Dulce

Burter: Morning Jeice

Jeice: (Climbs down from the bunk beds and bows) Good morning sir.

Burter: Hey, you're one of us now, and when you're with us you can call us by our first names. And it's time for breakfast, so let's head down!

Jeice: Yes S… Surter. I mean Butter- Burter!

Burter: Heh, you're fine little dude.

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Recoome: (Bear hugs Jeice) GOOD MORNING!

Jeice: Good morning, I can't feel my back…

(Zarbon walks in)

Zarbon: Ah, good morning Jeice.

Jeice: Zarbon!

Ginyu: (smiling while pissed off) Oh, what are you doing here?

Zarbon: Dodoria and I just wanted to drop by to say that you'll be training with us today, Lord Frieza's orders. The Cooler Squadron will be joining us as well.

Other Ginyus: (mumbling)

Zarbon: With that out of the way, mind if we stay here?

Ginyu: I thought this room was only reserved for the Ginyu Force…

Dodoria: Eh, the man's got a point. Hey, who's the little runt over there?

Zarbon: You've seen him before when he first got here.

Dodoria: ...Oh! Jeice, right? I heard he was the youngest around here. So what's up?

Jeice: …

Dodoria: He can talk, right?

Zarbon: He still only speaks in his native tongue.

Ginyu: Yes, we're still pushing him to understand more English.

Recoome: (Brenchian) Hey Jeice, try speaking English again!

Dodoria: What did he say??

Jeice: Henlo.

Zarbon: Recoome, SHUT UP!

Ginyu: Don't you dare try to speak to MY soldier like that!

Dodoria: … Did he try saying hi?

Jeice: You are bread, correct?

Dodoria: What the hell?

Jeice: I am bread too.

(Other Ginyus restrain their laughter)

Ginyu: Jeice, you don't have to talk.

Zarbon: What does he mean though?

Ginyu: Why would you want to know? He's not under your liege.

Zarbon: Because I'd like to understand my… my past comrade.

Ginyu: You held something back, and I can guess with certainty what you meant.

Zarbon: Don't PUSH it, and I didn't mean anything more than that.

(Jeice, not knowing a single word anyone is saying, sees Salza and Saku walk in and runs to the door)

Saku: (Fistbumps Jeice) JEICE!

Jeice: (Fistbumps back) Bitch!

Ginyu Zarbon: WHAT?!

(Ginyus start wheezing: Recoome is struggling to breathe)

Saku: Don't worry, he calls me that and my real name too. You know, female dog?

Zarbon: I-

Ginyu: Oh, okay… Well what are you two doing here?

Dore: We're standing back here too.

Neiz: I swear we're always like side characters…

Dore: I know right?

Ginyu: (Irritated written on the veins of his head) Just please tell me what you ALL are doing here.

Salza: If we're gonna train together can't we just have breakfast with you all and get ready?

Saku: By the way, when Jeice says bread and gyro, he means boy and girl. We overheard you.

Ginyu: Okay, but how do you know so much about Jeice?

Saku: We hung out with him on his home planet before- that incident, occurred.

Ginyu: (sighs) Alright, everyone can stay but we're going to be quick.

Burter: Everyone liked that.

Ginyu: Excuse me what?

Burter: (big brain time) Guys I think the Captain is heearing voices.

Ginyu: No, I know it was- forget it! Just grab your meal and be prepared to go!

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Dodoria: You know the rules, we're doing it tournament style.

(Ginyu Force dramatically poses, except for Jeice who's trying to pay attention to Dodoria and Zarbon)

Zarbon: For the love of God… just let me translate.

(Zarbon translates to Jeice what they'll be doing)

Jeice: Is it okay to be hurting my friends and officials though?

Zarbon: Yes, Lord Frieza permitted this, and we've all gone through rigorous training so no one will really be hurt after the fights. So do your best out there, alright?

Jeice: Yes sir.

Zarbon: (Smiles) Thank you Jeice.

Dodoria: Alright, let's get the show on the road! Because this will be Jeice's first battle, he'll be going up against Guldo of the Ginyu Force.

Guldo: Are you implying that I'm the weakest here?

Everyone: YES.

Guldo: I swear I'm just a punching bag-

Ginyu: You have some really special abilities, use those to your advantage knowing Jeice doesn't!

Guldo: Fine… (Brenchian) Hey Jeice, we're fighting first. You need to step inside the ring.

Jeice: Yes sir- I mean aye aye, no- roger that?

Guldo: (chuckles) Yeah we'll work on that too.

(Both Jeice and Guldo step inside of the ring)

Dodoria: And… COMMENCE!

Guldo: Let's see how you'll deal with this!

(Teleports around Jeice causing him to look at all sides)

Zarbon: Damn, I forgot they had psychedelic powers… Bi- SAKU, Salza, what're you two talking about back there?

Saku: You climb the stairs to adulthood, but you're still a Cinderella~

Zarbon: I swear if you don't actually start saying something clearly I will annihilate you right where you're standing.

Saku: Aw, so you care about Jeice too!

Zarbon: (turns red) Shut up! I'm wondering what you both are talking about!

Saku: Fine pretty boy.

Zarbon: … Five-

Saku: I was referring to Guldo! He thinks he has an advantage over Jeice, but you all don't even know how he can perfectly counteract him.

Zarbon: Go on.

Salza: We can talk more about it later, but you know how he's from the same planet as me, like being Brench?

Zarbon: Yes, but what does that have to do with the fight.

Salza: Before his parents died, they let us come over all the time.

Zarbon: Saku I thought you lived on a completely different universe.

Saku: When we were four we were in the Galactic Little League. Salza and I were on the same team and would always fly together to neighboring planets like Salza's.

Zarbon: I believe I understand now. Continue.

Salza: Jeice's parents were the nicest people you could ever meet, goes to show how Jeice acts now. But there was something off about the couple. His father was completely Brench Seijinn, and his mother… was almost like she was a microscopic percentage of every race in the multiverse.

Zarbon: What?!

Salza: No clue about how those two met, but believe me when I say this: she was practically everything and anything living in all the multiverse.

Zarbon: How'd you jump to that conclusion??

Saku: She didn't look the part of a normal person on the planet, and did a lot of stuff to impress us. Once, she turned into a wolf like I can. Next night, she turns into a great ape like a Saiyan. Another time, we saw her shapeshift into all of us at once by producing these clone-like mirages.

Zarbon: No… As much as I'd like to believe that, no one like that has ever been heard of, not even to Lord Frieza.

Salza: Not everything has ever gotten back to HQ. Would you rather believe your own opinion, or see the facts while Jeice fights?

Saku: And before you ask, yes, his mom taught him how to control those abilities. Not all of them, but a vast majority from what she demonstrated.

Zarbon: (le huge sigh) Okay, let's see what he's got.

(Guldo keeps teleporting around Jeice, gaining closer boundaries the more it was repeated. Jeice closes his eyes, and begins to make copies of himself which stops Guldo in his tracks. Surprised, he couldn't grasp what was going on, leading all of the clones to all slam down on the green one's head in less than one second, creating huge debris in the middle of the ring).

Everyone (Excludes Saku and Salza): (Surprised Pikachu face)

Jeice: (Runs towards the huge crater) Guldo! I'm sorry, are you alright? I went too far didn't I…

Guldo: (Staggers to get up) You're… You're fine bud. But how can you even do that?!

Jeice: I got it from my mother…

Guldo: Sounds like she was a tough one. Good job.

Jeice: T-thank you!

Zarbon: … So, this is what you both meant?

Saku Salza: Yep.

Zarbon: … You think he's gonna beat everything out of us?

Saku Salza: Yep.

Dodoria: (Still shocked) That concludes the first round. Let's keep it moving!

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Dodoria (Bruises everywhere): Okay, has everyone gone? If so, I'm completely done with this…

Everyone (Covered in dark bruises as well): YES.

Zarbon: No, I still need to battle Jeice.

Everyone: DAMNIT!

Dodoria: Have mercy, just get on the ring and fight.

Jeice (only has minor bruises): Everyone's so tall here.

Zarbon: (Chuckles) Are you sure you've been with the right Guldo?

Guldo: I heard that!

Everyone: SHUT UP!

Zarbon: Anyways, I'm surprised you barely have any marks, we're all turning blue and purple.

Jeice: Oh, I guess it was just luck then.

Zarbon: No, it was with lots of practice and skill that you were able to still be standing here. Congratulations on making it to the finals.

Jeice: Thank you.

Zarbon: No problem, but that doesn't mean I won't put up a fight like everyone else did.

Dodoria: And… BEGIN!

(Jeice's hand moved at the speed of light to hit Zarbon square in the jaw, leaving him on the edge of the ring. To counter, Zarbon moves in and lands a hit straight in the dead center of Jeice's forehead. Zarbon wondered why he didn't dodge, and gets his answer when Jeice low sweeps and punches Zarbon in the stomach, double the power that Zarbon had just used.)

Zarbon: D-Damn, I can't be finished, not when we only had less than a minute spent here!

Jeice: …

Zarbon: I absolutely loathe this state of mine, but it seems to be my last resort in this match.

(Zarbon's muscles begin to grow, until he's in a monster-like state of form. If Jeice tries to hit back, he might be able to counter that with double the power him and Jeice both have used. He begins to run towards his target, until he stops dead in his tracks to see Jeice's eyes sparkling as if tears might fall at any given moment)

Zarbon: Why… Why aren't you moving?!

Jeice: I just realized, even if Lord Frieza gave us these orders to battle one another… It gives me no right to hit my family back. I should've let you all beat me instead.

Zarbon: (goes back to his original form) Jeice, it's almost over, you can do it-

(As he says that, Jeice teleports out of the ring, giving Zarbon the major victory.)

Dodoria: THANK GOD! We already know who won, I'm just heading back now.

(Everyone lead picks up on that command and heads back to heal as well. Zarbon can't stop thinking about what Jeice stated before the decision to forfeit, It gives me no right to hit my family back.)

Author's Note: This was extremely long and painful to both write and go over, as I'm sure you've made the choice to suffer reading this with me. My gosh…..