Episode 1: New Challengers, Same Chris
Disclaimer: I do not own TDI or any of the franchises within it. They all belong to their rightful owners. Rated T for certain characters, vulgar language, crude humor, comic violence, and whatnot. Viewer discretion is advised. XXXXXXXXXXX Means a scene change to a confessional. Confessionals will be in bold text. There were a few characters I had to do a little research on, so I did a few wiki searches. If I do something wrong with someone, don't hesitate to let me know. With all that out of the way, let's kick off the start of something great. Hope you all enjoy.
We start off on an island that looks very similar to the original Wawanakwa. This island is known as Wawanakwa II. Standing on the Island's dock is the man himself, Chris Mclean, and his right hand man, Chef Hatchet.
"Welcome, viewing world!" Chris said to the camera with his demented cheeriness. "It's been a long wait, but we are finally back with a brand new season. And a new island to boot. But mostly...new competitors."
"Still wondering why people are brave enough to audition for this show in the first place." Chef told Chris, with Chris rolling his eyes at this comment.
"Anyway," Chris continued. "I hope you're all excited for this group. 'What makes them interesting', you might ask? Well, we've gathered competitors from many fictional universes. Twenty-six of them to be exact. Competing for yet another million dollars. And I'm really going to put them through the wringer this time. Strap yourselves in, because we're in for a crazy ride. What will happen, and who are these new victims? Find out right here, right now, on Total Drama Infinite!
Cue intro
Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine, you guys are on my mind.
Chris is seen relaxing in a chair, as the camera goes over the cliff, and to the water down below.
You asked me what I wanted to be and now I think the answer's plain to see,
Sora and Russel were chilling in a boat until shots were fired at it by the King, who was shooting at them with his dinner blaster. The next shot destroyed their boat, and launched them in the air.
'Cause I wanna be famous.
The both of them then crash down on the Nomad, who was sitting there, interacting with some rocks and twigs he brought to life. Behind them, Susie and Geralt clash, axe against sword.
I wanna live close to the sun.
Tari and Mercy were chatting with each other on a canoe that was going over a waterfall. As it falls, The both of them scream out in fear as they're falling down.
Well pack your bags 'cause I've already won.
As the canoe is falling down,Tatsumaki uses her psychic powers to stop it, and them. Spinel and Rick watch this happen. Rick takes a swig from his flask, looking unimpressed.
Everything to prove, nothing in my way.
Elena was practicing her fighting until she accidentally kicked Edgeworth in the face, knocking him out. Nearby, Cinder watches this, and laugh at his pain. She then gets tripped up by Dororo, who giggles mischievously.
I'll get there one day.
The scene changes to inside the mess hall, with Glass Joe and Nicole engaging in an arm wrestling match, with Android 18 and Edward cheering it on, until Nicole smashes Joe through the table.
'Cause I wanna be famous.
We then move outside with Popo and Nana sitting together outside.
Na na nananaaa nananaaa nanananaaaaa
We see Charlie singing, with Katakuri and Wendy watching. Wendy was clapping for her, while Katakuri was slowly nodding his head to it.
I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous! I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous!
Deadpool is seen way up close to the camera as its going on. He waves to the camera, and starts posing, strutting and winking at the camera. That is, until time freezes and DIO appears, and is seen smirking at the camera. He then punches it, leading to static. It then moves to the bonfire where everyone is whistling. As Chris and Chef are standing there, with Chef holding a plate of marshmallows, Deadpool then pops up in front of the screen again waving as the intro fades out, annoying them.
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"Welcome back." Chris said. "Now, let's get this ball rolling! Time to meet our first new competitor!"
The first boat drives by and the first arrival hops off. He was a young man who appeared fairly short for his age. He had blonde hair, with some of it tied back into a braid. He also wore a red coat.
"Edward," Chris exclaimed, "welcome to the show!"
"Cool, thanks for having me here." Edward then walks up to Chris and starts shaking his hand.
"So you're the Fullmetal Alchemist, huh?" Chris asked him as they were still shaking hands. "You're not as BIG as I thought you'd be."
After he said that, a cracking sound could be heard as Edward had stomped on Chris' foot. "Owwww! What was that for?!"
"Don't call me small!" Edward growled.
"I didnt. Just go stand over there." Chris said, as he was trying to regain his composure.
Edward then walks over to the other side of the dock that he was pointing at, still looking a little agitated at Chris' earlier comment.
"Well, somebody's got issues. Anyway, let's meet our next competitor."
The next boat drops off the next contestant. This one appears to be a young woman with very white skin, blonde hair with some pink highlights, red cheeks, and is wearing a pink tuxedo with a bow tie.
"Hi," she said. "My name's Charlie. It's so exciting to be here. The pleasures mine."
"A pleasure to have some royalty up in here," Chris said. "but I don't think you'll be saying it's exciting before long."
"What's that supposed to mean?"
"Oh...nothing." As Chris was saying this, he was trying to hold back his laughter. "Just go stand over there with Edward."
Charlie then walks over to the other side of the dock and stands next to Edward.
"Nice to meet you." Charlie said to Edward, "Hope we can get along."
"Same here."
"Now, let's meet the next "lucky" newcomer." Chris said, as the next boat came by.
This next camper was an...odd one. For starters, most of his face was covered by a handkerchief, and was wearing a big hat. He was dressed mostly in blue, wearing brown gloves. He had very big, white, blank eyes.
"This the Nomad. Where he comes from, he is the last magical being."
The Nomad hops off the boat and waves at everyone.
"Wow, magic?" Charlie said, "That's so cool!"
The Nomad then walks over to the others.
"Glad to meet ya." Edward told him. The Nomad nods his head.
"Um…are you actually gonna say anything?"
"Sorry I forgot to mention it, but the Nomad doesn't talk." Chris told them. "He may not look it, but he's a wanted man, though he is pretty harmless."
"He said you could do magic, right? Could you show us?" Charlie asked him, sounding very eager.
The Nomad nods his head and then pulls out a rock. He sets it on the ground and claps his hands. The rock suddenly springs to life, with a face and limbs. The rock then does a little dance, impressing the both of them.
Edward raises his eyebrows at this. "What kind of alchemy is that?!"
"Ahem. If you're all done gawking at magic tricks, we have a show to do." Chris said to them, getting impatient. "Anyway, here's our next competitor."
The next boat drops off what appears to be a pretty tall dark skinned woman with white hair. She had fairly long limbs and wore what sort of looked like a bikini.
"Meet Elena, everyone."
"Hi everyone. How's it going?" Elena asked them. The other three kindly waved at her.
"So this is my competition? They seem like great people."
Elena then walks over to the others and stands next to the Nomad.
"I hope we can be friends."
"Nice to see other people here who are friendly." Charlie said.
The next boat drops off an older man. This man has dark hair, glasses, and wore a red suit with a cravat.
"This is Miles Edgeworth, prosecutor attorney. Wait, I get to cause pain to a lawyer? Oh, this is gonna be good."
Edgeworth then gets off the boat, and gives Chris a cold stare. "Pleasure to be here." He then walks over to the others.
"Well, it's great to have you here." Charlie said.
"I guess. Though that man's comment worries me a bit."
"Hey, as long as he can't sue me, we're golden." Chris said.
The next boat drops off a woman who looks like anthropomorphic blue cat.
"This is Nicole Watterson."
"Thank you." Nicole said. "I will make sure to give it my all, and take home the money."
"That's nice and all," Chris said, "but you still got twenty-five other opponents gunning for the money, too."
"Yes, of course."
Nicole walks over to the others.
"Sounds like someone's eager to compete." Edgeworth said to Nicole.
"Well, it's not just that. I have the will to win."
Another boat comes by and drops off two people this time. These two were small, a boy and a girl, and wore parkas. The main difference was that one of them wore a blue parka, while the other wore a pink one.
"Hello, my name is Popo." The boy said.
"And I'm Nana." The girl said.
"And we are the bestest of friends, the Ice Climbers!" The both of them said in unison.
"Oh, the twins from The Shining are here." Chris said sarcastically. "I like the enthusiasm you both have, but you do know that only one of you can win, right?"
The Ice Climbers both gasp at this.
"But...we're a two in one package." Nana said.
"Yeah, we do everything together. We've challenged the highest mountains and climbed the hardest summits together." Popo added.
"Sorry, but the two of you officially count as two competitors instead of one. Sorry not sorry."
The both of them glumly walk over to the others.
"Hey, it'll be okay. At least for now, you both have each other." Elena told the Ice Climbers.
"Yeah, you're right!" They both said at the same time.
"Wow, you'd think they both shared a brain." Edward mumbled.
The next boat drops off the next contestant. This time, it was a woman, dressed in black. She had dark brown hair, some of it covering her left eye.
"Everybody, say hello to Cinder."
Cinder steps off the boat and looks at the competition.
"Hmm. So this is my competition? Don't make me laugh." Cinder scoffed.
"Well, not everyone's here yet, but it's nice to see you're that confident of yourself." Chris told her.
"Well, if they're anything like these guys, I don't think I should be worried."
Cinder walks over to the others. Most of them were just staring at her.
"What are you all looking at?" Cinder asked them.
"She worries me. She gives off a dark vibe." Elena whispered to Edgeworth.
The next boat comes and drops off a man. This one was a big, dark skinned man in camo clothing. He wore a hat, and had blank, soulless eyes.
"Yo, what's up, Russel?" Chris asked. "Everyone, this is Russel Hobbs, drummer for the world famous band, Gorillaz."
"Cool. Glad to be here, I guess. I was expecting a five star hotel." Russel replied. He then walks over to the rest of the contestants.
"Wow, a real celebrity, huh?" Popo said.
"Well, when me and the rest of the band heard about this open slot for this show, I jumped at the chance." Russel said. "I only did it so Murdoc couldn't."
The next boat came and dropped off a woman who appeared rather odd. Her skin was pink, she had thin, stretchy limbs, and her hair was in twin tails.
"Say hello to Spinel."
She gets off the boat and looks at everyone with suspicion. But she immediately seemed to lighten up.
"Well hello, my new friends!" Spinel exclaimed. She immediately stretched out her arms, much to everyone's surprise, and wrapped them around Chris, squeezing him with a hug.
"Urgh! Okay, we get it!" Chris said, trying to struggle free. "You're happy to meet new people! Just let me go and join the others!"
"Oops. My bad. Hehe." Spinel giggled. She walks to the rest of the group as the boat drops off the next contestant. This one appeared to be a very thin and scrawny man. He had reddish brown hair, and wore white shorts and Red boxing gloves. The man looked kind of nervous to be here.
"This fine fellow here goes by the name of Glass Joe."
"Bonjour." Joe introduced himself. "I'm honored to be competing."
"Forgive me for asking," Chris said, "but why would a shrimp like you try out for my show? Because you don't look very strong."
"Well, it is true that most people don't take me seriously." Joe said, "And I have a pretty big losing streak, but I'm here to prove myself. I will show that I have what it takes to win a show as tough as this."
"I dig the motivation. Let's hope you don't die first, because this island would eat up a guy like you."
Joe just gulps nervously as he walks over to the others.
"Don't worry, pal. He's just trying to scare you." Edward told Joe.
"Hmph. A weakling. He won't last long." Cinder mumbled.
The next boat comes and drops off two people, another male and female. One of them looked like a teenage boy. He had brown spiky hair, and was dressed in mostly black and some red, with big shoes. He was holding with him a sort of sword, but the blade was shaped like a key. The other was an adult woman with blonde hair in white armor with wings. She had what looked to be a halo on her head, and was holding a staff.
"Hi, I'm Sora."
"And I'm Angela Zeigler, but please, call me Mercy."
"Wow, now these people look like fun." Elena said.
"Those are quite the fancy weapons they have." Edgeworth said.
"These people just keep getting weirder and weirder." Nicole said.
Sora and Mercy then stand next to the others.
"What interesting weapons you guys have." Spinel said.
"Oh, thanks." Sora said. "This here is the Keyblade."
"It's not really a weapon per say," Mercy said, "but the Caduceus staff can heal pain and injuries."
"Sounds helpful for a show like this." Edward said.
The next boat arrives and we see a girl that that didn't really look human. More like a monster. She had long purple hair, was dressed in black, (I'm using the design for when she was in the Dark World) and was carrying a giant axe. She had a look on her face that showed she wasn't happy.
"Everyone, this is Susie, and she-"
Chris was interrupted as she swung her axe down on the ground, shocking everyone.
"Would somebody get that loser that came with me to shut up?!" Susie growled.
After she said that, another person came off the boat. This was an older man. He was fairly large, with blonde looking hair, had a beard, and was dressed in yellow and orange robes.
"Hmm. Mah boi, winning this show is what all true warriors strive for." The man said.
"Quit calling me your boy!" Susie yelled, "Or so help me, I will thrash you!"
"And this is King Harkinian." Chris said.
Susie picks up her axe, and she and the King walk over to the others.
"Hmmm. I wonder what's for DINNER." The King said, getting weird stares from everyone.
"See what I mean?" Susie said. "Already this show is not as fun as Lancer told me it was gonna be."
"You!" The King yelled, pointing at Edgeworth. "You were that prick that took me to court!"
Edgeworth was startled at his comment. "What? I have no idea what you're talking about."
"Don't play dumb with me. You were Link's lawyer." (It was from a YouTube Poop I saw called Harkinian goes to court.)
"I have no idea who you are."
Another boat comes by and drops off a couple more people. The first person was a little girl, though it'd be hard to tell, with messy black hair. She wore a dark green looking robe.
"This next camper is Dororo."
The other person to get off the boat was a tall man. In fact, he was taller than everyone there. He was also ripped and very muscular. He had dark purple hair, and was dressed in black leather, like a biker. He also had some pink markings over his body, but the most notable thing was that he wore a big rugged scarf that covered his mouth, with little hints of scarring at the cheeks. And he had sharp, piercing eyes that showed everyone he meant business.
Chris was about to say something, but this guy interrupted him.
"You were going to say, "Welcome to the show, Katakuri. I hope you're ready to feel the pain."" The man said as his eyes were glowing red.
"Welcome to the show, Katakuri. Hope you're ready to feel the pain." Chris said, suddenly realizing what just happened.
"Dude, did you just read my mind?" Chris asked him. "Because that was freaky."
"No. I just saw the future, and saw what you were going to say." Katakuri answered.
Katakuri and Dororo walked over to the others, and before Chris could say another thing, he felt something was off. He was fumbling around in his pockets.
"Alright, where's my wallet?! Whoever took it, this isn't funny!"
Nobody saw it, but Dororo let out a little laugh as she tucked the wallet she stole away. Katakuri was standing there with his arms crossed, looking serious, until he noticed someone staring at him.
"Wow. That was cool that you can see the future." Charlie said. "A power like that could really come in handy."
"Thank you." Katakuri said coldly. "If you're planning on trying to be friends with me to use that power for yourself, you're sadly mistaken."
"What? No! Not at all. I just said that it was cool, that's all. Though it wouldn't hurt to have some friends here."
"That's not my concern. I'm here to win. No more, no less. In this game, I will show why I'm an unbeatable demon."
"Well, for your information, I'm a real demon. From Hell."
"Really? Well, if you are a demon as you say, then I hope you will give me a challenge."
"Gladly will. Although I don't think all demons are bad."
Katakuri's eyes then glow red as he quickly turns around sees Dororo, who was attempting to steal something out of his pockets.
"Don't you dare try to steal any of my belongings, got it?!"
Dororo was a little intimidated by Katakuri, as she just slowly nodded her head and backed away.
Another boat comes by and drops off two guys. The first guy was an older guy with long white hair. He wore gray armor, and had swords and other weapons strapped to his back.
"I am Geralt." The man said. "I hope you all are worthy opponents."
"Geralt here is a monster slayer." Chris explained. "He's a witcher."
"Oh, is that so?" Susie growled, pulling out her axe. "Well, I'm a monster. You gonna try and take me out? Huh? Because I'll take your ass on right now!"
"You have quite the mouth on you." Geralt said. He started to grab one of his swords. "Looks like someone is picking a fight."
"Whoa whoa whoa! No fighting! Save that for later in the game." Chris said.
The both of them put their weapons away, and Geralt joins the others as the next camper introduces himself. This man had shoulder length blonde hair, and was dressed in yellow and green. But most of all, he had this look that made him feel very domineering and commanding.
"I am the one and only immortal DIO." He said
"Yep. Everyone say hello to DIO, a real vampire."
"VAMPIRE?!" Everyone cried out.
"Oh? Are you all intimidated by me, already?" DIO said to them. "Because I'm not just here for the money. I'm just going to prove my superiority over the mindless plebs. I'm simply here to dominate. And no Joestars to get in the way this time. "
"Is that directed towards us?" Cinder asked him. "Because you don't scare me."
"Oh ho? Looks like this one is feisty." DIO told her. "Interesting."
DIO then struts over to the others. Everyone is eyeballing DIO with uncertainty and nervousness.
" I like that attitude of yours." DIO whispered to Cinder. "I hope you will be an opponent worthy of me. But you must know, I've done many terrible things, and killed many people to get what I want."
"What a coincidence. So have I." Cinder whispered back.
Another boat comes by and three people get off this time. All three of them were females. The first one had blue hair, wore a blue hoodie, and most noticeably had a robotic arm for a left arm. (I'm using the Meta Runner incarnation.) The next woman had blonde hair, and wore a denim jacket and skirt, dark blue leggings, brown boots,and a black shirt with black and white sleeves. The third one was a short woman with green hair, and wore a black dress.
"These fine ladies here, are Tari, Android 18, and Tatsumaki."
"Um...hello" Tari said shyly. "It's nice to meet you all."
"Tari, huh? You look more like a Larry." Susie said.
"So, where's my million dollars?" 18 asked.
"You have to win it first, 18" Chris reminded her.
"Well, I shouldn't have much of a problem winning that, after all." Tatsumaki said. "They don't look like much." She pointed at everyone who had already arrived.
"Who is this lost child?" Russel asked.
"What did you call me?!" Tatsumaki yelled. "I will crush you!"
"Chill out, people." Chris said. "No killing anyone...yet."
"At least he said yet." Susie said, glaring at Geralt.
The three newcomers join the others.
"Cool arm you got there." Edward said to Tari. "Just like mine."
He pulled up his sleeve and showed that he had a prosthetic automail right arm.
"Wow. Now that's amazing. Although mine is used for gaming. What happened to your arm?"
"It's...a long story."
He then looked away, looking like he didn't want to talk more about it.
"I'm sorry if I said something that offended you."
"It's cool. Don't worry about it. But an arm used for gaming? That sounds cool."
The next boat arrives, and the only person we see on it looks like a little girl. She had long blue hair in twin tails, and wore a simple colorful dress.
"Hi," she said. "My name's Wendy Marvell. Happy to be here."
"Is this really the best you could do, Chris?" DIO asked. "Some kid? You're making this too easy for me." This caused everyone to stare at him.
"Oh, I think she's more than capable." Chris said. "I picked all of you for a reason."
"Well, I will show that I AM capable." Wendy said. "I got fighting spirit."
After she said that, another person came off the boat Wendy was on. Only this one jumped up high into the air performing front flips. And when he came down, everyone was in shock.
"No way!"
"It can't be!"
"They brought him here?!
"But why?!"
"..." (This reaction was Katakuril)
The person that appeared was a man dressed from head to toe in red and black spandex. He had swords strapped to his back, and guns on his sides.
"LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, BOYS AND GIRLS, MAY I PRESENT TO YOU ALL, THE ONE AND ONLY MERC WITH A MOUTH, THE ONE WHO ALL THE READERS ARE DYING TO SEE, THE ONE WHO'S NOT GOING TO KEEP YOU ALL WAITING WITH THIS LONGER THAN NECESSARY INTRODUCTION, DEADPOOL!"
"Yep. That's right. I got Deadpool on the show."
Deadpool then takes a bow. "Well, it is just nice to be here." Deadpool said. "As soon as the author saw the suggestion for me, he jumped at the chance to add me in this story. Thanks again, MemeKing."
"Story?" Dororo said. Russel just shrugged.
"It is so nice to see you all. I'm such a big fan of all of you." Deadpool said. "I'm having such a fanboy moment right now. Would it hurt to ask for everyone's autograph? Here, you can sign my gun!"
Chris was irritated with how Deadpool was acting. "Deadpool, what did I say about breaking the fourth wall?"
"Um, that I can do it as much as I want, and you can't do anything about it?"
"No! I said to keep it to a minimum. Can I ask that of you?"
"Fine, I'll give it a rest. SIKE!"
Deadpool then joins the rest of the group as Chris is counting everyone up.
"Hmm. That's odd. There's twenty-five of you here. We're missing one."
After he said that, a green portal opened up, and everyone watched as an elderly man stepped through. He had light blue hair that was spiked, and wore a lab coat. And from the look of him, he was definitely drunk, made even more prevalent because he pulled out a flask and was drinking.
"Rick! Glad to have you here! You finally made it!" Chris said as Rick was still drinking. "Um, do you really need to be drinking right now?"
Another few seconds of drinking until Rick finally answer's back. "Yes. Besides, how else am I gonna *urp* tolerate this show? The only reason I auditioned for this piece of shit show was because Morty cashed in his tenth adventure and made me do it. Other than that, I could *urp* give a rat's ass."
His behavior had startled everyone.
"Where does Chris find these people?" Sora said. "First Deadpool, and now this guy?"
"Very interesting fellow." Katakuri said.
Rick then walks over to the others and introduces himself at the sametime. "What up? I'm Rick. Who the hell are you all? Don't *urp* care."
"Okay, now that we got everyone here, what do you say we head to the campgrounds and get everyone settled in."
(Later...)
Everyone is sitting at the campfire pit so that Chris could explain the rules and set up the teams. Some of the competitors were mingling with one another. Tari, Edward, and Sora were chatting together. Charlie was trying to strike up a conversation with Katakuri, who didn't seem interested. The King was pestering Edgeworth as he was trying to talk with Mercy. Rick was busy tinkering with an invention. Geralt was eyeballing Susie and DIO. They all stop what they're doing when they see Chris comes up to them.
"Alright everyone, listen up." Chris announced. "Before I go any further, I must ask how many of you are familiar with how the show works?"
About half of them raise their hands. "Okay, not bad. But for some of the dummies here that don't know, let me give a quick explanation: Try not to lose. When a team loses a challenge, they will vote one of their own off. Last person standing wins the million. Are we all clear?"
Everyone nods their heads.
"So what fun new method are you going to use to send us home?" Deadpool asked excitedly. "Are you gonna launch us with a rocket?! Ooh, how about kick us off with a giant boot?! Have MemeKing make us non canon?!"
"As much as those ideas sound awesome, I'm simply going to use the cannon like last time."
"HOLD IT! Is that even legal?" Edgeworth asked, pointing dramatically at Chris.
"According to the contracts you all signed, it is."
Edgeworth then grumbles something as Chris continues talking. "Now that that's out of the way, let's get to the meat and potatoes of it: the teams. But we're gonna do teams a little different. Each team is going to have a captain to lead their teams."
Deadpool raised his hand. "Ooh, I volunteer as tribute! Wait, wrong franchise. I mean captain!"
"Sorry DP, but the team captains have already been decided. The captains are Charlie and DIO! Come on up here, you two!"
Charlie was a little shocked. "What? Me? I don't know if I'd make a great leader."
DIO, on the other hand, was ecstatic. "Hmph. Naturally. It makes since that I lead them. You couldn't have made a better choice."
They both walk to the front as Chris pulls out a piece of paper. "Okay, when I call your name, walk over to where Charlie is. Russel, Nicole, Tari, Katakuri, Spinel, Joe, Edgeworth, Deadpool, Cinder, Tatsumaki, Rick, and Wendy."
The twelve of them walk over to Charlie.
"Looks like it's hard to get away from you today." Katakuri said coldly.
"I'll…do my best to be a great team leader." Charlie said nervously.
"Don't try to worry yourself about it." Wendy told her. "Take it easy. You're not alone on this."
"With a demon princess as your leader, I think it's fitting that your name should be...the Devilish Demons!"
A red logo then pops up showing a stereotypical demon head, complete with horns and a forked tail.
Charlie did not like the team name. "Really? Devilish? Well, not all demons can be bad. I believe they can change."
Chris ignored what she said and continued. "As for the rest of you. Susie, Dororo, Popo, Mercy, the King, Geralt, 18, Nomad, Nana, Edward, Elena, and Sora.
The remaining campers then go to DIO's side.
"I suppose they will do." DIO said.
"Aww, come on!" Susie said. "Do I have to be on a team with him?!" Susie was pointing at Geralt.
"I'm not proud of this either." Geralt said with disdain. "I have to share a team with a vampire, and whatever the hell you are."
"Hey, we made it on the same team!" Popo said to Nana.
"We got this!" Nana replied back, The both of them hug each other.
"Well, this team looks like fun." Elena said.
"And with a badass vampire as your leader," Chris said, "I hereby dub your team the Vile Vampires!"
A yellow logo then pops up, showing a vampire bat.
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We then see Chris in the outhouse. "This here will be the outhouse confessional booth. When you want to say something private to the world, or get something off your chest, you can do it here. Don't worry, it's secret and safe here. Mostly."
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"Wow. This is all happening so fast." Charlie said. "I'm leading a team? I didn't expect this. Still, I'm ready to win this. That money could be a really big help to the hotel."
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"Well, well, well." DIO said very menacingly. "This team could be of use. If I'm going to rise to the top, I can't do it alone. I need a few pawns to assist me. I already know who could be a big help to start, and that someone is on the other team."
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Rick is seen going number one, until he turns around and notices the camera. "What the fuck are you all looking at?!"
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And now, if you all look over here, you'll see your cabins. The Demons get the left cabin, and the Vampires get the right. Boys and girls each get their own side. Luckily, you all don't have your first challenge until tomorrow. Now would be a good time to get settled in, make some friends, and write your wills." After that Chris snickers a little bit, worrying some of them.
*Demon Boys Side*
All the guys are busy putting their stuff up and picking beds.
"Oh boy, this is gonna be so much fun!" Deadpool said as he was putting his belongings up. "I call top bunk!"
"Bro, what is your damage?" Russel asked him. "You're acting like a child right now."
"This doesn't surprise me." Edgeworth said. "When I heard that this show would have competitors from other universes, I figured there would be some oddballs."
Deadpool looked offended. "Hey, I'm not an oddball. I'm just crazy."
"Honestly, some of the competition scares me." Joe said. "That DIO guy looks like he could kill you in 50 different ways and make it look like an accident."
"Hey, Mr. Scarf Guy," Deadpool said to Katakuri. "What are you doing with that chair?" He noticed that Katakuri grabbed a chair and put in the middle of the room.
"This is where I sleep." Katakuri told them. "In all of my life, my back has never touched the ground. I was born standing up. I look down upon the ground."
"That. Is. Badass!" Deadpool said. He then walks over to Rick, who was busy tinkering with something. "Whatcha doing, Rick?"
"I'm busy trying to build a *urp* internet hotspot." Rick answered, not even looking back at them. "If I'm gonna be stuck in this shithole, I might as well have some Hulu to pass the time. And no, I'm not sharing the WiFi password, so leave me be, you fucking *urp* Deathstroke ripoff."
"Hey, I'll have you know that I iced that fool in Death Battle!"
"Yeah, and then you lost like a *urp* little bitch to that Mask guy." This shut Deadpool up.
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"Okay, Rick and Deadpool may be some tough teammates to work with," Edgeworth said, "but I think the rest of this team seems competent and sane. I just hope we can work as a team and not as a dysfunctional mess."
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"So, do any of you have faith that Charlie will make a great team captain?" Deadpool asked.
"It doesn't matter." Katakuri said. "If there's one thing I've learned, you trust and have faith in your captain. I'm putting a lot of trust in her."
He then gets up and starts to leave the cabin.
"Where are you going?" Edgeworth asked him.
"My merienda." Katakuri answered. "I'll be back. Don't follow me." He then leaves the cabin, bewildering them.
"So, could I get that WiFi password?" Russel asked.
*Demon Girls Side*
"So, what do you guys think about the rest of the team?" Tari asked.
"That Deadpool is a real wackjob." Nicole said. "I was not expecting this show to be this crazy."
"So, "Captain", got any tips to bring us to victory?" Tatsumaki asked Charlie. "Because you don't seem like much."
"Ummm...I'm not sure." Charlie responded nervously. "Okay, look, I'm gonna level with you guys. I'm not sure if I'm cut out to be a leader, but I will do my best to help. If you ask me, that Katakuri guy looks like he'd make a great leader."
"Why him?" Spinel asked.
"Well, probably because he's big, looks very strong, and he can see the future." Wendy answered. "He seems cool, but I'm sure you'll do fine. Don't be so worried."
"Well, that makes me feel a lot better. Thanks. And yeah, he does seem pretty cool."
As Cinder was watching this conversation, she was deep in thought.
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"I don't think she's cut out to lead us." Cinder said. "She seems like easy pickings. I mean, a weak looking boxer, some kids in parkas, and and a medic? Don't make me laugh. But there are some people here who could pose a problem. I could use some allies. In a show like this, you must play hard ball to get anywhere. The only person that I feel could be useful is that vampire. When you see an opportunity, you take it. I just need an opportunity to talk to him. I have a…proposition for him."
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*Vampire Girls Side*
"Man, this place is boring." Dororo huffed.
"Hey, it's only the first day. Things should get pretty interesting from here on out." 18 said.
Nana was sitting on her bunk looking sad. "This sucks. Popo and I normally share the same room. I feel so empty without him. And i hate that only one of us can win."
"Quit your whining!" Susie said. "He's only a room away! It's not like he lives on the other side of the world!"
"She is right, though." Elena said. "I can tell you two seem close. Just try to keep your chin up."
"With a madman like Chris around, it may be hard to." Mercy joked.
*Vampire Boys Side*
"I don't know about you guys, but after a long day, I'm tired." Sora said as he flopped down on a bed.
"Not even two hours here, and this place already seems like a madhouse." Geralt said.
"I agree." Popo said. "How dare he separate me and Nana."
"Mah boi, I think I know what will cheer you up." The King said.
"What's that?"
"DINNER."
"What is your deal with dinner?!" Edward said, sounding frustrated with him. "Look, kid. She's in the next room. You can see her at any time. I think you'll be fine."
"Who are you to call me a kid?!" Popo said. "You're the size of a kid!"
With that comment, Edward started to charge at Popo, ready to hurt him, but Geralt and the Nomad were holding him back.
"WHO DO YOU THINK YOU'RE CALLING SHORT, HUH?! DON'T CALL ME SMALL! I'LL BREAK OFF YOUR LEGS AND STICK THEM ON YOUR HEAD!
Sora was trying to calm him down. "Whoa, man, Take a chill pill! It's okay!"
The King was simply laughing his butt off in this situation. "Oahohohohohhuhuhu!"
"My, he has quite the temper." DIO thought to himself, taking enjoyment at the spectacle. "I'm really gonna have fun ruling this game. Tomorrow, my reign begins. Do your worst, Chris, because at the end of this game, I will stand at the top."
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Authors Notes
Well, there you go. I got this done earlier than I thought. I wanted to start this season off with a bang, and I hope you all enjoyed it. I wanted to make everyone stand out, and I hope I pulled everyone off well. If there's something I got wrong about someone, don't hesitate to let me know. The first challenge will be in the next episode, and some more interesting plots will develop. Let me know what you thought of this first episode, and/or the characters. Oh, and I'll also be taking challenge ideas. If you want to see a throwback challenge from the show, or something new and original, leave one in the reviews or PM. The challenge for the next episode has already been decided, though. I'm now hard at work on it. I will make sure to get it out as soon as possible. Like other people, I'm only human and will do my best to work on this without keeping you all waiting too long. See you all in the next episode. Till next time, stay awesome, and stay tuned.