Chapter 2 Summary:
Nepeta and June talk about death.
Then talk about nicknames.
Then they are cute for a while.
JUNE: what do you dream about?
NEPETA: :33 ‹ death mostly
JUNE: that sucks. i hate dying.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ dying isnt the worst part
JUNE: it isn't?!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ nope, the worst part is what comes after
NEPETA: :33 ‹ being lost and confused by all your past and alternate pasts and possible futures, while it can be fun, it's also the worst
NEPETA: :33 ‹ imaging having to relive the worst parts of your life over and over again
JUNE: yikes.
JUNE: ...
JUNE: can we change topics please?
NEPETA: :33 ‹ sure june!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ we n33d to brainstorm cute nicknames fur you!
JUNE: what? why?
NEPETA: :33 ‹ its sort of my thing
JUNE: *sigh* fine. terezi and roxy like "junebug".
NEPETA: :33 ‹ dwaaaa! that is so cute!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ hm *leijon sits in thoughtful silence, her whiskers twitching with the wisdom of a thousand cat sages, just waiting fur the right time to be called furth and be unleased*
JUNE: heehee.
NEPETA: :? ‹ what?
JUNE: nothing. just your last name is leijon and my name used to be...!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ h33 h33! that is kind of funny meow that you say it out loud
NEPETA: :33 hm, how does nepeta leijune sound :33
JUNE: kind of cute.
JUNE: but not as cute as the person attached to the name is!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ ...
NEPETA: X33 ‹ alsdkfjoijvoivj stop it! oh my god!
JUNE: also adorable is how you managed to say a key smash out loud.
NEPETA: X33 ‹ i ought to strangle you! aldfkjadsflkajsvoaiwevgnoaivb
JUNE: there it is again!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ juuuuuuuuuuunnnnnn333333!
They spend the next several minutes chasing one another until they sit back down.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ i thought of one!
JUNE: shoot.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ "junipur" no wait! "junipurr" :33
NEPETA: :33 ‹ its purrfect! ittle junypurr coming at ya with a large hammer
NEPETA: :33 ‹ *pow* ~whoosh~
JUNE: ittle? i'm taller than you!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ h33, k33p telling yourself that juneipurr ‹3
JUNE: whatever.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ HEY! you can't just "whatever" out of every conversation!
JUNE: whatever.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ oh whatever your whatever
JUNE: whatever.
NEPETA: :PP ‹ not doing this
JUNE: whatever.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ cutie-says-whatever
JUNE: what-HEY!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ ha ha! ur a cutie
JUNE: no you.
NEPETA: :OO ‹ wow.
JUNE: yes.
JUNE: guess what else you are?
NEPETA: :33 ‹ hm, handsome?
JUNE: nope. sexy.
NEPETA: B33 ‹ hell yeah
JUNE: it should be illegal to be this hot.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ no kidding! i'm packing these guns! don't anybody move!
JUNE: ...shit. those are some really nice muscles their nep.
JUNE: could i...?
NEPETA: :33 ‹ oh, course you can! touch my muscles june~
JUNE: now you're making it weird.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ touch them!
JUNE: um, now i don't want to.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ do it!
JUNE: stop flexing at me! my soft fragile womanly physique is no match for your ungodly muscles!
NEPETA: :33 ‹ that's right! cower in awe of them!
JUNE: oh no. stop. don't lean over me like that. your too sexy for that. i'm done for.
Nepeta was laying over the top of June now, keeping giggles at bay. When June opened her mouth to say more ridiculous things, she kissed her.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ so, do you want to s33 how sexy i can be?
JUNE: i'm not strong enough for that.
NEPETA: »:33c ‹ too bad! on the bed with you, got a long night ahead!
JUNE: have to keep back the darkness huh?
Nepeta was startled until June kissed her again, her humor returned.
NEPETA: :33 ‹ absolutely