Summary/Disclaimer: Time for another chapter of Princesses and Purgatory. Enjoy the 900-Word chapter. I don't own Hazbin Hotel, Viziepop and a few others do.
The second Charlie and Divam, there were problems.
More like Angel pushing past them to look at Divam.
"A spider demon who's dressed like a 1940s drag queen… Well, now I've seen everything." Divam said.
"Not yet." Angel said before Divam grabbed his gun.
"I will shoot you…" Divam said before a knife flew past both of their heads.
"Angel, do you have to hit on everyone who walks through the damn door?" Vaggie said while she walked into the room while Angel rolled his eyes.
"Hey, it isn't like that's against the rules." Angel said while Divam crossed his arms.
"I have nothing against that… But I really want to point out that considering half the demons I've met so far have threatened to rob me and such… I feel like using violence to deal with it…" Divam said before Charlie walked between the duo.
"Maybe I should have called Vaggie before we came back…" She stated before Divam looked around at the room.
"Not to be a jackass, but this seems a little… Run down… I don't really see many guests." Divam said before Angel cut in.
"That's because Ms. Princess of Hell here doesn't want to add any 'vices' no beer, no games, no cursing… It's a total Drag." Angel said before Divam rolled his eyes.
"This coming from a drag queen." Divam joked before he turned to Charlie.
"You said something about redeeming demons? I know I might have just showed up a day ago, but I don't really see an exit door for hell…" Divam stated.
"You remember the purge where I said angels come and slaughter hundreds of demons then leave?" Charlie said, pushing her fingers together as the thief nodded.
"I want to stop that. I don't think massacring everyone you see just to keep overpopulation down solves anything, it wastes lives." Charlie said before Angel rolled his eyes.
"You say this and yet tomorrow is the purge… Same day your supposed to go on Katie's little news show… You hiring Divam here for security or trying to fix his poor little soul, Char Char?" Angel asked, gesturing wildly before Divam looked at him.
"How in the hell do you know my name if I never told you?" Divam asked while Angel pointed at Charlie.
"Hey, I believe in every soul, Angel! Divam isn't that bad, he just turned out to be a thief… Giving up stealing isn't that hard, right, Divam?" Charlie asked, Divam went to speak before he looked at the puppy dog eyes of the princess.
"I… Yes, I can give up that… Long as I don't have to steal weapons… I don't know how money works down here…" Divam meekly said, tapping his fingers against each other.
He felt like he nearly kicked a puppy, he might have been in the underworld, but that didn't mean he wanted to be a jerk.
"Oh great, she gives someone the puppy dog eyes and they turn into mush." Angel muttered before Divam slugged Angel in the arm.
"We could always use security down here… Not like theres many demons who respect authority." Vaggie suggested while Charlie nodded.
"Yeah, would you like to be security for the Happy Hotel, Divam?" Charlie asked while Divam turned to the side
"I don't know, whats in it for me?" He asked before he turned to their stunned faces and laughed.
"I'm kidding… Geez. I can keep the riffraff down… All I'm asking for is a place to live and some money… Like I said, I don't know how you buy things down here and all that… I've seen money around here, so I'm sure money still means something down here." Divam muttered before Charlie nodded.
"I can handle that… Uh… Vaggie, we still have the thing tomorrow… The interview…" Charlie said before she looked at Divam.
"Um… Divam, I know that your going to be stopping people from causing trouble here… But I don't want you to keep your guns on you… That's a bad influence." Charlie stated hesitantly while Divam blinked.
"I… How am I supposed to defend myself if you wont let me fight? I'm not really a very burly guy and my fighting skill isn't really something to do." Divam said before Vaggie turned to look at Charlie.
"I think she means just when your not on duty… Holding guns around the hotel tend to make people think the wrong thing… We do usually have powers, though." She muttered while Divam looked at his hands.
"We have super powers?" Divam muttered before a blast of flames came from his hand when he looked at them.
"Holy crap, we do!" He yelled before realizing the carpet was on fire.
"Oh shi-…" Divam started to say before Angel started to laugh. Charlie started to try to pount out the fire.
"I'M SORRY!" Divam yelled before he ran to go and get water.
"Great job, Di." Angel said, Divam took a deep breath.
Then he grabbed a chair and smashed it over Angel's head.
Author Notes
Phew, another chapter done! I want to point out that there will be cursing in the story. Divam isn't a big curser. I do also want to point out next chapter will be the pilot episode and show Divam and the others at the interview and show Divam experience with the purge. Until Saturday or so, Lighting Wolf out!
Niffty's story will be decided next chapter.