I don't own any of this Paranorman belongs to Laika and Five Nights at Freddy's belongs to Scott Cawthon


The man parked his car in front of a building that has been abandon for a long time. The man is currently staying here, he choose this rather than a hotel or motel because he wanted to be secluded from anyone, he didn't need anyone in this town to see what he's up to.

After getting out of his car the man made a quick glance around for anyone, seeing no one he goes to his trunk, and pulled out the remnant filled container. The man made another quick look around the area before closing his trunk then ran into the building.

Once inside he flipped on the lights which flickered a bit, the room is bare with the exception of a mattress on the floor, a table with equipment and parts, and a long desk with a white sheet covering a figure. The man placed the container on the table; he lets out a loud sigh as today was quite busy with collecting more remnant from the graveyard, but it's going to be worth it.

The man now went over to the desk with the white sheet, he pulls the sheet off revealing a metal endoskeleton; the endoskeleton is slouched forward with it's mouth hanging open, the eyes were as dark as night, it had no suit to call it's own, the only thing it had that was unique were these wires that produced a great electric shock on it's left hand. The endoskeleton is very lifeless, but it wouldn't be for long.

The man sucks up the remnant from the container with a needle, he went over to the endoskeleton, he stuck the needle on the chest, and injected the remnant into it. The man stepped back and simply waited, the endoskeleton twitches a bit, the upper part of the body rose up straight, the head shook until it suddenly stopped, the eye sockets lit up with green eyes. The eyes clicked as they stared at both of its hands as if it was confused.

The man smiled widely, his new creation is ready. The endoskeleton eyes dart towards him, its mouth opened and closed, it stared at him blankly then reached it's wired hand to him, the man quickly stepped around to the back where he properly shut it off. That was a close one, he didn't need to be zapped by his own creation, he needed to wait for it settle before he could turn it on again.

Seeing how he had to wait, the man decided to head out again, leaving his new creation alone in the now dark room.


Norman, Salma, and Neil sat in front of Neil's TV as one of the VHS tapes was beginning to start playing. Neil sat down eagerly with some snacks for him and his friends; the tape they were going to watch first is 'The Fazbear Employee Introduction'.

"Oh boy! This is going to be exciting!" Neil exclaimed.

"Shh, it's starting." Salma stated.

80's music played through static, the static disappears revealing a logo of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza with Freddy himself on top pointing at the viewers. It switches to the front of the building which is much more cleaner and showed people going in and out, a robotic male's voice spoke up when the words welcome appeared.

"It's a brand new day! It's time for you to experience the magical thrill of the Freddy Fazbear world! Congratulations! You are now hired as a worker at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! An experience that you'll surely not regret in your life!"

The scene switches to a freeze frame of the busy dinning room. "Being a new worker at one of our facilities, we are pleased to provide you with these simple tips to get you associated."

The scene shows a sausage, cheese pizza. "Step one."

"Here at Freddy's, we give our customers the best experience we can provide. Meaning that you must give customers a happy smile no matter what, even if the customer is being difficult you must keep up a smile."

Another scene shows a couple of colorful balloons. "Step two."

"The best thing in our buildings is our assortments of games and activities, they give children joy and most importantly make them come back. So it is most important to have them up and running, if you see a out of order arcade machine please go find a maintenance worker."

The next scene showed a closed security door. "Step three."

"Being a family friendly restaurant we pride ourselves with our clean repetition of safety. It is extremely important to look out for anyone suspicious, especially if the said someone seems to be lurking in the shadows."

The next scene showed Freddy, Bonnie, and Chica preforming in front of a crowd of cheering children. "Step four."

"Of course we can't forget about our glorious animatronics, these characters brings joy through the hearts of children, so we need to show them a little bit of respect. With that being said please keep kids off the stage as it may result in a injury, bringing us into a unkindly lawsuit. It's also advise to keep a distance from the animatronics."

The next scene shows a close up of Freddy. "This is all the tips we are legally advise to tell you, now get out there and enjoy the fantasy and fun world of Freddy Fazbear's Pizza!" The final scene shows a pizza with a bite mark. "Fazbear Entertainment isn't responsible for injuries, dismemberment, or death." Static abruptly cuts in ending the video.

It is safe to say Norman, Salma, and Neil were left stun over that disclaimer at the end. They were overall interested in the tape along with curiosity over some parts, but that ending definitely caught them off guard. "Huh, What did he mean by dismemberment and death?" Neil exclaimed.

Salma shrugged in utter bewilderment. "I have no idea, I wouldn't think a place like that would have to worry about such things." Norman glances over to the 'How to put on springlocks suits?' tape, he picked it up. "Maybe this well explained."

After a quick tape change the video began with a image of the yellow bear, however this one is standing up with blue eyes, and a closed grin. "Welcome to our tutorial of putting on springlock suits. While are animatronics are top of the line and can entertain millions of children, sometimes it takes a person to bring special characters for an up and closer experience. With that we bring you our special springlock suits, these suits are unique as they can be used as both animatronic and suits for a person."

A cartoon bear in a green suit appeared next to the yellow bear. "This tutorial will give you a step by step instructions how to operate one, please pay close attention as operating springlocks can be very dangerous if there mishandled." The cartoon bear gets behind the robot with some sort of crank in his hand. "Step one, place the hand crank in the back of the suit."

The cartoon bear places the crank in a hole of the suit. "Next crank it clockwise until you hear the springlocks click into place." The cartoon bear slowly puts on the suit. "Now it is important that you put on the suit slowly as any quick movements may loosen the springlocks." The bear is now fully in the suit and gives a thumbs up.

"Great you have successfully put on the suit, but be warn don't let any liquid spill on the suit as the moisture will loosen the springlocks." The video proceeds to show orange soda spilling on the suit, it closes in on the springlocks which wiggle until they fail. The bear is now screaming in agony as the animatronic parts began to dig into him. "If the springlocks fail all animatronic parts will lodge inside your body, your bones will break, organs will be punctured, you will scream until your vocal cords will be severed. If this happens please go to the buildings safe-rooms to not ruin the costumers experience with your bleeding out to death."

The final image shows the cartoon bear wrapped up like a mummy in a hospital bed. "This concludes our tutorial, now go out there and lets entertain some kids."

The three kids felt like their eyes were going roll out with how wide they were, they had the look of absolute horror, it took awhile before Salma eventually broke the silence. "Well, now we know why they had that disclaimer on previous video. Though I don't know what's more disturbing: the fact that they don't have safer ones or the fact they don't seem to care about an employees safety, which is definitely a felony of the employment safety act."

Neil quickly picked up another tape which is one of the showtimes. "Let's watch something a little more friendly." He quickly replaces the springlock tape with it; the video starts up with the closed curtains of the show stage, colorful spotlights danced in front of it. "Ladies and gentlemen! Boys and girls! Fazbear Entertainment is proud to present the one, the only! Freddy Fazbear!"

The curtain opens revealing the three animatronics as rock music played out; Freddy waved his arm up in a big wave, with the other one holding his microphone close to his mouth. "Hello everybody! Are you ready to have a good time? I know I am!"

"Because it's Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! For kid's, it's number one! Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Where fantasy meets fun!" The animatronics sang, the video gets close to Freddy's face.

"Well, let's meet the band!" Freddy's hand goes to his chest. "My name is Freddy, I'm the singer in the band! Got a hat and big bow tie! I'm a big brown bear, but don't be scared! I'm a real fun loving guy!"

The video pans over to Bonnie, his head moves left and right in glee. "Bonnie's my name, I'm hopping along, floppy ears and a cotton tail! My guitar is blazing, this rabbit's hair rasing! Just listen to me wale!" Freddy head turns to glance at him, "Take it Bonnie!" Bonnie strummed his guitar which plays a sick rift.

The animatronics began to sing together. "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Get your pizza by the pound! Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! Where all the kids are safe and sound!" Now it pans over to Chica who thrusts her cupcake forward. "Hey I'm Chica! The lady of the group, my singing is a treat!"

"So sweet!" Freddy chimed in.

"But keep an eye on your pizza," Chica's voice suddenly went deep. "Cause I'm a bird who likes to eat!" Chica makes a couple eating sounds, the video switches over to Pirate Cove. "Finally, there's Foxy! One eye and a hook for a hand! He hangs out over in Pirate's Cove!" The curtain opens up revealing Foxy who rose his hook up proudly. "Now you met all the members of the band!"

All animatronics sang. "Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! The fun just can't be beat! Freddy Fazbear's Pizza! It's time for us to eat!" The band kept singing Freddy Fazbear's Pizza over and over until the video ended with a slow fade to black.

Norman and Salma gave each other a glance as they had no idea how to react over that song, Neil however is beaming as the song is very catchy. The tape then came out of the VHS player, "That was something." Norman exclaimed.

"I know that song was awesome!" Neil happily stated.

"I wouldn't say that Neil." Salma interjected.

Neil picks up another show tape. "You guys up for a another tape?" Salma shrugged, "Might as well." Neil quickly replaces the tape, this tape was a show at Pirate's Cove; Foxy was singing 'Drunken Sailors', his torso shifts left and right repeatedly along with his head, his arms went up and down, his hook circled around. In the background were the faint sounds of kids cheering and the sounds of the arcade.

Neil closed his right eye and bend his finger into a hook shape, Neil then started to mimic Foxy by making pirate sounds, Salma glance over to him. "Neil what are you doing?"

"I'm being a pirate."

"You know real pirates never said argh or had a hook for a hand, those were brought up only by popular media such as Treasure Island." Salma then began to go on a discussion about how real pirates acted, Norman rolled his eyes as he knew that it was impossible to stop Salma from talking about historical accurate topics.

So he just continued watching the video which by now showed that Foxy had finished singing his song, and is now telling a sea tale about his battle with the kraken. The camera turned slightly showing a bit of the background, that was when Norman spotted something, squinting his eyes he is shocked to the yellow rabbit leading a boy in a green shirt towards a door.

He couldn't believe he actually seen the yellow rabbit while not during one of those crazy visions, he looked over to Neil and Salma wondering if they saw it to, however judging by Neil's still happy expression and Salma still going on about real pirates, he already guessed that they haven't. He wondered if he should tell them what he just saw in the video, but then he began to think about what he just saw, where was the rabbit leading the boy? Was it also one those springlock suits? Norman pondered these questions until the video ended.


Outside Neil's house, Shadow Bonnie silently watched them watch the next video.