I do not own Conker's bad fur day and this is just for fun.

Conker walked around the manor he woke up in. He got up from bed and changed into his uniform but noticed his gun was missing. He opened the door and walked into the hallway. He heard voices on the other side of a door. He opened it and saw grunt tediz , smoking cigars and playing poker. He noticed a grunt tediz pointed to an empty leather recliner. He walked and took a seat and relaxed and was handed a cigar. " Gee thanks " He said smelling the cigar as the Grunt tediz next to him offered a light.

Conker accepted the light and took a puff of the cigar and cards were placed in front of him. He noticed a full house.He played the hand and won the pot and took a puff of his cigar. " So whats your names Grunt tediz " He asked. Grunt tediz laughed " Oh that's not important relax and enjoy yourself our general Conker the squirrel. He had a shocked look taking a puff of his cigar and shrugged his shoulders. " I don't need to know how that happened , So this mansion is mine " He asked. Grunt tediz on his left patted his back " Yup our general " He said.

Conker took the mug of beer and took a big gulp. He felt his eyes closing and woke up siting on a throne. He noticed the tediz grunts. " What the heck " he said and noticing a smell. He saw it was coming from a cigar in his hand. The grunt tediz were laughing. He took a puff of the cigar and smirked " Let me guess , your planing to kill me " he said. Grunt Tediz walked closer " no not at all , your a tediz as well " he said . Conker noticed his heart wasn't beating and felt machinery and woke up with a scream.

He sat up and sat berri next to him in bed and was trembling. He walked to the bathroom and looked in the mirror and screamed noticing it wasn't just a dream.He had a flash of being rescued and then remember getting drunk. He took a breath crawling into a corner.He woke up again and noticed He was at the pocker table with the grunt tediz. He relaxed noticing his heart beating. " What was that beer " He asked. Grunt tediz laughed " nightmare beer , Conker " they said dealing the next hand. Conker thought " What the heck , is with this and noticed a script fanfiction , that explains all " He said taking. sip of beer and picking up his cards.

thanks for reading this , I'll be honest , I am not sure why I wrote this and my best guess is i felt like trying to write a fanfiction for conkers bad fur day and this is what I came up with anyway review if you want.