Total Drama Infinite

by MemeKing the Third

Chris has decided to start a new season, but now he really wants to take the multiverse by storm. This time, he brings 26 competitors from all walks of fiction , competing for another million dollars. Who will be competing? What friendships, relationships, and enemies will form? And who will win it all?

11. Still Not Quite Famous

Episode 9: Still Not Quite Famous

Well, wasn't the last episode just a shocker? Everyone seems to be surprised by that episode's elimination. Well, I try not to be too predictable. Surprises are my specialty. What's the fun in reading something if you already know what's gonna happen? Variety is the spice of life. Remember that. Things have just been going swell for me as of late, and now, here we are with another episode. First, the reviews from our faithful readers.

1602jaw: I know. All of that food sounds delicious. I had to do some research for the British cuisine. You'd think Katakuri would eat the food, but the guy's got more self control than Owen. But if it was donuts…..then that'd be a different story. LOL.

MasterSaixus: I know. The cooking challenge is one of my favorites. Now that I think about it, I wish there could have been more conflict amongst a team so I'd have an excuse to have someone get locked in the freezer. The elimination was a surprise, I'll admit.

Happiness studios: It's nice to see what you liked and didn't like. Let me discuss the things you pointed out. 1. I know you like EdRi, and they were so close. I'm sure they'll have another chance. 2. The challenge was shorter than I would've liked it to be, and there were some extra things I wanted to add to it, but couldn't. 3. Hooray. CharKuri is now official! They're so quirky they're perfect for each other. 4. The Ginyu Force does seem like an odd choice, but there is more in store for them than interns and comic relief. 5. Yeah, I didn't want to do it to Elena. I wish I could've expanded her role more, but it was integral to the plot. It was gonna go down differently, but I doubted and second guessed myself on going that route. Nana and the Nomad know the truth. They will do their best to avenge her, even if they don't seem like the likeliest of heroes. 6. I try my best to make everyone to have more interactions and moments, but it is slightly trickier for the Nomad since he doesn't talk. The feedback helps as long as people don't flame me. Thank you.

Guest: Thanks for telling me. Those were typos that slipped past me. I fixed them.

Hetes: Yes. Who knows what Rick will do?

As an added bonus, we also finally got more video messages, so we can finally show that off in this episode. To those that sent them, thank you very much. Alright, now let's get this show on the road! Enjoy!

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"Last time on Total Drama Infinite, our competitors turned up the heat. It was a throwback to the cooking challenge, but the difference? To impress the Ginyu Force, our newly introduced interns. While both teams did work their hardest, the Demons came out on top with their food. And with their teamwork and great understanding of each other, Katakuri and Charlie finally became a couple. Who would've thought, huh? Sadly, Elena was eliminated due to DIO turning her team against her with lies. Except for Nana and the Nomad, who knew very well what happened. Can they do anything about it, and bring DIO down? And who will him and his alliance go after next? Find out right now! On Total Drama Infinite!"

Cue intro

"It had been two days since Elena's elimination, and most of the competitors had just spent this time relaxing. That is, except for Nana and the Nomad. They couldn't rest easy, knowing that he unfairly eliminated their friend. During this time, The Nomad had informed Nana (By writing it down for her, since he's mute) about DIO and his alliance. Nana was ultimately scared about going against him and his alliance, but she felt like she needed to do something. First, she lost Popo, and now Elena. She couldn't sit by and let anyone else she liked suffer the same fate as Elena.

They had both approached Deadpool as he was leaving the cabin.

"You said you wanted a what?" Deadpool asked them.

"Well," Nana began, "we heard that you had a magic satchel that holds a lot of weapons and items. I was wondering if within that if you have a camera. If you do, would it be too much trouble to ask you if we could borrow one?"

With this, the both of them had a plan. They knew Deadpool was a member of the alliance, but he was probably the nicest one of the bunch, (and craziest) and he seemed like the kind of guy that wouldn't ask too many questions. They just needed a camera for their plan.

Deadpool reached into the satchel and pulled out a camcorder. "Oh, sure. Just don't poke anyone's eye out with it." He hands the camera to Nana.

"Uhhhh...okay." Nana replied, a little puzzled by the merc's comment, but was grateful. "Thanks."

With that, the two of them then scurry off, and hide out behind their cabin.

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Well, there's my good deed for the day." Deadpool said.

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"Alright, I hope I know what I'm doing." Nana said. "It's time I take a stand. That means DIO is gonna pay for what he did to Elena. I just hope this works.

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Nana sighed with "Wow, that was easier than I thought, right Mr. Nomad?"

The Nomad nods his head, and gives a thumbs up.

"But we gotta be sneaky and careful about this. If this fails, we're probably gonna be the next ones in that cannon."

The Nomad slowly nods his head, agreeing that what they were planning was high risk, but high reward.

"Alright, Mr. Nomad, do your thing!"

Nana sets the camera on the ground, and the Nomad claps his hands, bringing it to life, with a face and small limbs.

"That never gets old. Okay, Mr. Camera, we got a job for you."

The camera nods knowingly, ready to follow out any order.

"There's this scary man named DIO who is doing mean and terrible things. We need you to spy on him, and see what he's up to, and report back to us. And please do your best to not be seen by him."

The camera then salutes as Nana pulls out a poorly drawn picture of DIO she drew up to show it what he looked like. You could tell it was him, but still, it looked like it was drawn by a kid.

"This is him. I know I'm not an artist, but this is the best I could do. When you find him, just keep an eye on him and his actions. But most of all….don't be seen. "

With another nod, the living camera runs off in search of the vampire.

"Okay, for now, we've done all that we can do. For now, we wait." Nana and the Nomad high five. "I must say, this is probably the smartest move. We really do make a great team, don't we?"

The Nomad gives her another nod, and the two go their separate ways and try to enjoy the rest of their day.

Too bad that was gonna change fast.

(Meanwhile...)

At the docks, Cinder, DIO, and Deadpool (Who went there after the camera scene) were gathered together. DIO was bursting into a full blown fit of laughter.

"If I may ask, what's so funny?" Cinder asked.

DIO finally calms down and proceeds to explain. "I'm just still in stitches over eliminating that girl the other day. The funny part is that my team was stupid enough to buy it. You'd think after past villains pulling similar tricks, people would catch on, but NO! They're a bunch of idiots, and nature lover is out."

"Yes, but next time you should get more creative."

"I get why you did that," Deadpool said, "but don't you think that was kind of….low?"

DIO slowly turns towards the merc, a little surprised by his comment. "Care to elaborate?"

"Well," Deadpool said nervously, "did you really have to do that to Elena? I mean, I didn't know her all that well, but she seemed nice and well liked. Do you think maybe we could...I don't know...not do stuff like that?"

DIO and Cinder were shocked. Someone as crazy as him was suggesting they play nice?

DIO slowly walked up to Deadpool and got up close to his face. "That's kind of odd, hearing this from you." DIO told him. "And what about it? It's helped. She was easy pickings. Nice people like that won't last. Nice people finish last. Prime example: Jonathan Joestar."

"And who's that?" Cinder asked.

DIO pulled down a little bit of his shirt collar to show them the scarring where his head was attached to Jonathan's body. "Let's just say, I got the last laugh with him." He then turns his attention back to Deadpool. "So what is the point you're trying to get at?"

Deadpool tried to tell him his offer that they go their separate ways, but he was struggling to find the words to tell him. For once, the most talkative person on the show was at a lost for words. "It's that...well…" He then just says something ridiculous. "I'm just gonna go see how many chimichangas I can stuff in a microwave. Bye."

Deadpool then runs off, thinking about how stupid he act just acted (Well, more than usual) instead of getting his point across. There was something about that vampire that made it hard to say anything. He was just trying to do what was best for him and his friend.

But when he was running, he immediately stopped in his tracks. He didn't get very far. He shouldn't be doing this. He should take a stand. He should just spit it out. Quick and easy. Like ripping off a bandage. He walks right back up to them.

"You know what? There is something I need to say!"

DIO raised an eyebrow at this, while Cinder remained expressionless.

Here it is. Just say something. "I think it would be best if Spinel and I went our separate ways with you guys. I mean, we're probably not much help to you, and-"

"Nonsense." DIO interrupted. "You are handy to have around, even if you have many...many...many...faults."

"Thank you for the compliment. So is that a yes?"

DIO put his hand to his chin, and was thinking. He then got a big sinister grin on his face as he thought of something. He had another one of his infamous ideas. "But the gem...when I start to think about it, she's probably the weakest link out of this group. She's nice, overly trusting, and has the least useful abilities. You're strong, you've got some skills, and every group needs a comic relief."

"That doesn't really answer my question."

"You know what? I'll think about it. I'll get back to you on my decision later. Sound fine?"

Deadpool was ecstatic. This was a start. It was something. He then gives DIO a crushing bear hug. "OH THANK YOU!"

"Let...go of me you...idiot!" DIO said, gasping for air. Deadpool finally lets go of him, and runs off on his merry way.

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"Okay, that went a little smoother than I thought." Deadpool said. "Guess I'm just that smooth of a talker. He said he needs time to think about it. That's a nice start. I'm sure he'll say yes."

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"Seems like you were right about them collaborating together." Cinder told him. "Except they want to quit. Why did you tell him you'd think about it? Are you really gonna let them quit?"

"I have a plan with that." DIO told her. "Let's just say I'm gonna have to end a friendship. Wouldn't be the first time I've done it. But the reason I told him I'd think about it is because we have other stuff to focus on. We have so many potential targets we can get rid of."

He then pulls the files out of his shirt and skims through them again. "It's best to probably keep the weaker ones around so it will be easier to win. So the ones that know too much and the superhumans have got to go. We can keep around the ice girl, the kid that's a thief, gamer girl, the demon the mage. They all appear to be weak. Rick has to go. He's a loose cannon. The prosecutor, and the Nomad need to go because they're either onto us, or know. If there's one thing I hate, it's loose threads. But most of all, I want that sweet loving pirate gone."

"I mean, ever since the other day, he and that demon girl have been hanging out together." Cinder said, sounding irritated. All of the time. Every. Single. Day."

"Do I detect a hint of jealousy?" DIO teased.

"No. I just don't like them. That girl's overly sweet personality is irritating. And having someone as strong as Katakuri by her side will make it tougher."

"He's my biggest obstacle. And before I take him down, I'm gonna mentally break him. I'm gonna take what he loves and watch him suffer. We hold all the cards now. We are in control of this game."

He then thinks to himself. "No. I am in control. Just like a god should be."

But they failed to notice the small sentient camera that was filming that entire conversation.

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"Alright, I'm gonna raise you fools five bucks." Russel said.

Inside the mess hall, Russel, Wendy, Dororo, and Susie were playing poker. They were all mad that for some reason, Dororo kept winning.

Susie lays her cards down "I got three of a kind."

Wendy did so next. "I have a straight."

Next was Russel. "Sorry chumps, but I got a full house."

Dororo has this glint in her eye as she laid her cards down. "Read 'em and weep."

They look and see that she had a royal straight flush.

"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!" They yelled as Dororo collected the winnings in the center, and having a laugh as they freak out.

"You can't be that lucky! That's the third time in a row you got that hand!" Russel yelled.

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"It's not luck." Dororo said. "I'm cheating. This is just easy money. They make it so easy. A kid's gotta make money somehow, even if there's a chance you won't win this show. If that happens, I'm not leaving empty handed."

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"Think you guys could go another round?"

"I'll take you on!" Susie declared. "Bring it on!"

Everyone then hears a voice. "Alright, what's going on here?"

They turn around and see Katakuri standing there.

"Oh, big bro." Wendy said. "We're just gambling."

"Yeah, and I'm cleaning these guys out." Dororo added.

But he was not having any of that. "Wendy, come with me." He grabs her by the arm, and they walk out of there, stunning the other three.

"I can never tell what's up with that guy." Russel said.

"What's wrong?" Wendy asked as they stepped outside.

"That kid was cheating you out of your money." Katakuri told her. "Besides, gambling is not something that someone your age should be doing."

"I know you're looking out for me, but I'm a capable fighter. I'm strong."

Katakuri just sighed. "Look, I worry about you. I know you're a fighter, a real trooper, but there are many people here that are dangerous. That kid has some smarts on her, and she could do more with that than just cheat you out of money."

"But I'm sure you could handle them with your future seeing ability."

"There's a lot more to Haki than that."

"But what is Haki, anyway? You've used it and talked about it, but what is it?"

He was intrigued by her. She was curious to know about his abilities. He normally never shares info about this, but she was a different case. Her and Charlie were probably, no, definitely, the only people here he completely trusted. He cared for and loved them. I mean, it wouldn't hurt to tell a kid who was curious.

"Very well. Haki is-"

"ATTENTION, CAMPERS, REPORT TO THE AMPHITHEATER FOR TODAY'S CHALLENGE!"

"Okay, then. We'll continue this conversation later."

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(Five Minutes Later…)

Everyone was seated at the outdoor amphitheater, and Chris onstage.

"Good. Everyone's here." Chris said. "Now, for today's challenge' we will be doing another throwback with the talent competition. But in traditional me fashion' we're throwing in a twist."

"Oh yeah?" Susie asked. "And what might that be?"

"Funny you should ask, because the twist is that everyone has to perform!"

And that had set everyone off. There was lots of protesting. Verbal obscenities shouted by Rick and Susie. Tari groaned, and DIO gave off a murderous glare.

Chris remained calm despite all of the arguing. "Okay, I can tell you're all not too thrilled about that, so I'll make it a little less stressful for you guys. If you absolutely don't have any talent whatsoever, you can just help out someone else with theirs. For example, if you're doing a magic show, you could be their assistant. Or, you could work together in a comedy skit. The choice is yours. The only condition is that you can only help out your own team."

This, for the most part calmed them down. Well, mostly.

"You have till this evening to prepare your act to be judged by Chef once again, but on a scale of one to ten. The person or persons that score the highest wins it for their team. But before I dismiss you all, we have a little extra surprise for some of you."

Everyone groans at this.

"Relax, it's a good one. Some of you got some messages from back home. Ginyu Force, dispense the videos."

Each member of the Ginyu Force comes out, each of them holding a video playing device. They hand one to Dororo, Rick, Katakuri, Mercy, Geralt, and 18.

"You guys are the first ones to receive messages from your friends and family back home. Enjoy. Now, you all have until sunset to be ready, so good luck. Or not. Hahaha.

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"Hmph. Such a lame choice for a challenge." DIO said. "My talent is simply my mere presence."

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"I have the perfect idea for what my talent should be!" Charlie said excitedly. "But I might need a little bit of help with it."

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"This will be so much fun!" Deadpool exclaimed. "And I just know you're gonna have me do something awesome, MemeKing!"

(Authors Note: Yeah, yeah. I get it. Don't lose your head about it. Geez, is there some unspoken rule that these kinds of stories have a fourth wall breaking character?)

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With that, before they leave, the ones who received the messages start watching them, with some of their teammates watching with.

(Dororo's message)(Submitted by 1602jaw))

It cuts to someone, (the submitter) standing in front of the camera while Hyakkimaru is at the back, looking down on a paper with some kind of machine that he is being connected to

Jaw: "Hello, hi. So uhhhh...I'm here because due to Hyakkimaru being unable to speak proper language and can't even see, I gave him a machine...thingy that would allow him to say something to Dororo".

Hyakkimaru: "Dororo?"

Me: "Yes, Dororo. Now I want you to write up something to say to Dororo, ok?"

(Hyakkimaru was unable to press anything because...he can't see anything)

Me: "*Sigh," dang it. I knew this was a bad idea. Ok, fine. I'll help you on this."

(Three hours later)

(Jaw was holding a piece of paper with Hyakkimaru's written words on it while Hyakkimaru was staring at the camera)

Jaw: "Ok then, here is what Hyakkimaru was going to say: 'Dororo, I hope you are doing fine over there. I don't know much about who they are, but if you need any help. I will go over there and...'

(Jaw notices Hyakkimaru's very inappropriate...death threat to the players and Chris himself.

Jaw: Hyakkimaru, really? You do know, you could get arrested for that?! I know Chris can do all those horrible things, but you don't have to do something like this, if any of those players tried to harm her."

Hyakkimaru: "Dororo".

(Jaw notices they were getting off topic)

Jaw: "Oh, anyways: "Dororo, I know you wanted the prize really bad, but it's not worth it. I notice how bad Chris is and...'

( Jaw notices Hyakkimaru writing was a bit messy and out of place)

Jaw: I can't read this.

Hyakkimaru: "Dororo...is...safe?"

Jaw: "*Sigh, Anyways, Hyakkimaru wishes you are safe and hopes you return back home with more money...that I'm pretty sure is going to be useless to this universe".

Tahomaru: "Hyakkimaru!"

Jaw: "Oh crud!"

(Suddenly, the camera switches to Hyakkimaru's brother, who was wielding a katana, riding on a horse, and heading straight for them!

Hyakkimaru: "Tahomaru!".

Jaw: "Oh, no, no ,no ,no! Don't you slice my camera! I freaking paid 60 dollars for that!"

(Unfortunately, Tahomaru slices the camera, and it cuts to static.)

(Message Ends)

Dororo was laughing once it ended. "Leave it to bro to say something like that.

"Did that guy….have swords for arms?" 18 asked.

"That's right. That's Hyakkimaru. He had his body parts taken by demons."

18 just accepted it. "Oh. Okay." She then turns her attention to her message

(Quick Note: The remaining messages in this episode were all pm'ed to me by the same guy, but preferred to remain anonymous. But you know who you are. Thanks again.)

(18's message)(Submitted by Anonymous))

The ones that appear are her husband Krillin, their daughter Marron, and brother Android 17.

Krillin: Hey, honey. Glad to see you've been doing great. Things just haven't been the same around here lately without you.

17: That's right, sis. Nice to see you've gotten fairly far. But I can tell it's far from over.

Krillin: Yeah. The competition looks pretty tough. But I know you can handle it.

17: He's right. Don't be afraid to show off a little more of your power. We know you're holding back, but you're stronger than you let them think.

Krillin: But don't get too rough with them. Anyway, we hope you win it all and bring home the money. Good luck!

"Well, it's nice to see them," 18 said, "even if it's only a video."

"They seem nice." Nana told her. "Although one of them looks like someone Popo and I know in Smash."

"Oh? And who might that be?"

"Your brother looks like Hero. See?" The Ice Climber pulls out a scrapbook of memories they made in Smash. One of the pictures she shows is one with all four of the Dragon Quest heroes posing for a group shot.

18's eyes go wide when she sees the Luminary."He looks almost exactly like him!" 18 exclaimed. "And that guy next to him looks a lot like Goku."

(You guys see what I did there? I hope you guys get the joke.)

Dororo then walks up to 18.

"Hey, I got the perfect idea, for a talent to show off, and I'd like you to help me with it." Dororo offered.

18 was a little skeptical that she just casually asked for her help. "I guess…" 18 said. "But what do you have in mind?"

"Oh, just a little magic trick." Dororo said. "I need you to be my assistant. And the best part is, you don't have to do anything. Leave it all to me. Just be there when I need you when it's time to perform."

"Really? I don't have to practice anything? Okay then, kid. You got yourself a deal."

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"Well this saves me the trouble of actually having to figure out a talent." 18 said. "But I wonder what she has planned. As long as she's not sawing me in half, we're golden."

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She's in for quite the surprise." Dororo said mischievously.

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Geralt and Mercy also take a look at their messages.

(Geralt's message)(Submitted by Anonymous))

(Quick Note: I'm sorry I forgot to mention this, but this Geralt is the video game one, and not the Netflix one)

The message opens up with his adopted daughter and young witcher in training Ciri.

Ciri: I'm glad I can get this message out to you. You've really shown that you are quite the difficult opponent. Things have been fine with me here. My training is coming along very well. All I hope is that you're safe. Take care.

(Message Ends)

"I'm glad she's okay." Geralt said. "But now I must make sure to not falter if I'm to win. For now, I need to figure what I will perform."

(Mercy's message)(Submitted by Anonymous))

In this message a few members of Overwatch appear, being Tracer, Winston, and Genji.

Winston: The other heroes didn't have the time to say anything, but we did. We're glad you're there to represent us, and you've made good progress.

Tracer: What we're trying to say is you're doing great! Don't let anything or anyone stop you! Show everyone there that you have what it takes!

Genji: Yes. Her words speak for all of us. Just don't give up. And do what you do best. Help out your team and assist them in any way you can. Whether win or lose, do the best that only you can do.

Tracer: Anyway, keep it up! We'll be rooting for you!

(Message Ends)

"Don't worry. I will." Mercy said.

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"I mean, with how dangerous this show can be, why wouldn't I?" Mercy said."

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Rick then watches his message on his own.

"I swear to god, if I see Jerry in this, I'm gonna fucking break it." Rick said.

(Rick's message)(Submitted by Anonymous)

The message opens up and it's just Morty.

Morty: Um...uh….h-hey, Rick. I'm glad you've gotten this far. That's farther than I thought you'd get. I know you're not taking the game seriously, and that's fine, but, PLEASE don't do something reckless. I mean, who the hell am I kidding? And geez. I'm practically beating a dead horse here trying to give you advice. Look, just don't do something crazy, okay? And also, I suggest you watch out for that alliance you're with. Bye, I guess.

(Message Ends)

"Pff, what the hell does he know?" Rick said. "Those idiots are wrapped around my finger."

Next one to read their message was Katakuri.

(Katakuri's message)(Submitted by Anonymous)

In this message, it opens up with his mother, Big Mom.

Big Mom: HAHAHAHA! You've done well, my ugly son! Show no mercy to any of them! And it's nice to see you found yourself a nice woman. Think of the connections our family could have with this. But back on topic, destroy them! If any of them give you or her trouble, (her face darkens) then send them to me! I'll have a little….tea party with them. They bring the tea bags, and I will bring the body bags. But keep going, my stupid son!

(Message Ends)

"Well," Charlie said awkwardly, "she seems….nice."

"When you get past the fact that you could die at any time around her, you get used to it." Katakuri explained to her. "Anyway, what do you have planned to perform?"

Upon hearing that question, Charlie's face lit up. "I'm so glad you asked. I'm planning to sing! I feel that things can be better expressed through song. And I'm gonna see if I can get some help."

"It makes me happy to see you so passionate about something." Katakuri told her. "Unfortunately, if you're needing my help, I already have an act planned. Plus, I don't do singing."

"It's fine. I just need some musical accompaniment is all. In fact…."

Charlie runs up to Russel. "Russel, can I ask you something?"

"What's up?" Russel asked.

"You're a musician, right?"

"Yeah, I'm a drummer."

"Perfect! I'm planning to sing for my act, and I could use your musical talent to help make it boom!"

"Uh….sure. I guess."

"Perfect!" Charlie then pulls out a piece of paper. "I've got it all planned out. Here's a diagram of my plan. With our skills, we will really blow them away tonight."

Russel takes a look at her diagram. "Okay. Sounds good. A little too much rainbows, but sure. I'll help."

"Awesome! Let's get your equipment, and start practicing."

"She's a keeper, huh big bro?" Wendy asked Katakuri.

"Yeah." He answered. "I enjoy that optimism. So, kid. Do you have any talents?"

"Um, not that I can think of."

"You mind helping me out with mine?"

"Okay. What are you gonna do?"

He smiles as he pulls out a small bag of jellybeans. "Target practice."

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"Edgy, have I got a deal for you!" Deadpool said to Edgeworth.

Edgeworth sighed. "I know I'm gonna regret asking this, but what's this deal you're talking about?"

"I'm going to put on quite the show! And I can't do it alone. And trust me, it's gonna be dangerous. I'm going to….juggle."

Okay. Edgeworth wasn't expecting him to perform an act so simple. "Okay. Sounds simple. But I have two questions. One, why would juggling be dangerous? And two, why do you need me to help?"

"Well, I would've asked Spinel, but she has her own talent to perform, And I really needed an assistant. As for the danger, that's because I'm going to be juggling my weapons. UNSHEATHED AND FULLY LOADED.

As soon as he said that, Edgeworth wasn't having it. "Okay. You can count me out."

Deadpool then gets on his hands and knees and starts begging him.

"Please! You should feel honored that I came to you for help! Everyone else is already busy with something! Please! Please! PLEASE!"

"Okay, enough of your insufferable whining." Edgeworth said defeatedly. "I'll help. As long as it gets you to shut up."

Deadpool's mood makes a complete 180. "Great! If you want to impress people, you've really gotta stir the pot. Look, when it's show time, all you'll do is throw them to me. Sound cool?"

"Why do I have the feeling that I'm going to regret this?"

"Because you might."

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"Kind of odd he decided to come to me to help," Edgeworth said, "especially since the last time it was just the two of us together he was nervous to talk to me. Does he not think I'm still suspicious about why he's been acting strange? And because of the circumstances around Glass Joe's elimination? I haven't given up pursuing the truth."

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"Okay, Mr. Nomad" Nana said. "I have the perfect idea for talent." She pulls out a marker. (How does she keep so much in her parka?) She then draws a couple of lines at the bottom edges of her mouth.

"See? Now I'm a ventriloquist dummy. We could do a comedy act with me as the dummy. And it's pretty fitting since you don't speak. Maybe we can throw in some of your magic, too."

The Nomad gave her a thumbs up. He was fine with the idea.

"You think our camera's doing a good job of spying?"

The Nomad shrugs, just as unsure about that as her.

(Meanwhile….)

DIO was busy walking around his cabin trying to strike scary, intimidating poses. For his talent, he was planning to be scary. He'd never miss an opportunity to flex his superiority. He couldn't exactly look in a mirror to see how scary he was, since vampires don't have reflections, but he was confident in his skills to get his point across.

"You know, you're already a pretty scary dude."

DIO turned around and saw Susie leaning on the wall.

"Shouldn't you be practicing for tonight?" DIO asked.

"Don't need to." Susie replied. "I got it all planned out. No practice needed."

DIO was already suspicious. "I assume you're here for more than to just say 'hey'."

Susie smirks. "Guilty as charged. I'm just curious as to why you haven't told me about what's been goin' on."

"What are you talking about?"

"As of late, you've left me out of some pretty important stuff going on in this alliance. I'm just as much of a member as those other clowns, and I've practically been left in the dark. What's the deal with that?"

DIO begins to explain all of the problems that the alliance has been facing. "Look, it's becoming a lot tougher for all of us to meet up. We have Rick causing problems, the two idiot friends wanting to quit in me-I mean us, and many people who are onto our plans. Does that answer your question?"

"Fair enough. So….you gonna do anything about it?"

"I am. You don't worry about it. Just keep doing what you've been doing."

"If you mean being awesome and thrashing anything that gets in my way in the process, then sure."

Susie then walks off, and unbeknownst to them, so does the camera.

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"At least Cinder isn't the only one in this group that actually understands and goes along with how I run things." DIO said "Susie is a little rough around the edges, but she gets it."

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Out in the woods, Wendy and Katakuri are practicing. Wendy is throwing rocks and twigs up in the air, with Katakuri flicking jellybeans at them. They hit the targets with the force of a bullet, and what's more, he's doing it with his eyes closed and back turned.

"Wow." Wendy said. "You have really great accuracy."

"I know." Katakuri said. "It's all in the Haki. I'd say this will really impress them tonight.

Wendy then remembered something. "Oh, earlier, you were going to explain what Haki is. I'd really like to know how it works and if maybe…."

"Maybe what?" Katakuri asked.

Wendy took a deep breath. "Maybe see if it's possible that I could learn it from you?"

The pirate was shocked. He didn't expect that kind of response at all.

"Uh….why do you want to learn it?"

"Well….after all of that stuff you told me earlier about how many dangers lie ahead and how many people here can be threats. That had me thinking that maybe I could get stronger. I want to prove I'm strong and capable. It's a thought I've had ever since the fighting challenge. That day, I wasn't strong enough to win. If I want to win, then I want to get stronger. You're the strongest person here in my opinion. I look up to you and that strength. So….would it be too much to ask you to teach me?"

By this time, she had a sad look on her face. She's faced many opponents and strong enemies back in Fiore, but this game was a wake up call that she was out of her league. And who better to help her than the one she looked up to.

Her speech really stirred something inside of Katakuri. He was more than a big brother figure to her. He was her role model. And she was eager to get stronger.

"Why didn't you say so sooner? It's a very difficult thing to learn." Katakuri warned. "It's a technique that resides within all living things, but few are able to draw that power out. I hope you're ready to be put to the test.

The look on Wendy's face turned to one of happiness. "So then you'll…"

"Once we're finished with this challenge, I'll start training you. If you really want to get better, then I hope you're ready to learn."

She runs up to give him a hug. "Oh, thank you so much, big bro!"

"No problem. But let me ask you something."

"Huh? What?"

"Who exactly do you want to prove yourself to? Is it me? The others? Or is it yourself?"

"It's not really to anyone in particular." Wendy explained. "I just have the urge to get out there and show what I can really do. But I really want to show what I can do on my own."

"Hmm. You're looking very far into the future yourself, kid."

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"I just hope she knows what she's getting into." Katakuri said. "I understand and sympathize with her conviction to improve. She has that and determination to boot. So yes, I'll teach her. With her words, I saw potential in her."

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We witness a montage of everyone continuing to practicing. Geralt was seen using his Igni spell to shape his fire into different shapes. Rick was busy chugging down a six pack of Bud Light (You'll find out why), Tari was wheeling behind her a portable TV, Charlie and Russel were putting the final touches on their act, Edward was busy hauling over some stone boulders, and that camera had done a lot of spying.

(Later that evening…)

"Welcome, one and all to TDI's second talent show extravaganza!" Chris announced, standing onstage. "We've got everyone's acts figured out, and we've been told about which of them decided to work together. For this, we will pull names out of a hat to decide the order. Like I said earlier, Chef will be judging on a scale of one to ten instead of the chef-o-meter. The one who scores the highest tonight wins for their team."

Everyone was backstage, some of them nervous, and some of them pumped. Everyone had their props, and the anticipation was high in the air.

Chris and Chef were sitting down below at the judge's table, with Chris starting to rummage through the hat to pick out the first performer.

"Okay, the first performer will be….Geralt!"

"Try not to screw it up." Susie taunted.

Geralt looked back at her, unfazed by her comment. "Good luck to you, too."

Geralt walks out onstage, and raises his hand and makes some hand signs. Suddenly, a giant wave of fire comes out of his palm. But what made it different was that the fire took the shape of a giant dragon. The dragon was the size of a giant building. Everyone watches in awe as the fire dragon flies around the stage and the island, breathing out fire (ironically). Geralt finished it up with the dragon flying up high in the sky, and coming back down towards them, looking like it was going to engulf everyone. But just as it was going to hit them, it fizzled out and disappeared.

"Incredible!" Chris exclaimed. "Geralt starts us off by setting the bar high! With that, Chef gives him a very generous score of 7.6. Geralt, you may now head to the benches to watch the rest of the show.

The witcher nods and exits the stage, taking a spot below at the spectator seats.

(Don't you all worry. In due time I will show off more of Geralt's magic and spells as the story progresses)

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"Looks like I've really underestimated this guy." Cinder said. "I thought he was just an old man with some sword skills, but I guess he's got some magic, too. Maybe I should keep an eye on him."

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"Okay, I'll admit that was good." DIO said. "In fact, it was too good. Let's see if I can make this a little more fun. Time to start some sabotage."

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As DIO was thinking of how he would mess with someone's act, he felt someone bump into him. He turned around and saw Tari laying on the ground. As it turned out, as she was trying to get the equipment she needed ready, she tripped and bumped into him, with her switch falling on the ground as well. (It's part of her act.)

"Bingo." He thought to himself. "My first target. And easy looking prey to boot."

"Oh...um….I'm sorry. I didn't mean to do that. It was an accident, I swear. I'm sorry." Tari stuttered.

"Yes….you should be." DIO replied looking down at her. "Maybe fools like you should be extra careful. Especially around people as righteous as I."

He then kneels down and gets up in her face. "Let me give you a warning, you pathetic little duck. There are three types of people in this world. Hammers," he then pokes his finger at her, "nails, and then one that stands above the rest of those. ME."

Tari then began to get back up. "Okay. I get it. It won't happen again." She goes to grab her game off the ground, but DIO picks it up before her.

"What? You think you can act like a klutz and get away with just a slap on the wrist?" DIO asked her. "Guess again. I should give you a warning for this."

Tari watches in horror as DIO breaks the switch in half, and drops it on the ground.

"And there is no second warning."

"DIO, you're up!" Chris announced.

"Toodaloo, little duck." DIO said as he was cackling on his way to the stage. "Enjoy the cannon tonight."

Not everyone saw what he did, but all of the Demons did. And most of them weren't happy. Some of the Vampires saw it, but it was only Mercy, Nana, Edward, and the Nomad.

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"Looks like he's striking again." Nana said grimly.

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"Okay, that's where I draw the line!" Edward yelled. "I don't care if he is on my team, nobody messes with her. I didn't like this guy very much to begin with, but now he's really sunk low! But why her?! I mean, because she didn't deserve that. Yeah that's it."

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"I know it's important to do our best to win," Mercy said, "but that was just despicable."

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"That little roach." Katakuri growled. "I'm gonna skewer him. Looks like it's time to kill another bully."

"Take it easy." Charlie told him. "I mean, Look on the bright side. At least Tari's okay….right?"

In fact, the gamer wasn't doing too well. She was back on the ground, unmoving. Curled into the fetal position, she had a look on her face that looked like someone had died.

(I know it's not the SMG4 counterpart, but does anyone know or remember how sensitive she acts if her games are taken away from her?)

"Um….I don't think she's alright." Spinel said. "Should I cheer her up?"

"No need to waste your time with her." Rick said. "She's acting like a fucking baby. How old is she, anyway? Grow the hell up! It's a game! What was she even planning to use it for anyway? It's a talent show?"

"I recall that earlier she said was going to do something called "speedruunning."" Edgeworth explained.

"Well, now she can't perform." Russel explained. "Looks like we're screwed."

"Let's not think negatively." Deadpool said. "If anything, I believe my act will help us win regardless."

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Russel facepalmed. "Like I said, we're screwed."

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"Smart thinking." Cinder said. "Even though he did act a little petty, I did not expect that from him.

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Meanwhile, Chris and Chef watch as DIO stands onstage just staring at them.

"Uh, what is it you're trying to show off?" Chris asked, a little confused.

"I'm looking into your pitiful souls and put the fear of God into you with my mere presence." DIO explained. He continued to stare at them, not even blinking. And then, in traditional Jojo style, the judges felt frozen in fear. We're talking the screen turned different colors, their blood running cold, you know what im talking about.

After about another minute, DIO finally turns his back to them, and everything settles back.

"Okay…." Chris said, trying to regain his composure. "After a nightmare inducing heart stopping performance from DIO, Chef gives him a 7.8!"

Unfortunately, DIO did not take this well. "WHAT?!" He yelled. "I JUST BARELY BEAT OUT THAT WITCHER?! DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!"

While you are a very scary guy," Chris calmly explained, "Chef has seen worse things in the army."

"You must be joking!" DIO yelled.

"We're not gonna argue this." Chris continues. "All scores are final. Don't care. Too bad, so sad. I don't care you are, this us my show' not yours."

DIO then goes to sit down, but the fact that his score was not so much higher than Geralt's, and that Chris was talking down to him like that only fueled his rage. At least, as far as he knew, one of the Demons would have nothing to perform.

"Okay...next up to go is….Tari!"

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"At least I get to see someone mess this up." DIO said. "She made herself an easy target for me. At least I'm not the only one suffering. She's weak. It's as simple as that."

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Backstage, everyone heard her name being called. She still wasn't moving, but they could hear her sobbing.

"Okay," Katakuri said, "she's up to go, but she's not moving, and has nothing to show them. So….what do you think we do?"

None of them really had an answer. Another minute of silence and crying ensues.

"IF SHE DOESN'T COME OUT, YOUR TEAM FORFEITS! Chris yelled through his megaphone.

Before they knew what happened, there was a giant flash of light. When the light dissipates, they notice that the switch was completely fixed, as if nothing happened. Most of them were stunned.

"What just happened?" Charlie asked.

"It's fixed." Wendy said. She then turned to Katakuri. "Did you do it, big bro?"

"No." He answered. "I'm just as shocked as you are."

"Then who was it?" Edgeworth pondered.

Deadpool then picks the game system up and waved it in front of Tari.

"Hello. Tari. Yoohoo." Deadpool sad, waving it in front of her. "Looky looky. Your game's fixed. You can perform, now."

As if snapping out of a trance, she noticed the fixed system and quickly grabs it.

"What?!" She cried. "How?! Who fixed it?!"

"Don't worry about that right now!" Russel told her. "Get out there, or we lose!"

Tari then remembered that she was up. "You're right!" She then gets up and wheels the TV out onstage.

Mercy then looks over at Edward. "You did a good thing."

"Ed just tried to shrug it off. "I don't know what you're talking about."

"Don't lie to me" she teased. "You used your alchemy to fix her game, didn't you?"

"Why does it matter? I just did a nice thing, that's all."

"You care a lot about her, don't you?"

His face went red from this comment. "So what?!" He snapped. "Yes. I like her. As a friend. I'm just looking out for a friend. Look, just act as though nothing happened, okay?"

"Sure." Mercy said.

Once Tari gets out onstage, she plugs the TV into a nearby power outlet, docks the switch, and Super Mario Odyssey starts booting up.

"Okay. For this, I'm going to speedrun Super Mario Odyssey. In five minutes. Reaching 100%."

"Sounds humanly impossible." Chris said.

"You doubt me? Well, nothing is impossible for BlueJay9."

Once the game finishes starting up, she picks up a controller and gets to business. With quick speed, she blitzes through the game at an ungodly pace. It's even difficult to see what's going on on the TV.

A few minutes later, the game reaches the end credits, and Chris checks his watch. "Three minutes. Impressive."

"Guess I blew my own expectations." Tarivsaid confidently. "Put a controller in my hand, and I can do anything."

"While you definitely did break a world record, Chef has given you a score of 7.9."

Tari then grabs her game and heads down to sit with the others.

As DIO watched her perform, he was both shocked and angry. Didn't he just break it? How? Did she have a spare? Did someone fix it? These questions flooded his mind, at it made him even more mad then his score.

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DIO was screaming swears and obscenities that are too harsh for me to type.

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"Okay. Getting back on track," Chris said as he was pulling out another name out of the hat. "Our next act will be none other than Deadpool and Edgeworth!"

"Okay, Edgy." Deadpool said. "You ready?"

Edgeworth was struggling to hold onto a bunch of guns and swords. Like, A LOT of guns and swords.

"Oh sure." Edgeworth said sarcastically. "What could possibly go wrong?"

"Well, when life gives you lemons, you make grape juice."

"What does thst even mean?"

"It means let's do this!"

The two walk out and the act begins. Edgeworth begins by tossing him one pistol. Deadpool begins juggling the gun. Edgeworth then throws a katana (unsheathed b mind you) and keeps adding more as it goes on.

Eventually, Deadpool was juggling 20 pistols and 15 swords. Everything was going well until the merc sneezes and all of the weapons fall. Everyone instinctively ducks to avoid getting impaled or shot. Fortunately, none the weapons hurt anyone or go off, but one sword goes right through Deadpool's head, but he he just pulls it out.

"Guess it's more root beer than grape juice when you think about it." Deadpool said casually. He then takes a bow.

"It's fitting that your act is crazy and dangerous." Chris said. "And for thatb Chef has given you a score of 7.5."

"Eh, I'll take it."

The two then take a seat and the next name is called. "Our next 'un'lucky performer is….Nana and the Nomad!"

"Okay, you remember your lines?" Nana jokingly asked the Nomad. He clapped for her joke and they both head out onstage with a chair. The Nomad sits down and Nana takes a seat on his lap as a ventriloquist dummy.

"Okay, unexpected but interesting." Chris said, actually taking an interest in this. Finally, the two unexpected friends begin their show.

"Hey, why so quiet?" Nana asked. The Nomad shrugs.

"See? Then who's the dummy there?"

Nobody laughed. The joke wasn't funny. Everyone was so quiet that there was literally crickets chirping. The two so called 'comedians' sweated nervously, but kept the act going.

"Gee, that's why actions speak louder than words. I mean it's lime I'm practically talking with mysel-OH DARN IT, I MESSED UP THE PUNCHLINE!"

Nothing.

Not even a chuckle.

"Geez, the audience is cold. No wonder I need a parka."

The only person who actually laughed at this was Deadpool. He was rolling on the ground, laughing so hard he was crying.

"Okay, I've heard enough." Chris told them. "Your jokes were very cold, and not funny at all. Chef has given you two clowns a four."

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"Maybe we should have used Mr. Nomad's magic instead." Nana said glumly."

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"Next up, we have….Spinel!"

"Alright, let's do this!" The gem cheered excitedly. She rolls out onstage and takes a deep breath. Everything goes dark and a spotlight opens up on her. She takes a microphone and begins to sing.

(The song shes sing is 'Drift Away'. One of the songs she sang in Steven Universe the Movie, for those of you who haven't seen it. It's a great movie, an a great/sad song.) Imagine the song sounding just as heartfelt as it did in the movie.

~Here in the garden

Let's play a game

I'll show you how it's done

Here in the garden

Stand very still

This'll be so much fun

And then she smiled

That's what I'm after

A smile in her eyes

The sound of her laughter

Happy to listen

Happy to play

Happily watching her drift away

Happily waiting

All on my own

Under the endless sky

Counting the seconds

Standing alone

As thousands of years go by

Happily wondering

Night after night

Is this how it works?

Am I doing it right?

Happy to listen

Happy to stay

Happily watching her drift away

You keep on turning pages for people who don't care

People who don't care about you

And still, it takes you ages to see that no one's there

See that no one's there

See that no one's there

Everyone's gone on without you

Finally something

Finally news

About how the story ends

She doesn't exist now

Survived by her son

And all of her brand new friends

Isn't that lovely?

Isn't that cool?

And isn't that cruel

And aren't I a fool to have

Happily listened

Happy to stay

Happily watching her drift

Drift

Drift away~

Once the song finishes, Spinel takes a bow with a smile and some tears on her face. Most of them clap for herb as they actually really enjoyed this act.

"After a terrible excuse of a comedy skit, this really makes up for it!" Chris said. "You get an 8.5 from Chef! It almost made him she'd a tear."

Spinel takes another bow and joins the others.

"Let's keep this ball rolling!" Chris said, picking the next names. "Next up is Android 18 and Dororo!"

The two Vampires come out, with 18 looking a bit lost on what to do.

"BEHOLD, ONE AND ALL!" Dororo said dramatically. "For my magic! I will make something very important….disappear!"

18 just rolls her eyes as Dororo pulls out a smoke bomb.

"Abra kadabra, and whatever comes after!" Dororo throws down the smoke bomb, clouding the stage.

All you can hear is 18 coughing. Finally, when the smoke clears, the only thing that disappeared was Dororo.

"Wait, that's it?!" 18 said. "Then why did she even need m-"

She then realized something was wrong. She fumbled around in her pockets and noticed that she was missing her wallet and all of her money.

"THAT LITTLE BRAT STOLE MY MONEY!" 18 yelled, looking around for her. She then flies off, trying to look for the young con artist. "WHEN I FIND HER, SHES TOAST!"

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"Worth it." Dororo said.

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Everyone just kind of awkwardly claps.

"While that was hilarious," Chris said, "that wasn't much of a talent. That was straight up theft. Chef gives this an even 7."

Another montage occurs as the show must go on. We see Wendy tossing up clay pigeons with Katakuri hitting them with his jellybeans, earning them an 8. We witness Mercy resurrecting dead woodland critters she found (DON'T ASK), earning a 7.9 (Followed by Deadpool and Spinel freaking out, calling her a witch). We see Rick doing his drunk belches to his sing, 'Get Schwifty', earning him a disgusting 6.9. Susie is playing a very dangerous game of hackey sack with her axe. While it was very cool, she got a 7 just partly because Chef doesn't like her. Cinder uses her semblance to melt sand into a shiny, sparkly, glass show (Bet you'd never expect her to do that for a talent) getting an 8.3.

"Our final Vampire performer is Edward! Let's see if he can end it with a bang!"

Edward comes out, pushing out four huge boulders. With no words, he claps his hands together and uses his alchemy to change the shape of the boulders. But he changed them into giant statues of Chris and Chef.

"Okay, I know that's just sucking up, but it succeeded!" Chris exclaimed. "For that, Ed has earned a 9.4. That's gonna be very tough to beat. All that's left is Russel and Charlie's act."

"Okay, remember what we rehearsed?" Charlie asked.

"Yep." Russel answered. "I mean, it's make or break for us, so we can't afford to screw this up."

"Just remember," she reminded him, "Come out jamming in the second half. That's where it'll really blow them away."

The two come out, with Russel carrying his drum set. Everyone watches in anticipation as the lights dim until there's just a spotlight on them.

(The songs she is singing are "I'm Always Chasing Rainbows' and 'Inside of Every Demon is a Rainbow' from the pilot of Hazbin Hotel. But with a twist)

The music starts out somber, with just Charlie singing.

~At the end of the rainbow there's happiness

And to find it, how often I tried

But my life is a race

Just a wild goose chase

And my dreams have all been denied.

Why have I always been a failure

What can the reason be

I wonder if the world's to blame

I wonder if it could be me

I'm always chasing rainbows

Watching clouds drift by

My schemes are just like all my dreams

Ending in the sky

Some fellows look and find the sunshine

I always look and find the rain

Some fellows make a winning sometime

I never make a gain

Believe me

I'm always chasing rainbows

Waiting to find a little bluebird

In vain~

The music then starts to pick up and sound very upbeat. Russel finally joins in at this part. Picture the song from the show, but now as an epic rock cover.

~I have a dream, I'm here to tell

About a wonderful fantastic new hotel

Yes it's one of a kind, right here in Hell

Catering to to specific clientele

Inside of every demon is a rainbow

Inside every sinner is a shiny smile

Inside of every creepy hatchet wielding maniac

Is a jolly happy cupcake loving child

We can turn them 'round! They'll be heaven bound!

With just a little time, down at the Happy Hotel!

So all you junkies, freaks, and weirdos,

Creepers, fuck ups, crooks and zeroes

And downfallen superheroes, help is here!

All of you cretins, sluts, and losers

Sexual deviants and boozers,

And prescription drug abusers need not fear!

Forever again! Well cure your sin!

We'll make you well! You'll feel so swell!

Right here in Hell at the Happy Hotel!

There'll be no more fire, and no more screams

Just puppy dog kisses, and cotton candy dreams

And puffy-wuffy clouds, you're gonna be like WOW!

Once you check in with meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

So all your cartoon porn addictions

Vegan rants, psychic predictions

Ancient Roman crucifixions, end right here!

All you monsters, thieves, and crazies

Cannibals and crying babies

Frothing mouths that's full of rabies filled with cheer!

You'll be complete! It'll be so neat!

Our service can't be beat! You'll be on easy street! Yes!

Life will be sweet at the Happy Hotel!~

The song finishes up with a massive burst of flames and fireworks shooting out from Russel's drums.

Everyone was silent for a moment, and then they all erupt into the biggest applause of the day.

It surely impressed the "HELL" our of the judges. "That was truly the best way to finish this!" Chris announced. "Chef agrees with this as well, giving them a perfect 10! Which means that the Demons win again!"

The Demons run up onstage and lift the two musically inclined individuals in celebration.

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"Nice!" Russel said. "I normally don't get this kind of attention in Gorillaz. Murdoc, 2-D, and Noodle get a lot of attention, but I feel like I really showed them up today. Oh. I forgot they're watching this. Still, this feels wicked."

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"At least these guys appreciate my voice." Charlie said. "Unlike some people in Hell."

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"You know, for a demon," Katakuri said, "You really do have the voice of an angel."

"Wow. That was shit." Rick deadpanned.

"I don't care if we won or lost this one," Charlie told them. "I'm just glad everyone loved it."

"After an amazing finale to this challenge," Chris told everyone, "it's time for the curtain to fall on one of the Vampires tonight. That is, unless 18 kills Dororo. Wonder where they went off to."

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"Oh man." Nana moaned. "I know that our skit totally tanked. I know one of us is as good as gone. But I'm sure whichever one of us stays will make sure to take down DIO. Speaking of which, that camera hasn't reported back in, yet. Did something happen to it?"

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Later, we see Katakuri and Charlie sitting alone outside the cabin together, taking it easy after the challenge. The demonic couple then see Wendy running up to them, and she was holding something. She had a look of dire concern on her face.

"BIG BRO! BIG SIS! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!" Wendy cried.

"What's wrong?" Charlie asked.

Wendy showed them that the item she was holding was a camera flailing around.

"A camera?" Katakuri said. "Where'd you find it?"

"I was taking a walk when I smelled something kind of off. (Dragon slayers have enhanced senses) and I found it walking around. But what's important is what's captured on it!"

Curiously, he opens up the camera, and him and Charlie watch the film it captured.

Lo and behold, they watch in shock as they hear all of DIO's confessions of his alliance, all of the members, and all of the terrible things they've done.

When the video ends, they both have their faces contorted into a shocked "HUH?!" (Like from One Piece)

"This is bad!" Wendy said, "There an evil alliance on the loose! And some of them are from our team."

The two of them lose the shocked face, and try to process this.

"Well….this is bad." Katakuri said grimly. "We have a grave problem on our hands. Figures that DIO is the ringleader behind this. And it seems I'm one of his prime targets. He thinks he's so bad with his alliance to hide behind. Well….he's not the only one that can form an alliance."

Charlie and Wendy were confused.

"What are you saying?" Charlie asked.

"I say the three of us form our own alliance to stop them. If we let them go about their way, they'll take all of us down. They've probably learned from past alliances, and that's why they've lasted this long.

"And I'm going to do my best to protect you guys. Another alliance. They won't see it coming. So….what do you guys think?"

"I'd say I'll follow you no matter what you do." Charlie said. "I'm in."

"And you can definitely count me in, big bro!" Wendy added. "But I do have one question."

"What?"

"It'd be the three of us against the six of them. We're outnumbered. Do you think we could get a couple more people to join?"

"We might need to. But if anyone else is gonna help us, it needs to be people we can definitely trust."

The three of them then put their hands in together in agreement. A new alliance is born, ready to take down the evil alliance. Who knows who they'll get to join them.

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"Get ready." Katakuri said. "We're coming for you."

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(Later that night….)

The Vampires sit at the bonfire ceremony for the second time in a row. Dororo was sitting far away from 18, who still hadn't gotten her wallet back yet.

"Tsk tsk." Chris said. "You guys have just been doing terribly. Terrible comedy, theft, and scary vampiresb with one Vampire kissing the million goodbye. Only 8 marshmallows this time."

"Mercy"

"Edward"

"Susie"

"Geralt

"Android 18"

"DIO"

"And Dororo."

This only left Nana and the Nomad. Both stayed strong, and didn't show any fear.

"The act you two had was terrible beyond belief. Do you bot even know the definition of comedy? This was a very close vote. The final marshmallow goes to….

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"...Nana."

Nana looks over at the Nomad, who didn't look sad. All he did was give her a nod.

"Well, it was nice to have you, but now it's time for you to hit the road." Chris told the magic being.

The Nomad nods and confidently walks to the cannon. Once he's in, he looks at his team and gives one last wave of goodbye.

"Looks like we don't need any last words, or words at all." Chris said, pushing the button and sending the Nomad blasting off into the sky.

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"I need to find that camera." Nana said. "Thays all I have left now to remember him. Now it all falls on me. I just hope I'm strong enough to at least do something to stop them. Even if I'm on my own, now. Don't worry, Mr. Nomad, Elena, and especially Popo. I won't let you guys down."

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And scene. I'm sorry to have taken longer than normal to get this posted. I've been busy with work, and I've been very tired, but this is something I love to do. For you guys. But those factors have affected a little bit of how this episode turned out. Please understand that I'm only human. This episode was less about the challenge, and I wanted it to focus a bit on plot progression and character development, so that's why the challenge felt a little short. I also want to save up some fun stuff for the next episode, which is a big one to make up for it.

Thank you to those who sent the messages, and voted in the poll. Now, the Nomad is gone, but the camera he left behind is playing a big role. He was such a kind and understanding character. There's not really much more for him in the plot as of right now, but he might get another chance. A new alliance is now created, but who else will join their ranks? And what will happen within the evil alliance?

Here's a preview for the next episode, and it's gonna be a big one with everyone going all out. Our campers are put into a fantasy simulated tower defense, capture the flag, battle royal-esque video game with fights, power ups, monsters, and more surprises. (Laughs mischievously) But one sad bombshell is gonna drop that you weren't expecting.

Anyway, that's all for this episode. As always, read, review, send in your challenges and messages, and if you wanna discuss something about the story with me, pm me. Constructive criticism is accepted, but don't be harsh about it. In conclusion, stay tuned for the next episode. Stay safe and awesome. This is MemeKing, signing off.