Chapter 1 Summary: June and Nepeta realize that they are out of milk.
June was on her bed when Nepeta curled up on her lap purring loudly. The breath player laughed and scratched the top of the troll's head fondly.
JUNE: heehee i forget how cat like you can get sometimes.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ *the mighty beast does not understand this "sometimes" that you are referring to*
NEPETA: :33 ‹ *pounce lejon is always a cat and he is very content with were she is right meow*
NEPETA: :33 ‹ purr purr :))
JUNE: "he" huh?
NEPETA: :33 ‹ pounce is a male cat duh
JUNE: but you... sort of roleplay as him right?
NEPETA: :33 ‹ so?
JUNE: ...phhh! never mind! what was i thinking!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ yeah! what were you thinking juneipurr ;33
JUNE: anything you want to do today kitten?
NEPETA: :33 ‹ hmm... staying inside and cuddling sounds amazing!
JUNE: it does. but we need groceries at some point.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ we can alchemize some
JUNE: unless you happen to know the code for milk on hand, no we can't. we used the last gallon with our cereal at breakfast.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ oh shoot! i should have that memorized, darn it!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ meow im sad *sad legion n33ds to be picked up*
JUNE: ha! ha! here.
June scooped up Nepeta and slung her onto her shoulders. The olive toll was laughing as the wind player carried her through the house, ducking under doorways, so that she wouldn't hit her head.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ careful! careful!
June pretended to stagger, swaying for dramatic effect, Nepeta laughing all the while.
JUNE: ohhh! how are you so heavy all of a sudden.
JUNE: i can't *wheeze* go on *wheeze* much longer.
They were at the couch and June had just enough energy to collapse on it Nepeta underneath him, still laughing.
JUNE: goodbye cruel world! *gah*
She was dead, done before her prime. Her glasses were askew and tongue hanging out, a picture of a person at rest. The troll put a hand to her head dramatically wailing for her lover.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ oh hark! the heir has died! oh woe! all is woe!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ never again will i kmeow joy in this cruel, cruel existence again!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ but wait! maybe there is still hope
NEPETA: :33 ‹ maybe a kiss will bring her back to life!
The Rogue leaned over the body and, after sliding June's tongue back in with only the barest of giggles, she passionately puckered and kissed that sucker. She stayed there, working over the lips hoping for some signs of life. She parted, a column of air shooting up from the contact and lo, the Heir twitched. With grunting and groaning and flailing of limbs, June opened her eyes and beamed.
JUNE: why pretty girl, thank you for saving me!
JUNE: by any chance are you single?
NEPETA: :33 ‹ sorry im taken
JUNE: what! who is this mysterious person?
JUNE: are they hot? you only deserve the best for one so fine.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ she is very hot, you dont have a chance :33
JUNE: phooey, bring them to me! i shall see for myself.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ hmm, well that will be purtty hard to do
JUNE: and why is that?
Nepeta traced a line across her shirt, eyes hooded as she purred.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ it's hard to look at yourself without a mirror »:33c
June and Nepeta looked at each other, silent. Then, June's cheeks burned, and she looked away. A few ticks of the prankster's gambit falling to the trolls favor for once.
JUNE: i, uh, wow. let's just... go get that milk huh?
NEPETA: :33 ‹ smooth, you alright there june?
JUNE: fine, fine. just... not use to such...
Nepeta wrapped herself around the Breath player; arms, legs, and tail encircling her like trapped prey. She had no intention of playing with her more, however.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ intimacy?
They were nose to nose, Nepeta could feel the heat off her face and enjoyed it.
JUNE: yeah. uh, nep, we should really-
NEPETA: :33 ‹ shut up and kiss me
She did.
The milk was purchased two hours later.