Summary/Disclaimer: Time for another chapter of Princesses and Purgatory . Enjoy the 900-Word chapter. I don't own Hazbin Hotel, Viziepop and a few others do.
Charlotte 'Charlie' Magne was not someone who had a good day, she always tried to be a pragmatist, but nobody gave a damn.
She was so focused on her thoughts that she didn't notice herself trip into a Devil, she blinked as the figure rubbed his head.
"Oh, I am so sorry!" She said while the being climbed to his feet and rubbed at his head.
"Why? I was the jackass who didn't know where he was going, I'm sorry." He stated while he blinked and then offered her a hand up that she took.
"Charlie, Princess of Hell at your service." Charlie said with a smile as the other being blinked.
"You're the princess of hell?" The other being asked while Charlie sighed.
"Yes." She bluntly said, the other being blinked.
"Wait, how long have you been… You know…?" Charlie said, running a finger along her neck.
"Literally a day… I think… So, I am dead and this isn't like some crazy nightmare." The other being said, Charlie blinked.
"Oh, how did you die?" Charlie asked, not knowing how to talk to someone who LITERALLY just died 24 hours ago.
"Got shot in the back during a shootout… Stupid prejudiced clerk, I didn't even steal anything… Um, if you're the princess, shouldn't you… You know… Have like a trillion guards and all that royal stuff? You look like one with the uh… Suit, sorry, I'm so confused, never been dead before." The being said before he blinked.
"Oh, crap, where are my manners? I'm Divam, I chose that name, read it in a book and didn't want to, you know, pick a human name." Divam said and Charlie sighed.
"You might not believe this, but your one of the few nice devils in hell. I don't really know anyone who's nice in here. You should know most people don't give a damn if your princess or anything." Charlie said before she heard a 'baa' noise as she turned to see Razzle and Dazzle.
"Oh, this would be Razzle and Dazzle! They're servants from my father." Divam heard from Charlie and hesitantly reached out.
Charlie watched as he slowly inched his hand forward until he was sure they wouldn't hurt him before he patted Razzle on the head. Charlie smiled; it was adorable.
"I'm going to guess that I'm here because of the thieving thing? I knew I wasn't going to be a saint when I became a thief, but I'm not a piece of garbage, Charlie. You said nobody gives a damn who the royal family is?" Divam asked while he stood up.
"Nobody really cares, my dad doesn't even like my idea. I think it's a lot better than the purges." Charlie said, leaning on the wall while Divam.
"Uh, purge, Charlie? You have to excuse the guy who grew up in the Empire State…. I love it there, never going to badmouth it…. Please enlighten the new arrival, your Highness?" Divam said with a little bow that made the princess bow before she sighed.
"A purge is where Angels from Heaven come down and slaughter every demon they see until the 3 days are done… It's dad and… Someone 'upstairs', it's their idea to keep down overpopulation. I don't like it, and had a little plan to deal with it myself, only problem is nobody likes it…. Rehabilitation is so bad?" Charlie asked and a lot of demons glared at her.
Divam noticed this and reached for his side before pulling out a pistol he had found.
"Oh, back the hell off, you scumbags, just because your dead doesn't mean you don't need some damn manners." Divam stated while the demons rushed away, some spitting vile words before Divam turned back to Charlie as he put the weapon away.
"I'm sorry, what were you saying? I might be a devil, but that's no reason for me to be a jackass. You don't lose manners when you die." Divam stated, rocking on his heels.
"I wanted to… Am, opening a hotel to rehabilitate some those souls so they don't get slaughtered…. And thanks, like I said, nobody really cares who I am." Charlie said while Divam shrugged.
"I'm a thief, not a jackass. I think it's a cool idea, better than getting slaughtered by angels just for being a bad soul. I got taught to respect nice people, I can at least say my mom didn't turn me into a bad guy." Divam said and Charlie smiled.
"Well, why don't we go there? Your nice, plus I want to introduce them to you… And our client." Charlie asked, Divam shrugged.
"Beats the heck out of being here." Divam said as they started walking.
"I want to warn you Angel Dust is a bit… Much." Charlie said while Divam nodded.
"Wait, who the hell is Angel Dust?" Divam asked.
Author Notes
Phew, another chapter done! I didn't know how to introduce Divam to Charlie, I'm glad people are enjoying the story! I do want to point out Divam means something, which is why I picked it. Next chapter will show Divam meet Vaggie and Angel. I also want to point out the LGBT traits are still in the story, Vaggie just isn't dating Charlie. Next chapter will be on Monday, until Then, Lighting Wolf out!
Ps: Niffty's story will be in the same story verse and will be soon hopefully.
