pokemon, but that ain't so unexpected now and then.
"This is great! I was thinking that Kanto might not be that much, but there are so many fun things to do here!" Miia says happily as her and the Pokemon Trainer walked down the street. "Though, most things are just for humans and Pokemon, so I have a bit of a problem with that."
"Well, guess it sorta makes sense. Not everything is up to date with non-humans just yet. Though they're working on it." Ash tells her.
"Pika, pi." Pikachu agreed.
"Pidgey, use Sand Attack!" They heard as their heads turned to the source.
"Don't think so. Rattata, use Quick Attack!" They saw two boys having a Pokemon battle with a Rattata and Pidgey.
"Is that a proper Pokemon battle?" Miia asks with curiosity.
"Yeah, it's normal to see some Trainers having a battle every so often." Ash explained to her.
"Not bad, but we're not done yet!" One of the boys say with a smirk on his face.
"Right back at ya. Use Bite!" The other commanded as the Rattata charged forward.
"Fine then, use Gust!" The other said as the Pidgey started flapping its wings, making a small gust of wind.
"Wow, it's more calm than I really expected. Looks like they're having fun." Miia says with interest.
"Yep, unlike those criminal jerks, a more appropriate battle like this is better." Ash tells her with a smile.
Then something caught her eye, making her gasp. "Oh, Darling!" She says as the boy looked in her direction. "It's a store that caters to every species!" She says before grabbing his arm and leading him over to said store.
"Okay, let's see what-HUH?!" He jumped and him and Pikachu blushed from what they saw. "A-a-a-a lingerie store?" He stuttered from what he saw. "Uh, o-okay, have fun. Me and Pikachu will just wait out here while-" he says while trying to get out of her grasp.
"Darling, did you forget? Ms. Smith said you needed to stay by my side at all times." Miia says with a smirk on her face.
"But someone my age isn't supposed to-" He tried to say, but she didn't listen and dragged him inside.
"Excuse me, where's your lamia section?" She asked one of the workers.
"Oh, right over here. Feel free to explore." the worker was happy to help.
Ash was currently covering his face, mostly his eyes while Pikachu went into his bag. "Why do I have to get dragged into this stuff?" He says as he knew about getting stares from everyone since he's in the store. 'How would she be able to really wear any of these underwear?'
"Darling?" He heard as he looked up. "Which do you like better?" Then he jumped back when seeing Miia holding two pairs of bras up. "Be honest with me. I don't usually wear a bra so it's hard to decide." She then says while pulling her shirt down, showing her nipple which caused blood to burst from his nose.
"I-I don't exactly… m-maybe you could… try them on?" He says before recalling what he just said. 'WHY AM I DOING THIS?!' He shouted in his head.
"You're right." The snake girl says while grabbing him with her tail. "Here we go!" Then she went into the changing room.
"Miia! I'm not supposed to be in here with you!" Ash tried telling her.
"Don't be silly, we're supposed to be together no matter what." She told him.
"That doesn't apply to lingerie stores and dressing rooms." He argued back before suddenly was given two bras.
"Tell me, which one do you think looks best on me?" His face turned red when he saw her completely topless. "I want to wear something that'll make you happy, and love me even more. So give me your honest opinion." She asked as he tried to look away as best as he could.
At that moment he blurted out- "THEY'RE BOTH GOOD!" He says while trying to push himself out of her grip as she was shocked when he touched her in a certain place. "Let's just get both of them." He then says as he got out of the room. 'Oh, god, I can't take this anymore!' He thought to himself.
Ash sighed before he felt something sticky in his hand. He checked, but didn't know what it was. He took a closer look and it seemed to be some kind of underwear, but he still didn't have the slightest clue what it was.
"Darling…" He hard as he turned and saw Miia with a flustered face. "I'm really sorry for making you come into the dressing room with me but… can I please have my underwear back?" She asked before he held the thing up in front of her.
"Wait, this thing?"
"Yes!" She snatched it and took it into the dressing room with her.
It took him a second to process what it was. 'Oh, that must be what lamias wear instead… of… panties…' He then finished processing what just happened.
WHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
After the whole ordeal, the three of them were out of the store with the boy's head being down considering the events.
'I'm supposed to be a Pokemon Master. What kind of Pokemon Master goes to a lingerie shop and takes a girl's underwear?' He thinks to himself.
"I honestly can't believe you. Only a creep would steal a girl's panties." Miia says in disgust.
"I didn't try to!" Ash says in defense. "I didn't even have the slightest clue what they were supposed to be!"
"You know if you wanted to know…" She then says with a smirk. "I could've given you a peek. ~" She then says seductively.
"I didn't want to… nevermind. I think we're done for the day." The boy tells her.
"Pikachu." Pikachu agreed.
"Huh? But Darling, there's still some places I wanted to go." The snake girl says while stopping.
"We've already been to a lot of places, Miia. We need to get back on the road soon so I can continue my Pokemon journey. Besides." The boy then took out his wallet. "I don't have much left."
"Oh, I wish we could've stayed a little longer."
"Yeah, it's a shame, but I'm sure Pewter City will have some good stores too."
"Really?"
"Of course. Since we're gonna be going around Kanto, we can see lots of new places along the way. That's the fun part about traveling." Ash tells her with a smile.
"Pika, Pi." Pikachu agreed.
"Oh, well that would be amazing!" Miia says happily. 'Imagine all the romantic places we can see!' She then thinks to herself while daydreaming.
'Yes, knew that'd work.' The boy thought to himself in victory.
Then they heard laughter and saw a douche bag of a couple in front of them. "Hey, check it out! That nasty worm thing is calling him 'Darling'!" The man says mockingly.
"That's disgusting!" The woman didn't do any better.
Ash and Pikachu looked at them in annoyance, though they did expect someone like this to appear. Miia on the other hand looked angry. Her tail caught Ash's eye and he knew what she wanted to do. She sent her tail at them, but he quickly jumped in the way and got smacked with it as he landed on the ground holding his cheek.
"Pika!" The little mouse Pokemon says, worried for his trainer.
"Darling!" Miia went over to him. "Why would you do that?" She asked before he got up while grunting.
"There's a law, remember? Humans and non-humans can't harm each other." He says while walking up to her. "I don't want anyone getting deported, especially when they don't deserve it." He says to her.
She blushed from what he said, before he started to hear and see a crowd gathering around them. That made them look worried especially since they were taking pictures of her, making ridiculous claims, calling Miia a monster and everything.
Ash looked and saw tears were starting to form in her eyes, and that was crossing the line. "Pikachu…" He says as the mouse Pokemon heard him. "Use Thundershock on everyone here and make sure their phones don't work." Pikachu understood what he meant as sparks came out of his cheeks.
Then he jumped into the air. "Pika…"
"Get down Miia!" He says while grabbing and covering her.
"CHUUUUU!"
Then the whole area around had been shot with electricity as screams of pain were heard and a cloud of smoke could be seen. That of course caused other people that were farther to see and were shocked. That was a perfect escape for the three of them, and no one would notice.
"I think they're gone." Ash says after leading Miia away from them with Pikachu in tow. "Man, can't believe how insensitive people can be in this place." He says in annoyance.
"Pika." The little Pokemon was also annoyed.
Then he saw that they were in front of a place called hotel loveless. 'How did we get here? Whatever, we should get going before-' He was saying before-
"Hey, that prick destroyed my phone!" He then started to hear the screams of the crowd of assholes.
"OH MY GOD! He messed up my hair!"
"I'm gonna kill that little shit when I find him!"
'Of course I can't get a break.' With that he took Miia's hand and led her inside.
When they were in the room, Ash was on the bed looking down at the ground. After all that's happened today, this was the last place he needed to be. Pikachu felt sympathetic since he knew that they were going through a tough time. He may have hated Ash before but to think of how those other people acting was just scummy.
'We're just here to hide, just here to hide…' The boy kept telling himself before thinking back to those people and clenched his fist in anger. 'Fuck… never thought I'd say that. What's wrong with everyone? I get that discrimination is one thing, but how can so many people be so insensitive?'
Then he felt something touch him and looked down, seeing Pikachu with his paw on his arm. "I'm fine Pikachu but…" He says before he heard the shower door open and shook his head. "Hey, Miia…" When he saw her, she didn't look like her happy self.
She was only wearing a robe which would have caught him off guard, but he was more focused by her saddened expression. Then when she saw him, she immediately shook it off.
"Sorry, Darling. I didn't pack a change of clothes, so I have to make do." She told him as she slithered over and laid on the bed.
"Well, that's not your fault." Ash tells her. "But we're not gonna stay too long anyways."
"Really? I was wondering why people came here?" She asked which made him blush a little.
"Uh… can't say that I know myself." He says back.
"So, you don't know what this is for?" She asked while holding a…
"Dh… j-just put it back." He says in shock.
Then he sighed as she came over and sat next to him. "I guess humans still aren't used to my kind are they?" She asked which caught his attention. "Even when people are nice to us, they only do it because of the law. You've treated me so kindly Darling… is it… because you're afraid of getting arrested?" She then asked as he looked surprised.
"N-no you got it all wrong. I don't-" He was starting to say before seeing her take her robe off.
"Look at me, Darling. I'm not scary, right?" She says while wrapping her tail around him gently. "I'm completely harmless. I wouldn't fight back if you were to do anything to me. How can you be afraid while knowing that?" She asked him.
"M-Miia, I don't… Look I'd never-" He was trying to tell her before they heard a crash and saw cracks coming from the door.
The cracks grew bigger, before the whole wall burst open sending them down onto the bed. Pikachu quickly got up and showed sparks as he was ready to fight. When they sat up, they saw several Growlithe and Machoke with men wearing suits and helmets, which made them look worried.
"Freeze!" The one in front of the held up a handgun and Arcanine. "Interspecies Exchange Security Service!... We really need to shorten that." She said to the side before looking back. "We have reports that someone had brought a lamia here for-wait… Darling?" She then asks.
"Wha?" Ash asked in confusion.
Then she pulled her mask down, revealing who it was. "What are you doing here? Ignoring my advice, are you?" Smith says in her teasing manner.
"N-no this isn't what it… H-how'd you even find us?" He asked, worried.
"Oh come now, we're the government. We have our ways." She tells him. "Well, if you want to really know…" She then says while taking out her phone. "Twitter is blowing up."
The boy's eye twitched a bit as he knew that some have had to have gotten away if they were able to post something like that. He dropped his head into his hands, hoping that he could at least explain.
Luckily, they managed to get things sorted out and Ash was currently in the elevator with Pikachu on Miia's shoulder, Smith accompanying them.
"Well, I can't exactly say that I blame you for what you did. Although, there are other ways to deal with a situation like that." Smith tells them as they sighed. "I'll let it slide since you didn't intend to bring him her, though word of advice, be more wary of where you go."
'Thank god we got off easy.' The boy thought to himself before they exited the elevator.
Then he heard some familiar laughing, and scowled cause he knew who it was. The same douchebag of a couple were at the entrance looking to come into the hotel then they saw them.
"Hey, looks like tiny fuckhead came with his pet snake!" The man says as Miia already looked annoyed.
"That's totally gross!" And again his c*** of a girlfriend egged him on.
"Can you even bang a snake? Does she even have a ******?!" They just kept going as Miia was starting to form tears again.
"Hey, that's enough you two!" Smith tried, but they didn't listen and the snake girl and mouse Pokemon looked ready to attack. "Miia don't-"
But before ether of them could do anything, Ash was in the guys face in about a second with his fist reeled back. "Shut…" He says while punching him. "THE FUCK!..." It went right into his nose. "UP!"
And with that he was sent crashing into his girlfriend, and they crashed into the glass entrance, shattering it as they rolled across the ground. Smith, Miia and Pikachu looked shocked by what they saw. Ash stood up and looked in fury in the direction where he sent them flying with his hand still balled.
Then he realized the damage he just did to the entrance. "... Aw, shit…"
(Later On)
"Agh!" Ash's scream could be heard from the normal hotel he and Miia were previously in.
"Calm down, you'll live." Smith says as she finished wrapping his hand. "All did you sprain it a little." She says while getting up.
"Thanks." Then he put his hand on his bandaged cheek. "What's going to happen to them?" He asked, referring to the racist assholes.
"Don't worry, you won't get into trouble. I've settled the case out of court."
"Okay then. Thanks a lot Smith."
"It's not a problem. Now I wish to ask…" Then she got right up in his face. "Where did you get that scrape on your cheek?"
"I fell and scraped it." He immediately answered.
"Good! Just wanted to make sure." She then says in a sweetly tone. "Now that we're done here, have a good night." Then she left the room.
After she did, the boy laid on the couch as his partner sat on the table. "Finally… some time to relax. This journey's gonna be a hassle to go through." He muttered to himself.
"Darling?" He heard as he saw Miia in the doorway. "Um… w-what did you do that for?" She asked as he looked confused.
"What do you mean?"
"That thing that you did with-"
"Oh, I get it now. It's not a big deal really." Ash says while he sat up. "People get into fights a lot and sometimes over stupid stuff. Those guys were just straight up assholes. If you get deported, I don't want it to be cause of scum like him." He explained. "And look, I've said this before and I'll say it now. I don't care that you have a snake tail. If they're gonna pick on a girl for no reason, they deserve what they got." He tells her with a smile on his face.
Miia looked surprised. "W-what did you say?"
"I said picking on a girl for no reason makes them scumbags." He tells her once more before getting up. "Look discrimination is not something I approve of. Something I despise actually. I just feel like if someone was born with something they couldn't decide on, then we shouldn't make them feel bad because of it."
After he finished explaining to her, he saw that she was crying and was about to say something before she tackled him onto the couch. "Thank you! You always know what to say!" She says happily. "It's wonderful to know that you think of me as such a lady!"
"Yeah, maybe we should get to bed." He says while patting her head.
"Maybe, but…" Miia then got an idea as she grabbed Ash's shirt and began to lift it.
"W-what are you doing?"
"I can't hold it anymore!" She says while just lifting his shirt over his head. "So please-"
Pikachu was about to intervene. "Oh, and before I go…" Smith beat'em to it and the two were separated as the boy had his shirt back on. "I was wondering if I could have dinner with you."
Ash thought about it. "Oh, right I forgot about dinner! Thanks, I'll get started!" He says while going to the kitchen as Miia sulked on the couch.
"So close…" She says to herself.
"By the way Miia…" Smith got her attention. "I think you forgot this." She then says while handing her back her underwear.
A loud scream could be heard from the kitchen as Ash jumped a bit and looked back. Then he looked dumbfounded as he wondered what she was screaming about now.
To be continued…
Yep, gonna stop it there. Now I just need to figure out what to write next and what to do because somehow Fanfiction Net isn't working… somehow.
Anyways, thank you all for reading. If you have a suggestion, leave it down below or in Fanfiction Net's case, leave in a review. Though if they don't fix their problem this might not be uploaded to Fanficiton.
Thanks for reading and I'm done here… PEACE OUT, dudes!