Opal had finished her stretches and sighed of relief after letting out one last enormous fart.
Then she diffused back into Pearl and Amethyst.
"Well, it's nice to finally be rid of these farts," Pearl smiled, looking relieved.
"Aw man," Amethyst moaned, looking at her butt in sadness. She grunted and attempted to fart more but to no avail. "I wanted to release more butt bombs."
"Well, look on the bright side, Amethyst," Pearl smiled, placing an arm around her. "Now this fic can end and we no longer have to humiliate ourselves in front of-"
"Yo! Hold up!" Amethyst instantly brightened as she ran into the kitchen. "Don't worry, P! This fic ain't over yet!"
Pearl sighed, as she tapped her foot impatiently. "Amethyst, what on earth are you doing?"
"I'm saving this fic!" Amethyst exclaimed, as she came back with a giant burrito filled to the brim with beans.
She swallowed it whole and after a few seconds, she let out an enormous 10 second toot that puffed up her shorts.
"Ah, yeah! That's the stuff!" She cheered.
Pearl sighed. "I spoke too soon," She muttered.
"Come on, P," Amethyst insisted, letting out another small toot as she handed Pearl another burrito. "Join in on the fun!"
Pearl groaned and reluctantly took the burrito. "Oh, why not? Besides, this author person will make me fart anyway."
Pearl ate the burrito and then let out a deep pitch poot of her own.
"Woo! Yeah, Pearl! Let's start this train up once more!" Amethyst cheered, a loud five second toot escaping her.
Suddenly Garnet entered the room with a smile on her face upon seeing Pearl and Amethyst farting.
"Are you two passing wind again?"
"Yeah!" Amethyst beamed, letting out a long and wet fart. "Wanna join in?"
"Oh, why not?" Garnet smiled and ate the burrito and then started farting again herself. "And you know I've been wondering… we've seen Sugilite fart and Opal fart, so don't you think it's time we see Sardonyx fart?"
"What?" Pearl exclaimed, an enormous deep pitch escaping from her, making her blush.
"Oooooh, yeah!" Amethyst grinned widely at the idea. "Let's make it happen!"
"What do you say, Pearl?" Garnet asked, lifting her leg and a small poot came out.
Pearl sighed, a five second fart coming out. "Well I already did some ridiculous stuff in this fic and fused with Amethyst to fart, so why not?"
Garnet smiled and prepared to do her fusion dance, when a long six second fart came out. "Let's do this."
And so Pearl and Garnet did their fusion dance while letting out a swarm of farts while Amethyst watched them excitedly.
When her vision returned, there stood Sardonyx making a grand entrance.
"Hello, y'all! The lovely and entertaining Sardonyx is here and boy does she have some toots for you!" she stated.
She then bent low and let out an enormous twenty second fart that puffed up the back of her pants. "Woo wee! Did that feel nice!"
Amethyst rolled her eyes at this and smirked. "You call that a fart? Here let me show you how a real fart is done."
Amethyst then bent down, placing both her hands on her butt. She then let out a massive fart that lasted thirty seconds that shook the whole room.
Afterwards, she sighed with relief. "Now that's what I call a real fart!" she smirked.
"Now would you look at that?" Sardonyx looked insulted, letting out a small toot. "Apparently, this Amethyst thinks she can fart better than me!"
"Um, I don't think. I know it!" Amethyst stated confidently, letting out a fart that puffed up her shorts.
"Well then why don't we find out in our little contest I just created which I'd like to call: 'Who Can Fart Better? A Fusion or an Amethyst?'" Sardonyx asked.
"Bring it!" Amethyst grinned.
Then Sardonyx turned to the audience with a warning. "You better plug your noses, ladies and gentlemen, this could get smelly."
With those words said, Sardonyx and Amethyst started letting out a flurry of farts, some loud, some long, some short and some being just really smelly.
Suddenly Peridot entered the house. "Okay, clods I'm back," she announced. "I finally remembered what I came for and you better-"
She paused and looked stunned and disgusted upon the sight of Sardonyx and Amethyst ripping out a storm of farts and showed no sign of slowing down.
"Ew, nevermind, i'll come back later," she plugged her nose and left. "That author better pay me double for this second cameo cause I swear from what I've seen this fic just keeps getting weirder and weirder."