DISCLAIMER TIME! I don't own Garfield and Friends, or the 'Screaming with Binky' segments, which belongs to Jim Davis! I also don't own Alice in Wonderland, which, while it is in the public domain, the version I'm doing is the Disney version, so yeah, I don't own the DISNEY version of Alice in Wonderland!

I think it's safe now to bring out a new Screaming with Binky! Anyway, enjoy!

And now, to thank your patience while the site is on maintenance, it's time for...

Screaming with Binky

Somewhere, having a tea party, a patient blonde haired girl wearing a blue pinafore dress and a white dress was sitting at the table, trying to drink her tea as her 'acquaintances', the Mad Hatter and the March Hare, were running amok the tea party table, being as hectic as they usually are. Alice tried to sip her tea as best as she could, only for the Mad Hatter to swipe her cup and throw it up in the air. Amazingly, the tea went right down in the March Hare's mouth. Alice huffed a bit as she tried to reach for another teapot to get more tea in.

"Well, this seems to be a familiar sight for those who enjoy these old stories. Here, we see our pretty heroine Alice visiting her old friends in Wonderland as she tries to enjoy a tea party. You would think by now she would be used to the Mad Hatter and the March Hare's antics. But, unfortunately, they find some new ways to keep her annoyed."

Alice gave a small smile as she silently blew on her tea, before getting ready to take a sip, only for the Hare to swipe her cup this time and shove the entire cup in his mouth. The young girl just watched impatiently as the Hare stood on his head while chewing, before spitting the cup out, which was surprisingly intact. Yet, despite the intact cup, the tea inside it was gone.

The poor girl huffed a bit as she crossed her arms... then her eyes lit up as if getting an idea. She secretly reached for another cup and pulled out a small 'Eat Me' cookie that she had taken from the doorknob's entrance earlier.

"Uh-oh. It would seem like Alice might have the upper hand for once. Let's see if she has what it takes to poop this party out."

Then, casually humming to herself, she took another teapot, checking to make sure it didn't have an odd shape or a spout to pour the tea out, before giving a nod as she poured the tea into the cup. Then, crushing the cookie in her hand, she sprinkled the crumbs into the tea as she used a spoon to mix it up a bit before tapping into it once or twice. Then, picking up two similar cups, she put some regular tea inside as she gave a nod before mixing the cups up a bit, before giving a dainty cough.

That caught the Hare and Hatter's attention as the Mad Hatter pointed out, "You know, you ought to do something about that cough, dear. It's quite rude to do so if you're not sick."

"I apologize, but I would like to propose a toast." Alice said as she gave a sly grin.

"A toast! A toast!" The Hare grinned as he and the Hatter ran over and grabbed their tea cups.

"We got to have a toast, for sure!" The Mad Hatter gave a laugh as he took the teacup. "What shall we toast, my dear?"

"Well..." Alice paused as she thought about it for a moment. "Hmmm..."

As the young girl was trying to think about what she wanted to toast about, all of a sudden, coming out from behind the gate was a familiar clown wearing a green suit with purple spots, a party hat, a painted face and orange hair. He was sporting a huge grin on his face.

"HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, HATTER! HEEEEEEEEEEEEEY, HARE! LONG TIME NO SEE!"

Alice jumped up, almost spilling her tea as she turned to see the clown running over. The Mad Hatter and the March Hare gave a gasp as they grinned.

"Binky, is that you?" The March Hare asked with a grin. "When was the last time we seen each other?"

"The clown convention over at Hollywood?" Binky asked.

"Somewhere around there!" The March Hare grinned.

"Tell me, are you still in contact with that Bonkers cat from Hollywood?" Binky asked.

"Eh, he moved to a new office upstate and we lost contact. But he still sends us letters!" The Mad Hatter grinned as he pulled out some letters from his pocket. Literal letters at that. "He occasionally sends us notes as well!"

The March Hare pulled out some music notes from his pocket with a grin. Alice just blinked in confusion and groaned as she held her head. It was at that moment Binky noticed the young girl with a grin.

"Is this the young girl you told me about? HEEEEEEEEEY, ALICE! Nice to meet you! I'm Binky the Clown!" Binky said with a smile before looking at the spread. "Oh, a tea party! May I join?"

"The more the merrier! Get yourself comfortable!" The Mad Hatter smiled as Binky sat next to Alice. Then, noticing the tea cups, he raised an eyebrow before taking both the Hatter's cup and Alice's cup and secretly switching them around when Alice was looking down.

The poor blonde haired girl gave a small sigh as she pulled out another tea cup. "I suppose you want some tea, Mr. Clown?"

"Why yes, I would love some tea!" Binky said as the young girl poured the tea into the cup before handing it over to Binky. "Shall we make a toast?"

Alice paused before giving a smile. "As a matter of fact, that was what I was about to do before you showed up. But I'm not sure what we should be toasting, you see."

"Why don't we give a toast to toast? After all, toast is made from bread, and if we're doing a toast, we have to dedicate it... TO TOAST!" Binky said with a grin.

Alice paused as the Mad Hatter and the March Hare gave grins. Giving a small sigh, she gave a shrug. "A toast to toast it is. Cheers, everyone."

After holding their cups up for a minute, they all took a drink as Alice looked between the March Hare and the Mad Hatter, waiting for the effect to take place. All of a sudden, Alice had noticed something particular. The Mad Hatter, the March Hare AND Binky were shrinking... but it wasn't because of their tea.

"Oh no..." Alice squeaked as she started to grow big.

"Everyone hit the deck!" Binky called out as he and his friends dove right under the table as Alice had now been transformed into a giantess, almost too big for the yard where the tea party table was sitting.

After a moment, Alice could only look at herself, before giving a sigh. "Why do I do this to myself?"

Binky peeked out and laughed a bit. "I guess you can say that your plan backfired... ENORMOUSLY!"

The Mad Hatter and March Hare climbed up as they noticed that the tea party table and the people themselves were sitting comfortably on Alice's lap before the three small people gave a grin. The March Hare then called out, "Say, hope you don't mind, Alice, but we want to use your lap as a yard! It's so comfortable!"

"Yeah! Let's have a party on the giantess's lap!" Binky said with a loud scream. "All guests are invited!"

"What?" Alice's eyes widened in shock as some creatures from Wonderland came in to have a dance on the giantess Alice's lap. The poor girl gave a small sigh as she shook her head. "Oh, I do hope they get bored soon. Does somebody have a 'Drink Me' potion to give?"

Unfortunately for Alice, she was going to be stuck sitting with people weighing down on her lap for quite a while. Nearby, a fat orange cat with black stripes was eating some tarts from a tray as he gave a small lick. "Mmmm... raspberry. Well, we'll be right back after this, folks."

And that's this 'Screaming with Binky' short all done! How did you guys like it? Only two more Screaming with Binkys to do before I'm officially done with this series entirely! Keep an eye out! Anyway, read, review, suggest and criticize away!