I don't have anything left to say, so here is your sauce: Sofrito
He blinked once, then twice. Why was there a door in front of him? The last thing he remembered was falling asleep on Tomoe's stomach..."I am dead."
He took a deep breath and sighed. He twisted the doorknob and opened the door. Walking inside he heard a familiar voice singing. "Atlas, bro. Where have you been?" He looked to the side only the flick with his wrist and to throw a metal card right between the eyes of his older brother.
He blinked once, then twice. Why was there a door in front of him? The last thing he remembered was falling asleep on Tomoe's stomach..."I am dead."
He took a deep breath and sighed. He twisted the doorknob and opened the door. Walking inside he heard a familiar voice singing. "Atlas, bro. Where have you been?"
"Alois?" Atlas asked as he looked to the side only to see an older Penelope sitting on the lap of his older brother. "What are you doing Penelope. Why are you sitting on his lap? He raped you." He said as calmly as possible before another voice interrupted him.
"It's called Stockholm Syndrom." Atlas just turned around and grabbed the head of his mother and smashed it against the shelf of the living room.
He blinked once, then twice. Why was there a door in front of him? The last thing he remembered was falling asleep on Tomoe's stomach..."I am dead."
He took a deep breath and sighed. He twisted the doorknob and opened the door. Walking inside he heard a familiar voice singing. "Atlas, bro. Where have you been?"
The boy just walked past them and followed the singing voice into the kitchen. The door to it was closed and Atlas kept hammering with his hand against it. "Young man, what are you doing!" This time Atlas just turned around and looked his father directly into the eyes. "Dinner will be ready when your girlfriend is done cooking. And she better be a good cook." The tall man just gave Atlas a head pat and walked past him.
He kneeled down and looked through the keyhole right into the kitchen only to freeze. He stood up and broke the door before storming into the kitchen and kicking the knife out of his sister's hand while pulling Genshirou to him. "What are you doing, Tavla!"
"Let go of my slave." His little sister hissed as Genshirou bit his hand to regain freedom.
"I am your master. Should I punish him for you?" Tavla just laughed while the blonde boy nodded and turned around to wash the dishes again.
"Are you laughing at me?" Atlas asked while standing up and looking at his sister in the eyes.
"Of course you pathetic idiot." Atlas just grabbed the knife on the counter and shoved it into her eye.
He blinked once, then twice. Why was there a door in front of him? The last thing he remembered was falling asleep on Tomoe's stomach..."I am dead."
He took a deep breath and sighed. He twisted the doorknob and opened the door. Walking inside he heard a familiar voice singing. "Atlas, bro. Where have you been?"
"Shut up rapist!" Atlas looked to him while passing the room. "This is not real!" He yelled as he clutched his head.
"Atlas?" This soft voice. He turned around only to see Momo standing behind him. "Am I glad you are home."
Atlas just looked at her with teary eyes and pulled her into a hug, closing his eyes.
He opened his eyes again to see a different color of hair in front of him. He stumbled back only to see Tsubaki in front of him. "No, not you too!" He panicked and ran around the corner, upstairs and into his room.
Did someone paint his walls white? No, his were black. "Atlas?" He turned around only to stare at a naked woman in front of him. Dark purple hair, pale skin, and a beautiful naked chest. "Why are you in my room? You know that if Hamza finds out then he might do something bad."
"Hamza is not here," Atlas exclaimed with a panicking heart. He walked to the woman and pulled her into a kiss.
She climbed down from him and huffed. Both were full of sweat and she just laughed. "I knew that my only chance to become a mother is you."
Atlas' eye was twitching. He was just kissing her a second ago. Why were they suddenly down? What is happening? "Let's go another round." He said instantly.
She climbed down from him and huffed. Both were full of sweat and she just laughed. "I knew that my only chance to become a mother is you."
"You just said that," Atlas replied.
"When?" She asked only for Atlas to stand up.
"No killing, no sex." He said as he looked around. He put on his clothes before taking her bra from the ground and shoving it into his shirt.
He looked down again only to see it laying on the ground. "No stealing."
He grabbed a lamp and smashed it right onto the woman's head.
She climbed down from him and huffed. Both were full of sweat and she just laughed. "I knew that my only chance to become a mother is you."
"Yeah, let's do that more often. I break up with my girlfriend and you with Hamza. Perfect. We will be the family you always wanted to be." Atlas lied only to see her look of joy.
"Yes, my dream comes true." He stood up and left the room completely naked, walked down the stairs, and went into the living room.
He grabbed Penelope's arm and pulled her away from his brother while kicking him back on the couch.
He just looked the girl into the eyes and forced a kiss on her.
"Why did you do this!?" Alois yelled at Atlas.
Penelope was laying on the floor, eyes filled with pleasure, and Atlas smiling.
"Welcome to my personal Heaven shit bag."
He blinked once, then twice. Why was there a door in front of him? The last thing he remembered was falling asleep on Tomoe's stomach..."I am dead."
He took a deep breath and turned around only to run away after throwing a few matchsticks into the bushes of the house.
He arrived at the school building only to barge into a classroom where he simply grabbed the head of the first best student he saw and broke his neck. "Only at home I can't kill or commit other sins. Good to know." He said as he laughed maniacally before looking across the scared students.
"Koneko?" He asked as the girl stood there. "I always wanted to see how you are in bed." He grinned as he grabbed her arm.
He blinked once, then twice. Why was there a door in front of him? The last thing he remembered was falling asleep on Tomoe's stomach..."I am dead."
He sighed and laughed. "I forgot the home. I set it on fire." He shook his head and then stopped. "I set it on fire. Perfectly!" He threw a few matchsticks into the bushes and saw how fast the fire spread.
He walked inside and grinned. "Fire!" Atlas yelled and went back outside.
Slowly his family came out one by one. "What happened Atlas?" His sister asked only to receive a hit with a stone against her head. Atlas sat down on top of her and continued to smash her head with a rock until it was nothing but a pulp of blood.
"You happened." He looked at his mother, who had a look of horror in her eyes but couldn't speak. "Mom, a late time abortion." He laughed before throwing the rock with all his might against his brother's face.
"I am a Rook you fucking rapist." He laughed even more upon seeing the hole in his head.
"A...Atlas, wh...what are you doing. H...he is you...your brother." His father was the next. Atlas just knew it.
He threw the man on the ground and stomped on his head, smashing his skull to mush.
"ATLAS!" He heard a yell of rage, pain, and power.
"Awww, mommy is sad." He turned around as he looked at the woman's glowing eyes. "I don't care bitch! I killed you once, I kill you again!" He said before the woman caught out blood and a sword went right through her head.
"I told you, I would do anything for you." The purple-haired woman from earlier smiled at him and pulled him into another kiss.
Atlas just smiled before shoving his hands into her stomach and going through her organs before finding her heart and crushing it. "You can call me Heartbreaker, the woman I don't know the name of."
He turned around one last time and saw Tsubasa standing behind him. He blinked and stumbled backward upon seeing the beauty of an angel in front of him. His angel. His angel of death. "S...Serafall Leviathan."
"Atlas, honey. Why are you on the ground." He felt the hit of a magic wand on the head before standing up again. "That's better my handsome star-spangled glitter mage."
"You killed almost all of my family in the last war. Oh lord can't tell how much I wanted this." Atlas said before pulling the girl into a deep kiss. He closed his eyes only to open them in panic again.
"Is something wrong Atlas-honey?" Serafall's voice just let him smile up while he grabbed her at places he wouldn't dare to touch the real one. "Right here? But what about your plans to conquer the underworld?"
"Right, conquer the underworld, then conquer your holes." He saw her smile and then he felt a small pull.
She climbed down from him and huffed. Both were full of sweat and she just laughed. "I knew that my only chance to become a mother is you."
"Noooooooooo!" Atlas yelled before he realized something. The room was black like his own was once. He looked to the side to see Raynare next to him, sleeping like always. Serafall sitting next to him, covered in sweat and smiling at him.
He sat up too and looked around the room. It wasn't just a small room, no, this was a king-sized hall, filled with beds to the brim. On every mattress at least two female figures slept, covered in sheets. "What happened?" He asked as he looked at Serafall.
"We married last night. You made your girlfriends jealous and your wife's happy. I am sure that this was enough to rebuild your clan." Serafall explained with a smile.
"Wait what? I married? But I can't feel love." The girl only giggled before every other woman joined her.
"You didn't just marry any woman. You married the head females of every house of the 72 pillars. Even another Paimon." Atlas' look of horror gave Raynare a giggle.
"Half of the houses were extinct but you killed the two heavenly dragons and rescued Lilith from Hades. And you received presents for that even from Heaven and Grigori." A new voice said after crawling out of the sheets, sitting upright on Atla's chest.
"Koneko?" He asked as he looked at her nude petite body. "Yeah, I definitely wouldn't pass up on that chance."
"Raynare was your gift from Grigori and Heaven gave you her." Atlas just felt his pillow move and looked up only to stare at the underside of a pair of breasts and a bit of blue hair standing out. "Xenovia," Koneko added while Atlas stood up.
He looked around and saw a woman of young and younger. He saw Rias and right next to her a brown haired carbon copy of her.
In another bed, he saw a blonde girl with blue bangs of house Astaroth.
There was Ravel Phenex, and in another one was Seekvaira Agares. "Why do I know their names?" He asked as he looked at Serafall who just smiled at him.
"You are a traitor." She said before breaking out in tears. In a matter of seconds, everyone started to cry.
His panic was so strong that his heart felt like it was going to explode. Pearls of sweat were rolling down his forehead, while a cold shiver went down his spine.
"If you leave now, you can say goodbye to this-" A feeling of insane pleasure and pictures of a naked Serafall on him went through his mind as he fell into a daze. "Forever!"
Everything around him turned black while he heard voices in his mind. He opened his eyes again only to scream. "Serafall!!!"
"Why are you yelling for my sister's name?" Sona asked while looking directly into his eyes.
He felt a few jolts of electricity going through his body as he sat up silently.
"We are even now. I killed them, I saved him. After all, life is more painful than death. Fufufu." Akeno giggled while leaving.
"Are you alright Atlas?" Tsubasa asked while he looked up with soulless eyes.
Reya just looked at Sona and nodded. "Afterlife trauma."
End