Summary/Disclaimer: Time for another chapter of Princesses and Purgatory. Enjoy the 900-Word chapter. I don't own Hazbin Hotel, Viziepop and a few others do.
Divam pulled Angel by the arm before throwing him into the limo.
"Hey, watch the…" Divam cut the lustful demon off with a slam of the door before opening the back door and sitting next to Charlie.
"I'm going to beat his skull in, stupid jackass…" Divam muttered while he reclined back into the seat.
"Seconded," Vaggie said, she narrowed her eyes. Charlie looked between her friend/manger of the hotel and her other friend/bodyguard/head of security.
"Vaggie, Divam? I need you both to calm down, anger isn't going to solve anything." She said, Divam grumbled, took a single look at her smiling face and turned away.
Divam hated seeing the princess frown for whatever reason. Divam crossed his arms while Angel played with the divider. Charlie went to speak up, before she could speak Divam fired his pistol and Vaggie threw a knife which hit the divider.
"You guys are pissed off, aren't you?" Angel asked, Divam and Vaggie went to speak up before Charlie shushed them.
"Angel, they're just a little mad at you… and I'm disappointed that you relapsed." Charlie said, Angel rolled his eyes.
"I owed my gal pal a solid." Angel said, Divam growled which sounded not too unlike an alligator.
"We literally, LITERALLY just got purged…" He said before holding his stomach again.
"You instantly start a damn gang war, you make Charlie, Vaggie and me look like clowns… Literally the only reason I don't shoot you is because A. Vaggie told me bullets don't kill demons… And B? Charlie asked me not to, you're a jackass, Angel. I don't have anything against people who swing one way or another, you're a jackass." Divam said before reclining back in his seat and tried to not vomit.
"You're the one who's all buddy, buddy with Charlie. Your…." He started to say before Vaggie went to speak up.
"WE'RE BOTH FRIENDS WITH CHARLIE, YOUR DUMB ASS CAN'T STOP FROM COMMITING A MASSACRE!" She said, Charlie looked at the duo.
Divam looked ready to scream himself to sleep and Vaggie wanted to rip Angel in half. She blinked before Divam looked at her through his mask which he moved to the side.
"This mean I don't get a free room?" Angel asked, Vaggie threw a machete which smashed the divider switch as an answer.
"I need a rest… Ugh, this is worse than a bad hangover." Divam muttered, Angel went to say something but decided to say nothing and start ripping through the limo.
Vaggie and Divam said nothing, both too drained to respond or care.
(5 minutes later)
The limo pulled up to the hotel before Razzle and Dazzle got the door.
Divam and Vaggie followed Charlie out with Angel coming last. Divam held the door for the princess and manager, having half a mind to smash Angel's face in before sighing and letting him in.
The pat on the head was enough for Divam to slug Angel who slammed into a wall.
Charlie looked at the dimly lit hotel as Divam sat on the stairs and sighed before rubbing at his demonic eyes, Vaggie crashed on the sofa and Angel went to dig something out of the sofa.
Charlie looked at Divam who looked at her with sympathy and sighed.
"I'm sorry for throwing a boom mike into Katie's face and then starting a giant wrestling match." He said, cracking his fingers which snapped like rubber bands.
"It's ok." She said and then walked around the hotel. Vaggie had started to read a magazine and looked at her boss while Angel sat next to her.
Divam pulled his shotgun out before he started to reload it and take the gun apart to check it. He sighed and then turned to Vaggie.
"I think today is done. I don't really know what else to say." He stated, Vaggie shrugged and Charlie turned to look at her staff.
"I'm going to make a phone call." Charlie said, Divam looked at the princess and slowly got up.
"You want me to go with you?" He asked, he was as much a third bodyguard besides Razzle and Dazzle as he was the chief of security for the hotel.
"No, I'll be fine, thank you, Divam." Charlie said, Divam sighed and then sat back down before Charlie took out her phone and went to go outside.
"Hey, least we're done with today." Angel said, Divam hummed.
Then he shot Angel in the face, throwing him into the hallway as he ripped at his face with rage.
"I am going to literally kill him, I honestly will." Divam muttered, Vaggie waved her hand.
"You and me both." She said before Divam walked into the room, pulling the bullets out of his face while he gave a single gesture.
"You put the damn finger down or I'll shoot it off!" Divam hissed and reached for his pistol with sheer annoyance.
Author Note
Phew, another chapter done! I want to point out that this story will not be updated that much at the moment. I also want to point out the cursing will start when Alastor arrives next chapter. Next chapter will be on next Sunday or so and will show Divam meeting Alastor and one of his friends who will be the Nifty oc. Until then, Lighting Wolf out!