"Psst!"
….
"Hey, You! Wake up!"
…
" Fine! You asked for this!"
*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
a long, meaty fart exploded into your mouth. It was unbearable. It smelled of fish, olives, stink, and awfulness. It was spicy and disgusting.
"Blargh! N-Nora!" You yelped.
"Teehee." She giggled. Nora was your best friend. You had known her since childhood and grown up together. You two were there side by side when grimm showed up and destroyed your village. Nora and yourself were very close.
*PFFFFTTTTTT*
"Nora stop!"Too close perhaps. Nora felt so relaxed around you that she often loosened her bowels which lead to gas. *Pssssh* a small poot came out of your butt.
"Come on! You aren't much better!" She was right, you were just as gassy as her.
"Now come on! We have to meet ren and jaune at the pier! They wanted to show us something! Get dressed." She said.
"Fine." You moaned.
You and Nora got up and went outside.
As you opened the door, You saw a huge pink object. It was a ginormous cake that stood up to the heavens, being at least 20 meters tall and 40 meters wide. With frosting and pink it looked utterly delicious, a cake that was borderline fuckable.
"HAPPY ANNIVERSARY!" They yelled.
Ren,Jaune,Pyrrha were all sitting by the cake with smug smiles on their faces. Once again, they had surprised you with something awesome.
"Oh, Nora! You shouldn't have." You hugged nora. You felt her body heat as you hugged her and your heart synchronized. "But I did!" Nora smugly smiled
*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP PHTTTTTTTTT!*
Your hearts synchronized but did your butts too and resulted in you both farting at the same time despite your warnings.
"Ew. Stinky love." Jaune said but you ignored him.
"I love you so much, babe." You said.
"I love you too!" She exclaimed.
Love is an extraordinary thing isn't it? Even when its stinky and wet, it can still prevail.