Episode 17: The Amazing Prison Break
Hello. I'm MemeKing the Third, and you're watching Disney Channel. Sponsored by Hetap.
Okay, just kidding. Wow. I'm glad we've come this far. Even with my job keeping me busy for part of it. Six months, and over 9,000 views later. After today, we'll have ten competitors left. It's anyone's game at this point. I'd honestly like to hear your predictions on who you think will win.
1602jaw: Yeah. Susie was a really popular character. Here's to hoping she gets to return for next season.
TheMasterKat: Susie does have a heart of gold. And it looks like DIO's in trouble now. But has that ever stopped any previous villain on this show? He's probably anticipated something like this.
ThelastCyberKnight: Anything Deadpool does is funny. But I felt Susie really stole the show last time. She went out like a boss. And karma seems to be DIO's new best friend.
MasterSaixus: Character development can help more than just one person. But man, I forgot to mention it, but Wendy used her troia spell, temporarily quelling motion sickness, knowing she couldn't get out of this. She only uses it if it's necessary. I added that in the previous episode so others don't get confused.
That guy: Trust me. Things are gonna get more interesting.
Happiness studios: I'd imagine they'd look goofy driving karts. At least Susie went out like a boss.
NeverSafeFromWaluigi: DIO in a tiny go kart just looks funny. I will say that Susie's ranking pretty well, so she's got a big shot at returning.
Okay, let's get started with probably my craziest episode yet.
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"Last time on Total Drama Infinite, it was a race for the ages. Everyone built their own go karts from scratch, and put their poor driving skills to the test in an action packed Mario Kart race. Cinder took the win, and now has a key that will save her from elimination. Having finally had enough of DIO, Susie defied him in a selfless act that saved Geralt. But that cost her the game, and she was sent home. What will DIO do now that he doesn't have her anymore? And what will he do next? Find out on today's insane episode of Total! Drama! Infinite!"
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The episode opens up, and we see Edward waking up. He was also feeling a little grumpy. As he was yawning and stretching, he felt that something was off.
"Ugh, my back is killing me. Feels like I slept on a rock. Huh?" Once he rubs the sleep out of his eyes, they go wide as he realizes one thing.
He wasn't in his cabin. He was now in a small room with bars.
"What the?! What's going on?! Where am I?!"
He looks down and notices that instead of his regular clothes, he was now wearing an orange jumpsuit. Now he was really confused. Looking around, his mind was starting to put the pieces together.
"Wait a minute! Did I…..get arrested?"
Ed then tries to yell out for someone.
"Hello?! Guard?! Guard?! Is anyone there?! Let me out, dammit!"
But he did hear a voice that sounded like it was nearby.
"Edward? Is that you?"
"Wait!" Edward exclaimed. "...Tari?!"
"Yeah. It's me. Are you okay?"
"Yeah, I'm fine. What about you?"
"Honestly…..I'm scared and confused right now. I don't know where we are, or what happened."
Then, the both of them hear another familiar voice.
"This totally reminds me of that one time with those other dudes when we totally did that one thing and everyone busted up laughing because what's his name fell over into that other guy and we were all like-"
I'm gonna stop you right there!" Edward said. "Is that you, Wade?"
"Yeah, it's me." Deadpool answered casually. "I must say…..looks like we're really in a pickle this time. Wonder what we did to deserve confinement. Well, i don't know what you did, but don't get me started on what I've done. "
And then more voices came up.
"I would never think to do something that violated the law." Edgeworth said.
"Relax." Katakuri told them. "This has Chris written all over it. I can sense that we're all close to each other, but as for where, I'm not sure."
"I'm not surprised to see a monster like you locked up where you should be." DIO said. "Considering pirates are wanted criminals and scoundrels."
"You're one to talk, considering all the heinous acts you've committed." Geralt said.
"Can we at least get some answers?" Wendy asked. She was starting to panic. "I don't want to be stuck in here!"
"Okay, let's all just calm down, and take a deep breath." Charlie told them. "There's gotta be some explanation for this."
A moment later, there's a voice coming out of the intercoms in each cell.
"Hello, competitors." Chris's voice said through the intercoms. "Did you all sleep well?"
"Don't give us that!" Cinder yelled. "If anything, we're the ones who should be asking questions!"
"Fair enough." Chris said. "Everyone, welcome to the underground prison of Mantle Dawn."
(I just made the name up on the spot)
"Wait….underground prison?" Spinel asked.
"That's right. Even though this island is identical to the original, this one had an underground prison where the worst of the worst were kept away from the rest of the world. We brought you all here overnight, and are now in the cells where some of the worst criminals across the multiverse were detained."
"There aren't any of those kinds of people here now, is there?" Edgeworth asked.
"Nope. You guys are the only ones down here….sorta."
"Sorta?" What do you mean by sorta?" Wendy asked.
"I'm getting to that." Chris explained. "For this challenge, your goal is to escape your cells and find your way out of the prison. But there's a reason that this place is deemed inescapable. Even if you were to escape your cells, what makes this place impossible to escape is the maze."
"MAZE?!" Everyone exclaimed.
"Yep. Once you escape containment, you'll have to traverse an expansive maze that spans far and wide. Criminals got lost in there. And if they didn't, they succumb to other threats that lie within. Some of those villains are probably still in there."
"So that's what you meant by sorta." Katakuri said.
"Some of the most dangerous villains in all of fiction?" Deadpool said. "Color me interested."
"What other kinds of dangers did they face?" Wendy asked.
"Booby traps, dead ends, monsters, and some special kind of fog that makes you see things." Chris explained. "I'm sure there's more, but that's all the stuff the original owners of this island told me before they handed it over."
"At least it keeps them away from the public." Edgeworth said.
"Anyway, getting back to the point, the first person to escape their cell, escape the maze, and make it out to the entrance where I'll be waiting wins immunity. Also, once you all reach the maze, you must all go your separate ways. Sticking together would be too easy. So good luck, jailbirds, and watch out for baddies. McLean out."
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"Guess that means there's no way to screw with the others." DIO said. "Everyone will be scattered. But I can still win. It won't matter now that Susie is gone. I should've known she'd go rogue, but I still have two other valuable allies. We're still the alliance in this game, and I intend to keep it that way."
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"No prison will be able to contain me." Deadpool said. "I'm just curious what kind of crazy characters are in that maze."
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Even though none of them could see each other, all of their cells were close to each other, so they were able to hear each other's voices.
"Guess we're on our own for this one." Geralt said. "First things first, we need to find a way out of these cells."
Nodding knowingly, Katakuri hesitantly touches the bars of his cell, and his body begins to feel weak and drained, confirming his worst suspicion.
"No doubt about it." Katakuri said. "The bars are made of seastone. Guess that means I can't turn to mochi and slide through it."
They then hear the "shing" of a sword as Deadpool says, "Well then, let's cut through them instead!" The merc uses one of his katanas to slice through the bars, but it didn't make a single mark on them.
"So much for that. Time to skip ahead to plan Q."
"It was pointless to try that." Katakuri told him. "That stuff is harder than diamond. It can't be cut."
Hmm…..maybe I could squeeze through." Spinel said. Given her rubbery body, it wouldn't hurt to try. She then proceeds to try and squeeze her body through the bars, and after a lot of struggling, she manages to get through the bars.
"Hey, I did it!" Spinel exclaimed. This surprised the others.
"You actually got out?!" Charlie asked.
"Yeah! Well, I'm gonna go find that maze! Good luck to the rest of you!"
With that, everyone hears the sound of running get fainter and fainter as Spinel runs off to the maze.
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"I would've been able to do that too if those damn bars weren't made of seastone!" Katakuri said. "Still, I wish her luck."
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"As much as I hope most of them will be alright," Spinel said, "all I have left going for me in this game is to win. That's all i can really do now."
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"Of course that loser would find a way out." DIO said. "But what are we supposed to do? Other than the beds in here, it seems as though Chris didn't leave us with anything to use."
"And if these bars really are indestructible, then it's hopeless." Wendy said.
Luckily, realizing how Spinel escaped, Ed came to a conclusion.
"Don't you get it?" Edward told them. "Spinel used her body's stretchy properties to escape. If we're going to escape, then we'd need to use our own skills. Or at least, we could use mine."
Ed claps his hands, touches the bars, and with a familiar flash of light, he turns the bars into a statue of himself. "Like so. If it's matter, I can manipulate its properties in any way I see fit."
"Wait, did you manage to get out?" Edgeworth asked.
"Yep."
"Do you think you could use your alchemy and get us out of here, too?" Tari asked.
"No problem."
With this, Ed runs to the other cells and does the same thing he did with his cell to theirs. Well, everyone except DIO and Cinder. No way he was gonna help the enemy.
"Thanks." Geralt said, once they were all out of their cells.
"Seems like your alchemy really helped us out again." Katakuri said. "For now, we need to find that maze, and hope we each make it out safely."
They all nod knowingly, and run down through the hallway, to the maze. Only Cinder and DIO were left in their cells.
"Figures." DIO said. "I knew they'd leave me behind. But it doesn't bother me."
"You know they left me behind as well." Cinder told him matter of factly.
"Wait…..what about Deadpool? I assume they left him behind as well."
The both of them expect Deadpool to chime in, but they hear nothing.
"They left you hear as well, didn't they?!" DIO said aloud. "Answer me, you walking tumor!"
Still just silence.
"Why the hell isn't he answering?!" DIO yelled.
"I'd hate to believe it, but I think they freed him." Cinder said.
"Why the hell would they do that?!" Before he could think about that, DIO remembered that their first priority was to get out of their cells. "You know what? We got bigger fish to fry."
DIO brings out his Stand, and proceeds to barrage one of the walls with punches. Finally smashing the wall open, it leads to Cinder's cell.
"Now….let's get going." DIO told her, as his Stand smashes another wall, leading to the hallway. "We're already behind, so let's pick up the pace."
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"I still wonder why they bothered to free Deadpool." DIO said. "They know very well he works for me. My question is...why?"
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While the others run together through the hallway, they see an open door with a lot of light shining from it.
"I assume the maze is just beyond that door." Geralt said.
"I mean, have you seen any other doors in this place?" Edward asked. "It's definitely there."
Before they could go in, there's something that comes out of the door. Well, several somethings. And they freaked most of the competitors out.
They were small, monstrous, creatures that resembled deformed fetuses. (Thats the wiki description said). And they were running towards them.
"WHAT ARE THOSE THINGS?!" Wendy cried.
"They look like some kind of abomination against God!" Katakuri said.
"Kill them with fire!" Edward yelled.
This made the creatures feel threatened,and they began to morph. Now they were bigger, had spikes protruding from their body, and looked like a ghoul.
But one of the competitors was familiar with these beasts.
"Wait." Geralt told them. "That's not how you deal with botchlings. Let me handle this."
The witcher makes a hand sign and uses the Axii spell. The botchlings revert back to their smaller form, and become more calm and docile.
"There. Run along, now"
The botchlings do as they say and scamper away. Everyone stood behind him, stunned at what just happened.
"What did you just do to them, if I may ask." Edgeworth asked.
"Was that some kind of Jedi mind trick?" Deadpool asked.
"No." Geralt explained. "I cast a charm on them. I can lessen the hostility in creatures and people, and have them listen to me for a short time. If I wanted to, I could've had them fight alongside me if I wanted to. But it's a spell I'd prefer not to use very often."
"Geez…." Charlie said worriedly. "We haven't even gone through the maze yet, and already we're encountering threats within it."
"Not to mention those things come from my world." Geralt said. "Who knows what else lies ahead? What if there's threats from worlds that none of us are familiar with?"
"We must not let that small attack discourage us." Katakuri told them. "Spinel is likely already in there, and I'm sure she's fine. Let's go. May luck be on all our sides."
Everyone steps through the door, and the sight they saw was impressive.
The walls of the labyrinth were taller than even Katakuri, and were made of unbreakable stone. There were several entrance paths for them to take, each with different obstacles lying ahead of each. Up above was a ceiling of bedrock.
"What do you have to do to get locked up in this place?" Tari asked, taking it all in. "It looks like finding the exit will be impossible.
"I don't know." Edward answered. "But I want to get this over with so I don't ever have to be sent here again."
"Then we must go our separate ways for now." Katakuri told them. "I hope to see you all at the end. But I sense others in there, so be careful."
"No promises, Donuts." Deadpool said. He then rushes in through one of the entrances.
"Like I said, be careful."
With that, they each go through an entrance, and their journey through Mantle Dawn begins.
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"If those botchlings were any indication of it, I think this might be our toughest challenge yet." Geralt said.
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A couple minutes after everyone went into the maze, DIO and Cinder finally made it to it's entrance.
"Impressive." DIO said. "This prison seems to be bigger than the island itself. But let's not waste any time. The next time you see me, I'll already be the first one out."
"Hmph. Then prove you're not all talk, then." Cinder told him as she went through one of the entrances.
"I will." And then DIO enters the maze as well.
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"I'm not all talk." DIO said. "I mean, have you seen how many people I've been responsible for eliminating? That speaks for itself."
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We see Tari treading carefully through the maze, looking around nervously. After seeing how scary those botchlings were, she didn't want to see anything else like that. And Chris did tell them about dangerous villains from other worlds running about in there.
"Just gotta keep walking." She told herself. "Just keep calm and try to find the way out."
Without realizing it, while she was walking, things began to get foggy. And cold. Tari began to shiver with chills. The prison jumpsuit didn't help, surprisingly.
"W-why is i-it so c-cold here?" She said through chattering teeth.
She didn't know it, but the fog was starting to make her see things. Up ahead, she saw someone, and tried to make out who it was. The fog cleared a tiny bit, and what she saw...was herself.
"Is that….me?!" She said.
But it didn't look quite like her. She was kind of shorter, a little more cartoony looking, and was smiling and waving at her. And it was a very creepy smile.
"Um...what is this? This is weird." Tari said nervously.
This version of herself that she saw then began to transform. This illusion then began to morph into a giant scorpion.
"This has just gotta be an illusion, just like Chris said, right?!" She said, now really scared for her life.
But it sure didn't feel like an illusion, when the scorpion tries to impale her with its tail. Tari luckily jumps out of the way, not wanting to find out if it is. After that, she starts running away quickly,
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Tari was seen shaking in fear. "I really hate Chris right now."
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If you thought that Tari was struggling in there, most of the others werent having it any easier. There was more than visual illusions. Charlie was running away from a giant boulder coming towards her, Edgeworth was taking careful steps to avoid stepping on traps that would shoot spears out of the wall. Geralt was facing down a fire breathing dragon, and sliced its head clean off. DIO was destroying whole hordes of botchlings with no struggle.
Katakuri was making sure to avoid all threats within. He used his Observation Haki to help guide him, and sense the presence of almost everything and everyone in there. He senses the danger everyone is going through, but sighed, knowing there was nothing he could do for them right now. He especially hoped Charlie and Wendy wete okay.
But now, in front of him, there was a threat that the pirate couldn't avoid. In front of him was a massive snake.
"But now, I guess I have to worry about myself." Katakuri said, looking up at the serpent. "Been a while since I've killed something. Hope I'm not too rusty."
Using his powers, he pulls his trident, Mogura, out of his body. (His mochi body allows him to store items in it) He then turns his arm into mochi and begins twisting the arm holding the weapon.
Jumping towards the snake, he untwists his arm, with the trident now turning into a powerful drilling stab.
"MOCHI THRUST!"
This blows a hole through the serpent's torso, and it falls to the ground dead.
"Geez." Katakuri said, putting his weapon back inside his body. "I barely tried for that one."
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Honestly, with people as strong as me, and people like Deadpool who can't die, Chris thinks he can throw whatever he wants at us." Katakuri said. "But it seems to me he's losing his touch."
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Cinder was looking kind of frustrated. Walking through the maze, it gave her some time to think. Here she was, being DIO's most loyal ally throughout most of the game. And yet, some of the toughest opponents, like Geralt and Katakuri, were still in the game. They could've been gone already, but DIO likes to do things in his own special way. Other tough cookies such as Tatsumaki and 18 were easy to eliminate, so why was this different?
As of late, DIO was starting to get her last nerves. The reason she wanted to work with him in the first place was to rule this game, but she was beginning to wonder who really was running the show.
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"This game would've been easier if we'd done things my way." Cinder said. "When he got to pick who left, he chose some kid just to teach her a lesson. My patience is beginning to run short."
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"Huh? Who are you?" Spinel asked.
Spinel had hid a dead end, and came across a villain from another world.
The person was a muscular man with olive green skin and flaming red hair. He had black and silver armor, a red cape, with him, he carried a giant sword.
"Oh? My name is Ganondorf." He said. "And I don't take kindly to strangers down here. I've finally broken free and I'm looking for a way out. But now…." Ganondorf then points his sword towards Spinel.
"...I can take a break and blow off some steam."
"Oh, so you're looking for a fight, huh?" Spinel asked him, stretching her fists to giant size. "Then let's brawl, Ganon-dork!"
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"Damn! Another dead end!" Edward cried. "Where is the way out?!"
After all of the walking, Ed hit his fourth dead end.
"You said you were looking for the way out, hm?"
Edward turned around and saw an unfamiliar figure. It was a man in silver, bladed, samurai armor. He wore a helmet with a mask that covered his mouth, a purple cape, and had gauntlets with sharp claws at the end.
"Huh? Are you that Wolverine guy that Deadpool is always talking smack about?" Edward asked.
"No, you fool!" The man said. "I am Shredder. And I demand that you show me the way out! If you refuse….then you will exit this prison in a body bag."
"No way, pal!" Edward replied. He touches the ground and makes a spear from it, expecting a fight. "I ain't taking orders from a punk like you!"
"Then it looks like I have to do this hard way." Shredder said, baring his claws. "Do your worst….runt."
And that's what set Ed off. This next scene was removed by the author due to how violent it was.
A few minutes later, Shredder was seen on the ground, all beaten up and defeated. Edward stood triumphant, but still very furious.
"DON'T YOU EVER CALL ME SMALL AGAIN! I'M AN ADULT, DAMMIT! CALL ME SMALL AGAIN, AND I'LL BURY YOU A THOUSAND FEET UNDER!"
Finally calming down, Ed dusts himself off and keeps looking for the exit.
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"The next time someone calls me short in any capacity, I'll send them flying straight into the stratosphere!" Ed fumed.
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"Ho hum, it's a wonderful day for killing!" Deadpool sang, leaving a massive pile of dead monsters in his wake. As he was making his way through the prison, he couldn't help but wonder how quiet it was. And that led him to think how alone he felt right now.
Sure he made friends with some of the people here. He liked Ed and Katakuri, and their friends, and his wife Shiklah, but he just wished he could still hang out with the first true friend. I mean, Ed's advice from a couple episodes ago had been running around deep in the merc's warped mind. It then made him think how much he hates DIO. Who knows, as long as he didn't get out of the maze first, then DIO's as good as gone.
"Man, wonder how Spinel is doing." He said to himself. "Maybe
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Wendy was backing away slowly in fear from who was facing her down.
One who towered over her was an overly muscular man with spiky green hair, baggy white pants, and a blank, murderous look in his eyes. (It's the original Broly)
"Why are you running, little girl?!" Bro my asked, walking closer and closer to her. "I just want to play a game. It's called 'DIE'!"
But Wendy was too busy to tell him that that joke was terrible. He intimidated her, sure, but she didn't want to run away, when this was a chance to hopefully put her training to good use.
"Are you just all talk and no action?!" Broly asked. He then kicked Wendy with enough force to send her crashing into the wall.
"Ha ha ha, little girl go crash!"
"You're one cruel jerk, Chris." Wendy said, getting the strength to get back up.
Looking up at Broly, she takes a deep breath and remembers what she learned. Just like Katakuri, her arms are coated in a black armor. She was using Armament Haki!
After that, she uses one of her enchantments, to power up her enhanced arms.
"Power of the stout arms that tears heaven…Ile Arms!"
She then lunges towards Broly, and her Haki and magic enhanced arms get cloaked in a whirlwind, and strikes him with her fingers.
"Sky Dragon's Crushing Fang!"
The impact causes the massive Saiyan to go flying through multiple walls. There was no way it killed him, but he was surely not going to be back up for a few minutes.
"Wow…." Wendy said, looking at her arm as it turned back to normal. "Thanks, Katakuri. Maybe just now, I improved, just a little bit."
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"If only he could've seen me." Wendy said. "I'm sure he'd be proud of me."
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We flash over several scenes of how some of the other contestants were faring.
DIO was seen smashing through walls with his Stand, preferring to take the easy way to the end.
"At least I have the punch, to back up my talk."
Charlie was seen scorching giant rats that were chasing her. Cinder shot down giant birds that were trying to swoop down on her. Edgeworth was busy trying to run from a flood that was coming for him. Tari had just narrowly avoided walls that were closing in on her.
Katakuri, though, had been busy facing a giant stone golem that was blocking his way. After one Power Mochi, the beast crumbled to pieces.
"Come on, with monsters this weak, how do you expect to keep criminals trapped down here? Huh?"
He then noticed ahead of him that there was a staircase that went up.
"Could that lead to the exit?"
There was only one way for him to find out. He climbs the stairs and comes across a door at the top. It said 'EXIT' in big red letters.
"Is this really the end?" He asked skeptically. "Or is this just a sick trick?"
Stepping through the door, he came across a room with monitors showing footage from different sections of the prison.
"Congratulations, Katakuri." Chris said, walking up to him. "You were the first to escape the prison. Invincibility is yours tonight."
"Well….that's good." Katakuri said. He then looked at the monitors. "But in all honesty, that prison isn't that good at detaining anyone. In my world, there's an underwater prison that's about a hundred times more deadly than that."
"Hey, I didn't build the prison." Chris said defensively. "It just came with the island. And you're a freaking strong guy, so it's no wonder you breezed through it."
"Well, can I at least change out of this jumpsuit? I'm still surprised you manage to find clothes in my size."
Chris shook his head. "Nope. You have to stay here and wait until everyone else gets out of there. So grab a seat and watch the show."
"I hope you guys are alright." He muttered.
A moment later, someone else comes through the door. It was Edgeworth. He was out of breath, and his jumpsuit was a little tattered, but other than that, he was mostly unharmed.
"If I wanted to, I'd have that prison condemned and shut down" Edgeworth huffed.
"Hey, you wanna take another look at those contracts you guys signed?" Chris said smugly. "Because you don't have a leg to stand on."
The prosecutor just grumbles as he goes and sits down next to Katakuri.
"At least it's over." Katakuri told him.
"Tell that to the nightmares I might have after this."
After that, Cinder is the next one to exit the prison.
"Good job, Cinder. Unfortunately, Edgeworth and Katakuri already beat you to it."
"Well, which of them won?!" Cinder asked furiously.
"That would be me." Katakuri told her.
"Rrrrgggghhh!"
(Meanwhile….)
Geralt defeats a whole swarm of dragons with one slash. He jumped in the air and sliced their heads clean off like wet paper. After that, he finally reached the exit.
"Nice job, Geralt." Chris said. "I mean, that should be a cakewalk for you. Isn't monster killing your profession?"
"It was nothing." Geralt said humbly. "It's just good to know I've still got it."
A second later, everyone hears a giant roar that shakes the entire prison.
"What was that?!" Edgeworth asked.
Looking out the window, they see a massive, green, boar looking monster with horns and giant swords. Ganondorf had turned into his demon king form. He was so big that he towered over the entire maze.
Suddenly, Edward busts down the door, having finally escaped the prison.
"Who is that?!" He asked.
"Seems like Ganondorf was kept down here." Chris said.
"How can you be so casual about that?!" Katakuri yelled. "That thing looks extremely dangerous!"
Ganon is swinging his swords and stomps the ground. This causes huge chunks of the prison to fall apart and collapse. The structural foundation of it is starting to crumble as well.
"Well, you had better do something about it." Edgeworth told Chris. "If anyone in there dies, then I can have you held accountable and put on trial."
"Okay, okay, I'll do something!" The host said. He then looks at the monitor and sees that most of the remaining competitors were close to the exit. Well, except for one.
Spinel was seen trying to take on Ganon, but she was fighting a losing battle. Ganon was just too strong for her. Probably even stronger than Megatron. (I don't know for sure)
"EVERYONE LISTEN!" Chris yelled through the loudspeaker. "ALL OF YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE AS SOON AS POSSIBLE! DUE TO AN UNFORSEEN THREAT, YOU NEED TO GET OUT OF THERE IMMEDIATELY, IF YOU VALUE YOUR LIVES!"
Everyone left in the prison looks and sees Ganon wrecking the place.
"Wait….he's not lying?!" Charlie said.
"Well, isn't this just dandy?" Edward said sarcastically.
"Ugh, what is that thing?" DIO asked. "But I'm getting out of here. Hopefully that thing kills some of these losers. That'll make the game a lot easier."
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"Hate me all you want, I won't sugarcoat anything." DIO said. "I don't care what you all think about me. What matters is me standing at the top once this whole game is said and done."
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"Well, would you look at that, it's Ganon." Deadpool said casually. "Looks like MemeKing let his imagination run wild again."
Charlie was simply scrambling to get to the exit, but on the way encountered Wendy and Tari.
"Wait up, you guys!" Charlie said.
The both of them turn around when they hear her voice.
"Charlie!" Tari said. "We need to get out of here quickly!"
"Look!" Wendy pointed ahead and they saw a path that opened up due to Ganon's rampage. "Let's hurry!"
As the three of them were running, they encountered a couple of familiar faces. It was Edward and DIO.
"Why would you even keep someone like that down here?!" Ed exclaimed.
"High security prison my ass." DIO scoffed. "Good luck trying to keep something like that trapped down here!"
The five of them had now finally managed to reach the safe zone, and get to the exit. Once they reach it, they all fall on top of each other.
"We...finally made it!" Wendy said through short breaths.
"Are you guys alright?!" Katakuri asked.
"Yeah….we're fine." Charlie said, going up to him and hugging him. "I'm glad you're safe, too."
"Well, of course. I got here before everyone else."
"You WHAT?!" DIO snapped. That was just great. His worst enemy there had taken the win. And that leaves him in a really precarious position.
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"Damn it all to hell!" DIO yelled. "Now that freak is safe! Where does that leave me?! Once this is all over, I need to think of something!"
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"Looks like he's at the end of his rope." Katakuri said.
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Deadpool was one of the few people left in the prison. He was taking his time trying to get out, since he knew he couldn't die. But as he's walking and whistling, something grabs his attention.
Spinel was seen on the ground, looking like she took heavy battle damage. Ganon was standing over her, one of his swords raised up high, ready to land a killing blow. Spinel didn't even try to get up. She just decided to give up, and accept her fate.
But the mercenary wasn't going to let that happen. He rushes over to her and Ganon.
Everyone was watching what he was doing through the monitors.
"What is he doing?!" DIO asked.
"He's either being really brave, or being very stupid." Geralt said.
"No…" Wendy told them, "he's helping a friend."
Just as Ganon is about to hit Spinel, Deadpool jumps in and blocks with one of his katanas.
"DORIYAH!"
"What?!" Spinel asked, shocked from what she just saw.
"Back away from my friend, you overgrown pig!" Deadpool yelled.
For the both of them, time seemed to slow down. And Spinel's mind flashed back to the terrible things she said to Deadpool.
"And now I'm all alone, again. "
"Don't bother. Don't even talk to me anymore. You're just another DIO."
"Why don't you just go back to DIO since he's so much better to hang around with than me!"
"If you experience what I've been through all my life, you'll see that it will take more than a sorry to fix anything."
"Wait….you're helping me?" Spinel asked. "Even after everything that's happened?"
Deadpool looked back towards her while still holding off Ganon. "Of course. Even after all of that, you're still my friend. But everything you said to me was true. I was being like DIO, but not anymore! When this is said and done, I'm cutting ties with him!"
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DIO was seen shouting incomprehensible obscenities in Japanese, and was red in the face. (I know he's British, but since he's from an anime, I thought this would be funny)
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And with that, Deadpool takes his holy katanas, and…..
(Author's note: Wait a minute! Your weapons aren't holy!)
"Just write it down that they are!" Deadpool said. "Everyone who's played the Legend of Zelda knows that only holy weapons can kill Ganon. Do it!"
Sigh. Deadpool takes his "holy" katanas, leaps up into the air, and steps them into Ganon's chest.
"You must die!" Deadpool yelled in his best Ganon Cdi impression.
The beast lets out a pained screech and falls to ground in defeat. The impact causes the bedrock ceiling of the prison to start crumbling down.
"Come on!" Deadpool said. He picks up Spinel, throws her over his shoulder, and then he cheeses it the hell out of there to the exit. With the prison mostly demolished, they could see the exit to the prison in plain sight.
"Don't worry, pal! The exit is just over there!"
Just as a huge portion of the ceiling comes close to hitting them, they get through the door.
All he sees is Chris and everyone else was just staring in shock.
"Oh...good to see you guys are okay."
A moment later, the prison behind them completely breaks apart and caves in on itself. (Keep in mind, the area they were in was completely safe)
After setting Spinel on the ground, Wendy goes up to her and uses her magic to help treat any injuries she got.
"Hey….thanks. For saving me." Spinel said. "But why?"
"Didn't I say it before?" Deadpool told her. "We're friends, right?"
He looks at Edward, and he gives the merc a thumbs up.
"But I was wrong to do it all in the first place. I made a terrible mistake, and that's saying something. But as of now, no more lies, no more secrets, none of that. I meant everything I said before. I probably don't deserve it, but….do you think we could be friends again?"
They were all surprised to hear this speech from him. A couple of them were even tearing up. Even….me. (Sniff)
How does Spinel answer this? She stretches her arm to him and pulls him into a hug.
'Sure thing, you dummy."
The both of them then fist bumb as the others cheer for them.
Well, except for one person.
"Well, isn't this quite the happy ending?" DIO said. Everyone went silent from his question.
The vampire then looks towards Deadpool. "But you're forgetting something. What was that you said in the prison about cutting ties with me? You're going down the same path as Susie. Because as far as I know, you're not bailing out on me. You know very well what I'd do if you were to do that. Where are you gonna go? Besides her, who else do you have to back you up?"
"Oh, I'm not too worried." Deadpool told him. "Because you're not the only alliance in this game. Everyone else here besides Spinel and Geralt, are in this alliance that's been trying to take you down!"
The other members of this group looked at each other nervously. On top of giving DIO the business, he was revealing their alliance to him.
"Um, maybe you should quit while you're ahead." Tari told him. But Deadpool was on fire. He was doing what he does best. Running his mouth.
"Now it's seven of us against you and Cinder. You thought you'd get the last laugh, but it was I, Deadpool!"
DIO was so furious, he didn't know what to be mad about. Deadpool just pulled a Susie and quit, he got his friend back, there was a whole alliance out to get him….and Deadpool just stole his catchphrase.
"Well, everyone. What a day that was." Chris said. He then gestures to an elevator that's in the safe room. "Now, let's get the heck out of here. I'll see you all at elimination tonight. Remember, Katakuri won the challenge, so you can't vote for him."
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"Way to tell him." Katakuri said. "But now it seems he knows about us. But then again, he stands no chance against us, especially now. And it won't even matter because he's as good as gone after this."
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"See? What'd I tell you?" Edward said. "Things take time. Good for him. And I'm glad we can put this crazy prison behind us.
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After that, they were all finally above ground again, and away from that prison. They all finally got changed back into their regular clothes.
DIO was at the dock pacing back and forth, with a look of worry on his face. He was deep in thought trying to figure out what to do about tonight.
"You keep stressing like that, and it's going to harm your health."
DIO turns to see Cinder standing there.
"You're right." DIO told her. "It seems that Susie set a bad precedent. And what's worse is that that pelican eel is also safe. And also..."
You could practically see the lightbulb glow above his head. "Well, there is one way…"
He then whispers something into her ear.
"I guess…." Cinder said, sounding a bit skeptical. "But on one condition. You owe me. Just know that if I come to you for a favor."
"My dear, this is why you were always my favorite." DIO told her, getting that confident smirk of his. "Now they're really in for a surprise tonight."
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That night, everyone was gathered at the bonfire. They were all very confident in themselves. But they did notice DIO wasn't all that scared. They didn't know what was coming.
"Quite the crazy day." Chris told the group. "A prison break, a colorful cast of villains, and a friendship probably even stronger than before. The votes were not all that surprising. Now let's get to the main event."
"Katakuri, you won today's challenge, so you get the first marshmallow."
He tosses him the marshmallow, and the pirate casually catches it in his fanged mouth. He then continues to call out the rest of their names.
"Charlie"
"Geralt"
"Cinder"
"Tari"
"Edward"
"Wendy"
"Edgeworth"
"And Spinel"
That left Deadpool and DIO in the bottom two without marshmallows.
"DIO, Deadpool, this is the final marshmallow of the night. Deadpool, your actions today were very noble of you, but it put a major target on you. DIO, the target on you is bigger. You've orchestrated many eliminations, and even the viewers hate you."
"Readers." Deadpool corrected.
"Quiet. Anyway, the final marshmallow goes to….."
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"NOW WAIT JUST A DAMN MINUTE!"
Everyone turns to see DIO standing up, looking very sure of himself.
"Hate to burst your bubble," DIO said, "But I won't be leaving tonight."
"Oh yeah?" Edward asked. "Why's that?"
Everyone gasps as DIO pulls out the key that Cinder won in the Mario Kart race.
"Wait….you have it?!" Charlie asked.
"OBJECTION!" Edgeworth yelled. "How did you manage to get a hold of that key?! Is he even allowed to use it?!"
"Only as long as Cinder willingly gave it to him, then it's fine." Chris said. "You did give it to him, right?"
"I did." Cinder answered.
"Then that means…." Spinel said.
"You sick bastard!" Katakuri growled.
"Exactly." DIO said, confirming their worst suspicions. "I'm safe. And going by that logic, the next person with the most votes….IS NONE OTHER THAN DEADPOOL!"
He then turns towards him and cheekily sticks his tongue out at him. "Sorry, but you're eliminated. Thanks for playing my game."
Deadpool, honestly, took it well. He just stands up, and gives DIO a pat on the back.
"Well played." Deadpool said. "But just like Susie said, you won't win. Because me and her have something that you lack." As he said that, he looked over at his friends, and then towards Spinel.
"Get real." DIO scoffed. "In the end, it was I who won the ba-"
Deadpool interrupts DIO's monologue by punching him in the gut so hard that the vampire drops to the ground in pain and throws up.
"At least people like it when I run my mouth." Everyone cheers for him after this.
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"Now DIO really is going to pay!" Spinel seethed.
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"I guess….I failed." Katakuri said, looking upset with himself. "I should've known he'd do something like this. I got too cocky. I promised to protect him and the others, but….I just couldn't. I'm sure we'll bounce back from this, but this is something I can't forgive myself for."
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After that, Deadpool was loaded into the cannon. But he was still feeling in high spirits.
"Man, the readers aren't gonna like this." Deadpool said. "But we all know I'm coming back for next time."
"There better not be a next time!" Edward said.
"Well….so long you guys. Kick DIO's butt for me. And for everyone else he took out."
"Things aren't going to be the same without you." Tari said.
"We won't let you down!" Wendy said.
"Don't you worry!" Spinel said. "I'm going to go all the way to the end! You can bet on that!"
"That's good to hear. And Spinel….thanks for everything. Just know you got other friends here by your side, but I'm still top of that list."
With that, Chris pushed the button, and Deadpool was sent flying through the air. "But as he was flying, he left one last message.
"THAT'S ALL FOLKS!"
"Too bad." DIO said to Katakuri. "You suffered a heavy blow today. And now that I know your secret, I now know specifically who to set my sights on."
"Don't forget." Katakuri replied. "It's two versus six. And you're not gonna beat me, let alone them. Just watch your back."
"As should you, dogtooth."
After glaring at each other for a couple more seconds, both turn away, and everyone heads off to their cabins.
But DIO was not gonna give up yet. Katakuri may be strong on his own,
but he just showed his hand too early. His friends and, especially that demon and the mage, were his key weakness. And just like Jonathan, he was going to leave him alone and defenseless.
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Man, you all are gonna hate me after this. I know I just eliminated practically everyone's favorite character. But his arc and his story were finished. But there are more plot threads we have yet to finish.
Wow. DIO had Cinder give him the invincibility key...but for a price.
Deadpool: Tch. Yeah. Who knows what that could lead to?
At least it wasn't all bad. You got your friend back, and everyone has more resolve to try harder.
Deadpool: Yeah. Even Donuts seems torn about it.
Yeah. Also, I wanted to make an announcement to all you readers. I wanted to drop a little more info about next season, so listen closely.
After thinking about it long and hard, I really want to make this next story bigger and better, so I'm doing a little tweaking with the cast. Don't worry, no one is getting replaced. I just wanted to increase it a tiny bit. After thinking about it for a while, I want next season's roster to be bigger than the original 26 of this one. There is two more newbies that didn't quite make the cut, joining the original twelve I picked, so it will be fourteen newbies instead. Who are they?
Mae Borowski, the Troubled Cat (Night in the Woods)
Allen Walker, the Exorcist (D. Gray Man)
Now the cast is really getting interesting. I liked these ideas originally, and I wanted to add them so bad. So the ones who sent these in, i hope you're excited.
Don't fret. Remember the honorable mentions I had? I'm still keeping them in mind for the future.
Not only are there fourteen newbies, I've now upped it to fourteen returnees as well, to keep it even. I also tweaked the poll so you could vote for that much. Hopefully, your favorite character gets to return, so every vote counts.
Deadpool: And we all know I'm probably at the top.
Don't jinx it. Anyway, I hope you all enjoyed the episode, read and review, you know the drill. Next time we're going to have a game show. But what will the game be? All I'll say is that it's another automatic elimination.
Plus, I've got some challenges that some of you suggested that are coming soon. There's a Halloween themed challenge, a mountain climbing obstacle course, and most of all….a killing game. Puhuhuhuhuhu! And more coming soon.
Deadpool: I wish them the best of luck with all that. Well, until next time, stay awesome. This is Deadpool, signing off!
Hey! Quit stealing catchphrases. Sigh. This is MemeKing, signing off.