Toads: Ugh. Stupid plumber, always getting in our way and being dumb and rude!
The Toads had enough. They didn't want Mario to make the entire franchise think bad of itself.
Toad[RIGHT]: You know what?
Toad[LEFT}: What?
Toad[RIGHT]: We're gonna leave this stupid house, and we're gonna visit Funky KOngs house! He has much better and kinder people unlike Mario's attitude toward us!
Toad[LEFT]: Okay..That doesn't seem too bad after all!
Toad[RIGHT] LET'S DO IT THEN! YEEHAW!
The toads ran from Mario's house and dashed through everyone and things until they got to Funky Kong's.
Mario: Time to torture those...WAIT...WHERE ARE MY FREAKING TOAD GUARDS!?
Mario: HEY! GET BACK HERE
Mario was soon out of breath, he couldn't catch up to the 2 toads.
Later at Funky Kong's…
Funky Kong: Gotta go check on Luigi...GOOO!
Luigi was sitting and doing nothing, and when Funky got over there Luigi fell asleep.
Funky: Luigi, you awake? LUIGI? He's probably asleep, don't wanna wake him...
Funky went to check on Daisy next...
Funky: gotta go check on poor Daisy..wonder how Peach is doing as well...
Daisy was in her custom portable room, sitting on her orange bed, she was watching satisfying videos.
Funky: Hi, Daisy. Luigi was asleep soo, I checked on you next...
Daisy: Oh….that's nice of you but...I need a little time to myself.
Funky: Oh..ok well I-
Daisy: Actually... Come here Funky Kong…
Daisy got out of her bed and hugged Funky Kong tightly.
Funky: Oh..umm….daisy..what are you doing to me-
Daisy: SHhhhh…[whispers]This is our time now..just you and..me…
Daisy closed and locked the door, Funky Kong was not expecting this..not even close.
Funky: Umm ok...
Back to Luigi...
Luigi finally awoke from his nap and heard lots of unknown noises from upstairs.
Luigi: What the freak are those noises? Wait..noo...[laughing]..It can't be..lool..[laughs]
Luigi went upstairs and peeked open the door to Daisy's room, he couldn't believe what he saw..
Luigi saw Daisy kissing Funky Kong..on Daisy's bed...
Daisy: Funky..yes...YESS…..Keep it UP!
Luigi: O_O [softly] What? WHAT IS HAPPENING? [laughs] heehhehaehhaehhehehaheahehehehahehaehaaehehe..!
Let's see what Peach is doing...
Peach was in her portable room feeling disgusted about what Mario did...
Peach: I am.. Disgusted, I am..Disappointed, I am.. very upset at this right now.
While Daisy and Funky Kong were doing there..thing or whatever, Luigi just went back downstairs and just pretended that didn't happen, EVER!
Back to Funky And Daisy...
Funky Kong: Ya like that Daisy? YA LIKE THAT?
Daisy: Oh yea...gimme more, please
Later...
After Funky Kong and Daisy were done, they went downstairs to check on Peach.
Funky and Daisy: how ya doin', myy fella...
Peach: What is it Im feeling disgusted and trying to meditate...
Funky: Ok?
Daisy: Well, we just came down to check on you, that's all.
Peach: Ok, see ya in 45,000,000,000,000 frontillias...
After that, Funky and Daisy were about to go on a stroll, but the doorbell sounded.
Funky: I'll get it!
It was the Toads that ran from Mario's house.
Toads: Hi! we would like to stay [if you want!]
Funky Kong: Ok, just don't do anything stupid like Mario.
Toads: That's the reason why we ran from him, he was treating us like foster pets!
Daisy: Ok, you're welcome to stay!
Toads: Yay! Thank you, Princess!
Daisy: You're welcome, Toads!
The toads hugged daisy and Funky Kong and ran upstairs to the portable toad room.
Daisy: Well, that was somethin', wasn't it?
Funky Kong: IDK what that was, anyway let's keep-
[ding dong]
Funky: Who is it no- MARIO, ITS YOU!
Mario: YES IT IS, WHY DO YOU WANNA KNOW?
Daisy: Mario, stop. You're just gonna make Funky mad again.
Mario got up in Daisy's face, A LOT.
Mario: You just haven't learned you're lesson, Daisy. SHUT UP!
Daisy: But-
Mario: NO BUTS FROM YOU, YOU CAUSED THIS!
Everyone got up and ran up or downstairs depending on where they are, and watched Mario Physics again.
Daisy[yelling][high pitched]: Wha- What do you mean? You just came to yell in my face again!
Funky Kong: just stop it. I'm not the one to play with, I'll yeet you to space right now if you mess with me or Daisy rn.
Mario: Shut up Funky, you can't even get a trophy.
Daisy: GO SOMEWHERE!
Mario: REMEMBER, YOU CAUSED THIS DAISY! YOU DID, NOT ME!
Daisy: I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING!? WHY ARE YOU BEING RUDE TO ME MARIO, WHAT HAVE I DONE TO YOU?
Mario: Everything...
Funky: We are not putting up with this, Mario. Stop insulting my girlfriend, NOW!
Mario: WAIT,...WHAAAAT? SINCE WHEN HAVE I NOT KNOWN THIS?!
Daisy: what? Funky...what? You..love...me?
Funky thought he fricked up, but he saw the cute smile on Daisy's face, he had no choice but to say yes to her.
Funky Kong: yes...I do, Daisy...
Daisy[muffled][crying]: OMG FUNKY KONG...THANK YOUUUUUUUU!
Mario: IMPOSSIBLE! HOW DID FUNKY GET A GF ON THE SPOT? IM OUTTA HERE! GOODBYE CREAMPUFFS!