Courtney is shown in her perfectly clean bedroom. She winks and points to herself as she is about to tell the story of her life after Total Drama. She is wearing a pink tank top and a dark pink pencil skirt with three gold buttons on the front.
"You've all been waiting to see me, right? Well, sorry to disappoint, but I don't have a sob story for you! My life is great!"
She thinks back to a photo taken of her in front of her university. She's crouched down, one arm on her knee and the other on the opposite knee while flashing a peace sign and giving the duck face. She's wearing her college university jacket with 'NSU' on the front of it, blue jeans, and green boots to her ankles.
"I've been in Uni, studying pre-law which is where I met my girlfriend, Cecily!"
She thinks of another photo of her with Cecily. She has her eyes closed and her arms wrapped around Cecily's neck. She kisses Cecily on the cheek and Cecily poses with her thumb up, her other arm wrapped around Courtney's waist as she smiles to the camera.
Courtney stands in front of the TV, showing viewers of the comic a video of her in an episode of Total Drama Action where she's sliding underneath laser sensors.
"Do I regret Total Drama? Sure. It was a total waste of time in a lot of ways. But, if anything, my performance has only made me more attractive to employers. And I've kept my clothes on. Unlike certain TD stars who I happened to despise since the beginning."
She thinks back to when Zoey was featured on Sierra's talk show. Sierra motions to a photo of Zoey where she's wearing It shows Sierra's talk show and she is looking shocked with a microphone in her hand as she stares at a photo of Zoey. a tank top that has a string exposing her breasts, but covers her nipples. Her lips are in a pursed kiss and she has her hands on her hips. There is a headline over the photo that reads 'What is going on with Zoey?' and Courtney holds up a red bullhorn.
"Called it!"
She then looks to the comic reader as she thinks about what to say next.
"Hmm, what else?" She smiles as she brings her hands close to her face. "Oh, Duncan is in jail!"