Never Have I Ever
Guldo: Never have I ever cursed out my parents.
Recoome Burter: Guilty…
Jeice: Nope.
Guldo: I feel like you're lying Jeice.
Jeice: My parents died…
Guldo: Oh, forgot about that… Sorry.
Recoome: Never have I ever called a higher official here dad.
Jeice: I have.
Recoome Burter: What? Who?!
Guldo: I'm not surprised you've done that, but I'm curious about you said it to. Captain Ginyu?
Jeice: Zarbon.
Burter: Zarbon hates all of us the most though, and he hates everyone except Lord Frieza.
Jeice: (Turns a deeper shade of red) Um, I mean, when I joined the force, I was with Zarbon and Dodoria. Zarbon always talked about how much he wanted to have a child, so I guess he adopted me?
Recoome: Wait, you're only 15 right?
Jeice: Yes… how old are you guys again?
Burter: 20
Recoome: 19
Guldo: 19
Jeice: D-dangit… Okay, I'll go… Never have I-
Guldo: Wait, I have a really good one. Never have I ever spoke a language other than Brenchian. And if I am speaking it right now, I am guilty as charged and must do Guldo's dare.
Jeice: H-huh?!
Recoome: Huh, just realized we're all speaking Brenchian right now because Jeice can't speak English.
Jeice: I picked up on a few words!
Burter: Can you say a full sentence?
Guldo: Actually, this will be good for you. Jeice, find Salza and start speaking English to him.
Jeice: Wait, guys!
Recoome: (picks Jeice up) There's no escaping this one little man.
Jeice: End my suffering-
Recoome: (puts Jeice down in the corridors) There you go, and don't come back 'til you've done it.
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Salza: Ugh, what do you want Jeice?
Jeice: I am bread.
Salza: What?
Jeice: (Turns deep crimson) You too, are bread.
Salza: You idiot! I will beat you until you talk to me normally!
Jeice: Saku is a gyro.
Salza: … That's it you're screwed.
Saku: (Walks up to Salza) Hey Salza, hey Jeice!
Jeice: Hey bitch!
Salza: JEICE!!!
Saku: It's fine, the way he uses it is female dog.
Salza: Wait.. is he trying to speak English?
Saku: Yeah, I overheard the other Ginyus and they told him to speak English to you. He doesn't even understand what you were saying the whole time.
Salza: … Don't make me feel bad about it!
Saku: Aww, so you DO care about him!
Salza: We're from the same planet, why wouldn't- WAIT, I mean I hate him!
Saku: Haha, if Zarbon heard that he'd go from 0-100 on your sorry French butt.
Salza: Just shut up!
Saku: Oh! That gives me an idea! Jeice knows this too. Jeice, Spanish Inquisition!
Salza: What the heck is tha-
Jeice: You climb the stairs to adulthood, but you're still a Cinderella~
Salza: (Has a puzzled look to then burst out wheezing) Okay fine! He's like a little brother to me!
Saku: (As Salza is slowly dying) That's exactly what I thought.
Author's Note: The Spanish Inquisition is a reference from Asobi Asobase