To make this more fun to you the reader, I suggest putting on the theme from Video Game Confessions ( /watch?v=tCrrZ1NnCuM )

Anime Confessions – The Leads of My Hero Academia

You're introduced to a young Saya-jin/Endurion male of African/Asian (we apologize for not informing you that he was Blasian) descent about 6'0" with a fighter's frame. His hair spiked and black with eyes of light gray and electrical blue ends on his hair. He wears a typical outfit of a bartender for a fancy restaurant.

"This is Ryo Nazo Blackthorn, a Time Patroller and younger brother to Jōshō. Ryo works in the seven-star restaurant known as the Tori Dragon Palace (which is two blocks away from the Pixel Palace). There, some of anime's most popular celebrities pop in to have a drink. Sometimes, they share stories, and even secrets. Because—as we all know—what the bartender hears is confidential... isn't it?"

Episode 30 – Some Students from Class 1-A

It's been a while, but I was sitting in the bar tending it as usual as in walks in the new kids on the block, the main leads of My Hero Academia. Or Boku no Hero Academia if you're Eastern or a pretentious sub worshipper. So I ask them what can I make them.

Izuku asked for a grasshopper.

Bakugo asked for scotch whiskey.

Ochako wanted a Long Island Iced Tea.

Iida wanted to be boring…so he asked for cranberry juice. Ugh. I served them up and I asked about what it's like to be big shots so fast.

"You should have asked us sooner, but…it's pretty crazy. My mother has to beat the fangirls off me with a bat." Izuku said blushing.

"At least, your fans ship you with every female in sight. Mine only want to ship me with every guy…and crater face over there." Bakugo snarled. "Fucking author and his fucking suicide line."

"It's nice and all, but I could do without all the porn made of us. It's really….overwhelming." Ochako said with a blush.

"Agreed." The five remarked.

"Mineta had a field day discovering Rule34. Sure, he's calmed down and isn't really a menace…but we have to live with that gremlin going on that horrible site and pleasuring himself to all of us. He also discovered Rule 63." Iida said drinking his juice.

I feel so bad for them. Most people do not take reactions to the perversion people will pump out of them well…sure some can laugh it off but it leaves a mark on them. Well…unless you're a pervert already.

"At least, Mineta's not bugging you all." I say trying to lighten the mood.

"The little shit has fangirls. FANGIRLS SIMPING FOR HIM!" Bakugo roared before I poured him another drink. "What kind of bullshit is this?"

"At least it keeps him from doing anything bad…it keeps him out of the way." Shouto said thoughtfully. "And the fandom for my father had cowed him into trying not to be a garbage human being. I wish the yaoi fangirls weren't so thirsty though."

"The yuri fans are just as bad." Ochako snarked as Dawn cleared her throat. "Yes, I'd like another drink."

"Frankly, they all can be rather bad. However, pushing the eccentrics aside, I'm still glad we've got a huge fandom with so much creativity. Watching alternative universes is fun…if not a bit scary." Izuku said sheepish as I get him another drink.

"The amount of villain Dekus in the multiverse is…terrifying to say the least." Iida mused.

"Damn straight." Shouto admitted. "Seeing some of them really makes us appreciate our Deku."

"C'mon guys, I'm not just going to snap like that one day." Izuku said nervously.

I could see his friends all had a worried look on their face, but Bakugo had guilt on his face. The night had gone now with more of Class 1-A showing up and making it a real party. Jiro got up and sang Powerman 5000's 'Drop the Bombshell' with Momo and Mina helping with guitar support. Apparently, they (and Deku) had a bit of a band going on…Hero Generation, they call it. Kirishima even played drums.

"Hey…if it ain't the six billion dollar man."

I turn to see it's Mineta. The purple imp was with a girl, one I knew well enough.

"Sara?" I call out.

"Oh, hey Ryo." Sara said all nervously.

I suppose I do get some actual secrets from Mineta tonight. The little purple grape apparently grew enough of a brain to mellow out and make bank on the fan works. He curbed the market in selling doujins in some kind of black market in his world. Sara's helping him…

"It's funny. I used to be a skirt-chaser, but now…I'm rich enough that I can pay for any skirt I want." Mineta said tipping me several thousand yen and a business card. "Now, I was told you used to be a doujin artist. Let me know if you're interested in collaborating."

Mineta left with Sara to join the party while I look at that money with appreciation and a bit of shame. The party raged on late, only for there to be a fight. The cast of RWBY showed up wanting to party to celebrate V8. There was a bit of an argument. While I did not hear all the words, but it was someone calling the other a rip-off. Regardless, there was a bar fight. Highlights included:

Bakugo throwing his drink on Yang's top before using his quirk to blow it up in her face.

Izuku and Ruby having a decent conversation while everyone else was fighting. I swear I saw them exchange numbers.

Jaune trying and failing to fight Shouto.

Ochako and Weiss having a bit of a slap fight.

In the end, I had to kick them all. Having Super Saiyan Blue let's you be the human sober machine…and they promptly pissed off outside to continue their fight. However, I do spy that Ruby and Izuku left together…I wonder what's up with those two?

You see a lot of strange things as a bartender, see a lot strange things at the Tori Dragon. So, I see a lot of strange things as a bartender at the Tori Dragon, and that isn't no lie. Swear to it!

(A/N: This is was long overdue. The last confession was literally more than a year ago. However, I am glad I finally finished Season 3. Is this the end of Anime Confessions? Well maybe. I do want Ryo to pay his old friends a visit in the future. I'll leave it up in the air. Thank you all for the laughs and support.)