Lover Boy
By
R'soriginalusername
Chapter 1: Boy's gotta Secret
Diclaimer: I don't own Beyblade or Pokemon. I however own the pot.
Warning: Crack, Attempted humor, Anime logic, Proceed at your own risk.
Max noticed the forlorn smile on his face. He also noticed the way he kissed the reservation ticket of a restaurant. If he recalled it correctly, his dad bought the same ticket for his twentieth anniversary. He'd heard that it takes one five months to actually get a hold of a ticket. Let alone waiting for the actual date of reservation.
A hand waved in front of him. "Earth to Maxie, are you still in milky way?"
He frowned at their manager, "Yeah, unfortunately."
Hillary followed his gaze and sent him a teasing smirk.
"What's that look for?"
"Nothing~ But the captain said you're next."
Max looked at the captain and wished he didn't. Mr. Sourpuss was glaring daggers at him. Lucky for him Kai didn't have laser vision, so he was very much alive. Phew.
The match went well. They won as usual. Because if they did one thing well that is not 'not-getting-along,' it is beyblading. The love for the sport is the reason they're still together.
They were sitting together doing their homework at Kenny's room. This was planned straight after the match ended, everyone agreed except Ray and Kai. Ray didn't go to school and Kai was too cool to bother.
"So, Tyson didn't came?" Max said.
"Really? We didn't noticed." Hillary said as her pen moved smoothly across the notebook's surface.
"He agreed to join us. Right?"
Kenny and Hillary sighed collectively, something they both do a lot when in the presence of bladebreakers.
"Do your homework Max." Hillary said with finality.
Max scoffed these two didn't understand that sneaky bastard was hiding something and Max didn't want to be right about the reason.
Kenny's phone went off and he picked up the call. "Hello, Tyson?"
The other two sat up like a cheetah that spotted his prey, and with the speed of one Max snatched the phone from Kenny and put it on speakers.
"What the hell?" Kenny gave the blonde a flabbergasted look, who simply beckoned him continue.
"What wrong Kenny?" Tyson said from the phone.
"Nothing, why'd you called. Thought you'll join us here?"
"Actually…." He let out a breathy sigh, "I've somt- like, some important business-"
"Oh," Max said earning a smack from Hillary.
"That's unusual,' Kenny said.
"I know right," he giggled like a love-sick girl causing the listeners to gag.
"What is that business, you talk about?"
"hn? Oh n- nothing i- important," he paused when a woman's voice said something, "Bye guys! One love from Tyson! My fan-" the call ended.
"That was weird-" Kenny didn't get to complete hi sentence.
Max jumped up, "See, I told you something's fishy!"
Hillary scratched her chin in thought, "no you didn't. But I agree he is hiding something."
Kenny went back to his work. "That is none of our business."
"So what's your guess?" The blonde said to the girl ignoring Kenny's well placed advice.
"It's an affair with an older woman." The brunette said with enthusiasm, her eyes alight with interest.
"Idk about that but he's def, got himself a bi-gal."
"What were you 'bout to say, blondie!"
"Nothing," he sweat dropped, "the important thing is with whom."
"Yeah," Hillary agreed but she still eyed Max with contempt.
"I had an idea, we can hack his face book account."
"Good luck with that, like any of you'll succeed." Kenny scoffed.
"Oh we wouldn't. If we didn't have a super awesome genius with us," Hillary said sweetly.
Kenny stood up in alarm, "No way, that's not happening." He made a cross with his arm as if it will protect him from the other two.
"Aww, come on Kenny. Please…." Max pouted and gave him his best kicked puppy look.
"Oh what's that? My mom's calling. COMING MA! Sorry got to go. Bye see yourself out." He slammed the door behind him.
Max huffed, "well he bailed on us."
"He might've but Tyson won't," upon sensing the blonde's gaze the brunette smiled, "I have a plan.
It was the perfect opportunity. Everyone was in the dojo for the practice. In the court of all the watching eyes, Tyson Granger cannot lie.
"It's time for break. Hey guys I made special lunch for all of you." Hillary's word made everyone in the vicinity loose the color of their complexion.
"Really, Hillary there was no need." Max's eyebrow twitched in annoyance, now everyone's thought process will be taken over by Hillary's bad cooking but who's gonna tell this girl that.
"Aww, you're so funny Max," Hillary patted Max's back with such an strength, that he fell straight to the backyard's boundary, "we need to keep our World Champ healthy and strong," She picked up a charred Taiyaki and held it out for the bluenette, "here say aaah.."
"No thanks Hillary I already ate lunch before you guys came." Tyson said.
"Really," Hillary smirked, "because last I checked Granger that you don't know how to cook and Grandpa's not home from the morning." Her eyes had a supernatural intensity, she holds all the power, you can't escape now muwahahaha.
No, Tyson can't let that happen. He prepared for this after all. H
He can't, fight back.
But HE HAD TO. "I ORDERED FOOD." He said.
A wind went by them, leaving Hilary in dust.
She hadn't lost yet. "Good for you." She gritted her teeth. Tyson grinned and went inside.
Ray sighed and thought what the hell is happening. He ate some Taiyaki and immediately felt like vomiting. Someone had put the wrong flour for the cover. He swallowed it with great difficulty and immediately felt nauseous.
Tyson came outside suddenly, holding his phone. "Hey guys, I have to go to the marke-"
"Why?" Hillary cut him off.
"To buy food-"
"You can eat this-"
"Let the guy's eat it-"
"There is alo-"
"I HAVE TO MEET SOMEONE DAMNIT-"
Everyone stared at him blankly. "-and buy food, grocery, Thought I'll do both together. Less time to waste. I mean it is funny to get worked up about it it's not like I'm hiding something. Nope, that would be funny. Ahahaha. Like I will do something like that. Nope not me. It's about the upcoming tournament and yannnno the champs got special stuff to do signing picture interview. Lots. Lots of them. HAHA. You guys are funny-"
Max grabbed his shoulder, Tyson flinched, "you want something from the market Maxie."
Max smiled fondly at the bluenette and pulled him in a side hug. "Yupp, bring me some Mustard souse. We believe you buddy. You don't have to explain yourself."
"Thanks Maxie, you're the best. But mustard souse are no fun without noodles, so noodles for you." Tyson ruffled his hair, he felt a tad bit guilty for lying.
Max frowned, "but that'd cost a lot."
"Nah, not muc-"
"Here," Max had his hand on Tyson's back-pocket, "my expense."
"Hey, no need, "Tyson was about to give him his money back but Max grabbed his hand between his.
"Take this for me," his eyes shine like star with countless stars, "we're friends right."
Tyson gulped and nodded.
"Tyson"
"Yeah"
"You are getting late."
"Huh? AAAAAA, give the keys to my neighbors!" He sped off to the market.
Hillary threw the Taiyaki and it landed on Kai's face. "I had him right where I wanted. AAAAAAAAAA." She angrily bit at the steel tray and stomped the ground, "Whyyyyyyy?"
Her eyes landed on Kai, the steel between her teeth cracked. Everyone held their breathes. The Taiyaki fell on the ground. A vein was popped on Kai's forehead. He looked at Hillary. She looked at him. He looked at Taiyaki. She looked at Taiyaki too. He stomped it.
Hillary's face grew red from the insult, "Son of a –"
Kai glance at her, her mouth clacked shut. He stomped it. Over and over again. Until it vanished from the existence. When he was satisfied he left.
Hilary screamed in anger and breathed fire like a dragon.
"Are you guys done?" Max said fiddling with Hillary's phone.
Hillary the dragon bellowed fire.
"Thought about right. Listen Hils," Max pointed at the angry dragon, "you had your fun. Now we're playing my way."
"What are you going to do?" Kenny asked warily.
"Trace him."
The dragon turned back into Hillary. "How?"
"I put my phone in his pocket and turned the GPS on," Max said menacingly, dark matter started to ooze out of his body, " there is no way in hell that Tyson will get a girlfriend before me and I'll let him get away with it!"
"Maxie, the villain inside you is coming out." Kenny sweat dropped.
"Huh, what are you talking about?" Hillary asked smiling like and angel.
"Yeah, Kenny you broke my heart." Max pouted.
"Anyway, we got shit to do," Hillary said dusting herself.
"Uh, I- I wil..l"
"No way you're coming with us," Hillary grabbed the brunette by collar.
"Ray!" He called for help.
"Hhu, hey guys I don't know why I'm seeing six of you?" Ray said wobbling at his feet.
Max grabbed his hand, "it's decided then."
"Prepare for trouble," Hillary said.
"Make it double," Max said.
""And multiply it by two, Tyson Granger who will save you?""
They blasted with the speed of light after their prey dragging- (glares by Max and Hils) *ahem* helping their friends who want to help ("HEL-" muffled Kenny noises) to come with them. That's right author did not saw anything.
That being said I regret nothing!
This is what happen when you stay up late, kids.