(Z-Fighters and the gang are living under Bulma's roof)
Zarbon: You're sure you can watch Jeice by yourself?
Goku: Of course I can! Who do you think raised Gohan and Goten?
Zarbon: Goku, you DIED.
Goku: Oh yeah, that happened too!
Vegeta: Kakarot will be slaughtered if the kid dies.
Bulma: THE BABY'S NOT DYING, AND NEITHER IS GOKU! Please pardon me for the yelling, but we all know each other so well! Nothing will happen to your little one.
Zarbon: (Visible panic) You're right, I shouldn't be doubting you all. He'll be just fine.
(Zarbon kisses Jeice in the forehead and hands him to Bulma)
Zarbon: I'll be back soon.
(Zarbon flies off)
Goku: What's he even doing this late at night?
ChiChi: Living here for the time being isn't free you know, he has to earn for himself and his child.
Goku: Aw man, I thought Bulma was the riches person ever…
Vegeta: ...Why is he staring at me like that?
Bulma: If it's annoying you then look away!
Vegeta: No, I mean why does his face look like that?
Goku: You're making fun of a baby's face?!
Vegeta: YOU IDIOT! I mean why does his mouth look like that?!
Bulma: Jeice is only six months old, he's only smiling.
Vegeta: That's not a smile woman. He's making the face like your father's cat.
Bulma: That's still a smile, genius. Why're you so bothered by it anyway?
Vegeta: ...It's abnormal.
Goku: So you're scared?
Vegeta: NO! You can't just curl your lips like that!
Jeice: :3
Vegeta: Stop doing that!
Bulma: He can't understand you, don't even bother trying to deprive the joy out of the little guy.
Goten: Yeah, he's so cute and squishy!
Trunks: And when he grows up he can train with me and Goten.
Marron: But what about me and Bulla?
Trunks: You're both girls, they're not as strong as boys.
Android 18: Mind repeating what you just said TRUNKS?
Trunks: I DIDN'T SAY ANYTHING!
Android 18: That's what I thought. The five of you are all equally strong, but when you fight together you'll be even more powerful.
Goten Trunks Marron: REALLY!
Android 18: Shocking, right?
Gohan: Yeah, how do you think we finished off all those bad guys in the past?
ChiChi: Oh, who cares about that? I just can't wait for little Jeice to grow so I can start teaching him! He'll be as smart as my Gohan and Goten!
Gohan: Mom, he has his own mother to teach him…
ChiChi: I know, but she drops by every once in a while. So when she's working in space I'll be working to make her son an Einstein!
(Everyone sweatdrops)
Goku: You guys forgot about Pan! Wait, that gives me an idea! Let's all go out on the roof and look at the stars like Piccolo and I did with Pan. There's a big full moon too-
Everyone: NO!
Goku: Geez, can you guys quit screaming?
Vegeta: IMBECILE! He's part Saiyan!
Goku: Well I never heard about that, meanie, and he doesn't even have a tail! How is he even Saiyan?!
Vegeta: (Rips Jeice out of Bulma's arms)
Bulma: Hey!
Vegeta: SILENCE! And Zarbon hid the boy's tail underneath his clothes.
(Jeice's tail pops out from behind)
Jeice: :3
Goku: Wow, it's so bushy! And it's white like his hair. It kind of DOES make him look like a little Saiyan!
Vegeta: Exactly. Now you understand why we can't take him outside?
Goku: … Let's cut it off-
Vegeta: KAKAROT!
Goku: Fiiiiine….
Vegeta: Losing your tail is the equivalence of losing half of your pride as a bound Saiyan!
Bulma: Oh brother, we're not getting into this.
Vegeta: Say what you like, but mark my words: this baby and I will show you all what Saiyans can really do!
Goku: So you do care about Jeice!
Vegeta: (Flustered) I never said that! I meant… Just shut up and let's watch the kid!
Bulma: (Sly smirk) Okay.
Vegeta: (Looks down at Jeice)
Jeice: :3
Vegeta: (Sustaining himself to smile in front of everyone)
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Goku Goten: He's so boring!
ChiChi: (Slaps both on the head) You both know better to say something like that! Babies can't fight or just start doing what they want!
Goten: But he hasn't done anything AT ALL! He's just been sleeping!
Vegeta: … The boy brings up a point, he could've at least cried- WHAT THE HELL BULMA?!
Bulma: (She slapped Vegeta on top of the head, just with more force than ChiChi) It's late at night, and you want a baby to start crying?!
Vegeta: He would've gotten SOMETHING done!
(Jeice wakes up)
ChiChi: Well you got what you wanted!
Vegeta: I see no tears, and I hear no cry.
Goku: It must be done.
Bulma: For the sake of your entertainment? I don't think so!
ChiChi: Aw, come here Jeice. Let me take you away from the bad man. Jeice, you can let go. Jeice, listen to aunt ChiChi… Jeice!
Vegeta: The boy knows his place. Inside that tiny body he recognizes the former prince of all Saiyans, and has the deepest regard and respect for me. This is how a Saiyan child was meant to be raised!
Goku: Your planet blew up.
Vegeta: IT WAS YOURS TOO STUPID!
Gohan: This is gonna be a long night...