A/N: This first chapter is written from Charon's POV. Chapter two is the translation of this. Enjoy!
(yes it's a joke if you want the real fic read chapter 2)
the real wares (the friends made along the way)
Hnnnnngggggh ghhhh hnngh- hggggggnnnnnh. Gugh, ugh ghhhhhhhhhhuuuuugh. Hgh; g gugh, guuuuuuuuuuuh.
Hgh. Ughhhhhhhhh. Hgh- guh-
Gughh hnge hghgo wghh hngh hghne- ut hghhhhhy hnnnnngh, hguh hghhhhh hngh h; hnngggg g hn guh hghhhhh ghhhhh. Hghhhhh hguh, hnnnnngh hhhhir guuuuh huhhhnn hghhhhhir, hghw.
Gunhhhhs hhgh. hn.
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Guuuuh huuu hhuuu- hghhhhh, hhuuu. Hghhhhh irghh hngs hnnnnngh hghhhhh houuungh hhuuu vguhhhhhhhh guhhhhel guuh, rghuouuugghuouuug ghuouuu, hghhhhh hoghuouuug ghuouuu hhuuu ghuouuu hghhhhh houuunghs; hhuuu, dhuuuson guuuuh hghhhhh Guuuugh, hghhhhhse wghh hngh hhuuu guuh, givghuouuug houuungh hghhhhh ghuouuuanghh hngies hghhhhh ghuouuu hghhhhh.
Busghuouuuguhhhhhhhh guhhhh huuu. Hhuuu-
Ghuouuug qughh hnge kghuouuug hghgo wghh hngh hghne, ghuouuug- hghhhhhy guuh hnnnnngh guuh hguh hghhhhh ernghouhhhy- houuungh hghhhhh guuh ghuouuu hghhhhh ouuungs. Hghhhhh houuungh uuh hguh ey, hnnnnngh aghhhhhir huuu durghuouuug hghhhhhir e, fghouhhhsh h uu u ghfew.
hhs guu. Gwhuuuely.
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Ghh hng huuu ghuouuu Ghh.
Hhhhhh garhuuuh, gh spirghh hng hghhhhh h hghhhhh, hghhhhh hhuuu mghuouuuhuuucule, wghh hngh nothghuouuug huuuung hnnnnngh, huuu hulkghuouuug, imosghuouuug.
Gghste hghhhhh purplhuuuh hhuuu vanhuuuhghuouuug, ghuouuuhguh hghhh thhuuu.
Hghhhhh ghuouuu hghhhhh, hghstirrghuouuug houuungh hghhhhh, lifelguhhhhhhhh guhhhh wghuouuud hguh.
Noghuouuu hguh jghuouuugle, hghhhhh swhuuuhghuouuug houuungh hhuuu rswghouhhhowed up by hghhhhh houuungh thhuuu.
"Gu guuh Guhhgu?"
Hades.
Hghhhhh houuungh hghhhhh, ghuouuug hgnh.
Thhuuu huuu hhuuu; hhuuu ge radghuouuug ghuouuu ghuouuugom.
Ghh hng huuu hhuuu hguh.
E shghouhhh wghh hnghhold ghuouuuforn, spghh hngeful hghhhhh guhhhhhhhh guhs.
Hhuuu exghh hng ghouhhhows hghhhhh hguh sghuouuug agaghuouuu, hnnnnngh houuungh hghhhhh fghuouuughouhhhy sprghuouuugghuouuug agaghuouuu.
Hnnnnngh hhuuu guuuuh, anohghhhhhr awaghh hngs hghhhhh.
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Persephone.
Huuu.
Souuu, huouuug houuungh ghuouuu hghhhhh houuungh tfghouhhh; hguh ghhhhhn, hghhhhh growghuouuug agaghuouuu, oozghuouuug hghhhhh nghh hngy houuungh hhuuu lghh hngtle ghuouuug whehghhhhhr anohghhhhhr guhhhhhhhh guh's hguho.
"Hguh hghhh."
Guhhhhgh ugh.
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Hghhhhh tghuouuuy hhnnnnnghs hghfew gunhhhhs hghre ghuouuug ghouhhh.
"Reghouhhhy! Gguhhhh guhuh u-u-u-u-u-"
Dusa
Gghuouuug spguuh hghhhhhr; ghuouuu hghhhhh Guuuugh hguhhhhhhhh guhhhhghuouuugs, hnnnnngh houuungh thhuuu tghuouuuy hguhol hguh hnge hghhhhhre guuh houuungh guh.
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Zeus
houuungh hghhhhh houuunghrs, hghhhhh ghuouuu guuuuuughs hnnnnngh gunhhhhs hhuuu ghuuuung.
Poseidon
huuu hghlguhhhhhhhh guhhhh aghuouuug vhuuuihguhr, hghhhhh guhhhhhhhh guh houuungh hghhhhh sehghever agaghuouuu.
Ares
guuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Hermes.
Hhuuu exghh hng ghouhhhows hghhhhh hguh sghuouuug agaghuouuu, hnnnnngh houuungh hghhhhh fghuouuughouhhhy sprghuouuugghuouuug agaghuouuu.
Hnnnnngh hhuuu guuuuh, anohghhhhhr awaghh hng ghu.
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Cerberus.
n
W :(
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Theseus
guh.
Patroclus
Hnghhh? Hnghhh hng? Hng 'henhgh'?
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Athena
Artemis
Dionysus
houuungh hghmguhhhhhhhh guhhhh
ghouhhh hghhhhh ohghhhhhr guhhhhhhhh guhs
nnnnng, hghhhhhy ghouhhh houuungh hghhhhh ggg guhhhhhhhh guh hnnnnngh guhhhhhhhh guhdguhhhhhhhh guhhhh (houuungh) huuu hghhguhol.
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Z
huuu mghuouuud racghuouuug hguh hghhhhh huouuug houuungh hghhhhh guhhhhhhhh guhdguhhhhhhhh guhhhh houuungh hghhhhh changghuouuug
Za
awaghh hngs ghuouuu hghhhhh
"Hghhhhhy hghhhhhn hnnnnngh."
Zag
Hghhhhh coghuouuu ghuouuug houuunghf houuungh uuugguuuts ghghhhhh.
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"Dghuouuug."
Nyx.
Huuu hghhhhh ghuouuu hghhhhhse ghhhhh.
Zagr
hghhhhhy guuh ghh hng hghhhhhs.
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Zagre
nnnnngh rghuouuug anohghhhhhr ouuug hghhhhh hhghouhhh hghhhhh hguh hhuuu..,.,.,.
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Demeter
Aphrodite
houuunghfers lguhhhhhhhh guhhhhghuouuugs
hnnnnngh gghuouuu hnnnnngh paghuouuu guuh ghouhhh
Zagreu
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Luouuug ghuouuu thnnnnngh ghhhhh ghuouuu huouuuughuouuug ghuouuuhguh hghhhhh shguhre, hhuuu rnguhhhhhhhh guhhhh hguh guuuuuugh hnnnnngh huuu hnghhh hngh hghhhhh thhuuu shghouhhh guhh hgnhh huouuuhguh.
Hermes
hghhhhh guhhhhhhhh guh hguh houuunghf huuuung hghhhhh ohghhhhhr guhhhhhhhh guhs on emaghuouuus ghuouuu
gugh… hngh.
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H? G?
Houuungh hghhhhhy, hunhg.
"Ghuh, hng! HGuh?"
Zagreus
Hhguh hghhhhh. Gghuuuung shghouhhh hghhhhhms, hnnnnngh, fghuouuuds hhuuu hghlghh hngtle- hghlghh hngtle. Ghhhhhre guuh gunhhhhs, gaghhuouuug hghhhhh uughuouuug.
Guhgh?
…Zagreus?
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"Hhghhhhh ohghhhhhr guhhhhhhhh guhs. H!n! !n!n!n!nghghuouuug ! !h!ghhhhh gun!h!h!h!s!"
Hermes
Hghhhhh hhuuu, hnnnnngh fughh h huuu hnnnnngh agaghuf hguh fghuouuud hghhhhh wghh hngh coghuouuu.
Hnnnnngh h ghuouuu hghhhhh houuungh hghhhhh Guuuugh, hghhhhhn.
-zagreus-