Chapter 62: The Movie
A girl is shown sitting at vanity brushing her hair and two children, one boy and one girl, are helping her get ready. "When you meet the someone, who was meant for you. Before two can become one there is something you must do" she sang as she brushed her hair and put on makeup.
"Do you pull each other's hair?" The boy asked. "Do you feed each other grapes?" the girl asked."No, there is something sweeter. Everybody needs" the girl said as she playfully ruffled the children's hair. She then rose up from the vanity and stared dreamily out the window. "I've been dreaming of a true love's kiss. And a prince I'm hoping comes with this. That's what brings ever-afterings so happy" she sang as she picked up and began to dance around with the young boy. "And that's the reason we need lips so much. For lips are the only things that touch. So to spend a life of endless bliss. Just find who you love through true love's kiss" she sang as she put the boy down and admired her outfit. "Aaa, aaa, aaa-a. Aaa, aaa, aaa-a" she sang as she danced around happily.
"She's been dreaming of a true love's kiss. And a prince she's hoping comes with this. That's what brings ever-aftering so happy. And that's the reason we need lips so much. For lips are the only things that touch" the young boy and girl sang as they danced around with the girl. The girl then went back to the window and spotted a figure coming towards their home. "So to spend a life of endless bliss. Just find who you love through true love's kiss" she sang dreamily.
A knock on the door was heard and the girl raced down the stairs and swung open the door to reveal a mummy man with a black tie. "You're the fairest babe I've ever met" he sang as he held his arms open wide. "You were made" he sang as they hugged. "To finish your duet" the girl sang.
"And in years to come we'll reminisce" they sang as they walked towards his car. "How we came to love" he sang as he opened the passenger door. "And grew and grew love" the girl sang as she got in and stared lovingly at the guy. "Since first we knew love through true love's kiss" they sang together as the car took off.
The screen fades to black and then reveals the girl with a group of other girls. The girl waves to the group and the girls crowd around each other. "Something's definitely up with her" one girl with black hair said. "I'll say. Hey look, it's Adrien" a girl with blonde hair said as she pointed to a male with blue skin walking in the hall. "Hey Adrien, do you know what's going on with Lanna?" the black haired girl asked. The male only shook his head. They then all saw the girl holding onto the arm of the mummy guy. The blue skinned male's jaw dropped and once he composed himself, he ran over to them. "H-hey Lana. Who's this?" he asked. "Oh! Hey Adrien! This is Brad, my new boyfriend" she said happily. The male could feel his heart sink at her words. "Lanna, are you sure you want someone like him?" he asked. The girl looked at him in confusion. "All I'm saying is that I know Brad and I know for a fact that he is an egotistical hard head. He's not the right guy for you!" he warned. "Don't be silly. Brad is a kind guy" the girl said. She then went on about how amazing Brad was.
The group of girls came over upon hearing her words and started asking her a lot of questions. The blue skinned male stared down the mummy guy and he felt like his heart had stopped when he heard the girl announce that she and the mummy guy had another date that night. The blue skinned male shook his head and walked away. While the group of girls squealed, the blue skinned female looked to the male walking away and she went to go chase after him. Before she could, the girls dragged the blue skinned girl into a room marked 'Drama Club' and push her into a nearby dressing room. They each took a pile of clothes each time the door opened, the girl was modeling the clothes and the girls shook their heads. "How about this one?" the girl's voice was heard saying behind the closed door. The door opened to reveal the girl in a medium length black dress with a jean jacket and a pair of black heels.
Her friends cheered and one of them threw their arm over her shoulders. "Oh yeah, you're ready" she said. They then walked out of the school and Adrien was seen sighing sadly as he watched the girls leave while Lanna told the girls about how in love she was with Brad. "It should have been me" he said sadly as he walked off. The screen goes black and the words "That Night" appear.
The mummy male was going on about himself and the girl was leaning her cheek into her hand as she was forced to listen. Music then started to play and the male got up from his seat and went around to the girl.
"You've been dreaming, just one thing. Nearly all your life. Hoping, scheming, just one theme. Will you be a wife? Will you be some he-man's property? Good news! That he-man's me!" she sang proudly as he pointed to himself and the girl looked appalled.
"This equation, girl plus man. Doesn't help just occasion, women their uses too. Mainly to extend the family tree. Pumpkin, extend with me!" he sang as he made the girl get up from her seat.
"We'll be raising sons galore" he sang as he walked with her towards the exit.
"Inconceivable!" she said horrified as she looked back at their table as she was forced to walk away. "Each built six foot four!" he sang proudly.
"Unbelievable!" she said as she started to look for a way to get out of his grasp.
"Each stuffed with every Bradly gene!" he sang as he made her sit in his car in the passenger seat.
"I'm not hearing this!" she said terrified as the male locked the car and she tried to pull at the handle. "You'll be keeping house with pride!" he sang as he started the car and drove. "Just incredible!" she said sarcastically as she searched for a way to escape. "Each day gratified" he sang as he turned a corner on the road harshly. "So unweddable!" the girl said as she held onto the nearby handle. "And you are a part of this idyllic scene" he sang as he parked the car at a nearby parking lot. He then threw and arm around her shoulders. "Picture this: A rustic hunting lodge, my latest kill roasting over the fire, my little wife massaging my feet, while the little ones play on the floor with the dogs. We'll have six or seven!" he said
"Um...Dogs?" the girl asked nervously. "No, Lanna! Strapping boys...like me!" he said proudly and the girl removed his arm "Imagine that!" she said nervously.
"I can see that we will share. All that love implies. We shall be a perfect pair. Rather like my thighs!" he sang as he put his arm back around her shoulders and motioned to his thighs.
"You are face to face with destiny!" he sang as he took her face in his free hand and made her face him. "All roads lead to...The best things in life are...All's well that ends with me! " he sang as he made her look out of the windshield"
"Escape me? There's no way" he sang as he pulled her close to him as she tried to escape.
"Certain as "Do, Re,Lan, when you marry…" he sang as the girl was able to pull her upper body away. "So Lanna, what would it be?Is it "yes", or is it "oh, yes"?" he asked as he leaned in. "I...I just don't deserve you!" she responded quickly as she finally broke free and unlocked her door and get out. "Who does?" he asked proudly. The girl then slammed the door shut. "ME!" he sang as the girl ran off. The screen then showed the girl face first on her bed and she was heard crying. A knock was then heard and the door slowly swung open to reveal the blue skinned male. "Hey Lanna" he said softly as he approached her. "A-Adrien?" she asked. The male nodded and sat next to her. He then began to rub a hand up and down her back soothingly. The girl was able to calm down and she sat up with a heavy sigh. "I'm sorry I didn't listen. Honestly, I thought you would have given up on me since I didn't listen" she admitted. The male smiled softly and embraced her. "I would never give up on you. You mean too much to me. And I don't mean like a friend" he said. The girl pulled out of the embrace and looked at him in shock. "W-what do you mean?" she asked. "Lanna, I've loved you ever since we first met. You're kind, smart, funny, and just amazing" he said. He then went on about everything else he loved about her and the girl went red with every word. "And..h-hey! Why are you crying?" he asked in shock. The girl then launched herself at him and hugged him. "I love you too! I'm sorry it took me loving a hard headed jerk to realize that" she said.The male then scooped her up in his arms and crashed his lips onto hers. She happily kissed back and he spun her around in his arms happily. They then placed their foreheads together and smiled as the setting sun cast a warm glow over them through the window.