Hope everyone enjoyed their Halloween and had some sweets to enjoy with their loved ones. I know this a bit late, but I wanted to get this out to celebrate my favorite holiday. My first attempt at writing a Darkstalkers story with Naruto.

This will follow the canon of Naruto but with a mix of Darkstalkers appearing here and there. We won't get into the events of the games until a bit later into this story.

Also expect a powerful, eventual godlike Naruto. This is a very perverted-but controlled Naruto as well. This story will also be a very M-rated story due to the amount of sexual activity, and some gore that will occur in the story. Let me know what you guys think of this.

This may include other series like DxD, Inuyasha, Rosario Vampire, Fairy Tail, 7 Mortal Sins, TMNT (the fifth season of the 2003 series), and many other series, but unsure still which to use. Let me know what you guys think.

Also, I have a few other story ideas and which one will interest you guys, but I will give more details at the end. I know it's late but better late than never right.

Alright, let the show begin.

Returning Home…...With Upgrades?!

Today was a sunny day in the Elemental Nations, especially in Hi no Kuni. On this day near the gate of Konoha, several figures were approaching the village. There were two figures in total. One figure was over six feet tall with white spiky hair that goes down his back, where a giant scroll can be seen attached to his back. The second figure was 5 feet 5 inches tall. However, that was all that can be seen of the figure since his entire face was covered by a black cloak that has silver decorations (OXIII's cloak). The first man looked very nervous.

"I am so dead. I am so dead. I am so dead. Tsunade is going to kill me."

The second man just sighed in annoyance, indicating this is not the first time he did this.

"Jiraiya, can you shut up? You have been like this since we started our trek back to Konoha. Unless you have something new to say put a lid on it."

"How can I keep a lid, Naruto? I am going to die, and you don't care. Have you no feelings for your godfather?!" Jiraiya exclaimed comically.

Naruto stopped and looked at his godfather. "No not really," he said. Said godfather dropped his head in defeat.

The man grumbled about ungrateful brats and evil parents. Naruto just chuckled under his hood, since he promised his parents to give Jiraiya as much hell as possible for the past thirteen years of neglect, and OH BOY, was he going to honor that wish. Plus he still needed to keep the promise that he made to his father. Though part of him wishes his dad never made the promise in the first, though he would be lying if he said that part of him was excited with what the promise entailed. Naruto was brought out of his musings when his godfather (he uses the term loosely) says, "How do we explain your changes to Tsunade, Naruto? She'll accuse me of making you a pervert and kill me, and then kill you for going along with it."

Naruto just shrugged. "Well yeah she will kill you, but you know I can't die from her. I am sure you'll live, I think."

Jiraiya just dropped his head in defeat again with storm clouds formed above his head as they continued the trek to Konoha with Naruto not too far behind. The duo reached the gates and quickly signed in before walking the trail to the Hokage Tower.

[Several Minutes Later at the Hokage Tower]

The duo made it with little trouble since it was still very early in the morning and there were very few people outside and beginning their day.

As the two entered the Hokage's office, they discovered a very comical sight. Before them, Tsunade and Shizune were having a serious battle of tug of war with a bottle of sake. Neither one looked like they wanted to give it up.

"Tsunade-sama you need to stop drinking so much! You need to finish your work before you can drink! Besides, it's 9 in the morning, who drinks at this hour?!" Shizune scolded.

"Shut up Shizune! I need this to motivate me to work! If I ever see Naruto again I am giving him the hat on the spot so I can retire and drink all I want!" Tsunade retorted.

"Naruto is too young to take the mantle! Are you really that selfish?!"

"His father was young as well! He handled it! Hell sensei was chosen to be the Sandaime when he was still a kid! Naruto can handle it!" Tsunade shouted back.

"You just want to get away from the paperwork!"

"So what if I am?! This is the bane to all of humanity and all deities in existence! What will you have me do to relieve this stress I am feeling!"

"I don't know how about reading some Icha-Icha or going out on a date and getting lucky with a guy?" a third voice said.

The two women froze at the voice and turned to see Jiraiya with a figure in a black cloak. Tsunade quickly let's go and sits down trying to look as professional as possible.

"J-Jiraiya good to see you, where is Naruto? Still, screaming about being Hokage in his orange jumpsuit? And who is your friend over there?"

Jiraiya just smiled, "Nice to see you too hime, I'll tell you all about Naruto, but first secure this room with some privacy seals."

Tsunade raised an eyebrow before she quickly did some hand signs and made sure the entire room was silent."Alright, what is going on?"

Jiraiya turned to the figure next to him and nodded his head. Naruto opened the zipper and opened his hood, revealing his face. The two women's eyes nearly popped out seeing Naruto. He had grown into a fine young man in the last 2 and in a half years. His face was lean and muscular, his hair had not changed much except for the bangs going down the sides of his face, but the most noticeable thing was his eyes. They were much colder than before.

"Sup Tsuande, looking as good as I remember. The same could be said with Shizune. Both of you are looking smoking hot!" Naruto said with a cheery smile.

Tsunade just looked gobsmacked that Naruto of all people was flirting with her. Shizune too! But she was blushing madly that Naruto was flirting with two older women, and doing a good job at it. Tsunade's shock turned to anger and set her eyes on Jiraiya.

"J-I-R-A-I-Y-A! What did you do to Naruto?!" Jiraiya just shook in fear.

"N-Nothing I swear! He picked it up on his own. Please, have mercy!" he begged, but that fell on deaf ears as Tsunade and grabbed the scuff of his shirt and tried to pummel the poor man to the ground, but Naruto quickly spoke up.

"Tsunade-sama, as entertaining as this would be. Please wait until after we give our full report before kicking his ass as much as you want."

Tsunade paused before looking between the two before dropping her perverted teammate before going back to her desk looking really annoyed. "Alright, but first who are the three behind you?" she asked. Jiraiya grumbled, but heartless brats, which made the blonde teen roll his eyes.

"Alright sit down, get comfortable, because this is gonna be a long story," Jiraiya said as he began to explain what happened during the two in a half years with Naruto.

[3 Hours Later]

Tsunade rubbed the sides of her head as she felt a massive migraine vibrating throughout her entire skull. Shizune had her jaw on the floor as her head was completely red and if one focused a little more, blood could be seen dripping down from her nose.

Tsunade opened the draw to her right and brought out another bottle of sake. She quickly uncapped it and quickly began to chug it down.

"Tsunade-sama!" Shizune admonished.

"Leave me alone Shizune! I need to drink to even remotely come close to coming to terms with what we were just told."

"I wasn't going to tell you to stop. I was going to tell you to leave some for me!" Shizune replied.

Naruto and Jiraiya just sweatdropped at the spectacle before them. Naruto was almost tempted to ask for some, but he decided to keep quiet. Maybe he'll have a drink with them another time. After a few minutes, Tsunade and Shizune sighed contentedly as they turned their attention back to their guests. Naruto smirked and gave a wink to them. Tsunade's eye twitched (though a little pink dusted her cheeks) while Shizune blushed again.

"Now Naruto are you sure you want to reveal your heritage? I can postpone it till you're 18 or maybe older." Tsunade advised in a concerned tone. She had no problem revealing his heritage as based on what she heard, he could handle it, but she still worried for him. Naruto just shook his head.

"Whether I wait six months or six years will change nothing. We both know the result will be the same. So I would rather settle this now and as soon as possible. Plus I am going to live in my parent's house, so people will notice sooner or later."

Tsunade sighed before nodding. "Alright, when do you want to reveal it?"

"Tomorrow or in a few days after would be ideal."

"Alright. Now just so you know you are the only one who is still a genin in your team. Sakura is a chuunin and so are most of your friends, except a few that are special jonin and jonin."

Naruto nodded. He was looking forward to seeing his friends and how they have grown in his time away from the village. "I hope you plan to evaluate to promote my rank, right?" Naruto asked with a smirk. He was itching to test out his strength.

"Of course. You will fight someone of my choosing. Pass, and I will grant you an advancement. What that rank will be will depend on who you perform. Fail to perform to my standards and you will be stuck as a genin. Understand?" Naruto nodded.

"Now then when do you want to take the exam?" Tsunade asked,

"Later today would be nice, and can you make sure my friends and their senseis are there?"

"Sure. Plus I need two or more others that will be there for your evaluation. Do you plan to tell them everything you told me?" Tsunade asked.

Naruto nodded. "Yeah, I'd rather settle that as soon as possible."

Tsunade sighed but agreed nonetheless. Naruto stretched as he stood up. "Well, I am going to get some food."

"Alright try to stay out of trouble? I don't need complaints so early in the morning." Tsunade lectured as Naruto smirked. "I will try, but I make no promises."

Naruto then disappeared in a black blur. Jiraiya quickly tried to make a beeline for the window, but Tsunade caught his leg with a vicious vice grip.

"Not so fast pervert," Tsunade growled. "We are going to talk about your reckless training with Naruto and using the fox's chakra."

"SOMEONE HELP ME!" Jiraiya screamed as he cursed Naruto and that vixen woman that desires his apprentice!

[Later at Training Ground 7]

"Alright, everyone must be wondering why I have called you out here," Tsunade announced. Before the Hokage were all of the rookies with their respective sensei with the unexpected addition of a new member, Yakumo Kurama. She was once unable to become a shinobi due to her frail body, and inability to control her incredible illusion abilities.

However, thanks to Tsunade, Kurenai, Naruto, and the rookies, she was able to learn to control her power and begin to train her body again to be a shinobi. It also helped that her boyfriend was the taijutsu monster, Rock Lee. There was also the additional company of Yugao Uzuki, an anbu captain, Anko, one of the top heads of the IT Department, and another former Anbu and subordinate of Kakashi, Tenzo, who was going under the new name of Yamato as a regular jonin.

"Tsunade-sama, why did you call us all here?" Sakura asked. The pinkette had grown thanks to the tutelage under the slug sannin. Of course, she was not the only one that was the Godaime's apprentice, but she still felt pride as a medic-nin that she was taught by a sannin.

"Well, today we are going to have an evaluation of someone who may be granted the rank of jonin. You guys are here to see this evaluation due to your connection to this individual."

Everyone seemed confused. They did not know anyone that was trying out to possibly become jonin. The last person they knew that recently became a jonin was Anko. Shikamaru, Neji, and Lee were jonin, while Tenten and Shino were special jonin. Everyone knew that neither had talked about an evaluation, so who was Tsunade referring to?

Suddenly, Shikamaru, Shino, and Neji had an epiphany as their eyes widened. They remembered there was one member of their group missing for two years now.

"T-T-Tsunade-sama." Shikamaru began. "Are you talking about..."

Tsunade smirked. Leave it to Nara to figure it out. It seems that Shino and Neji also figured it out. Good. Before she could say anything, Jiraiya appeared in a plume of smoke with Shizune.

"JIRAIYA-SAMA!" they all exclaimed.

"Sorry, my lady. I could not stop him." she apologized as she hoped to keep the surprise up a bit more. Tsunade waved at her saying it was not a problem.

All of the assembled had many questions, but one popped into Shikamaru's mind. "WAIT!" Shikamaru shouted as everyone calmed down. "If Jiraiya is here that means that….."

"Hey guys, long time no see." Everyone turned to the voice and froze when they saw who it was.

"Naruto?" they all asked.

"Duh, who else would it be?" Naruto retorted. "Been here the whole time and I got tired of waiting."

"Naruto-kun!" Lee shouted before running up and trapping him in a bone-crushing hug.

"It's good to see you again Naruto-kun. The flames of youth burn hotly in your eyes and attire!"

"Lee….please…..let….me….go" Naruto gasped out before being let go.

"My apologies. It's still good to see you." Lee apologized.

"Same to you," Naruto replied. Naruto turned to the other members of Team Guy.

"Neji. Tenten. It's good to see you again."

"Likewise, Naruto," Neji said with a smirk. Tenten waved. Naruto then noticed a new face.

"Hello, it's good to see you again, Yakumo."

Yakumo giggled. "Thanks, Naruto. It's good to see you as well. As I promised I am now an official ninja of the village."

Naruto nodded. "Great. I am glad you made it."

"Looks like Naruto thinks he's a big shot now, huh Akamaru?" Kiba said.

"Rawrf," barked, a very large Akamaru.

"It's definitely an improvement in your fashion Naruto," said Ino

"Man, Ino don't be so troublesome. Anyway, it's good to see you Naruto." Shikamaru said.

"Same here Naruto *munch*," Chouji said.

"Good to see you guys too."

"It's good to see you Naruto-san," Shino said. Naruto nodded. "Same here, Shino."

Naruto turned to see the more reserved member of Team 8. "Hello, Hinata-chan. How are you?"

'Hinata-chan?!' thought everyone who heard him. Hinata blushed at the affectionate suffix to her name but kept steady. "I am doing great, Naruto-kun. It's good to see you again."

Naruto smiled at the girl who has certainly grown from the shy girl he knew into the beautiful, confident (as far as he knew now) woman in front of him. Despite her modest clothes of navy pants and a lavender jacket, that did little to hide her wide hips, wondrous thick curves, or her ample blossom she developed (She was definitely a D-cup at minimum, but he would bet his ramen she was much bigger). The thought of the beauty that was hiding under it made him mentally lick his lips in excitement. He can't wait to see how strong she has become in these two years. But he was a patient man, he can wait a bit to have some fun.

He shook his head to refocus as someone else called his name. Naruto turned to see Sakura looking at him in shock and wonder. Naruto smirked as he was face-to-face with her old teammate. "Hey, Sakura-chan. It's been a while."

Sakura nodded. "Yeah, it has been." The pinkette blinked as she noticed something about her teammate. "Hey, you're actually taller than me." she realized.

Naruto blinked as he noticed the difference in height between the two of them. "Huh, I guess I am."

Sakura raised an eyebrow. "What you never noticed the height change." Naruto snorted.

"Oh, I noticed. It's just besides ero-sennin and a few others I met, I had no one I could compare my height with from the village." Naruto shrugged. "So I never really paid it any mind."

Sakura rolled her eyes at that before she struck a pose with a small blush. "So Naruto. Do I look more womanly to you?"

Naruto raised an eyebrow at the inquiry. His teammate had grown from the skinny fangirl he knew two years ago. Her attire looked similar to how it was when they were genin. She still wears a sleeveless red shirt, but now with black shorts underneath a pink skirt and pink elbow protectors. She also traded the regular shinobi sandals for black low-heel thigh-high boots and black gloves. She also developed some very nice curves around her body and her chest grew as well. All in all, she had grown into a lovely and capable woman.

"You look great, Sakura-chan. You definitely got prettier." Naruto complimented. In fact, all of the girls had gotten more beautiful in a span of two years.

Sakura blush at Naruto's words. She had honestly expected him to say something along the lines that she hadn't changed at all. 'Naruto had matured a lot. Not just physically.'

"You really have grown up, Naruto." a familiar voice stated.

Naruto turned to the voice and smiled. "It's good to see you, Kakashi-sensei," he replied. Kakashi had not changed in the two years. Though he now seems to be carrying a sword on his back.

"OH!" Naruto exclaimed as he began to dig something from behind his weapon pouch. "There's something I need to give you."

Kakashi's curious as to what Naruto will give him. That surprise turns into complete shock as Naruto reveals a title book with a familiar title. "N-N-N-N-NO WAY!" the cyclops exclaims.

Naruto nodded. "Yup. This Icha-Icha Tactics. Ero-sennin had me read the whole book to proofread and help him publish it. This is the first completed copy with his signature and stamp. So I am giving it to you since you like the series so much."

Kakashi quickly took the book from Naruto's hands and with a shaky hand, he opened the book as he was blinded by the brilliant light of the holy book he held.

Naruto and the other rookies sweatdropped at the spectacle. Most could not understand the appeal of those books. Others did understand but kept quiet. Naruto could understand as he had to read the whole series and helped Jiriaya with Tactics. The jonin were just shaking their heads with various degrees of amusement and annoyance at their colleague's behavior. And Jiraiya? He was currently getting strangled by Tsunade for making Naruto help him in writing his series.

After a few minutes of shenanigans and Naruto reconnecting with his colleagues, Tsunade got everyone's attention.

"Now then. All of you must have realized this evaluation is for Naruto. We are going to see how he's improved in these two years with a mock battle today. You guys were invited to be spectators and a few will be judges to evaluate the battle today."

"Who will I be fighting?" Naruto asked.

Tsunade smirked. "You will be facing off against Kakashi with the new team 7." her smirk turned into a frown. "However, before that, we need to explain a few things."

Before anyone could ask, Jiraiya activated seals that enveloped the entire area they were in. The toad sage explained that the entire area was secured and no one else was here, but them. Tsunade nodded as she turned to Naruto and gestured to the audience.

Naruto sighed as he walked up to the group. "Before we begin, there is something I need to say. Well actually I have a lot I have to say, but I digress."

No one was sure where Naruto was going with this. "What's this about Naruto?" Shikamaru asked.

"Well, you see I learned about my parents. I will get to them later. But I will focus on father as I found out that he wasn't an ordinary person."

The rookies were unsure of what to say. They always wondered who Naruto's parents were, and it seemed Naruto found out about them. Though they were unsure as to what Naruto meant by he wasn't normal.

Naruto chuckled seeing the confusion on their faces. "To answer your questions. My father was a Darkstalker, which is a fancy word for a yokai/supernatural being, or if you need more clarification the more generic/general term used to identify Darkstalkers is a demon." At this point, a pair of bat-like wings erupted out of Naruto's back, though there were not what you expect. The wings seemed to be made of an ethereal golden yellow energy that had bits flicker into the air.

"I am also a Darkstalkers like my father. To be more precise, I am an Incubus. The currently only living incubus in the world."

…

….

….. "Eh?" Hinata squeaked first. Then everyone was shouting.

… "EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH?"

Now I am gonna be preoccupied for a while, but I promise that the next update will feature all of the stories getting updated. I just need to write out a few details, outlines, arcs, etc. before we get to writing. I will make sure that some of them are at least ready before the year-end. So please just be patient.

Next bit of news. While working on this, the update for RDK and Glimpse, I have brainstormed a lot of other story ideas. So I am wondering which one sounds more interesting for you guys as a concept for a story you would like to see. I would like to say that all these ideas will eventually be published, I just want to know which ones you would like to see first. Here are the ideas:

Legendary Uzumaki: Naruto/DBGT/DBSuper/Maybe Heroes with a minor crossover with Bleach. This will take place near the start of GT, but will also delve into the arcs in dragon ball super. This begins during the Chuunin Exams.

Dragon-fox god: Naruto/DBZ/Super. This story begins from the Last Naruto the Movie and goes from DBZ to Super. Also, minor things from Blue Dragon and D&D will be here. You will understand when you see it. I may use heroes here and not in the DBGT story.

Shaman King of the Leaf: Naruto/Shaman King. This will take place at the end of the Tsunade Arc and go through Shippuden. I will say this will technically take place after the end of Shaman King but there will be a twist. Also minor Bleach elements and other ideas/concepts from other series.

Golden Sun of the Mutants: Naruto/MCU/Xmen. I have always wanted to do an MCU story that includes the Xmen as I really wished they could have connected the universe. Not I will say Only First Class, X1 and X2 will stay intact. Last Stand will be very different. Xmen Origins that ending and the movie overall. No to Days of Future Past, Apocalypse, Dark Phoenix, and Logan (I loved this movie). Like I said things will be very different just with the MCU.

Kaiju Prince: Naruto/Fire Breather/MHA. I just remembered about the Firebreather after watching a bit of the movie and the comics and remembered how cool it was. So I decided to make a story involving my hero academia where they could mix well.

Mystical Kaiju Adventures: Naruto/Godzilla. I was thinking about making this as a story with Dragonball but I am willing to hear other options.

Naruto/Akame ga Kill: Not much to say about this one. Will go through Naruto and into the akame ga kill plot. Will follow the manga for the most part and only some parts of the anime. May bring in certain items from other series as teigu.

Naruto/Legend of Zelda: I don't have a lot of ideas, but this will begin after part I.

Naruto/Hitman Reborn: Minato will be part of the Vongola Family and Naruto will learn to rebuild the Mafia family while slowly expanding its influence throughout all of the elemental nations. Start from the beginning of the series, maybe even before then.

Hakaishin Heir: Naruto/Dragon Ball Super. Yeah, another one. Naruto's world resides in Universe 8, Naruto will be taken as the apprentice of Liquiir. He will train him to eventually replace him. Multiple crossovers in the new Universe 8 with Naruto, Rwby, Fairy Tail, and many more.

Yoko Fox Heir: This is a Naruto/YuYu Hakusho story. This will either begin at the start of the series or be a reincarnation story. There will crossovers with several other series regardless of which one I decide on. Naruto will still have Kurama as his partner, whether it's two or one is up to you guys.

Dragon Container: This was a challenge taken by NaruHina and written by Ferduran. The dragons of Fairy Tail (Igneel, Grandeeney, Metalicana, Weisslogia, Skiadrum) after passing go into the Narutoverse and merge into one dragon and sealed into Naruto. the fox will be sealed in Naruto's sibling in this. My twist is that I will include a few more dragons into the mix. These are Acnolgia, Irene, Aldoron, Atlas Flame, and Animus. They will all combine into a new dragon. Naruto will have the abilities of the original dragons.

A POLL will be up as soon as I update today.

Be on the lookout. Please LIKE, FAVORITE, AND REVIEW! I WILL SEE YOU IN THE NEXT UPDATE!