AIM Island the headquarters of the terrorist organisation Advanced Idea Mechanics or AIM for short, the members comprised of anonymous individuals in yellow beekeeper styled bodysuits and with high intellects. In the main office was a man with a massive bald head (about the size of a normal person's waist) and a massive cranium, a purple technological headband with a red power source, a yellow armored chair that was more armor than chair called the Doomsday Chair which supported his massive head and had hover technology at the bottom. There were holes for his feet and arms which were covered by the purple bodysuit that he had underneath.
Surrounded by his guards he watched footage of his origin, the AIM High Council being led by the Scientist Supreme created a chamber that would create an ultimate weapon for them. George Tarleton a small weak AIM grunt chosen by random in the purple bodysuit was unwilling and terrified as he was forced into the chamber that would turn him into a Mental Organism Designed only for Killing. The machine was turned on and they ignored the screams. The footage cut too much later when the newly transformed being dubbed MODOK was put into the Doomsday Chair but he used his newly developed mental powers to kill the Scientist Supreme as well as most of the council, forcing the rest to bow to him as the new leader of AIM.
"Not exactly a great start to the supreme being on Earth, have the footage deleted and take note: when I have taken over the world and have the biopic made about my life, have it so that I was a calculating mastermind even as George Tarleton and I braved through the transformation while planning my rise to the top." MODOK ordered and the man next to him the latest Scientist Supreme nodded as he wrote on his clipboard. Another AIM soldier entered nervously and MODOK glared at him saying "do you have news for me nameless follower of the great MODOK?"
"Well sir... The Daily Bugle has posted their top 100 menaces to Earth..." The AIM soldier said and MODOK had a look of great gleefulness on his face. "I am sorry to say that... You didn't make the Top 10..." The soldier said and all the other AIM personnel were weary as MODOK went into a fury.
"WHAT? I am the ultimate mind in the universe, the common people on this planet are mere bacteria compared to me! I demand to see this for myself..." MODOK fumed going on his laptop rebuking attempts to stop him, a holographic projection of the webpage featuring the list came up. "Galactus is Number 1, a world eating alien so that is logical... Number 2 is Thanos, okay an alien who once wiped out half of all life in the universe... Red Skull is Number 3? Okay evil Nazi who was Hitler's right hand man so I guess that I can accept this... Number 7 is Zemo? I he doesn't have powers but the son of a Nazi and he has led the Masters of Evil so I guess this is not too illogical... Number 10 is... SPIDER-MAN?" MODOK thundered in horror and outrage slamming his fists on the table while sending out a beam of energy using his powers to vaporise an AIM member by accident. "He is not even a villain... What the hell!" MODOK thundered as the Scientist Supreme tried to console him.
"Well your excellency, this is the Daily Bugle so bias is at work..." The Scientist Supreme said pointing to the picture of the entry which was a Daily Bugle headline saying "SPIDER-MAN HARASSES ELDERLY!" along with a picture of Spider-Man helping an old woman cross the street.
"This is an outrage, where am I on this..." MODOK fumed scrolling down only to find him at Number 56, just below Mr Doll. "Mr Doll? MR DOLL? WHO THE HELL IS MR DOLL!" MODOK thundered as two more soldiers were killed at random.
"Well to be fair your Excellency... Mr Doll had been the enemy that Iron Man had to use the Red and Gold armor to defeat..." One of the other AIM soldiers said only to get vaporised by one of MODOK's beams.
"Scientist Supreme, make note..." MODOK said angrily only to see that his Scientist Supreme was one of the people he just vaporised. MODOK turned to the one who brought this list to his attention and then used his powers to telepathically throw the clipboard and pen to him. "You are now Scientist Supreme, take note to make it a new priority to have Mr Doll found and killed and his hometown blown up in retaliation for this humiliation." MODOK ordered and the new Scientist Supreme quickly went to work.
"Seriously how could this be? I am the ultimate Mental Organism and if not Number 1 then I should be in the Top 10 at least! I mean these above me in the list: Swiss Miss, the Fixer... Hawkeye? Does anyone actually remember that he was a villain?" MODOK questioned and banged his fist on the table once more. "How could this be? I have these mental powers, all the tech I have at my disposal and my high IQ. I got the UN to recognise my island lair as its own sovereign nation for my sake... How could this be..." MODOK questioned and one of the soldiers coughed.
"Well sir... Some people may not take you seriously due to your appearance... we know of your great Excellency ourselves sir but... The Look of a giant head plus... We lost millions in failed projects so AIM is struggling and... You are kind of petty sir..." The soldier said choosing his words carefully.
MODOK demanded he explain and the soldier nervously said "sir, you sent one of our few Vibranium missiles that cost us billions to destroy the hometown of someone who kept killing you in an online game..." The soldier explained and MODOK glared.
"I will have you know that Noobmaster69 kept killing me and teabagging me plus taunting me with that obnoxious flossing dance... Such humiliation will not stand against the magnificent mighty MODOK!" MODOK replied and the soldier came to MODOK's laptop.
"Plus it kind of hurt your reputation and public image when a hacker got this photo and posted it online two months ago..." The soldier said bringing up a photo of MODOK sleeping holding into a body pillow of She-Hulk.
"This will not stand! I shall assemble a group of the greatest villains willing to join my crusade to make me ultimate master of the world! I shall assemble the Masters of Evil... Wait, taken... a Lethal Legion... No taken as well... A Black Order since I don't think Thanos has a lawyer... No... I got it... I shall assemble 10 evil villains to form MODOK's 11 and it will be like Ocean's 11! Gary go get my bath ready so I can soak in my aspirations!" MODOK commanded and the new Scientist Supreme coughed before pointing a pile of dust which was the remains of the soldier named Gary, the first one he had vaporised in a rage.
In the realm of the demon Mephisto; said demon a large red skinned demon with a dark red high collar cape was angrily berating his minions for a failure. A latest damned soul Gary the AIM soldier was strung up with his kept broken to reveal a skulled face that was smiling. "This soul has been put through this much torture ever since he arrived days ago and you are telling me that he hasn't even given not one yelp of agony?" Mephisto fumed.
"Sorry sir but it seems that nothing we can do can compare to what he went through in life..." explained one of the minions nervously as Gary kept on crying with tears of joy while muttering that the nightmare of having to take care of MODOK's hygiene needs was finally over.
I am a big fan of MODOK and I even have the MODOK: Head Trips paperback, he was pretty much the star of Marvel's What The videos on YouTube and I wish they started making more of them. When I heard they were going to make a MODOK cartoon featuring his family I was expecting it to be traditionally animated with humour similar to the Harley Quinn cartoon. I was pleasantly surprised to see the humour and animation will be like Robot Chicken. Plus I am interested in the upcoming Head Games miniseries by the showrunners Patton Oswalt and Jordan Blum. I also want to use again my characterisation from Spidey and the Web of Romance and The Spider and the Beautiful Goliath; where MODOK was a loser before turning into a sadistic Mental Organism and would be world conqueror but still a loser who has a crush on She-Hulk.
I wrote this oneshot to show what a MODOK humour cartoon would be like if I was in charge.