Didn't expect a Jimmy Neutron parody, did you?
I decided to make this because there are rarely any Jimmy Neutron remakes on the internet, and for October, the sPoOkY mOnTh…
I may be late to the party. But hey, better late than never!
Enjoy!
DISCLAIMER: Sonic is owned by SEGA, and Jimmy Neutron is owned by Nickelodeon and Viacom.
Tails, Charmy, and Ray were coming to Cream's house for a sleepover. Vector was also coming to the sleepover, because Vanilla, Cream's mother was also there. Tails rang the doorbell and Cream and Cheese answered.
"Heya, Cream! We're here!" Ray waved.
"Sleeping bags? Toothbrushes?" Cream questioned, "You must be here for my sleepover!"
"Chao, chao, chao!" Cheese cheered adorably.
"I remember my first sleepover," Vanilla explained, "The games and the practical jokes, the makeovers and crying for my mommy."
Vector walked near Vanilla with hearts on his eyes.
"H-hey, my pretty princess…" Vector blushed as he floated for some strange reason.
"Oh, brother." Charmy groaned, remembering the time Vector asked him to get stuff for her, which caused the crocodile to yell at him because of spending his money. Which caused Charmy to lose it at Vector, in front of Cream, Cheese, and Vanilla. Thankfully, Charmy forgave him later on, but was still a bit salty at him.
"Let's get started," Tails smiled as he, Ray, and Charmy went inside the house.
"Gentlemen," Cream greeted, "Welcome to the best sleepover ever!"
"Yeah!" Ray beamed, "We are here!"
"I baked giant marshmallows and cookies from the Ultimate Dessert Recipe Book." Charmy dropped his huge bag of giant marshmallows and cookies.
"And I brought my video game of Sonic Mania Plus!" Ray smiled, "Featuring me, of course."
"You know, I think I have something that we might enjoy even more." Tails smiled.
"What would that be, Mr. Tails?" Cream asked, before Tails showed his new invention.
"Behold, the Slumbertron 9000, designed to throw the ultimate sleepover party." Tails explained, "It provides the world's greatest made-to-order pizza, tells super scary stories, and supplies the perfect pillows for ultimate pillow fights."
"That looks great, Mr. Tails!" Cream amiled
"Turn it on, turn it on!" Charmy cheered as he flew towards the giant machine, "Pizza, pillows, scary stories!"
"Hey, hey, easy, Charmy. One thing at a time." Tails sweatdropped, "This is Slumbertron's maiden voyage. I suggest we begin with the pillow fight.
He pressed the buttons and pulled the lever, spitting pillows out from Slumbertron 9000. They were excited.
"These are perfect!" Charmy cheered.
"Yeah, totally state-of-the-art." Ray smiled before he imitates macho man, "Time to take out the trash!
They all start the pillow fight while laughing, having lots of fun.
Meanwhile, Vanilla was in her bedroom, reading a book. While Vector was counting his money.
"Two, three, four, five…" Vector counted.
"Vector, tell those kids to quiet down." Vanilla said.
"No, my pretty princess," Vector answered as he continued to count his money, "Let them have their fun. Eight, nine, ten. Oh, that's what I'm talking about."
"I'm tired." Ray yawned.
"I'm hungry," Tails replied, "How about some pizza?"
"You read my stomach." Ray smiled.
"I want pepperoni and garlic and onions and anchovies…" Charmy explained before he was interrupted by Ray.
"And peanut butter and chocolate and hot fudge," Ray continued as everyone looked at him with a grossed out expression, "What? Don't knock it till you try it."
"Okay, okay," Tails answered, "One ultimate pizza, coming up."
Tails pushes a lever, and the Pizza suggestions they thought of was made exactly how it was planned.
"Mmm!" Everyone beamed.
"Gentlemen, let the gorging begin!" Tails opened the pizza box as they all grabbed their pieces of pizza, and ate quickly. While Cream eats her pizza calmly to avoid a stomach ache.
17 SECONDS LATER...
Tails, Charmy, and Ray were stuffed and were groaning after they ate a huge amount of pizza, while Cream was in her sleeping bag, ready to sleep.
"My stomach," Tails groaned.
"Oh, man," Ray groaned as well,
"Oh, stomach full, room spinning." Charmy grumbled.
"I will eat no more... forever." Ray burped before eating another pizza, as he did, Vector came to their room
"Vanilla sent me down to tell you boys it's time to…" Vector yawned before he looked at a pizza on the floor, "Give me a slice of pizza! Ooh-hoo! Fudge anchovy, my favorite."
Vector eats the slice of pizza, "Mmm, carry on with your crazy sleepover thing."
"I believe the time has come for scary stories." Tails smirked.
"Well, okay, but, um, not too scary, Mr. Tails," Cream whispered, "Because remember what happened the last time when I got too scared?"
"Don't worry, Cream," Tails reassured, "If this story gets too scary, you can go somewhere."
"Thanks, Mr. Tails." Cream smiled as she walked away from them.
"Hey Ray, did you bring your rubber sleeping bag?" Charmy asked.
"Kinda." Ray replied.
"Then what's the problem?" Charmy asked before turning to Tails, "Make it scream-your-head-off scary!"
"One scream-your-head-off scary story coming up!" Tails replied as he pressed the buttons, pulling the lever, turning on Dr. Dark.
"It's just a story, it's just a story, it's just a story..." Ray quivered as a dark force appeared in front of them
"Good evening." The dark force greeted, "I am Dr. Dark, a teller of terrible tales."
"Do you mean terrible like lousy, or terrible like scary?" Charmy asked
"Scary!" Dr. Dark screamed as Charmy hid behind his blanket.
"G-Got it!" Charmy shook.
"Once, there was a monster who only appeared at night at sleepovers and he was called the Sleepover Monster."
Charmy's teeth begin to chatter, and Ray shudders hard. Dr. Dark continued to read his story.
"He only came out at night because the sun was his mortal enemy. And he liked to eat children, boy children, just about your ag-"
"Uh, maybe it'd be better if we listened to the story in the morning?" Tails interrupted as he walked to the Slumbertron 9000 machine and turned it off.
"Yeah, not that I'm scared. I just don't want to wear out Tails' new machine." Charmy shook.
"Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off!" Ray screamed as he jumped inside his rubber sleeping bag.
Tails presses the buttons, pushing the lever up, turning off Dr. Dark, then they all sigh deeply. Cream walks back into the room with Cheese and she gets into her sleeping bag. The two tailed fox walked to his sleeping bag.
"Good night, guys." Tails yawned.
"Good night, Tails." Ray said, "Cream, this is the best sleepover ever."
"Thanks, Mr. Ray." Cream yawned before falling asleep.
"Wait a minute," Charmy interrupted, "Who said anything about going to sleep? What are we, a bunch of babies? Come on, I'm going to stay up all night! Party! Party! Par-"
Charmy fell asleep anyway as he was tired as well. Everyone was asleep for a long time, and the night was a 3D blast...
Well, that was until Ray woke up, feeling hungry.
"Somebody's hungry," Ray said, "Hey Tails, how about some more pizza? Tails? Tails?!"
Tails continued to sleep and Ray looked at the machine..
"Uh, I bet I can make one of those pizzas." Ray walked to the machine and began typing, "I want pizza. Signed, Ray."
Unfortunately, the machine didn't get the pizza and rather got an error due to the incorrect phrasing on the machine.
"Hmm... maybe if I just push everything." Ray pressed all the buttons, but the machine ended up beginning to glitch out and jump around. He began to panic, "Uh, Tails?! TAILS?!"
Charmy, Cream, Cheese, and Tails woke up.
"Uh, breakfast time already?" Charmy asked.
"Ray, what did you do?!" Tails exclaimed.
"I don't know!" Ray panicked, "My stomach woke me up, it was hungry. I tried to type in the commands to make pizza, but it didn't work, so I pressed all the buttons and, and…"
Suddenly, the machine stopped glitching and jumping and a Pizza box appeared.
"Hey, I made a giant pizza." Ray smiled, "Let's eat!"
He opens up the box, then a pizza with the face of Dr. Dark comes out of the box.
"ROOOOOOAAARG!" The pizza screamed loudly, scaring Ray.
"The Slumbertron must have combined the pizza and scary story programs to create...:"
"...a Pizza Monster!" Charmy finished as the Pizza Monster roared once more. Tails ran to the machine and tried to delete the pizza, but because of what Ray did, the machine crashed.
"I can't delete the pizza, the screen's frozen!" Tails exclaimed.
"Time for my dinner!" Pizza Monster roared, they all ran away, screaming.
"We're being chased by a monster!" Charmy yelled.
Vanilla was sleeping, but wasn't pleased with the noise outside
"Tell those kids to go to sleep, please?" Vanilla whispered.
"Oh, Princess." Vector yawned, "They're just playing Help, I'm Being Chased by a Monster."
"Well, my tasty morsels, the tables are turned." Pizza Monster cackled, "Now it looks like I get to eat you!"
"Let's split up!" Tails exclaimed, "Whoever the pizza monster isn't chasing can go for help. One, two, three!"
They crash into each other before running away. The Pizza Monster splits into pieces, cackling in a creepy voice. The four kids ran away, screaming as the Mini Pizzas chased them.
Ray stopped to lick a piece off of it, but the Mini Pizza piece roared and chased him.
The noise outside Vanilla's room bothered her to the point she couldn't take it anymore. She woke up Vector.
"Vector the Crocodile!" Vanilla whispered loudly, "Go downstairs this instant, and tell those kids to settle down!"
"Okay, sure, fine." Vector walks away, mumbling, before he opens the door, "I hate to be a party pooper, boys, but can you keep it down on this mission?"
"Help!" Ray screamed.
"Thank you." Vector closed the door as Vanilla became confused.
"What's going on out there?" Vanilla asked.
"Oh, nothing." Vector replied, "The kids are just being chased by a monster by giant slices of flying pizza."
They both became shocked and checked outside to see the SlumberTron 9000 spitting out hostile pillows.
"Vector, do something." Vanilla sweatdropped.
"Nice pillows. Now, stay, stay. Don't do anything evil." Vector backed away.
Evil faces appear from pillows, and they both scream and run upstairs.
The four kids ran into a closet as Charmy slammed the door.
The mini slices of pizza transform back into the full Pizza Monster.
"All right, this is it, guys." Cream trembled, "A pleasure knowing you."
"C-chao, chao, chao…" Cheese hid near the scared rabbit.
"Come on, Tails." Tails started to think of something, "Think, think, think."
The camera goes inside his ear and into his brain, he thought about the SlumberTron9000, the Pizza Monster, and finally, the sun. Then, he had a...
"Brain blast!" Tails exclaimed, "Hey, hey, remember the story? The sun is the monster's mortal enemy!"
"Good idea, Tails." Charmy shook, "Go get the sun."
"Darn, sunrise is still eight minutes away." Tails groaned, "Maybe I can make the monster think the sun is coming up. Good thing I have a magnifying glass!"
Tails held up a magnifying glass.
"We can't just stand here doing nothing. We've got to help Tails!" Cream said.
The Pizza Monster found the four kids in the closet and prepared to eat them until...
"Good morning, Mobius." Charmy imitated in a deep voice, "It's 6:00 a.m., 72 degrees. We got a beautiful sunrise out. We've also got a jackknifed tractor trailer on the 101. Marshmallows everywhere."
"Good morning to you, good morning to you! We're all in the places with sunshiny faces!" Cream sung.
Tails grabbed his magnifying glass and reflected it with a mirror by Pizza Monster. Causing the scary pizza to scream and hide in the box.
Later that day, the sunrise was officially rising and luminating the hills and plains, causing the Pizza Monster to melt and deflate back to a normal Pizza. The four kids considered this to be the scariest night of their lives.
"Mission accomplished." Tails sighed.
"That was a close call." Cream smiled.
"If only he'd used his anchovies for good instead of evil." Charmy mourned.
"I'm starving. Let's eat." Ray said as he tried to get a piece of pizza, until the Pizza Monster reappears from out of the box.
"Fools! Haven't you ever heard of sequels?!" Pizza Monster exclaimed as everyone screamed.
Tails wakes up screaming, then looks at Cream, Ray, and Charmy sleeping. He was relieved.
"It was only a nightmare." Tails sighed before chuckling a bit, "An anchovy, clam, and peanut butter-induced nightmare."
Tails then heard two loud screams and looked to see Vector and Vanilla running away from Mini Sleeping Bags.
Vector woke up with a loud scream and looked around to see Vanilla sleeping by his side.
"Whew, that was a doozy." Vector muttered before he heard Cream screaming.
"Help! Help, help!" Cream screamed as she ran away from the slices of the Pizza Monster, before waking up screaming, "Help! Bad dream, bad dream!"
Cream heard screaming to see Charmy about to get eaten by the Pizza Monster. Charmy woke up with a scream, before looking around and calming down.
"Whew. I guess it was all just a dream." Charmy sighed, "Hey, Ray, I-"
The bee grabbed the Pizza Monster and screamed, everyone else screamed, and even Pizza Monster screamed before waking up. His Pizza wife woke up to see what was happening.
"Honey, oh, what is it?" Mrs. Pizza Monster asked.
"Oh, I had the most horrible dream." Mr. Pizza Monster explained, "There were these four terrible children, a smart Two Tailed Fox, a manic Bee, a Flying Squirrel, and a cute Rabbit with an adorable pet Chao!"
"I told you, dear," Mrs. Pizza Monster reassured, "There's no such thing as children. Now, go back to sleep."
They both fall back asleep in the box, and a small Pizza Monster Cat meows while looking at the viewers in a creepy way.
Spooky and funny, huh?
This wasn't an easy idea, but I found a way to make it work, and I am proud of it.
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Until next time, *the Pizza Monster from the fanfic appeared next to me and roared loudly* AAAAAAAH! PIZZA MONSTER! *runs away*