Funky Kong and Daisy…:] 2
After the 1st night at Funky Kong's house, he fixed breakfast as soon as the others got up. Peach was still asleep however, and Luigi was getting changed in his custom transportable closet.
The Breakfast he made was some Blueberry Pancakes, waffles, and Pastaroni on a sandwich for each.
''Come down for breakfast everyone! Its pancakes! With everyone's favorite flavors!
Funky Kong's call made everyone rush to get down stairs to start eating.
After Lunch…
Funky Kong went to go on his daily stroll, but this time he made sure everyone was going with him and that all his bikes were parked in the back.
''Alright, now who wants to see what's happening at the Mushroom Kingdom Mall, there is gonna be everything you could imagine there!'' Funky Exclaimed.
''That sounds fun 4 once!'' Luigi said.
Funky Kong went to check his bikes first, he noticed something odd, 1 of the bikes were not there.
Funky: O god, one of my bikes are missing.
Daisy: It was mario
Funky: THAT LITTLE.. OOOOOOORRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Funky was about to go insane when a knock on the door sounded.
Funky: WHO THE FREAK IS IT?
It was Mario, returning one of Funky Kong's bikes.
Mario[panting]: Sorry i'm here to return your bikes that I took, here, gtg bye!
Okay, enough of this, on to the good parts!
After the mall trip before 600pm again….
Funky Kong and the others ate dinner again and they watched a movie and did the same thing they did last night, except for one thing, Mario was spying on them all.
When the clock struck 1200am they all went to sleep while the movie was still playing. Daisy was on Funky's lap, Luigi was leaning on Funky Kong, and Peach was slouched over on the couch asleep, and Mario crept in, and hid under the couch.
Mario: I gotta get one of those mach bikes and 2 of those flame runner paintings…
Mario snuck under the couch almost making no noise, he quickly took each one and dashed out the door.
A few hours, later…
Funky Kong and the others woke up at 5:00am, and had early breakfast, but they noticed that the paintings were not on the walls.
Luigi: Wat?
Peach: Funky, your paintings are gone, look!
Funky Kong: Another thing stolen huh?
Daisy: Yep.
Funky Kong: WHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY ARE PEOPLE STEALING STUFF FROM ME AGAIN MAN?
Daisy: I don't know, probably Mario again?
Funky Kong: WHY? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA MAAAAARIIIIOO YOOOUURREEE GOOONNNAAA PAAAY FOOOOR THIIISSS-AAAAA!
Funky Kong almost shook the room.
Luigi: Calm down Funky Kong, we'll find them eventually.
Funky Kong: Ok, fine..
Later………
Funky Kong: So...what do ya guys wanna do right now?
Peach, Luigi, and Daisy: Ummm….
After doing nothing for 2 hours but playing Mariokart WIi…
Peach: I feel sleepy…
Luigi: So do I
Funky Kong: well how bout we all-
[rain starts]
FunkyKong: Now this is gonna be relaxing.
After the thunderstorm ended….
Tonight was the finalist tournament for the 200cc KO, you're last, you lose!
Funky Kong: OH CRAP, The finalist thing is tonight, we gotta get to the stadium now!
Luigi: Okie, lets goo!
After they got to the stadium….
Lakitu: Welcome welcome! This is the grand finalist cup for this year! This 200cc tournament, you're last, you're out! Here are our contestants!
Funky Kong
Luigi
Yoshi
Daisy
Peach
DK
Diddy
Birdo
Bowser
DryBowser
Bowser Jr
Baby Daisy
Lakitu: 3….2….1….GOOOOO!
All the racers except DK and Bowser got a rocket boost at the start. Funky, Luigi, and Daisy were turning at the 1st corner already.
Mario: Hmph! Stupid Tournament! Why was I not included? I wanted to torture Funky Kong. You know what? THAT'S IT! I'M HEADING TOWARDS THAT STADIUM AND I'M CRASHING IT SO HARD THAT EVERYONE WILL LEAVE! HAHAHAHAHA!
Mario headed his fat self down the road to the stadium where the 200cc KO was happening.
Mario: If this all goes to plan then i will crash the entire thing hahahahaha!
When Mario Got there the race was almost over, and the scores were being counted.
Lakitu:Final scores!
Funky Ko-
Mario: Wait a minute! Can I speak to three ppl please?
Lakitu: ugh! FINE! MAKE IT QUICK!
Funky Kong: M-mario? What are you doing here man? You're not supposed to be here!
Mario: I snuck in! HEHE!
Luigi: What the freak is it Mario, and hurry up!
Mario: I don't have to wait for you, you're not in my rights book no more, so I don't have to hurry up at all!
Luigi: Rude…
Daisy: If you just came over here to insult us stop..
Mario: LISTEN HERE YOU FREAKING GINGERBREAD #5! YOU CAN'T TELL BE WHAT I'M OVER HERE FOR AIGHT? YOU AIN'T MY MOM, YOU AIN'T MY DAD, AND YOU FOREAL AIN"T MY FRIEND LUIGI! GO FREAK YOURSELF DAISY, AND YOU TOO FUNKY KONG, WITH YOUR, TRASH HAMMER..
Daisy: WHAAAT?
Funky Kong and Luigi: WHAT THE FREAK IS WRONG WITH YOU MARIO, YOU ARE JUST RUDE!
Mario: Luigi, YOU'RE the one who betrayed me in the first place!
Luigi: I DID NOT!
Mario: DID TOO!
Daisy: Calm it please! For the love of my ears PLEASE!
Mario: SHUT IT DAISY!
Mario: Funky WHY DID YOU TAKE MY FRIENDS FROM MEEE!
Funky: What! I didnt do anything! Stop blaming me!
Mario: well daisy did then!
Daisy: Whyy?
Mario: Daisy we all know that no one cares about you because of your obnoxious voice...HI I'M DAISY, HI IM DAISY! Like shut up!
Daisy[voice breaks]: STOP IT I DON'T DO THAT ANYMORE!
Mario: I SAID SHUT UP! ALL OF YOU!
Luigi started crying, Peach cried a little, Daisy started crying, FUnky KOng started crying a little bit also.
Daisy and Luigi: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! YOU JUST HURT BOTH OUR FEELINGS MAN!
MArio: I DON'T CARE! IM OUTTA HERE! GOODBYE WIMPYS!, Speaking of that, here's a little gift! HIYAAA!
Mario splattered pie in funky and daisy and luigi's faces and peach got sprayed with liquid chocolate.
Daisy: WHY WOULD YOU THAT! [crying louder]
FUnky and luigi: Why are you like thiiiiis![cries harder]
Mario: BBBBBBBBYYYYYYYYYYY EEEEEEEEEE!
Mario Left them covered in food and left the stadium, everyone watched the four contestants sitting on the road next to the podiums.
Luigi just balled up in funkys lap, funky kong out his hand on his knees and his face also, and Daisy cried on funkys tank top, and peach cried on funky's pants.
Daisy: WHYYYY?
Luigi: I HATE MARIO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Funky Kong[crying]: Its fine, its fine..its fi-WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Daisy, see funky? You can't help yourself either! [continues crying]
Luigi: LETS JUST GO HOME!
Funky[Crying]: LET'S DO THAT!
After they got home..
Funky kong was too sad to do anything. Daisy was crying upstairs, Luigi placed 12th over and over again in MKwii, and Peach just fell asleep next to Funky on the couch.
Funky kong: I do not like life right now man, people are insulting us, Daisy's getting her feelings hurt, why does this day have to go wrong? WHYYYYY! Funky began crying again.
Meanwhile with Mario….
Mario had better things to do than hurt Daisy's feelings over and over again, he was going to torture Toads to death.
Toads: Ugh, it's YOU Mario! What is it this time rude plumber man?
Mario: I recently made Daisy cry, are ya proud todettesters? Or do you need a kick in the pants? AGAIN?
The Toads just let him in without any hesitation. Lets find out some more in the next chapter….