Funky: I am the best human in the universe to have you, Daisy.
Daisy: Thank you, Funky Kong. You are the best boyfriend I could have.
Funky and Daisy were now about to go out in a few minutes, but they had to get ready first.
Funky: So wanna go out on a date tonight? It's your favorite, pastaroni with cheese and marinara!
Daisy: Sure! You know me well, Funky Kong.
Funky and Daisy are going into their master bathrooms to get ready for the date.
Funky time-lapse:
Funky Kong started by combing all his fur to look sparkly clean and groomed.
Funky: Got to get the eyebrow comber.
Funky grabbed the eyebrow comber and combed his eyebrows carefully and slowly.
After that, Funky put men's fragrance level 5 on, and he put his suit on and was ready to go.
Daisy time-lapse:
Daisy: I Got to look my best for Funky Kong.
Daisy put on glitter makeup over her eyes and mascara on the bottom of the eyeliner. Then, she put perfume on and her peppermints, and her black transparent dress.
When Funky and Daisy walked out of their bathrooms, they looked at each other with awe.
Funky:Daisy: YOU LOOK AMAZING!
After that:
Funky and Daisy headed out. Funky Kong got on his platinum flame runner bike, and Daisy got on her golden mach bike, and they zoomed past everyone and things to the Pastarario restaurant down the road 7mi.
When they got there:
Funky Kong and Daisy noticed it was packed.
Funky: Geez, there are a lot of people here. I wonder if the seats are not all taken yet?
Daisy: You tell me, they're probably all taken.
Funky walked up to the stand where they ordered and spoke to the fellow toad employee.
Funky: Excuse me, Toad sir? Are there any seats left for 2?
Toad Employee: Umm...why yes, we do! Follow me!
Funky held Daisy's hand and they went to the nearest seats that weren't taken yet.
Funky: Welp, we got a spot after all that!
Daisy: Yeah, if it wasn't for you we would probably not be here right now.
;)
Funky Kong: Thanks, Daisy.
After the date...
Daisy: Funky, that was the best date ever! Thank you!
Funky: You're welcome! Anything for you, Daisy.
Daisy: [begins to make crying noises] eeeee...
Funky: Hold it in until we get home, alright?
Daisy:[crying softly] o-ok-kay, i-i'll t-try...
When they got home...
Funky: Alright, soo-
Daisy: [cries]
Funky: Oh god...Daisy, please stop crying...please?
Daisy: [crying] fine... I need to let it out at some point.
Later:
Mario arrived at Funky kong's house unexpectedly, opened the door, and started yelling.
Mario: GUESS WHO'S BACK STUPEED! WOOOOOOOOO!
Funky Kong: GET AWAY FROM MY PRECIOUS DAISY!
Mario: NO ONE CARES ABOUT YOUR "PRECIOUS DAISY" AND YOU CAN"T IMPRESS THIS STICK GIRL ONCE!
Daisy: HEY!
Funky: WHAT THE FREAK IS WRONG WITH YOU MARIO!? OU HAVE GONE TOO FAR!
Daisy: YEAH!
Mario: DAISY, SHUT YOUR RED-HAIRED MOUTH AND KEEP IT THAT WAY! YOU CAUSED ME TO ACT LIKE THIS IN THAT 10000$ RACE!
DAISY, MORE LIKE "GRAINSY!"
Daisy insta- snapped at Mario, and began to cry.
Daisy: [sniffs 10 times] cries softly and hugs Funky Kong]
Daisy hugged Funky Kong tight, and Mario just hurt her feelings badly.
Mario: Um...Uhh...I fricked up...didn't I?
Funky Kong looked angrier than ever, holding Daisy, covered in black glitter mascara right beside him, and he just walked away with the crying princess and the people behind them were looking at Mario with anger.
Luigi: Well, what do you have to say for yourself MARIO?
Mario: Well, um...I don't know what's going with me...
Peach and Luigi: SHUT IT!
Peach, Luigi, and the two toads pushed Mario out the door, Maio still watched what happened inside.
Mario: Geez, it's cold out here, lemme watch what's happening.
Peach, Luigi, the 2 toads went around the corner to the kitchen hallway where Funky and Daisy were at.
Peach: Daisy, you ok?
Daisy: [crying]: I think so [sniffles]
Funky: Do you need a hug, Daisy?
Daisy[crying]: Sure, I'd love one [sniffles] and this point and time...
Funky: Alright then, everyone, hug Daisy, 3...2...1...go!
Everyone hugged Daisy including Funky Kong, and um well...you'll see I the ne-
Life: SHUT UP CHAPTERS ENDING! BYE FREK OFF...