*Sniffle*
Tears rolled down your face as you looked at the gravestone.
The gravestone read: 'Here lies pyrrha nikos.' it had several roses around it and had ancient mistral writing on it. Of course, Everybody knew that there was no body in this grave as pyrrha had been completely disintegrated by cinder, -But nonetheless this grave was built to honor her.
"Pyrrha why?"
"Why did you have to be a huntress and leave me behind?" You cried.
"Why did you have to fight that bitch cinder?" You said.
"-and why did you have to DIEEEEEEEEEEE!" You screamed.
Even more tears streamed down your face as you reminsced on you and pyrrha's time together. You had met each other at beacon academy, You were training to be a huntress and so was she. You two bonded over the fact that you were both from mistral and were fond of farting.
*BRAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP*
You pooted loudly. The sound of your fart was low and heavy, It was almost like your own butt was sad too.
*PhtPht*Pht*Pht*
A bunch of small farts came out of your big round butt as you went to your knees.
*Chink*
You pulled something out of your pocket. It golden diamond ring that was encrusted with the word - ' Pyrhha - Phoebe - Forever'
"I was gonna….. Ask you to marry me…. Once we graduated…"
"We could've lived happily ever after…."
"But no, You had to be a hero….."
"But now….. It's all gone…. My life…. My love….. My happiness…." Even more tears streamed from your eyes as something brewed in your stomach. A quick bubble burst in your stomach as a sludge began to come down your intestines.
"Ha….."
Your entire face went red with embarrassment as Your rear end sputtered like a sewage outflow pipe, pumping out burst after burst of rancid, stinking shit. You groaned as You pressed Your hands to Your gut, as they let out a sharp gurgle, signaling that the worst was yet to come.