Hey everyone! This is my first fanfic and I really hope you all like it. I'm not going to give a whole schpiel here, but feel free to correct any mistakes I might have made and give me some notes on what I could do better.

So let's say this story takes place after season 3, but before season 4 because that was my favourite season and I don't want to have too many characters in this story. Also after Equestria Girls, because I don't want to deal with having to explain humans.

A few weeks after Twilight's coronation, the princesses gave her an assignment. She was to study different forms of entertainment from different worlds. She was given a lot of different books, TV shows, movies, songs, and pretty much everything else Twilight could ask for, and of course, everything needed to watch them.

"Alright, Spike time to get started," Twilight announced. The purple dragon was slightly less enthusiastic about the thought of having to study all day every day again. "Sure, but what are we going to start with? It's kind of overwhelming how much stuff there is." This stumped Twilight, who hadn't given it much thought. "Well... um, I don't know. Was there a note or something, that gave us some instructions?" Spike shook his head. "I don't think it matters all that much, but if it bothers you, then why don't you ask your friends," Spike suggested. "That's a great idea Spike!" Twilight gushed. "Maybe they'd help us get through all this too." Spike gave a skeptical look. "Well maybe they'd watch or read something, but they're not going to help us with everything." Twilight was gone before Spike could finish his sentence.

Eventually, Twilight gathered everyone and explained the whole situation to them.

"Alright so we're finally here, what should we start with?" Twilight asked While everyone was discussing the issue, Pinkie Pie picked a box off the shelf called, Dragon Ball Z Abridged. "This one!" Pinkie Pie yelled enthusiastically. Everyone gave her a quizzical look. "Why did you pick that one?" Fluttershy said in her typical timid way. "I just threw a rock at the pile and it landed on this one!" Pinkie Pie giggled. Twilight shrugged, "Well I guess it doesn't need to be that complicated." Rainbow Dash was already raring to go. "Alright let's get started!" Rainbow Dash exclaimed. "I just hope it isn't too scary" Fluttershy worried. Applejack put her arm around Fluttershy "Ah don't be scared sugar cube, you're with your friend, there's no need to worry." "Exactly darling, and we can also take a break if something bothers you too much," Rarity consoled. "All right is everypony ready?" Spike asked, getting a cheer from everyone else.

KAISERNEKO: The following is a fan-based parody. DragonBall, DragonBall Z, and DragonBall GT are all owned by FUNimation, Toei Animation, and Akira Toriyama. Please support the official release.
"So I guess this show is fanmade." Twilight deduced.
(Scene opens up showing mountains followed by showing much wildlife until a Saiyan Space Pod comes crashing down at a distance, startling many ostriches and a farmer.)
FARMER: Oh God, no! My marijuana patch! I mean, er... my carrot
patch... yeah!
The ponies found this very funny, while Spike looked at them with a quizzical look. "Applejack, what's marijuana?" the baby dragon asked.
"You don't need to know yet." Applejack answered.
"But why" Spike cried. He didn't get a response.
Farmer: (thinking while driving towards the explosion) I better do what any sensible Middle American would do in this situation: (pulls out a rifle) Get mah gun!
(Space Pod opens up in a shiny light and Raditz emerges)
SPACE POD: Hello, and welcome to Earth... With open bar.
"Ooooooooooooh, I got a good idea, let's go to earth." Pinkie Pie
Rarity giggled, "I wonder why you want to go there."
FARMER: Holy crap, it's Sonic the Hedgehog- Eh, no, it's an alien! Holy sh**, it's an alien!
RADITZ: Finally on this dead plan- (notices teeming wildlife)
"Doesn't look very dead to me" Rainbow Dash laughed.
RADITZ: Wait... What the crap? Did Kakarrot screw this up? Oh goddammit, I knew we should've sent Turles.
"Why would they send a carrot to destroy a planet? And why would a turtle do a better job?" Pinkie Pie questioned.
"Actually he said Kakarot and T-" Twilight tried to correct
"I mean it doesn't make any sense" Pinkie Pie interrupted. Twilight decided to just let it go.
FARMER: Better think of something cool to say to make him stop! (cocks shotgun while Raditz scans him with his scouter) Hey, you! (thinking to himself) Heh, genius farmer, genius!
Rainbow Dash smirked, "It needs to be about 20% cooler." Making everyone laugh. (Get it, it's the meme! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!)
RADITZ: Aw, look at him. He thinks he's people. What's your power level, little human? (checks his power level with scouter) Five, huh?
FARMER: Protect me, gun! (fires a shot at Raditz, who catches the bullet with his hand)
"What the buck!?" The ponies yelled collectively.
"How strong is he? that shouldn't be possible," Twilight said in shock.
"I certainly didn't expect something like this." Fluttershy stammered.
RADITZ: Hey! No! Bad human! (flings the bullet back at the farmer, sending him flying at towards his truck and killing him)
"Is he... is he dead? Rarity whispered.
"I think he might be." Twilight whimpered.
FARMER: (extreme quickly while flying towards his truck) Gah, I voted for Bush!
RADITZ: Bad! Now get back up and tell me you're sorry! Human? Huuuman? (sighs) So this is why Dad said I couldn't keep Appule...
(opening sequence; scene shifts to a wasteland, where Piccolo is standing on top of a plateau)
PICCOLO: Good ol' wasteland! Yep! Sure is some kickass training!... Dammit, I'm lonely.
"Oh, poor thing. I wonder why he's so lonely?" Fluttershy sniffled.
PICCOLO: Might as well check MySpace. (opens up his MySpace page) No new comments... No friend requests... Dammit. Well, at least I have you, Tom. You're always there for me.
"Oh well, at least he has Tom." Fluttershy cheered up.
RADITZ: Hey! You!
PICCOLO: What the hell?
RADITZ: Are you Kakarrot? Seriously if you are, stay still! I need to talk to you about killing and selling this planet!
"Why would he want to do that? That planet looks lovely." Rarity complained.
"Just keep in mind that this isn't real, so whatever happens don't think too much about it" Twilight consoled.
The white earth pony seemed a bit happier, "Well I suppose but still!"
RADITZ: It's really important! Oh, wait a second; you're not Kakarrot. My bad!
PICCOLO: I've got green skin, pointy ears, and a turban. Oh yeah, I must look like so many other people!
"I guess even in this world he looks a bit irregular." Twilight thought.
RADITZ: Oh, a smartass, huh? I don't appreciate smartasses. Prepare yourself for my signature attack: Double Sun-
(Screen suddenly turns monochrome and the scene pauses)
"What in tarnation?" Applejack said.
VEGETA3986: No!
LANIPATOR: Huh?
VEGETA3986: Give me the mic!
"What the buck is happening?" Rainbow Dash snapped.'
"I guess these are the actors." twilight tried to explain.
Fluttershy asked in her trademark timid way, "But why are they fighting?"
LANIPATOR: What-? No-come on, man!
VEGETA3986: Dude- Give me the mic!
(A picture of the original DragonBall appears on screen with the words 'We are experiencing technical difficulties' superimposed over the top and bottom.)
LANIPATOR: It's a real attack na-
VEGETA3986: NO IT ISN'T!
"Is it that big of a deal?" Pinkie Pie wondered.
LANIPATOR: Fine! Here, take it. I'll just go practice my Vegeta. Ass!
(Scene rewinds and starts over)
RADITZ: (in a different voice) Now prepare yourself for my signature attack: Keep Your Eye on the Bir- (scouter beeps) Oooh! A higher power level!
"Okay, so that happened?" Twilight said still a bit confused.
Pinkie Pie got an idea "Twilight, Why don't you give your spells different names?"
"Well, most spells actually do have names," Twilight responded.
"Well yeah but not cool ones that you can yell one casting them," Pinkie Pie continued. Twilight admitted to herself, that it sounds like a good idea.
(Raditz flies higher in the air and looks around)
PICCOLO: (off-screen) Hey! What the hell! Weren't you going to kill me?
"Well don't encourage him" Rarity huffed.
RADITZ: Ah, there we go. Considering the average set by this one green guy and that farmer, the chances of this being Kakarrot are- Dah, screw it, I'll just go and check!
(Raditz flies off)
PICCOLO: Fine! Go ahead! I didn't want your company anyway! Right, Tom?
Fluttershy continued to feel sorry for Piccolo "Oh poor thing. I would be his friend."
(scene changes to Kame House with Bulma's ship arriving and Bulma walking towards the front door)
BULMA: Hey, I'm here!
KRILLIN: BOOBS! I mean, Bulma!... Hi!
"Oh how charming," Rarity laughed.
BULMA: Oooooooookaaaaaaaay, how's it going?
MASTER ROSHI: I'm drinking OJ! (cup changes to brown) Now it's apple juice! (cup changes to orange) Now it's beer! Yay beer! (chugs down beer)
Pinkie pie's eyes flashed and she looked at Twilight, "Can you do that, Twilight? Please tell me you can do that!"
"Um, I mean it's possible, I don't know if I can turn OJ into beer though," Twilight responded with a surprised expression. Pinkie Pie was in a frenzy, "But you have to try!"
"Uh sure maybe some time," Twilight hesitated. This answer was good enough for Pinkie.
KRILLIN: So where's Yamcha?
BULMA: I think the bastard's cheating on me!
KRILLIN: Why do you say that?
(flashback of Bulma walking in on Yamcha)
YAMCHA: (appears as a silhouette) Bulma! It's not what it looks li- oh okay, it's totally what it looks like. Can I still live here? Please? Before this, I was living in the desert. Oh, and did you change Puar's litterbox yet?
PUAR: (appears as a silhouette) I made boom-boom!
"So that was... wow," Applejack stammered.
"He didn't cheat on her with an animal did he?" Rainbow Dash hesitated to ask
"I sure hope not," Fluttershy groaned.
(back to the present)
KRILLIN: Oh, are you serious? Yamcha? Oh, that is so out of char- so you're single then?
"I see he has his priorities in order," Rarity teased.
(Goku jumps off Nimbus walks towards the front door)
GOKU: Hey guys!
(Bulma opens the door with Krillin running up after her)
BULMA: Goku!
KRILLIN: TAIL- eh, wait, what?
(Goku laughs and holds up his arm, in his other arm, there is a small toddler with a tail clinging onto Goku)
"Aww isn't he cute"Fluttershy gushed.
"He sure is, but why does he have a tail" Applejack questioned.
"Who knows maybe he's an alien as well," Rainbow Dash joked.
BULMA: Uh Goku. I can't help but notice that five-year-old you're carrying.
KRILLIN: Goku, just because we picked you up in the middle of the woods when you were a kid doesn't mean you can go around stealing children.
"Does that mean he grew up all by himself? If so that's very impressive, and also a bit sad," Twilight wondered.
"No one should have to live alone, especially in the woods," Rarity worried.
GOKU: Erm, okay. (places Gohan on the ground) This is actually my son.
(Krillin, Bulma, and Master Roshi are shocked along with the head of M. Night Shyamalan popping up)
M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN: What a twist!
BULMA: Oh wow! I guess this means you finally, you know.
GOKU: Know what?
MASTER ROSHI: (appearing right next to Goku) You know, "Bow chicka wow wow."
GOKU: (completely oblivious) What are those noises you're making?
"Is he being serious?" Rainbow Dash chuckled
"He doesn't seem like the brightest guy, so I wouldn't be surprised if he was." Applejack laughed.
BULMA, MASTER ROSHI: (thinking simultaneously) Oh my God, he's a parent!
KRILLIN: So when's the little guy gonna start training?
"What's he mean by that?" Pinkie Pie asked
"Well judging from their clothing, they might be martial artists or something like that" Twilight deduced.
(Gohan is seen playing with Turtle)
GOKU: Actually, Chi-Chi is making him study. She wants him to grow up and be... what's it called?
KRILLIN: A productive and responsible member of society?
GOKU: Yeah- lame, that's it!
"That doesn't seem like a nice thing to say about your son," Fluttershy scolded.
"I'm sure he didn't mean it." Rarity comforted.
GOKU: (to Gohan) Hey son, come here! (Gohan runs towards Goku) Stop playing with the turtle! We don't need people saying things...
"What's that supposed to mean? I know plenty of very nice turtles," Fluttershy pouted.
BULMA: Hey, is that a DragonBall on his head? Doesn't that sorta make him a target for villains who might want them?
"I wonder what makes them so special" Twilight pondered. Rarity eyes were already glimmering, as she thought it was just a very large gemstone. "It looks so beautiful, I need it!"
GOKU: Aw, come on. I beat Piccolo. I'm strong enough to beat anyone who- (senses a disturbance) holy black on a Popo, what is that?!
"What is a Popo?" Rainbow dash wondered.
MASTER ROSHI: What's wrong?
GOKU: I just felt a power level bigger than... than... Krillin's losing streak!
Rainbow dash completely lost it, while everyone else felt a little bad for Krillin.
KRILLIN: (off-screen) ...You know, you guys are the reason I go to therapy...
"Aww, they oughta be nicer to him." Applejack thought.
GOKU: (thinks) He's getting closer!
KRILLIN: Shouldn't we grab Gohan and put him insi- (Raditz flies down in front of the group) Oh son of a...
"Oh, I have a feeling this isn't going to go well." Fluttershy whimpered.
"Oh come on stop worrying, I'm sure it's gonna be fine," Rainbow dash tried to cheer up Fluttershy.
RADITZ: It took me a while to get here, but I finally found you, Kakarrot.
GOKU: ...What?
"What?" Pinkie Pie said in unison.
RADITZ: That's right, that's your name.
GOKU: ...What?
"What?" She continued.
RADITZ: The name you were given before we sent you to this planet!
"Wait a minute, he's an alien too?!" Twilight jumped.
GOKU: ...What?
"What?" Pinkie Pie repeated again.
RADITZ: Yooouuu... hit your head as a child, didn't you?
"Well, that's a bit rude, to just assume that," Rarity huffed.
(flashback of Goku banging his head as a baby)
"Oh, I see... Well nevermind," she mumbled.
GOKU: ...What?
"What" Pinkie Pie repeated one last time, while everyone else lost their minds.
RADITZ: Oh for god's sake, listen! (display montage of Goku's Space Pod travelling to Earth and a group of Saiyans) You were sent here as a child to take over the planet. You're part of a dead race of intergalactic super-warriors called the Saiyans. And to top off this expositional onslaught; I... am your brother!
"Well, that's...an awful lot to take in," Applejack said in a daze. Twilight, while furiously taking notes answered, "Well maybe but at least we know more about him now."
(Shows the shocked faces of Goku, Bulma, Krillin, and Master Roshi. A crab falls off a tree in total surprise)
KRILLIN: So you're his brother, huh? (walks up towards Raditz) Wow, that must mean you'll be involved in lots of future events, right? Right?
"Something tells me you shouldn't get too close to him," Fluttershy said, closing her eyes.
(Raditz hits Krillin with his tail, sending him flying straight into Kame House)
"Oh cripes, that was fast!" Pinkie Pie gasped.
"Did he hit him with his tail?" Rainbow Dash said with a quizzical look.
"Looked like it, I wonder if we could do that?" Said Applejack.
(Krillin Owned Count: 1)
This caught the ponies by surprise and they gave a few laughs.
KRILLIN: What did I say?
GOKU: Hey! Stop hitting Krillin!
"Yeah!" Rainbow Dash yelled.
RADITZ: Why?
GOKU: Because you're breaking Kame House!
"Oh come on Goku!" She yelled again.
KRILLIN: (offscreen, weakly) Yeah... Stop breaking Kame House...
GOKU: So, what are you here for? The Dragon Balls?
RADITZ: The... the dragon's what?
GOKU: The Dragon Balls, you know? There are seven of them. They grant any wish you want- like immortality?
"Oh, so that's what they are. Wow, they seem really useful. I wonder if they exist in our world." Twilight wondered
OOLONG: Or Bulma's panties!
Rainbow Dash gave a mischievous smirk, "I know what I'd do if I got to use them."
(cuts to Vegeta and Nappa on an unknown planet)
NAPPA: Vegeta, did you hear that?
"Who are these people?" Rarity asked.
"I'd guess they work for the long-haired fellow" Applejack thought.
VEGETA: Oh yeah, we're totally going to Earth to get our wish!
NAPPA: Yeah, we're gonna get panties! ...I mean immortality. Immortality is what I meant, right Vegeta?
"He clearly has his priorities in order," Twilight rolled her eyes.
VEGETA: ...Just get in the damn pod!
(cuts back to Kame House. Raditz walks towards Kame House while Bulma picks up Gohan and moves away.)
RADITZ: No... I'm here for you, Kakarrot.
GOKU: So, what are we gonna do? See a ballgame? Catch a movie?
"What's a mooovii?" Pinkie Pie wondered. Twilight had the same thought, "Maybe we'll find out if we keep watching."
RADITZ: We're going to kill everyone on the planet and then sell it for profit to an alien overlord who may or may not have destroyed our own planet. (scene shows a planet flashing and then exploding)
"Why would you work for him then!?" Rainbow Dash complained
"I don't think they have a choice, Rainbow," Applejack retorted.
GOKU: Oh. Well, uh, I sorta like people here, so with all due respect- (Raditz knees Goku in the stomach, sending him flying and screaming as he comes crashing down into the ground)
"Oh heavens" Fluttershy gasped.
GOHAN: (runs towards Goku) Daddy!
RADITZ: (walks up and grabs Gohan) I'll be taking this! Yoink! (flies away holding Gohan in his arm)
"No, you monster!" Fluttershy screamed.
"What kind of villain would steal a small child?" Rarity scolded.
GOKU: (weakly) Quick! Somebody stop him! (crickets chirp in silence) Dammit, Krillin!
"What was he supposed to do?" Rainbow wondered.
KRILLIN: Hey! I was bitch-slapped through a house! What's your excuse?!
"Yeah exactly," Rainbow said in a pleased fashion.
GOKU: I was kneed in the stomach!
"Oh like those are comparable injuries!" she scowled.
(Krillin gasps and looks into the sky)
PICCOLO: You guys are pathetic! (Goku gasps while everyone looks at the sky and stares at Piccolo) ...What?
(Piccolo lands in front of the group)
GOKU: Aw jeez... Hey look, I know you totally wanna kill me and all,
"Wait, why would he want to do that?" Twilight pondered. Pinkie pie shrugged "Maybe they'll explain it later."
GOKU: but today's kind of a bad day. My brother just showed up, turns out I'm an alien, he stole my kid!
PICCOLO: Oh yeah; I was watching that! That was priceless! (Piccolo starts laughing while Krillin and Master Roshi stare at him in disbelief) ...sorry for your loss.
"... Well, at least he's considerate, kind of," Applejack said.
GOKU: Yeah. Anyway, wanna help me get him back?
PICCOLO: Whyyyyy?
GOKU: I'll friend you on MySpace!
(Piccolo stares blankly at Goku and then the scene suddenly shifts to Goku and Piccolo flying towards Raditz)
PICCOLO: (in his thoughts) Tom, you've been replaced!
"Awww he has a new friend. isn't that cute?" Fluttershy gushed.
(ending sequence)
[STINGER]
(Master Roshi is seen holding a Crunch bar)
MASTER ROSHI: Now it's a Nestlé Crunch bar! (Crunch bar turns into a gummi bear) Now it's a gummi bear! (gummi bear turns into Nappa's head) Now it's Nappa!
NAPPA: Wait, what the hell?
"What the? Now that's some different kind of magic." Twilight laughed.

Twilight turned to her friends, "So what did everyone think?" Rainbow was the first one to answer, "I thought it was awesome, and it looks like it's going to get even more awesome." Everyone else laughed at Rainbow Dash fanboying. "Um, I mean it was pretty good," She tried to regain her composure. When Applejack finished snickering at Rainbow she answered, "I thought it was mighty fun, maybe a bit violent but I'll get used to it. Pinkie Pie was already eager to start the next episode. "I guess I already know what you thought Pinkie," Twilight laughed. Rarity does a dramatic hair flip, "It's not something I would normally go for but it was quite enjoyable." "Well if everyone's ready why don't we start the next one," Twilight declared.

A big thank you to anyone who actually read this. As I mentioned, in the beginning, this was my first fanfic and I was really hesitant to actually post it. I'm obviously not much of a writer, but I really like these kinds of fanfics, especially PrincessDragon96's YGOTAS reactions, so I was kind of inspired to give it a go. I've actually written a couple of chapters already, but I want to see what kind of feedback I get on this (if any) and see if I should make some changes. But anyway thank you again and have a good one.