Summary/Disclaimer: Time for another chapter of Princesses and Purgatory . Enjoy the 900-Word chapter. I don't own Hazbin Hotel, Viziepop and a few others do.
Charlie and her staff were off limit from hell's slaughter. She watched Divam view the carnage with shock.
"It's uh… Grizzly, isn't it?" Charlie asked before a bloodied sword flew into the car's side. Charlie hated every single purge. They were barbaric, slaughtering and gutting everyone who got in their way?
"Holy Hell…. I think I'm going to be sick… THIS is every year? I thought the wars on Earth sucked… This is genocide…" Divam stated, even the skull like mask he wore couldn't hide the disgust of seeing the carnage.
"It's why I want this to end…" Charlie said before Divam pulled the blade into the car before Vaggie grabbed the blade.
"HEY, WATCH IT! Those exorcists have Holy weapons. Their burn you worse than well… Hellfire, their kill you forever, bullets, bombs, blades? They don't seem to kill demons… These things do." Vaggie stated before Divam hummed and then opened the window.
Charlie grimaced as the demonic Security agent vomited out the door and then scrunched up his face.
"It's ok… This is over, it will be by the time we get there. I set up little fireworks to go off when their done. I'm so nervous about the interview." Charlie muttered before Divam looked at the blade and then Vaggie.
"Do they even have guns or anything? I think I'm going to… Punch a wall or something. I feel so nasty." Divam said and then pulled his hood down and over his eyes. He rubbed his and then pulled the hood of his jacket down and over his eyes before he hummed.
"You sure this 'Katie Killjoy' is a good idea? She sounds like a… Excuse me… A damn bitch, if nobody in hell cares about you, why would anyone on the news? You said the only reason people listen is because of fear… No offense, Char… But I don't think nice words and showtunes are going to win over a crowd of demons willing to drag you through the mud like they already tried to do." Divam said, Charlie looked down and Divam sighed before he turned and looked at her.
"You do what you feel is right, but if she does something stupid, I'm going to fight them…" Divam muttered, cocking his shotgun before Vaggie spoke up.
"He does kind of have a point. Katie isn't someone who cares about anything but her reputation." Vaggie said before Divam turned to look at her.
"I'm still surprised that they have TV here…." Divam said, still woozy.
"You going to puke again?" Vaggie asked before Charlie sighed.
"Vaggie, it is kind of his first time seeing a purge… It's… Not pleasant." Charlie said, trying to downplay the carnage before more screams happened outside of the limo.
"I'm going to puke again. I've dealt with violence before, not slaughter." Divam said before he started to empty his stomach out the window again.
Charlie grimaced as she watched the man wretch violently before the car stopped.
"Sorry." He said meekly before Charlie patted him on the back while the trio walked inside, Divam pulled the mask that he had bought over his over his face.
It was easier to be scary when you looked it, plus he didn't know how to tap into his 'powers' as Charlie said most demons had some form of ability like shapeshifting.
"You guys know I didn't see Angel when we left…" Divam said, Charlie shrugged before Divam turned Vaggie.
"I REALLY didn't see him anywhere in the hotel. You took his weapons, didn't you?" He asked, Vaggie's eye widened before they continued walking.
"I swear if he does something stupid, I'm going to bend his arms into a pretzel. 'Your just so and so'! I'm not sexist, racist or any other type of negative against sexuality or that crap! I know that drag king is trouble and I'M the bad guy for keeping an eye on him? Vaggie, isn't it shocking that the DAMN SECURITY keeps an eye on the guests like you know… LITERALLY ANY OTHER SECURITY IN EXISTANCE?!" Divam screeched and backed into the elevator.
"You have to be gentle. Angel's been clean for 2 weeks, we just need to give him time." Charlie said while Vaggie and Divam shared a look.
"Fine… But I get one more bad feeling about him, I'm throwing him down the stairs. I had to go and sleep somewhere else last night with how Angel is." Divam muttered and rested his shotgun on his shoulder.
"Divam, is that… Really necessary?" Charlie asked while he turned to the princess.
"You…. Don't know what security does on Earth…. Do you?" Divam asked and then sighed.
"You and the damn puppy dog eyes… Fine, let's just go and meet this chick… I already don't like this…" Divam muttered before they filed into the floor.
Divam could already tell this was going to be a nightmare.
He sighed in annoyance.
Author Note
Phew, another chapter done! I want to point out that I can't include Charlie's song. I'm also going to have most of the chapter will be Divam talking to Vaggie since the differences happen really in the fist fight. Next chapter will also be on Tuesday or so. Until then, Lighting Wolf out!