A/N: Hope you're all digging this story/multipart chapter, however you're reading it as. I own nothing. Don't sue me. I have no rupees for you. This chapter is going to have a lot of scene changes, semi-consensual sex, and some kink...just for fair warning. Skip it if you want.

CHAPTER 5

A week before the wedding, Link and Malon went to stay with their respective Maid of Honor and Best Man, per Hylian tradition. As such, Malon stayed with Anju in Kakariko, and Link stayed in Goron City. Malon took Epona and the carriage to Impa's house, while Link took Valindar as far as Kakariko, where he kept Epona company while Link went to stay with the Gorons.

"BROTHER LINK!" Darunia roared as Link stepped into Darunia's chambers.

"Hello Darunia. It's nearly time..." Link smiled.

"Hmm, yes, many preparations need to be made. No worries. I've got this. Why, I was Best Man for His Royal Highness, King Harkinian III! HAW HAW!" Darunia laughed. "Anyway, I'll lead you to your chamber. Hope it suits you well enough..." Darunia led Link to the top floor, and into a very large room.

"Didn't this used to be full of boulders?" Link asked.

"Yes, indeed. We've moved those to another location. Now, it once again serves as a groom chamber!" Darunia exclaimed.

Link looked around at the large bed and chest of drawers against the far wall of the room, and noted the other furnishings. "Wow, you thought of everything here!" Link exclaimed.

"Finest linens from Gerudo Fortress, best furniture from Hyrule, made with the finest wood from the Lost Woods. Yup, it's all here, as it was when His Royal Highness stayed here," Darunia grinned proudly.

"I must say, I'm impressed!" Link exclaimed.

"Oh ho, just wait until we feast. THEN you can be impressed. I had the Royal Chef bring me thirty pounds of the finest food he had in his stores. Yup, only the best for my Sworn Brother!" Darunia bragged. "Though, I am embarrassed to admit, we Gorons know nothing of people food, so I had to hire a Sheikah chef to prepare all your meals for you," Darunia sheepishly added.

"I'm sure it'll be fine. Who did you hire? I'm friends with many of the Sheikah," Link noted.

"A very nice old woman named Impaz," Darunia smiled.

"Oh, wow. She's like, the best chef in Hyrule! Well, I think so anyway," Link exclaimed.

"Excellent! Well, go ahead and get settled, then come down to dinner!" Darunia tapped Link on the back, sending him forward a few feet, before rolling out.

"Damn these Gorons and their strength," Link grumbled, getting up onto his feet and walking to the chest of drawers to put away his things.

Malon, in the meantime, was getting her things set up in Kakariko with Anju.

"I'm so glad we have this time together. I hardly ever get to see you anymore," Anju smiled.

"I know. Running a ranch is hard work and takes all our time. I'm so glad Princess Zelda sent a team to take over our duties for the next couple weeks," Malon giggled.

"Well, I've got so much fun planned! First, get your things put away, then I'll cook dinner for us. I'd like to hear all about Link. He's so mysterious," Anju noted.

"Well, Link is like anyone else in Hyrule...except he grew up in The Lost Woods, and had no human parents to take care of him..."

"Oh, wow, I had no idea!" Anju exclaimed. "What happened to his parents?"

"All I know is, his mother and father lived in the Forest Fortress during the Great War, and his mother was severely injured in an attack on the Fortress. She entrusted the Great Deku Tree with raising Link moments before she died," Malon explained.

"So, Link never actually grew up? He was raised to be a child?" Anju gasped.

Malon laughed, "Well, that would explain his childish tendencies...though, do men ever really grow up?"

Anju thought about that. "Now that you mention it, I don't think they do..."

"Well, no matter. I love Link, and I'm going to marry him, no matter how young he acts sometimes," Malon grinned.

"So...tell me...what made you fall in love with him?" Anju asked.

Malon thought about it for a second. "He was just always so thoughtful, and just always...there, you know? Like, he'd appear just when I started thinking about how he was holding up, or whatever. Or I'd be feeling sad, and he'd bring me flowers from Hyrule Field, or a trinket from the Bazaar, or something just to remind me that he was thinking about me,"

"Aww, that's so sweet. You two make such a great couple," Anju gushed.

"Well, I hope so...we ARE getting married after all," Malon giggled.

"I wish Kafei would propose to me. He keeps telling me that he's ready, but he worries because he can't afford an engagement ring," Anju sighed.

"Well, I'm sure it's a difficult thing, being a groundskeeper at the castle," Malon commented.

"I told him I didn't care about a ring, but he insists that he court me following the Hylian traditions," Anju explained.

"Well, I can certainly see both points of view, here..." Malon said thoughtfully.

Meanwhile, on Death Mountain...

"What do ya mean, NO STRIPPERS?! What's a bachelor's party without strippers?" Darunia bellowed.

"Look, the only strippers in Hyrule are Gerudo. I know ALL of the Gerudo. Have you any idea how awkward it would be for not just me, but them as well?" Link explained.

"How do you know all the Gerudo? Wait, no, I just figured it out...ok, you have a point. Yes, that would be awkward...wait! What if we got some strippers from Alnrauf? I'm sure Sworn Brother Azastan could help out with the arrangements," Darunia suggested.

"THAT I could get behind," Link agreed.

"Excellent! I'll send word right away! GOR EBIZO!"

"Yes, Big Brother Darunia, what can I do for you?" a Goron appeared at the door to Darunia's chamber.

"Take this message to Hyrule's international courier. Tell him that time is of the essence in this matter, and that I require immediate response," Darunia said, as he wrote a letter and sealed it with wax, and handed it to Gor Ebizo.

"Consider it done!" Gor Ebizo replied as he curled into a ball and rolled out of the chamber and down the mountain.

"He'll be back by the time dinner is ready," Darunia smiled.

Link smiled back. "Thank you, Darunia. It will be interesting seeing short eared women for the first time,"

"That's the spirit, Brother!" Darunia laughed as he slapped Link out of the room and into the bottom of the giant urn. "Oops, you ok, Brother?"

Link groaned. "I need two hearts, then I'll be fine. The beeping is worse than the pain,"

"Here, Brother, take these. On the house," the Goron shopkeeper appeared and handed Link two hearts before going back into his store.

"That's better. THANK YOU!" Link shouted towards the store.

"DON'T MENTION IT!" came the reply.

Link went back to his own chamber to lay down. It was going to be a very busy and long couple of weeks. He could feel it in his bones. Or maybe that was the bruises from Darunia's slap. Either way, these fourteen next days would keep Link very busy.

"WHAT!? You did WHAT, now?!" Malon couldn't believe her ears.

"I hired strippers. From Korodai. My brother is a travel agent, and he was able to use his connections to get ten cabana boys from Korodai to agree to do a strip show for us. Isn't that exciting?" Anju squealed.

"Ten men will NOT fit in this house!" Malon gasped.

"Impa agreed to let us use her house," Anju explained. "She even took the cow out of the cage and installed a ladder leading up to the ledge,"

"So, a cage revue?" Malon asked, tilting her head curiously.

Anju grinned mischievously. "Precisely,"

"Oh, wow...I've never seen a cage revue before..." Malon replied.

"Nor have I. But I HAVE seen Korodai men before. They are HOT! So tan, and muscular, with those eyes...oh Goddesses! I don't know if they'll go full nude, or if they'll just strip down to their shorts, but either way, I can't wait! They'll be here in three days." Anju stated.

"Well, then...I guess I can't complain...but, I mean, WHY would you do this? I never asked for this. And it must have been really expensive...not to mention it's kind of cheating..." Malon started.

Anju cut in. "Don't worry about it. They're strippers, not prostitutes. It is Hyrule tradition to have at least one strip show before your marriage. Why, I don't know...it's just the way it's been since Skyloft came down. Where's your sense of fun?"

"Have you ever seen Link naked?" Malon asked.

Anju blushed and covered her cheeks with her hands. "Well, actually...I did see him without a shirt once...down by Lake Hylia...like, I was shocked...then he turned around and waved at me, and I saw his perfect chest and washboard stomach as he lifted his tunic over his head...I admit...it turned me on more than I would have liked,"

Malon giggled, "Oh dear. Then you've never seen his best features,"

"Wait...don't tell me...I really don't need to know..." Anju continued to hide behind her hands.

"Well, yeah, I mean, aside from the obvious, his legs are amazing, especially when he..."

"Stop, nope, no, just don't even...I don't want to hear about what you and Link get up to. Unless you want to hear about what Kafei and I get up to..." Anju started.

"Ahh, heh heh, no, that's ok, Anju. I get your point. Enough of that, yeah? What else other than strippers have you got planned?"

"Well, there are going to be games..."

Link interrupted Darunia. "Games? What kind of games?"

"Well, nothing as exciting as Bombchu Bowling, or a shooting gallery, but I'm sure we can come up with something entertaining, such as Goron racing and sumo wrestling," Darunia answered.

"Well, I do like watching a good race, so, that could be fun. I could even sumo wrestle, if I'm allowed to wear my iron boots," Link suggested.

"Excellent! Then this will be a fantastic time, indeed!" Darunia cheered. "Ah, Gor Ebizo! What news do you bring from Alnrauf's Prince?"

"The Prince has agreed to fulfill your request, Big Brother. He has sent a ship to pick up and deliver what you have requested from Alnrauf," Gor Ebizo answered.

"Excellent. Then they should arrive in three days time. In the meantime, we need to set up for the games, as we discussed earlier, as well as prepare for supper,"

"I will let Impaz know immediately, Big Brother," Gor Ebizo rolled out.

Supper for both Link and Malon was exceptional. Both the best man and the maid of honor fulfilled their roles perfectly. For the next couple of days, it was party central in both Goron City and Kakariko Village. Then, on the third day...

"What the...Darunia? Darunia, close your mouth...I know they're hot, but c'mon, man, they are NOT our type!"

"They're here for Link, Gor Amoto. Not for us. But I sure do wish I was Hylian right about now..."

In Kakariko...

"Hey, I heard there's a couple of fine young women here looking for a bit of fun..."

"Um, yes...why don't you fine young gentlemen meet me around back? Ok, so how I want this to work is, I want the first four to come up this ladder one at a time. The stage is just through that opening up there. The remaining six will come in two groups of three, and do a bit of grinding on each other," Anju explained the routine she had in her head.

"That will not be a problem. Six of us are bi. The other four are gay, but love to perform for any audience. Did you also want some one on one time?"

"No, but the guest of honor would really appreciate a 'special treat', if you get my drift," Anju clarified with a wink.

Link was brought to a chamber with a stage set up in the middle of the room, and seated at a table. A skylight lit up the stage in an otherwise dark room that only had the candle on the table for light once the four torches were extinguished. The great booming voice of Darunia broke the silence.

"And now, courtesy of Prince Azastan of Alnrauf, as well as the denizens of Goron City, we have a special show for Hyrule's greatest Hero. Now presenting...THE AMAZING DANCING GIRLS OF ELCHION CITY!"

Gor Liggs cued the music, and two beautiful young women with unusual features danced onto the stage and performed a dance unlike any Link had ever seen. While this was going on, a third young lady wearing a maroon bikini top and matching harem pants with a strawberry blonde pixie cut and a scent of cloves and cinnamon sauntered over to Link's table and straddled him.

She whispered into Link's ear: "My name is Iliana. I'm all yours, handsome," She removed her shawl and put it around Link's neck. She brushed her fingers over Link's cheeks, and kissed his forehead. She noticed something poking her thigh. She stood up and sashayed behind him. She snaked her arms around his shoulders, her hands caressing his pecs. She whispered in his other ear: "You really like me, huh? I'm flattered. I've never met a man as beautiful as you," She ran one hand up Link's shoulder, up his neck, across his face and over his ear. "I've never seen ears like yours before, nor have I ever seen so many Gorons in one place. This is a wonderful country, isn't it?"

Link stammered nervously. "Um, well, I mean, i-it's alright...I guess? I mean, I've only ever been out of Hyrule once, and that was when I fell into Termina..."

"Oh my! Been to Termina and back...mmm, you ARE an intriguing man...what do you do when you aren't out adventuring?" Iliana nuzzled Link as she spoke seductively.

"Um, well, I run the...um...ranch...here in Hyrule..."

"That's how you got these powerful muscles, huh?" Iliana giggled, amused that this extravagant show was being staged for a lowly ranch hand. "Tell me...why do they call you Hero?" She ran her tongue over Link's pointy ear.

"W-well...I s-saved H-Hyrule from a g-great and p-p-powerful evil...b-but that was m-many years ago,"

"Oh, but it couldn't have been THAT long ago, sweet cheeks...what are you, 20? Maybe?" Iliana smirked, taking Link's hat off and putting it on her head.

"Iliana, you're a beautiful woman, and yeah, I'm very turned on right now, but I'm not so flustered that I don't know that I'm in my 30's," Link smiled as he took his hat off Iliana's head and placed it back on his own. Link whispered in her ear, "You have a very pretty mouth, by the way. You really should close it, though,"

Iliana smiled. "You're sweet, heroic, ageless, and beautiful. A girl could easily fall in love with you,"

Link smiled and whispered in her ear. "One already has. This exotic dance party is part of my bachelor festivities. I'm sure my bride-to-be is enjoying herself; no reason I can't,"

Iliana lowered her harem pants, revealing a thong. She undid her bra, as well, then sat on Link's lap. "Well, then...we'd better make this as good as we can," Link didn't notice Iliana signal to the other two girls, who were now making their way to Link's table. Nor did he notice that they had left the stage and were heading in his direction. Soon enough, he found himself lying on the table naked (how he was suddenly naked, he had no idea, but we've all been there at least once, am I right?) surrounded by three beautiful women themselves mostly undressed.

Back at Impa's house, two redheads were enjoying a really nice male revue...except for one...small...problem.

Anju whispered to Malon, "These first four don't have much between their legs, do they?"

Malon whispered back, "Maybe they're growers?"

Anju whispered, "Let's wait until the second part of the show before we make any assumptions," Malon nodded in response. The last man in the cage thought he was being admired, and changed up his moves in response to seeing two attractive women whispering and pointing at him.

When his song was over, the man left the cage, and Anju changed the phonograph record. Three men made their way into the cage and started a seductive dance with each other. Three more men entered the house and surrounded Malon, who was still seated and watching the stage show, which was getting pretty heavy...

"MMMF!" Link made a noise as his face suddenly found itself between two large globes of flesh.

"Hee hee, your face feels so good under my butt. Do you like it under there?" Iliana giggled.

"Look at this rod! Omigosh, it's HUGE!" One of the other strippers exclaimed, holding Link's rock hard manhood with both hands.

"These balls though...wow! I bet he could impregnate all of us in one go!" exclaimed the third girl, bouncing Link's balls.

"I'm going to ride him..." Iliana announced, getting off Link's face and positioning herself over his member.

One of the other women, a small but curvy brunette, got up on the table and straddled Link's face.

"Oh yeah, that's it...lick my clit. You like that, don't you?" she moaned.

Back in Kakariko, Malon had removed her clothes and was bumping and grinding naked with three very good looking, muscular, and as it turns out, well-endowed, men.

"Wow, you guys are sure big down there," She moaned as the three guys pressed their seven inch long but very thick dicks against her body.

Anju also had gotten into the spirit, and coaxed one of the guys away from Malon. She fondled him, and much to his delight, decided to also treat him to a blowjob. Malon, in the meantime, was preparing herself for a double penetration.

"I'm not sure I can take you both...I mean, you're both so thick," Malon moaned.

"No worries. We'll use plenty of oil, and we'll be gentle," the man behind her whispered. Soon, Malon was full of Korodai dick, in both her ass and her pussy. She never felt more full than right now, but wasn't sure if she was enjoying it or not.

Link wasn't sure if he was enjoying his treatment, either. He had two women taking turns riding his face, and one woman riding his dick. It felt...rehearsed. Not natural. Like no one was truly enjoying themselves, except Iliana. She was DEFINITELY enjoying herself. The other two were just doing what they were doing because they felt obligated. Link definitely enjoyed their unique scents and flavors, but they weren't Malon. There was none of the warmth he experienced with Malon. It all seemed cold and calculating. Iliana was the only warmth Link could feel between the three women, but unfortunately, he could not return the feeling. After he came, he immediately went soft, much to Iliana's displeasure. As soon as she got off him, the other two women made their way back to the stage.

"That's quite a dick you've got there. I have never had so many orgasms in one go before. Thank you so much! Your fiance is very lucky," Iliana kissed Link's forehead and got back to the stage just as the music ended, and the three women got dressed and left.

Malon, despite having a dick in each lower hole, only managed one orgasm, and a pretty weak one at that. She didn't even squirt. She just wasn't feeling it. Anju was pleased with the load she had been fed; it was sweet and large. Malon couldn't wait to wash the cum out of her body, though, and was grateful when the strippers left.

"Wow, that was hot!" Anju exclaimed.

"Not really, but glad you enjoyed yourself. I have to wash up, now," Malon replied, heading to the wash basin.

"Aww, what's wrong?" Anju asked, putting her hand on Malon's shoulder.

"Honestly? As big as their dicks were, they had absolutely no rhythm," Malon replied.

"I don't know, Darunia. I'm glad I had that experience, but I never want a repeat of it,"

Darunia nodded. "King Harkinian said the exact same thing about his strip show. I understand. How about we get you some food and drink?"

"Let me wash up, and I'll meet you in the dining hall," Link replied, smiling.