Once Mario left, Funky calmed down a bit, and Daisy and Funky continued their stroll out Funky's door.
Funky: So, sorry about that...let's go.
Daisy: It's ok Funky, you taught Mario who the real hero here is.
Toads: Funky and Daisy, WAIT!
Funky: Huh? Oh, it's only the toad friends.
Daisy: What is it?
Blue Toad: Can we come with you? Pleeeease?
Funky Kong: Umm well...
Daisy: Come on Funky, two little toadsters can't hurt!
Funky: Ok then, sure.
Toads: YAAAAY!
After a few steps...
Funky: Oh no..not again.
Daisy: Let me guess, Mario again?
Funky: [sighs] Yes, it's the one and the only fat man again.
Mario: WHAT THE FREK DID YOU JUST CALLED ME? GET YOUR BUTT OVER HERE NOW SO I CAN RIP OT OFF!
Funky: Stay here, Daisy. I got this under control. HIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mario: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MAAAAAAAAAAAMAAAAAAAAAAAMIIIIEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA OWWWWWWWWW!
Funky: Phew! That almost gave me a heart attack.
Daisy: Funky are you done yet?
Funky: Yeah...
After the rest of their stroll...
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Funky: WHO IS IT?
Mario: I am here once again for your financial good eats tournament papers.
Funky: wha...I didn't sign up for that! [starts yelling and crying]
Mario: True weakness!
Daisy: Look what you did Mario! You have gone insane.
GIMME THOSE FREKIN' GOOD EATS CRAP PAPERS!
Mario: Daisy, I swear...If you touch me once I'm going to go super Saiyan god formation on you, alright? DONT TOUCH ME, FLOWER GIRL #545445!
Daisy: Umm...
Mario: Funky Deserved that! And YOU caused it, AGAIN!
Daisy: STOP BLAMING ME FOR EVERYTHING! IM SICK OF YOU MARIO, [starts crying] LEAVE ME ALONE! [cries louder and runs to the couch]
Funky[crying]: GET OUT MY HOUSE NOW! NOW BEFORE I YEET YOU AGAIN...
Mario: Ok..ok...one thing though.
Funky[crying]: [sniffles] Okay..what is it?
Mario: Move so I can do that thing!
Mario went over to Daisy who was on the couch and yelled at her again.
Mario: Remember, you caused Funky to cry, YOU did, not me!
Daisy: LEAVE ME ALONE MARIO! [continues crying]
Mario: Daisy...why you yellin'? Girl why you yellin for?
Daisy: Let go of me..LET GO!
Funky: What's happening...?
Daisy: Mario keeps yelling at me and [sniffles] he's grabbing me...
Mario: Why you frekin...GET ON THE GROUND!
Mario pushed daisy on the floor, and she sprained her knee.
Daisy[crying]: OOOOOOOOW! WHY DID YOU DO THAAAAAA-[cries louder]
Funky: NOW LOOK WHAT YOUV'E DONE! GET OUT NOW, IV'E HAD ENOUGH OF YOU HURTING DAISY'S FEELINGS AND BEING MEAN TO HER...GET THE FREK OUT...NOOOOW!
Mario: ohno! Gotta go!
Mario dashed out the door, and Daisy was still on the ground, crying and grabbing her knee tightly.
Funky: You okay?
Daisy[crying]: No...
[starts wailing]
Funky: It's fine Daisy...It's fine...no need to cry...:(
Funky picked Daisy up by the hand and hugged her tightly.
Funky: It's fine, Daisy. please...shhhhhhhh..shhhhhhh
Funky took her upstairs and calmed her down in his room.
Funky: Calm down Daisy, it's fine ill get you a bandage...
Daisy[muffled]: It's not that...I...love youuuuuuuuuu!
Funky: ...[starts crying]
LOL WHAT IS THIS FANFIC MAN...