This one was hard to write, as the two boy blunders interacted a lot in the movie. But we know what's really on li'l Robin's mind …
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"... but with several more years of training and assuming you reach a normal height ..."
"Let's be done shaking hands now." Bobble head Robin interrupted as he scowled at "five heads" Robin.
"Have it your way …" The taller boy deadpanned as he released his hand and stood up.
"You think you're so great. But you don't have anything I don't have."
"Really?" Robin was unable to veil the skepticism in his voice. "I'm tall, my hands are normally sized, I don't have bad breath, my team respects me … shall I go on?"
"No, you don't … and the truth is, you do have something I don't have … and want."
That taller masked boy grinned. "Starfire."
The shorter lad became crestfallen, "Yeah, her."
"So, what are you gonna do about it?"
"I dunno." He muttered in reply.
The taller hero crossed his arms. "Do you want her or not?"
"Of course I do!"
"Then get off your butt and win her over."
"You think I haven't tried!"
Bobblehead Starfire was chatting with her trans-dimensional twin. They briefly stopped chatting and quickly glanced at the boys wonder before they resumed chatting.
"You're doing it all wrong."
"I know that already. What else can I do?"
The taller Titan looked away, towards the girls, both noticed his gaze and smiled back at him.
"Well, for starters, you need to win your team's respect."
"Yeah, yeah, I've tried that."
"I've watched you interact with them. Sure, you're a good fighter and detective. In that way you're like me. But you're also impatient, bombastic and emotional. You want their approval, and they know it. That's why they don't respect you."
"So you're saying that I have to be cold and indifferent like you."
"I wouldn't put it that way, but yes. You have to be true to yourself. Look, you have the talent, you are a Grayson after all, even if you're short and your head is huge."
"And you're obsessive, All you think about is about catching bad guys."
"And you don't?" The taller teen retorted.
The shorter boy crossed his arms and frowned. "So you're telling me that I need to be more like Jason."
"You mean Jason Todd? Are you kidding? Jason's reckless and out of control. He's a terrible successor to me in Gotham."
"Not our Jason. He reminds me of you."
Tall Robin tapped his fingers on his forearms. "Let's try another approach. My Star is the jealous type. I'm gonna go out on a limb and say yours is too. You could try dating someone else. Maybe Kitten?"
"Kitten? Pass."
"I didn't say you had to like her. I once had to date her and Star lost her mind."
"You had to date her?"
"It's a long story. Anyway, the objective is to get Star jealous. She takes you for granted. If you start dating someone else, your value in her eyes will grow."
"I see … but … date Kitten? She's a jerk."
Big Robin heaved an exasperated sigh. "Do you have someone else in mind?"
The shorter boy hesitated before replying. "Well … Blackfire sort of likes me."
He shook his head. "Bad idea."
"Star would get jealous."
"And Blackfire would chain you and make you her slave … how about Bumblebee?"
"She doesn't like me."
"Kole?"
"She's with Jericho."
"Argent?"
"She's weird."
"Terra?"
"She's a psycho."
Taller Robin was running out candidates. "OK, how about Pantha?"
"Hey, even I have standards. I want Star to be jealous, not feel sorry for me."
"Yeah, bad idea … didn't you meet any girls when you lived with Bruce?"
"That was a long time ago. I suppose that in your case the girls threw themselves at you."
"Well … I don't want to brag."
"Sure you don't. So, any other ideas?"
The taller boy looked pensive. "How about Babs?"
"Babs? She's even more obsessive than we are. Besides that, I learned that in a possible future timeline that I could be married to her."
"You could do worse. She is good looking and she can be passionate."
"You know this how?"
"Never mind. Look, this could be your best chance to get Star jealous. And if it doesn't work, Babs is a good consolation prize. She's Bat clan, so she can relate. You could be happy with her."
"But I want Star."
"And maybe you'll get her. But we don't always get what we want. So, are you gonna give it a try?"
"What choice do I have? So I'll date Babs and be aloof with my team. If it doesn't work I'll quot the team, marry Babs and move back to Gotham. Gee, that sounds so exciting."
He looked over and saw that hi teammates had completed their own goodbyes.
"It's time for us to leave."
As he turned towards the portal, his taller twin grabbed his shoulder.
"Dick, one last thing."
"What?"
Robin pointed at his mouth. "Mouthwash, and lots of it."
"Very funny, Good bye, Robin."
"Good bye, Robin, and good luck."