Weaslonic- an iconic Weasley Fanfiction!
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Chapter-1 A Normal and Silent day at Hogwarts
It was a normal day in Hogwarts school of witchcraft and wizardry. Harry, Ron and Hermione were sitting in their common room. They had just had Defence Against the Dark Arts. "a three feet long essay!" said Ron, "how are we supposed to do a three feet long essay on how to fight the Cruciatus Curse and submit it by Wednesday?!". "Honestly Ronald, it is not that long if you actually think about it" said Hermione calmly.
"Speak for yourself" muttered Ron. "By the way when is the next quidditch practise?" "Harry?".Suddenly Ron noticed something about his best friend. He was thinking deeply about something and not paying attention to his surroundings.
"What's up Harry?" Ron demanded. "Huh" said Harry, "nothing, just sleepy." "Are you alright Harry?" Hermione asked, "have the dreams started coming again?" sounding tensed and suspicious. "No" he replied firmly. The truth was only he knew what was going on inside his head and was feeling extremely grateful that neither Ron nor Hermione could perform Leglimency. Especially Ron his best mate and his sister Ginny.
A/N: Please review! I am writing for the very very first time, so there might be a few errors. Please review and comment on my story so that I know where I went wrong and not make my mistakes again when I write another fanfiction.
Chapter-2 Should I tell or not?
Harry's POV
"I am really confused what to do? Should I tell Ron and Ginny about it? Or should I just be silent acting to know nothing?
Harry thought this while preparing to sleep in his dorm. The previous day he had heard something rather unusual. He had heard Fred and George planning something, and from the way they were talking, it seemed like they were going to play a prank. And a pretty good one (not that it is not good other times).He also heard that Ron and Ginny were the subjects of this prank. And now he was confused whether to alert them or not. At last he came to decision that he should sleep and forget about everything else(even Voldemort) for a few hours.
Chapter-3 Ready, Steady and Action Time!
It was a pretty silent morning, when suddenly everyone hears bangs and screams.
Fred was running at full speed with a bag of chocolate in his hands, and his only sister Ginny behind him who was also running at her full speed.
Fred was wearing some sort of an athletic t-shirt with 'Don't let your sister down' written on it and Ginny was still in her dressing gown clearly not having a chance to change.
"Fred Weasley you come back here and give me my chocolates, NOW!" said Ginny with her voice full of anger.
"No way Gin! I want you to come here and collect your item from me yourself!C'mon Gin, run faster and faster and dodge and dodge the things and people who are trying to stop you from getting me!" said Fred in a sing-song manner.
At that very time Fred dodged three Slytherin students and unfortunately Ginny dashed into them. She apologised them while running as she was confused and had no time to think whether apologising people to whom they were causing trouble was her first priority or getting back her chocolates from her dear evil twin brother.
"Fred, come back or," said Ginny panting slightly now
"Or what dear sis?" asked Fred who also seemed a little tired.
"Or….I will write to mum!" said Ginny finally stopping and clutching her chest to gain some breath.
Fred suddenly came to a sudden halt, everyone thought it was because of the blackmail but the truth was he stopped because his way was blocked.
He turned around and smiled at his sister, who was walking towards him in a threatening manner but at that very moment a ringing kind of voice struck her ears and someone called her name.
"Ahoy Ginny!"said George her other maniac like brother.
Ginny turned around and saw that Fred had now thrown the bag of chocolates to his twin brother. And now George was running at his full speed with Ginny behind him. Ginny had decided to go behind George only because she knew that she would later have time to teach Fred a lesson, but if George would once change her chocolates into canary creams, she would never be able to eat her chocolates ever again and all her money would be gone for nothing.
"George! Come back here this instant!" Were the last words everyone sitting in the Great Hall heard from her. And then she and George disappeared. And then Fred enters the Great Hall and sits beside Harry and opposite Hermione. Ron was nowhere to be seen.
"What was that?" Hermione asked Fred in a serious tone.
"Yes, what was that?" Asked professor Mcgonagall in a stern way, who had just turned up.
"Nothing special professor." We were just giving Ron and Ginny some exercise.
"We thought that was necessary" said George who had just come.
"Why. Was. It. Necessary, may I ask? And how in the world making a chaos in school very early in the morning going to help?" Mcgonagall asked them.
"Well you see professor, we had a pretty amazing plan to help us. Fred if you will please tell our dear professor the plan". Said George.
"Of course George" said Fred. "So you see professor we were a little worried when we saw our younger siblings gain weight and couldn't afford blowing them into balloons, especially after Ginny got that big bag of chocolates from Hogsmeade last weekend. So we planned that we will first break into the girls dormitory and steal Ginny's bag of chocolates. Then when she wakes in the morning we will taunt her by showing her that we have her chocolates and then inform her that we are going to convert her chocolates into canary creams which is one of our specialities obviously!."
"Luckily enough the first part of the plan worked successfully which we knew it would" said George. "well, then we decided that we will take chances and make our lil sister run around the castle chasing us. In that way she is going to loose some calories beforehand and when she eats the chocolates, she is basically going to have a large calorie intake. So by making her run around the castle we made the two things balance. We had Ron waiting at the entrance of the castle, I threw the bag of chocolates to him and now he is making Ginny run around the lake. In this way even Ron will lose his weight a little. Thus, we conclude that Ginny and Ron will not grow fat!" finished George.
"You both know the meaning of calorie intake and how to balance it and its' side effects?" asked Hermione sounding extremely surprised.
"We indeed do know!" Fred and George said in unison.
"But, aren't you scared? I mean isn't Ginny going to hex you both with her speciality bat-bogey hex?" Asked Harry.
"Well about that" started George.
"You intercepted Ginny's owl didn't you?" Hermione cut across him.
"What letter Miss Granger? I would like to know what was written in that letter. Each and every detail." Asked Mcgonagall.
"Well yesterday Ginny had got a letter from Mrs. Weasley. The letter said…
'Dear Ginny,
I hope you, your friends and your brothers are doing alright. We are also alright here. Ginny, I am writing this letter because I have a few letters complaining about you. At first when I received the letter, the first thing I thought was 'what have Fred and George done now?' But when I opened the letter I saw that the complain was about you! And now I feel bad accusing them.
(Oh mum! Said George wiping away a fake tear)
The letter said that you have been hexing people around when they annoy you! This is not accepted Ginny, you have to stop it right now! Swear to me Ginny, you will never hex anyone(except Death-Eaters).
Loving mum'
"How emotional" said Fred sarcastically.
"Really? I almost dozed off!" Said George clearly not catching the sarcasm.
"Please continue Miss Granger" said Mcgonagall.
"Well nothing special after that. Ginny just apologised and swore never to hex anyone ever after, except Death Eaters which were an exception." Completed Hermione.
At that very time Ron and Ginny entered. Ron was clearly not looking tired but indeed energetic while on the other hand Ginny looked completely worn off.
"What's up guys? I am extremely hungry. I had just gone out on a very interesting and fun workout session! Why are you all staring at me? Have I done something wrong? Or is there something on my face? If you think I have gone mad, you are completely wrong let me correct you! Morning Harry and Hermione! You guys alright? Even if you are not, Harry mate please can you pass the marmalade? said Ron very fastly and in one breath.
"DETENTION! All four of you in my office tonight at 8o'clock" said Mcgonagall in a stern voice. And then she walked off.
"Well that was expected. Like totally expected." Said George happily.
"Totally worth our efforts!" finished Fred.
"Why me?" Ginny asked herself. Clearly inaudible to others.
CHAPTER-4 DETENTION TIME!
The four Weasleys were walking to Professor Mcgonagall's office and talking to each other in whispers at the same time.
"Thank you very much!" said Ginny sarcastically to her three brothers in undertone once they were done telling her the reason for this prank.
"Now for your information my weight is still the same! Only Ron lost his weight plus he lost only two kilos!" said Ginny to Fred and George.
"I still disagree with you both! I am completely fine! I am not at all overweight and I am very strong!" said Ron. "Although" he added after a moment "the plan wasn't bad if you ask me, it was actually and amazing plan!" completed Ron.
Instantly he received a 'shut your mouth up' look from Ginny and instantly changed the topic.
The reason being that Ginny can be a mad woman sometimes. She can even become scarier than Voldemort if she has to!' thought Ron.
"So here we reach!" Said George.
"DETENTION TIME!" yelled Fred.
"Would you mind lowering your voice ?" asked Mcgonagall who had suddenly appeared.
"Of course not professor!" said Fred reply.
"This is how we find where the professors are." said Fred to Ron and Ginny in an undertone. "Only during detentions of course!" he completed.
"OK so I want you four to clean this classroom. No magic! No gloves either!" said Professor Mcgonagall.
The classroom was a total mess. There were pigeon feathers everywhere. Rat droppings and many more other gross things you can't imagine. Clearly (they guessed) this mess was made by some stupid first years.
When the Weasleys saw the mess, their mouth hung open. They were supposed to be cleaning this mess!? That also without magic and gloves!? Did Mcgonagall go mad or did she have a special grudge against them?
"We are supposed to be cleaning this?" asked Ginny in a shocked manner.
"Oh yes . This very mess" replied Mcgonagall.
"Without gloves?" asked Fred sounding extremely shocked too.
"and magic?" George asked.
"I think the instructions were pretty clear that you are supposed to clean this without magic and gloves, that is in a muggle way." Replied Mcgonagall.
"But professor, muggles wear gloves to clean it or use some random weird things called robots to clean such a mess!" replied Ginny.
"Oh, but you see that we are not muggles and as this is a detention, we will definitely not be using a er…. a roobood." Said Mcgonagall quite not sure whether she has said the word 'robot' correctly. "And someone seems very quite about this. Right?" added Mcgonagall.
Ron was very green in face and seemed as though any second now he would be badly sick.
"Ron?" Ginny asked sounding tensed.
" ?" this time Mcgonagall asked.
Ron still didn't answer.
"Take him immediately to the hospital wing " said Mcgonagall sounding serious.
"Ok professor" replied Ginny trying her best to hide her grin. She winked at Fred and George.
Ginny and Ron exited the classroom. Ginny supporting Ron a little. But once they were out of earshot, Ron was perfectly back to normal and was grinning. Ginny beside him was grinning as well.
"We. Did .It" they said in unison.
"We successfully escaped Mcgonagall's detention" said Ginny happily.
"And Fred and George are still stuck with her!" Ron added excitedly.
They gave each other a high-five. And then Ginny hugged Ron tightly.
"That was a great piece of acting Ronniekins!" Ginny said happily. Although not realising she was strangling her brother.
"Ginny leave me! And don't call me Ronniekins! Said Ron in a muffled voice.
"Talk properly Ron. Why is your voice so muffled?" asked Ginny still not realising that she was strangling him.
"You are going to strangle me to death! Leave. Me. Now! Said Ron. "Please" he added uncertainly.
"Oh! Right. Sorry!" apologised Ginny.
"No Problemo!" said Ron. "Like mother like daughter" he muttered to himself.
"Sorry, didn't catch the last bit! Asked Ginny.
"Nothing" Ron said hastily. "Let's go back to common room. I bet everyone will be celebrating and congratulating us as we are the first ones ever to escape Mcgonagall's detention!" he said changing the subject.
"Ok let's go!" replied Ginny enthusiastically.
_ A/N: Please keep reading and guide me through my errors by reviewing!
Chapter-5 .IT!
IN THE GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM
The common room was very quite indeed. Most of them were doing their homework, except Hermione. She was studying for exams beforehand. Even though their exams were in six months.
"Exactly! The exams are just six months away!" she always said when someone reminded her that the exams were in six months.
People tried convincing her. Even Harry, Ron and Ginny tried convincing her, but she didn't get convinced and insisted on studying.
'Classic Hermione' thought Harry who was reading a book named 'Notable Quidditch players and their Qudditch Strategies.
After sometime the portrait hole opened and Ron and Ginny stepped in. Each of them had very large grins on their faces.
Suddenly after seeing them everyone left what they were doing and burst into a big celebration. They were all shaking hands with Ron and Ginny or hugging them or saluting them. Or in case of Lee Jordan, he was ruffling Ron's hair.
"When the portrait hole opened, we all thought it was Fred and George! But when we saw it was you two!" Lee Jordan told them.
"Fred and George are still stuck with Mcgonagall" said Ron enthusiastically.
"But how did you do it" Parvati asked them. "I mean, you guys must be the first ones ever to skip a Hogwarts Professor's detention!" she added.
"Well, let's just say, it required a piece of great acting" said Ginny.
"And a great actor too!" Ron added,
Ginny nodded in agreement.
Then the portrait hole opened again and Fred and George stepped in. Everyone did the exact same thing as they had done when Ron and Ginny had entered the common room.
Ron and Ginny looked shocked and stood on the spot.
"How. Did. You. Do. It?" they asked them in unison.
"Well it was very tough" said Fred.
"Required slight blackmailing" said George.
"Blackmailing? You blackmailed a professor? Asked Hermione sounding extremely shocked.
"And it succeeded?" asked Lee Jordan sounding surprised.
"Oi! Lee you remember our bet right? Twenty galleons to our name" yelled Fred happily.
"You Weasleys are just Amazing" said Parvati.
"WE DEFINITELY ARE!" the four Weasleys said in unison.
"After you guys die, I swear that if I am alive I will build a memorial in the memory of you four! Said Lee Jordan saluting them.
Everyone nodded in agreement.
The four Weasleys just beamed.
CHAPTER-6 FLASHBACKS
FLASHBACKS OF GRYFFINDOR COMMON ROOM BEFORE THE WEASLEYS WENT TO DETENTION
"Ugh! I hate detentions!" said Ron.
"Oh as if we love them" said Fred.
"We always have the time of our life there" George added sarcastically.
"Oh shut up you two!" said Ginny. "I already have a lot to deal with!"
"Like what" asked Fred.
"Like having to deal with my homework, my studies and most importantly you!" replied Ginny.
"Us?" Fred and George asked her in unison.
"Yes, you both! Because of you I had to run around the castle early in the morning and now because of you, I have detention with Professor Mcgonagall." Said Ginny sounding angry. "The even worse point is that, I can't curse you!" she added. "That part is because of mum" she muttered under her breath.
"Hey, Fred or George or actually both of you," Ron said. "Is there any way at all we can skip Mcgonagall's detention? He asked uncertainly.
"No" The twins said in unison sounding sad.
"Don't worry, no one has ever been able to escape Mcgonagall's detention. So it's pretty obvious that you four also can't escape her detention." Said Lee Jordan a fellow Gryffindor.
"What do you mean even we can't?" asked George sounding angry.
"The full Hogwarts knows one thing, that no one has ever been able to escape Mcgongall's detention, nor can anyone do so now nor anything like this will be happening in the future." Lee concluded.
"We took offense to that!" the twins said in unison.
Ron and Ginny were looking at them in disbelief. If Fred and George were planning something which would help them to escape Mcgonagall's detention, then today the plan definitely included them.
"We Weasleys can do anything!" Fred and George sang.
"This is something you Weasleys also can't do" Parvati said.
It looked like the whole common room had been listening on to this conversation now.
"Oh we can!" Fred said defensively.
"Oh we will" George added.
"We will definitely escape Mcgonagall's detention today!" They said in unison.
"Don't promise things that are not possible" Hermione said.
"You all are underestimating the power of us Weasleys!" said Ron who had also joined this conversation now.
"And we will escape Mcgongall's detention today!" said Ginny.
"TOGETHER!" the four of them said together.
"Fine, so 20 galleons?" Lee asked the twins. "Five galleon for each of you who escape her detention."
"You are gambling?" Ginny asked.
"We are in!" The twins said.
A/N: Review time!
Chapter-7 Blackmail
In Mcgonagall's office after Ron and Ginny escaped
While Fred and George were serving their detention, Professor Mcgongall was watching them (like a hawk).
"Um professor?" Fred asked.
"Yes?" Mcgonagall replied.
"Did you just realise what happened?" Fred asked.
"Oh yes, your brother got extremely sick and your sister took him to the hospital wing." She replied. "This is supposed to be a detention and not an Azkaban trial where you are interrogating me!" she said sternly. "I hope you both haven't forgotten that?"
They shook their heads.
Once out of earshot the twins started having a conversation in whispers.
"Doesn't look like she understood what Ron and Ginny just did" said Fred.
George nodded.
"Well at least we will get ten galleons from Lee" George added positively.
"Yeah, but I had not expected them to leave! I thought it would either be only us both or all four of us!" said Fred.
George nodded in agreement.
It seemed as though there was no chance at all for them to escape this extremely gross detention. But then Mcgonagall spoke and it gave them the idea on how to escape her detention.
" and ? Mcgonagall spoke.
"Yes professor?" They said in unison.
"As a matter of interest, I wanted to know how were you able to steal your sister's chocolate at dawn? I mean boys aren't allowed in girls dormitories. It seems practically impossible for you to enter the girls dormitory seeing as any boy who tries to go there, the stairs change itself to a slide making impossible to reach their destination!" she concluded.
The twins grinned at each other. And then replied to Mcgonagall's question now with an evil grin on their faces.
"You see professor, we two have our own ways of breaking into places we are not allowed." Said Fred.
"The places can be literally anywhere in castle. Including girls dormitory, or Snape's private potions store or even a Professor's bedroom!" said George, emphasising on the word 'professors bedroom'.
Mcgonagall's face whitened with fear. "A professor's bedroom?" she asked them trying to sound normal.
"Yes a professor's bedroom" said George. "We are pretty experienced in such things" he added sounding proud.
"We broke into Dumbledore's Room, Snape's Room, Flitwick's Room, Mad-eye's Room (that was before we realised that he was actually Crouch's son!) and Umbridge's Room. Said Fred counting on his fingers.
Climax time!
"Just so you know in advance professor, we only plan to break into those professor's bedroom who give us detention. We broke into professor Dumbledore's room only because of fun, but for others we don't until they give us detention" George said sounding very happy. "Especially horrible detentions" he added.
"So you see professor we are very experienced in such things!" Fred concluded excitedly.
Professor Mcgonagall thought for a moment. This detention was actually very horrible, so did that mean that they were planning on breaking into her bedroom next? No, she can't let this happen, she has to do something.
"Boys, you can leave!" she said her voice trembling.
"As you wish professor" they said in happily in unison.
_.X._
Once out of earshot the Weasley twins were very extremely happy. The four of them had done something no one has ever been able to.
"Freddie? Looks like we all did it!" George said.
"Georgie? I have been thinking exactly the same thing!" Fred said enthusiastically.
"Let's go to the common room" Fred said after giving his twin a high-five.
A/N: Please review! (or else I might order the twins to attack your bedroom! Just joking again!)
Chapter-8 Happy late realisation day to myself!
Mcgonagall was getting prepared to go to bed. But just as she was about she saw herself in the mirror. She looked very tired and worried. Then she realised her actual reason of being worried. She quickly went and closed her windows and put a spell on it so that only she could open it. She did the same thing to her bedroom door as well. The Weasley twins are dangerous she thought and then imagined getting up in the morning and finding her bedroom completely untidy. Everything was on the floor and there was ink all over her and her hair was completely green and orange! She screamed but then realised that she was just imagining. Then someone suddenly spoke.
"Hahaha, you were imagining something deeply weren't you?" the unknown voice spoke
"Yes, I was, but who are you? Come face to face and talk to me you coward! Mcgonagall replied.
"I am your very own reflection." The voice said.
Mcgonagall was talking to her reflection. Interesting she thought.
"Have you realised what you have done?" her reflection asked her.
"I have protected myself in all ways magically possible." She replied back.
Her reflection just rolled her eyes.
"It's been more than an hour since the detention got over and you still haven't realised what happened? God why did I need to be your reflection!" the reflection said.
"Detention? What is it I haven't realised? Mcgonagall asked her reflection.
"You made a big mistake today. Let me explain. Today Weasley didn't actually go sick, he just acted to. And you simply sent Weasley with him to the hospital wing. Technically they escaped your detention." The reflection said calmly.
"They did what?" Mcgonagall asked sounding outraged.
"Escaped your detention. So did the Weasley twins, they scared you by telling how expert room breakers they are, especially at night. It was obvious that they would have not broken into your bedroom at all. Seeing as you are the professor they respect the most. But you didn't even think and told them to go. So even the twins escaped." The reflection concluded.
"Wow! Didn't know that I was the one the Weasleys respected the most and I still can't believe that the Weasleys escaped my detention. Even James Potter and Sirius Black couldn't do that!" said Mcgonagall.
"Well Happy Late Realisation Day" the reflection said rolling her eyes.
"So does that mean they were the only ones born ever to do so?" Mcgonagall asked.
But no one replied.
Mcgonagall looked in the mirror and started waving at her reflection saying 'hello' a couple of times and then realised that she was being stupid.
"Talking to yourself is one of the signs to indicate that you are entering old age and have become very old indeed!" one of the pictures on the wall said sighing.
"Thank you for your recommendation Celina!" Mcgonagall replied coldly.
But afterall she thought that the way the Weasleys fooled her to escape her detention was actually great.
"10 points to Gryffindor each (referring to the four Weasleys) for using their collect use of intellect for detentions. She said and went to sleep.
CHAPTER-9 THE BIG LOSS AT THE WAR
The day Fred and George left Hogwarts many people cried including some professors like Sprout, Flitwick, Mcgonagall and funnily enough even Snape had tears in his eyes! Professor Dumbledore just beamed at them and then hugged both of them. He also thanked them because whilst at Hogwarts they gave him a very good time by their great jokes and practical pranks.
"It's not an end!" Fred said.
"We have opened a shop called Weasley's Wizard Wheezes in Diagon Alley! You can find us there! Special discounts to our professors! George said. "FYI It is a joke shop not a book shop!" he concluded and they left.
_.x._
The Wizarding World War two took place. During the war Percy returned and the full Weasley family including Phlegm were reunited once more. But an extremely dreadful thing takes place. The war kills Fred, Remus, Tonks and many more people. But Voldemort dies. The world was peaceful once more. After the war, there were many people crying around for the family member they lost. When Fred died, there was not a single person who didn't have tears in their eyes. Even Fleur Delacour was crying.
"E didn't deserve to die!" Phlegm/ Fleur cried. "I still can't believe zis!" "someone plzz tell me zis is a dream!" she kept on crying.
Hermione and Ginny just kept staring at her in shock. And they had nothing to snap at her.
The Wizarding War II brought many loses, big loses. Many people died just to make the world a better place to live.
When Ron and Ginny left Hogwarts together. As Ron's education had stopped because of the hunt for horcruxes, they left together. People saluted them and once again everyone had tears in their eyes. They were still in shock because of Fred's death and now the only two Weasleys were also leaving. Hogwarts was going to be silent once more and sadly enough it was going to be Weasley free.
A/N: Please review my story and I hope you enjoy!
Chapter-9 THE WEASLEY MEMORIAL
19 years later
Everyone was gathered in the Gryffindor common room and staring at a huge memorial. Even the newly sort first years were staring at a huge memorial named The Weasley Memorial present right in the centre of the common room. It had picture of four red headed people- Fred, George, Ron and Ginny. The memorial was made by Lee Jordan to respect the Weasleys.
"So, looks like mum was also used to break rules, fool people and use her intellect for escaping detentions. Unbelievable! Sighed James Sirius Potter- the son of Harry Potter and Ginevra Weasley.
"Why is it unbelievable? Even uncle Ron, uncle Fred and my dad are there on the memorial, and dad and uncle Ron keep boasting around about how much they loved breaking rules!" said Fred Weasley II.- the son of George Weasley and Angelina Johnson.
"It is unbelievable! I mean mum keeps on shouting at me continuously for three hours if I fool someone or break just one rule! And look here, she is famous for breaking more than a dozen rules, fooling people around and hexing people who annoy her! Unfair! Said James.
"You forgot to mention what was written in the letter aunt Ginny sent you the other day. What was written on it" asked Fred.
"Let me tell you, but don't laugh!" said James and then he started describing the letter his mum had written to him a few days ago.
Dear Jamie,( stop laughing Fred! That's what my mum calls me!- James said as Fred had started laughing like a maniac.)
I got a letter from headmistress Mcgonagall today. She complained me that you have again started to break school rules, fool people and many more things (my list is endless!). Me and your father are really really really disappointed in you! We never had expected complains about your behaviour, but now almost every day we get a letter complaining from one of the Hogwarts Professors! If you cross another toe out of the line, we will straight bring you home Jamie! ("Stop laughing" said James as Fred started to laugh like a maniac again.) Me and your father are very disappointed in you! Please do not break any more rules and that is not a request but an order! You know how angry I can get when I want to, so watch your every single step from now on young man!
From your loving mum.
"This is the end of letter!" sighed James.
"Feel bad for you Jamie!" said Fred not sounding sorry at all and trying his best to hide his grin.
"Shut up Fred! She clearly lied about one thing though. Dad never felt disappointed in me nor does he now nor will he ever feel so! He just keeps laughing when he gets a letter complaining about me and he always was against mum for punishing me or getting me grounded." Sighed James
"Wait a minute! WAS?" said Fred. "What do you mean he was?" he asked uncertainly.
"Well, dad saved me from punishments and from getting grounded for nine whole years. But after that something awful happened. Mum lost it completely on dad and said that he was spoiling me and that it would affect my future and the usual blah blah. Even dad got angry and there was a terrible fight. I was enjoying this fight, Al froze and Lily got extremely scared then started to cry and then flooed to uncle Ron and aunt Hermione's house for help. Meanwhile mum and dad started to duel. I got some popcorn (I mean who would want to watch such an interesting fight without popcorn or drinks?) Al was completely frozen. Unfortunately, Uncle Ron and Aunt Hermione came just in time to stop the duel and from that day onwards, dad is extremely scared of mum like Uncle Ron and others." Finished James.
"Honestly Jamie, you were enjoying this fight and were watching the fight while eating popcorn? And Unfortuntely? It was lucky uncle and aunt came or who knows what could have happened? Ooh but I am really hoping even I was there, I literally missed a lot of fun!" said Fred. "Plus your mum sounds scary! She is always soo good to me, but you?"
"Agree. I love uncle Ron, your dad, uncle Charlie and Uncle Bill. They are soooo cool and great!" said James.
"Agree. Totally agree." Said Fred.
There was a moment pause and then James said, "Are you thinking what I am thinking?" he asked.
"Maybe" said Fred slowly looking up at James. "I had a plan. What about we do something great and mischievous like our parents?" Fred asked now sounding excited.
"And then we can make them proud and angry at the same time. Plus there will maybe just maybe, also be a memorial with our name on it!" said James enthusiastically. "I was thinking exactly the same thing!"
"Amazing, we are on the same page so let us make a deal that we will be the next generation of extreme trouble makers. Deal?" said Fred.
"Deal! Wait a minute, I thought we were already trouble makers?" asked James.
"We were but now we will extreme. Terribly extreme." Explained Fred.
"Sounds great! But one thing, we will be in this together." Added James.
"Of course! No doubts there. Everyone will be like two much! Not too much when we are mentioned! Said Fred excitedly.
"Amazing Fred!" replied James.
"Together
Forever
You and me!" they sang together.
"Whoa! Did we just sing one of the Barbie songs!?" James asked.
Then a second year girl beside them was talking to her friend and this is their convo.
"This is my favourite Barbie song!" said the second year girl and started singing
'I am a Barbie girl in the Barbie world
Life in plastic, it's fantastic!
You can brush my hair,…
Imagination, life is your creation!'
"Ooh I like this song too! But this is my favourite Barbie song! Listen! Said her friend.
'B-A-R'
'B-I-E'
'Together, Forever
You and Me!'
The girls started giggling.
Fred and James turned to each other, they were eavesdropping in their conversation. And then Fred replied.
"Um Jamie? Unfortunately, we did sing one of the Barbie songs." Replied Fred back sounding sad and shocked.
"Having younger sister is a pain! Lily keeps on listening to these songs!" said James referring to his younger sister Lily Luna Potter.
"I totally agree! Roxanne does that too! All the time!" said Fred referring to his sister Roxanne.
"So never really mind, let us act like none of this happened and proceed with our extreme trouble causing plans!" said James quickly changing the topic.
"Ok! Team Weasley is on the roll! Let's get this show on the road!" said Fred.
"Excuse me? What do you mean by 'team Weasley'? I thought we were in this together! Said James sounding outraged.
"We are that's why the name is 'team Weasley'! said Fred calmly.
"But I am not a Weasley! I am a Potter!" replied James back.
"Earth to James? You are a Weasley Potter! Your mum is a Weasley." Said Fred.
"She was a Weasley. And my full name is James Sirius Potter! Not James Weasley Potter!
"Honestly? The name is going to be team Weasley!" Said Fred.
"Team Potter" said James.
"Team Weasley!" said Fred
"Potter!"
"Weasley!"
"Potttttttttttter!
"Weassssssssssllllleeeeyyy!"
Both of them suddenly stopped. Then James gave an idea.
"What about TEAM FAMES or TEAM JRED?" James asked.
"James!" said Fred sounding outraged. "We were always cousins, we are cousins and we will always be cousins! Nothing more than that!" said Fred.
"Hey! You are getting me in a wrong…" started James but was cut by Fred.
"There is no way I am going to date you! And nor will you date me at any cost! We will never marry and we will never have children! We can never be a couple! And even if we are, you will be the mummy, not me! I know it is not possible for you to become a mummy but still you will be the mummy and I will be the daddy! Said Fred sounding tensed.
"Fred listen to me!" said James. "I never meant any of those things!"
"Oh!" said Fred. "I went extremely tensed. That sounded like a couple name. I literally thought you would take me to madam Pudifoot's teashop and I would have to snog you and then things will grow strong and then one day…! Phew!"
"You are a nutter, honestly!" said James. "You literaly made me a mummy when I am a guy!"
"What about a team with no name?" asked Fred.
"Sounds boring but way better than snogging you!" said James.
"Ok, that's finalised- no team name!" said Fred.
They walked together and then disappeared.
A/N: Please review and let me know if you liked my story and tell me my errors so I don't make these mistakes.