The ponies wasted no time starting the second episode. They were all pumped up to see what happened next.

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(scene opens up with Goku and Piccolo flying through the air trying to track down Raditz)

GOKU: Hey Piccolo. Mind if I ask you somethin'?

Rainbow Dash smiled "Oh this is going to be good."

PICCOLO: What is it?

GOKU: You're not human either, right?

PICCOLO: Yeah...

GOKU: And your dad spit you out as an egg, right?

Rarity gagged "Oh that is disgusting" Fluttershy tried to console her... and tried to keep her from throwing up all over herself.

PICCOLO: What about it?

GOKU: Are... Are you a Yoshi?

"What's a Yoshi?" Twilight raised her eyebrow and made a mental note to look it up. "It's probably some sort of animal," Applejack shrugged.

(Piccolo gives an annoyed look at Goku)

PICCOLO: (sarcastically) ...Yes, Goku. I'm a green f**king dinosaur!

"Oh, so that's what it is. I still wonder what a "Yoshi" looks like," Twilight thought.

GOKU: Can... Can I ride you?

Pinkie Pie lost her mind completely while everyone else tried to desperately control themselves. This lasted for quite a while. Pinkie Pies laughing fit was enough to get noise complaints from the other residents of Ponyville.

(Piccolo lets out an annoyed groan)

(opening sequence; scene shifts to a crying Gohan and Raditz)

RADITZ: Shut up. I said, shut up! SHUT UP! Damn it, why isn't screaming angrily making you cry less?!

"What a meanie," Fluttershy pouted, with the other ponies also giving disapproving looks. They couldn't wait for Raditz to get his comeuppance.

RADITZ: I'm going to put you in the time-out pod. (puts Gohan in his Space Pod and closes the door) (thinking) Thank sweet merciful God that's over. (out loud) Now I can just sit back and—(scouter beeps) ...beat the crap out of whoever's coming. (sighs) ...Great.

Fluttershy was already anxious about what was going to happen, everyone else was excited about the confrontation.

(Raditz looks into the sky and sees Goku and Piccolo come flying down)

GOKU: Raditz! Give me back my son! (jumps off Nimbus) Wheeeeee!

"I don't know how we didn't notice before, but does he have a flying cloud?" Twilight asked. Rainbow Dash also realized it," Yeah wait how did we miss that? It's so cool."

RADITZ: So, you're here already. And I see you brought the Namekian as well.

"Namekian, huh?" Twilight wrote down.

GOKU: A-actually, that hasn't been explained yet.

RADITZ: Oh. Well, it's not like anyone cares about him anyway.

"Well that's a bit insensitive," Fluttershy scolded.

(Piccolo removes his cape and grabs his turban)

PICCOLO: Well screw you too!

GOKU: Piccolo, you use weighted training clothes as well?

Rainbow Dash wondered, "Maybe I could use that too, to get even faster." Rarity was quick to answer, "Well darling if you need something like that, I'm sure I could fashion you something quite fabulous."

PICCOLO: (sarcastically) No, Goku. I just love to get naked when I'm around you. (drops his turban)

Fluttershy blushed, "Oh my, that's... um, nothing." Everyone else laughed.

RADITZ: (thinking) Their power level is rising! (out loud) So, nudity makes you stronger on this planet! (unzips his pants)

Now everyone else blushed.

GOKU: Uh... no. We're wearing weighted clothing.

RADITZ: (quickly zips up his pants and crosses his arms) Oh... Of course! Because that would be ridiculous! (laughs nervously)

PICCOLO: ...So that hair does compensate for something.

"Oooh burn!" Rainbow Dash yelled.

(Phil Sebben's head pops up)

PHIL SHEBBEN: Ha ha! Dangly parts.

Pinkie Pie almost lost her mind again, Twilight managed to calm her down though.

RADITZ: SHUT UP! (quickly dashes behind Goku and Piccolo and elbows both of them, knocking them off their feet.)

"Oh wow that was fast, I mean um... it was ok," Rainbow Dash had a range of emotions at seeing someone potentially faster than her.

PICCOLO: Okay, what the hell was that?

GOKU: I don't know! But let's try it again... from behind!

"Why would he say that out loud?" Applejack yelled.

(Goku and Piccolo tries to attack Raditz from behind, who counterattacks by kicking at both of them, knocking them away)

PICCOLO: We really shouldn't be announcing our attack strategy!

Applejack said with a smug expression "Exactly."

GOKU: Rush him! (leaps towards Raditz)

PICCOLO: Damn it, Goku! (also rushes towards Raditz) Will you at least try to dodge this one?!

GOKU: Dodge what? (Raditz fires his Double Sunday attack) OH GEEZ!

"Oh wow! He shot some kind of beam from his hands, what kinds of powers do these people have?" Twilight gasped. Pinkie Pie didn't bother questioning it, "I don't know but it's really cool." Twilight still decided to add it to her notebook to research it further.

(Goku manages to dodges the blast, but Piccolo isn't as lucky as he loses his left arm)

GOKU: Ha! You missed me!

(Raditz appears behind Goku)

RADITZ: My bad. (kicks Goku, knocking him away)

"Okay that was pretty cool," Rainbow Dash admitted.

GOKU: (thinks) Note to self: Less talky, more fighty. (slowly gets up and look towards Piccolo) Hey Piccolo. We may be taking a beating, but at least we managed to dodge that one. (Piccolo gets up with blood dripping from his severed arm)

"Oh good heavens, that is absolutely horrid," Rarity tried to stop herself from throwing up again. Everyone else was also disgusted but didn't have enough time to think about, because they were again trying to help Rarity. After a few minutes, she managed to calm down. "I have a feeling we're going to have to get used to seeing stuff like this," Fluttershy sighed with everyone else agreeing.

GOKU: High fi-IIIIIEEEEE! Uh... handsha—... thumbs u—... G-good job!

"Real smooth" Rainbow Dash laughed. Goku's lack of social awareness helped lighten the mood after seeing Piccolo's severed arm.

RADITZ: Haha! Aaaahaha! Aaaahaha! Aw, excuse me, has anyone seen my arm? You can't miss it, it's green! Hahaha!

"Well there's a lot of grass there, so it would be pretty easy to miss it, actually," Pinkie Pie said.

PICCOLO: Yeah... Anyway, listen. I've got one more attack that should do it. The upside is, I can use it with one arm.

"Oh, that's good," Twilight said and felt relieved.

GOKU: And what's the downside?

PICCOLO: You'll have to distract him while I charge it...

GOKU: That's not too bad—

PICCOLO: For five minutes.

"Oh that's bad," Twilight said not feeling relieved at all anymore.

PICCOLO: And considering he beat us to a pulp in under one and—ah, never mind, I'm sure you can handle it.

"Truly inspiring," Applejack mocked.

GOKU: Wow. You really have that much faith in me?

PICCOLO: Yeah, sure. Why not?

GOKU: Well then, I won't disappoint you. (dashes towards Raditz) Here goes nothing! Haaaaagggghhh! Ready or not, here I—(gets attacked by Raditz while the screen shifts to Piccolo) aaaaahhh!

"Well, that went about as well as I thought," Rarity said rolling her eyes, while everyone else was laughing.

PICCOLO: (in his thoughts; singing the tune of "Mahna Mahna" while Goku is getting beaten senselessly by Raditz) Mahna Mahna do doo be-do-do. Mahna Mahna do do-do do. Mahna Mahna do doo de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do de-do-do Ima chargin' my attack.

Pinkie Pie was just vibing and humming along while everyone else continued to laugh. "I need to write those lyrics down," Pinkie Pie said, "Truly inspirational."

(Scene changes Goku getting the upper hand by grabbing Raditz's tail.)

GOKU: Ha! Got your tail!

RADITZ: Please let me go?

GOKU: Well, since you asked nicely…

Twilight laughed, "That seems like something you would do Fluttershy." She blushed making everyone else laugh. "Don't take it the wrong way sugar cube, it's not a bad thing, that you're so compassionate," Applejack said making Fluttershy smile.

(Goku lets go of Raditz's tail; who thanks him by kicking him away)

PICCOLO: (in his thoughts while Goku receives another senseless beating from Raditz offscreen) Perhaps on second thought, a whole five-minute startup time for an attack is pretty abysmal in terms of usability in battle.

"Yeah, well at least you have someone to 'distract' him," Rainbow said sarcastically.

GOKU: (offscreen) Piccolo help! (scene changes to Goku grabbing Radiz's tail again) Ha! Got your tail...! Again!

RADITZ: Please let go?

GOKU: I'm not falling for that again!

"Oh good he's learning," Twilight said proudly.

RADITZ: Pretty please let me go?

GOKU: (once again lets go of Raditz's tail) Well...(Raditz elbows Goku, knocking him away)

"Oh, dangit," Twilight huffed.

GOKU: Oooh! Ow! Spine! (Raditz stomps on Goku's ribs) Ow! Ribs! Definitely ribs!

RADITZ: Aha! Attacking an opponent roughly four times your strength in a one-on-one battle. A cunning strategy! No, no, no, not cunning. What's the opposite of that?

PICCOLO: (offscreen) Retarded?

"That's... okay, just going to ignore it," Rarity said.

RADITZ: That's it, thank you! Now, disregarding the Namekian, I—

GOKU: Uh-uh! A Yoshi!

"Oh, sweet Celestia he's still on about that," Twilight said with her hooves in her face.

PICCOLO: (offscreen) I'm not a god damn Yoshi!

GOKU: But you said you were!

PICCOLO: (offscreen) It's called sarcasm!

GOKU: What's that taste like?

This caused another giggle fit from Pinkie Pie and a smaller one from everyone else.

PICCOLO: (offscreen) Damn it Goku!

(Raditz crushes Goku's ribs)

RADITZ: STOP IGNORING ME!

"Oh, he's mad," Fluttershy whimpered.

GOKU: Aaah my ribs! I think you broke my...mmmmmm ribs.

RADITZ: Uggggh. (stomps on Goku's ribs three more times and prepares to kill him) Stop! Ignoring! Me! AND DIE! (scouter beeps) Huh?

GOHAN: Stop beating up my daddy! (breaks out of Raditz's Space Pod)

(Gohan rushes towards Raditz)

"What the?" The ponies said in unison. "How did he... What in the... WHAT?" Twilight struggled to function.

RADITZ: Nooo, my Space Pod—(Gohan headbutts Raditz) Augh! My space armor!

The ponies were completely awestruck and just made sounds of confusion. After they managed to wrap their heads around what happened, Twilight said, "So that happened, I guess he's really strong as well." "Yes, but how is he so strong? They mentioned, that he hasn't started training or anything," Rainbow asked. "Maybe he gets super strong when he gets angry?" Pinkie Pie guessed. "That doesn't make any sense!" Twilight complained, but it fell on deaf ears.

PICCOLO: (offscreen) We get it, you're from space!

(Gohan lands next to Goku)

GOKU: G-Gohan. (GOHAN: Huh?) What... was that?

GOHAN: (gets up) Daddy!

GOKU: No-no, seriously. What the hell was that? We were getting slaughtered out there, and you could do that—(Gohan looks behind and notices Raditz) Oh, crap.

"Oh no," Fluttershy covered her eyes.

RADITZ: (approaches a frightened Gohan) Uncle Raditz is PISSED! (smacks Gohan, which the screen pauses upon impact)

The ponies let out loud gasps.

KAISERNEKO: We here at Team Four Star do not condone child violence. We do, however, find it hilarious.

"That is just awful," Rarity said.

(Screen unpauses as Gohan is sent flying by Raditz's attack)

GOKU: Wait, hold on!

RADITZ: Oh, what? Mister Shattered Ribs is going to stop me? (begins walking towards Gohan)

"That's not a very good nickname. Not the worst though," Pinkie Pie said.

GOKU: Listen, you don't understand! Nothing you could do could ever compare to what Chi-Chi would do to me if she found out he died!

"I assume this Chi-Chi is his wife or partner," Twilight thought.

(Raditz begins charging up a Ki blast at Gohan)

RADITZ: Well, sucks to be you!

GOKU: (thinking) I don't have any choice. I have to use my last technique!

Pinkie Pie's eyes glimmered, "Oooh I bet it's going to be something cool." Rainbow Dash was nearly as excited as Pinkie Pie.

RADITZ: NOW DIE! (prepares to kill Gohan)

(Goku grabs Raditz from behind)

GOKU: Full Nelson!

"Huh?" Pinkie Pie was pretty disappointed, while the other ponies laughed.

RADITZ: A Full Nelson? That won't work on me! I'm Raditz! (tries to break free but can't) Hurghhurgh! ...Okay, let go! (continues trying to break free, but no avail) Hurrrggrrrg! Seriously, this is starting to piss me off!

"Well it wasn't that cool I guess, but it's effective at least," Pinkie Pie admitted.

GOKU: Piccolo!

PICCOLO: Ready!

GOKU: Good! Just make sure you give me a signal before you fire that thing! I'm right behind him!

PICCOLO: Oh sure; I'll give you a signal. It'll be the last signal you'll ever get!

(scene shifts to Goku as Piccolo laughs evilly offscreen)

"Oh I don't think this is going to end well," Twilight braced herself. Pinkie Pie wasn't worried, "Oh don't worry Twilight, he just said that he'll give a signal." Twilight decided not to bury Pinkie's hopes.

GOKU: Well, okay. As long as we're clear on that.

PICCOLO: MAKANSA—... MAKAKASAPOP—... MEKKASAPPA—...

Rarity looked very confused, "Does he not know the name of his own attack?"

(groans) Oh, to hell with it. SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!

"I guess that works too, not very creative though," Rainbow Dash mentioned. Applejack looked at her with a skeptical look, "Let's see you come up with a better name for an attack." "How about Devil Drill Beam," Rainbow said. "What about Spiral Death Beam," Applejack answered. "Doom Laser." "Rail Beam," they continued. The other ponies looked increasingly annoyed, "Shut up!" they yelled. Rainbow and AJ quickly laughed and went quiet.

(fires the Special Beam Cannon at Goku and Raditz)

GOKU: Is that what you're going to yell out when you— (Special Beam Cannon pierces through both Goku and Raditz) OH GOD!

Everyone winced hard at this.

MOUNTAIN CLIMBER: Riiiiiicolaaaa— (blast hits mountain) AAAAAUUUUGH!

(both Goku and Raditz hit the ground, fatally wounded)

RADITZ: Damn it! And there was no way I could have gotten out of there!

PICCOLO: You know, you could've flown.

RADITZ: Damn you, hindsiiiiight! Bleh. (dies)

(Piccolo looks up in the sky and notices a ship heading towards the battlefield.)

KRILLIN: (from ship) Goku! After several hours of debating, we decided you might need us— (notices both Goku's and Raditz's damaged bodies) ah, crap!

(scene shifts to Krillin holding Goku's hand while Piccolo and Master Roshi watch)

KRILLIN: Goku! You can't die! Here, I brought a Senzu Bean!

"What in the world is a 'Senzoo Bean'," Twilight wondered again.

GOKU: (dying) I don't think that's gonna work.

KRILLIN: Why not?

GOKU: (dying) I sort of have a hole in my esophagus.

"Oh that's pretty bad," Rainbow said.

KRILLIN: Wait, then how are you breathing? (Goku slowly closes his eyes and dies) ...Goku? ...Goku? Holy crap... I'm not the first person to die in this series!

Everyone was pretty mad at Krillin for killing the mood but also thankful for cheering them up.

MASTER ROSHI: Krillin!

KRILLIN: What?

MASTER ROSHI: Too soon!

BULMA: I can't believe he's gone.

PICCOLO: Yeah, pity that. RRRRRRAAAAHHH! (regenerates his left arm)

"Oh my, that is really something," Rarity said trying not to look too disgusted. "I wonder if we could do that if we tried hard enough," Pinkie Pie thought. "How about we don't try to find out" Twilight answered.

KRILLIN: (runs up to Piccolo) Wait, what the hell? You can regenerate?

PICCOLO: Yeah. And you know what else?

KRILLIN: What?

PICCOLO: (quickly) I'm taking Gohan. Bye! (flies off with Gohan)

"Wait why didn't they try to stop him," Applejack asked.

KRILLIN: Quick! Somebody stop him! (crickets chirp in silence) Damn it Roshi!

MASTER ROSHI: Shut up, Krillin!

(Krillin Owned Count: 2)

Everyone felt slightly bad for Krillin even though they laughed.

KRILLIN: Aww...

(ending sequence)

[STINGER]

GOKU: Gohan, do a Headbutt!

(in the style of Pokémon)

GOHAN: Gooooo-HAN!

"Gohan used Headbutt!"

(Gohan headbutts Raditz)

"It was super-effective!"

"This show is so cool," Rainbow Dash said, she was already completely sold. Applejack thought the same but was much calmer about it. "It is very funny, but I do hope the quality gets a bit better," Rarity said. Pinkie Pie was jumping around the room out of excitement, "I'm sure it'll get better Rare, no need to worry."

"Fluttershy are you okay? I know this episode was a bit… gruesome," Twilight asked. Fluttershy put on a brave face and said she was fine, Twilight did notice that she was still a bit anxious and gave her a big hug, making Fluttershy feel a little better. "Yeah I think I'm going to be okay, as long as you all are watching with me," she said. The rest of the ponies also jumped in for a hug to make sure, that Fluttershy was fine.

"Anyone want to take a break?" Twilight asked. Everyone was anxious to start the next episode, even Rarity was uncharacteristically enthusiastic. "I'll take that as a no." Twilight decided to not waste any more time and started the next episode.