Warning: This fic contains farting. If you are not a fan of these types of fics, then just ignore it. I'm just writing these fics for fun and humor in these dark times we are in.

You have been warned.

With that said let's begin!

It was a nice and peaceful day in BeachCity. The crystal gems were sitting in the kitchen and enjoying some cookie cat ice creams that Steven had made and left for them.

Even Pearl was surprisingly eating them, having kind of overgrown her discomfort of eating human food.

"Hmmm," Pearl moaned, slowly taking a nibble of her cookie cat. "These things are delicious! I can't believe I ever avoided eating human food before!"

"See what you were missing P?" Amethyst smiled as she stuffed a cookie cat in her throat.

"You know, I can't think of a better way to spend this lovely day than with you guys," Pearl added looking at garnet and Amethyst with a smile.

Suddenly, Amethyst smirked. "I can."

Then she lifted her butt and a loud five second trumpet fart announced itself from it.

She breathed a sigh of relief. "Oh, yeah, that felt good."

Pearl covered her nose from the terrible smell and glared at Amethyst in disgust. "Amethyst was that really necessary?!"

"Uh, yeah it was!" Amethyst stated, letting out another three second toot. "I gotta get the gas outta my system, Let it all go, you know?"

As Amethyst continued letting out multiple farts and making the air smellier, Pearl rolled her eyes in annoyance and groaned. "Garnet, can you believe this?"

Garnet shrugged when she suddenly let out a loud fart of her own.

Pearl stared at her in shock. "Garnet!"

Garnet smiled. "Actually, Amethyst is right! I have seen humans do it too and now that I have done it for myself, it is quite relieving!"

"Whoa! Nice one, Garnet!" Amethyst exclaimed, smiling widely. "Do you still feel gassy?"

Garnet felt more pressure in her belly. "By the painful feeling in my belly, then yes, I do believe I need to pass more wind."

"What?! Don't be as gross as Amethyst!" Pearl scolded her, frowning.

"Ah, don't listen to her! Trust me it's relieving!" Amethyst beamed letting out another 7 second toot. "It will really make you feel better!"

Garnet beamed. "She does have a point there, Pearl. Can't go wrong with that!"

Amethyst and Garnet continued letting out a multitude of farts with some being loud, others small and others being smelly all while Pearl watched them from the table in annoyance and disgust.

"I can't believe them! First Amethyst, and Garnet too?! How on earth could they find this activity so pleasing?"

However, Pearl didn't want to admit it, but she was starting to have a painful bloating feeling in her belly as well like she had to fart as well. But she would never ever do a disgusting thing like that. A sophisticated Pearl like her? Farting? No never!"

Garnet let out a 5 second toot and Amethyst praised her.

"Woo! Nice one, Garnet! You're just as good as me!" She then let out a loud fart of her own.

She then the two heard moaning and their faces morphed into that of concern when they saw Pearl on the ground clutching her belly.

"Yo, P, you okay?" Amethyst asked.

"Huh, oh, I'm fine! I'm fine!" Pearl lied, chuckling nervously as she clutched her belly. "Just feel a little cramp in my stomach area, that's all."

Then her stomach rumbled loudly, causing her to blush.

A rumbling stomach? A pain in the belly? When Amethyst put all these pieces together, she smiled widely and her face morphed into an ecstatic expression.

"Oh my god! Pearl has to fart! Pearl has to fart!" Amethyst exclaimed. To her, this was like a historic occasion.

"What? No I don't!" Pearl shouted defensively, even though the rumbling in her belly contradicts this and she blushed even harder.

"Aw, come Pearl! It's nothing to be ashamed about!" Amethyst comforted her before a loud 10 second fart escaped from her. "Everyone farts! If even Garnet can do it, then you can too!"

Garnet nodded before letting out an explosive fart of her own.

"It's okay, Pearl," she reassured her. "Just let it out. You'll feel better afterwards. Trust us."

Hearing those comforting words and seeing that she couldn't even hold it in anymore, Pearl finally accepted.

"Oh, okay fine!"

She then lifted her leg and let out the biggest, most loudest fart any of the crystal gems had ever seen or heard. It was more powerful than Amethyst and Garnet combined. It lasted for a whopping 30 whole seconds and shook the entire house.

When it was over, Garnet and Amethyst stood there looking stunned, while Pearl blushed and rubbed the back of her head nervously.

"Well, t-t-t-that came out more powerfully than I thought," she stammered.

"That was…. Awesome!" Amethyst exclaimed. "Pearl, I didn't even know you had it in you!"

Garnet gave Pearl a thumbs up.

"Well, I-" a twenty second toot escaped from her rear, puffing up her blue jeans, which made her blush harder.

"Aw, yeah Pearl!" Amethyst cheered before she let out a small toot of her own. "Let's keep this fart train moving!"

And so the gems continued farting, including Pearl, much to her dismay.

But this fart frenzy wasn't over yet. Not by a long mile….