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CHAPTER 4

When The Grownups Play

"I still don't get what's your obsessive with rough sex is," Jirou asked as she walked out of the room with Setsuna.

"Have you ever been railed in a tight closet?" Setsuna replied, offering another question as an answer, "The sensation of feeling like you're getting put through a wall is freaking amazing!"

"That just sounds suffocating."

"Wait till you try it, you'll see. By the way, where do you buy your chokers?"

"I have a special spot I go to. Why?"

"Let me go with you, I need to restock after all of mine broke and I'm not looking to spend too much money."

"...You have issues, you know that?"

"Hey, I like what I like!"

As the girls talked, the boy was walking behind them.

"I'm honestly curious about what happened to Aizawa and Ms. Joke," Izuku mumbled.

Katsuki shrugged his shoulder, saying, "They're probably doing what we did except with fewer interruptions."

"Really?"

"Him and her? Not a chance, he'll jump off a building before he bangs her."

"Haha, you're right. I can't imagine those two being together."

"It'll also be pretty fucking gross!"

A Few Minutes Ago In Another Part Of The House!

"And that's when I used the bat-a-rang! HAHAHAHAHAHA!" exclaimed Emi, bursting into her best joker impression laugh.

She's been at this the entire time, one could tell from how bloodshot Aizawa was from listening to her. Rubbing his eyes, he tells her, "I will do anything if you'll never tell me a joke that bad for the rest of the day."

"You can fuck me?"

"I'll literally jump out a building first."

"You have before. That was the day we first had sex when you got sent to the hospital and I tended to you."

"Oh right, my pelvis almost broke that day."

"I warned you, my ass is thick with steel," Emi stated, boasting herself, "If you ain't careful, my buns of steel can wreck you! Ahaha!"

Aizawa rolled his eyes, he was sure it was his fractures that almost did the job, he's mad that he missed the bushes. Was it smart to engage in such an act? No of course not, but he'll be damn if he says it wasn't one of the wildest experiences he ever had. Things escalated so quickly it felt like the plot of a short romance chapter happened. One moment they were talking and apologizing for their actions, the next thing he knew they were making out, then she started sucking him off, and the whole thing ended with him having to cover Emi's mouth to muffle her moans as she rode him. It was a crazy day.

"So where?" Aizawa asked.

"Here is good," Emi answered.

"In this house?"

"Yeah, it'll be fun. Plus everyone else is doing it, that's why this place is so popular with couples."

"...H-how do you know that?"

"Midnight told me."

"Of course, alright let's go."

A Few Minutes Later

A familiar feeling washed over Aizawa. There he was, sitting on a chair while Emi sat on his lap, and kissing Emi like he did that hospital day. While Emi grated the back of her hips against his crotch, Aizawa had unbuttoned her purple suit and opened up her green shirt to pull out her well-endowed chest. The tired-eyed hero groped each one of the jokester's majestic pair, getting a hefty handful of moldable flesh in each hungry palm, and let them feast on their treat. His hands devoured her bosom, with an iron grip, they squeezed and pulled the milk bags in every direction.

Mini moans escaped from Emi's lip from Aizawa's rough treatment of her breast, pleasurable little peeps that expressed her utter delight. The Smile Hero increased the grinding, practically shoving her plump ass against Aizawa's ever-growing erection. Constant chain reactions between the two of one, when one of them expressed their raising ecstasy the other will match them, creating an ever fulfilling cycle of bliss.

That was when Aizawa maneuvered his fingers, pinching the bud of her nipples with tremendous force, causing an electrifying jolt to shoot throughout her body! Emi broke away from the kiss to gasp louder, her legs locked together in a tight squeeze, and her tongue stuck out from her exhilarated facial expression. When she finally caught her breath, she gave Aizawa an eccentric erotic grin.

"That was quite the move bats," Emi says, reaching down to her pocket, "But I have something for you as well!"

Thirty Seconds Later

"Why you got me all tied up bats!" Emi asked. Her arms were bound to her side by Aizawa's specially made scarf that he luckily kept under his bat suit.

Aizawa looked down at her with an annoyed look, telling her, "You tried to stab me!"

"I was only playing around."

"With a knife!"

"I wouldn't be roleplaying correctly if I didn't throw a few curve balls at you."

"Since when were we role playing?"

"When weren't we? I've been calling you bats for hours."

"...I swear you give me a migraine," Aizawa told her, rubbing his temple.

Emi displayed her helpless state by futilely struggling in her bind, looking up at the man in black with an anticipating look as she asked, "Well bats, you got me captured. What are you going to do to me now? Send me back to prison maybe? My fate is in your hands."

As the black-eye hero stared down at him, he realized what she was baiting for. The question is should Aizawa give it to her or not.

…

"U-uhhh, batsy?" Emi asked, sounding more flustered and confused, "What are you doing?"

The seafoam green-haired woman was lying face first on the table that apparently all these rooms had. Her arms were still bound to her side but now her ankles were tied to her wrist as well, leaving her flank to be stuck out high in the sky the way the black-haired hero positioned her. Aizawa had already removed her pants, letting the cool breeze brush against Emi's exposed privates.

Aizawa grabbed one of the candle stands in the room and started plucking the candles off of them, telling her, "Well clown, if I just hand you your sentence you'll just break out again and continue your deviousness. This time I'll make sure you'll learn your lesson through punishment."

Emi's legs quivered hearing it, she couldn't resist asking, "So you're going to fuck the evil right out of me?"

"No," Aizawa told her, he picked up the knife Emi tried to use on him and used it to carve the bottom end of one of the candlesticks into a circular shape, "That'll be too easy and you might enjoy it."

Once he was finished, the dried-eyed hero walked back over to the bound woman.

Still curious Emi asked, "Then what-"

She was quickly interrupted when Aizawa had put the carved candle end into Emi's mouth, for once making her shut up. Quickly to catch up, Emi played around with the candle, swirling it with her tongue while giving Aizawa a vulgar look. When Aizawa took the now soaked candle end out of her mouth, she went right back to talking.

"Bah! I always wondered what wax tasted like, it's as bad as they say. They should add a new saying of don't eat the wax!"

"You're an idiot," Aizawa told her, walking around the table still he was behind her.

"I'm your idiot and we're in this together," Emi told him with a laugh, "Nothing will ever stop our never-ending du-aieee!"

Suddenly she felt something cold and slobbery circling around the brim of her asshole. The shock of it caused her to drop her act for a moment as her hips squirmed.

Aizawa gave a quick snort, "Huh, that's the first time I got you to stop talking without shoving something in your mouth."

"N-no fair," stammered Emi, trying her best to look back at him.

Aizawa shrugged, continuing to swirl the wet end around and around the entrance of her anus, lubricating it till it was damp. He watched as her buns of steels clenched up repeatedly at his anal play, Emi obviously wanted to freely move her body but her binds kept her still.

"Criminals don't deserve fair," he taunted.

Emi murmured, "So much for the justice syste-Ahhh!"

Suddenly she let out a loud moan, feeling Aizawa's lanky pointer finger begin probing her backside entrance. With a simple twist, his finger was inserted into her, not stopping till the second joint of the finger was inside and letting it stay there to give her a short break. As far as he knew it was her first with this hole.

"I'm a vigilante for a reason," Aizawa told her, now pumping his finger in and out of her, "It's there that I can make sure you face justice you deserve."

"Mmmmgnghh, w-well then bats *pants* Let's see your s-so called justice," Emi replied, she could only keep one eye open as she felt his actions echoed through-out her body.

Smiling down at her, the black-haired hero said, "With pleasure."

Without warning, he began inserting the candle he carved up into her anus as well. With the lubrication already done, the circular end he carved, and with his finger's assistance of expanding her asshole, the slim candle end was able to get past the initial barrier. Emi could only bite her lips as she released muffled moans from feeling the chilly long stick slowly twirl its way deeper into her ass. Aizawa kept pushing it until about a little over a third of it was being warmed up nicely inside of the busty woman. He examined it for a bit, testing to see how stable it was by flicking the candle pointing out of her butt a few times, watching it wriggle around a bit but not falling out. The sensation made Emi drool a bit, a dildo might as well be stuffed in there being squirm around. She can feel her pussy get moist up with a great dew like grass after a rainy day.

Finally catching her breath, Emi panted, "Is that all you got batsy?"

"No, your punishment is the mortal enemy of every insane person," Aizawa explained, as he spoke he used the ceiling to wrap the wire from his costume's grappling hook around it, tying it around Emi's waist. The joys of engineering, creating a simple pulley system so Aizawa can raise Emi's exposed backside hanging higher in the air. Angled so the candle that was stuck in her rear was standing almost straight up.

Still panting, Emi asked, "W-what's that?"

Aizawa doesn't answer immediately, after using some tape to cover the brim and bases of her anus to make sure no wax falls onto it he lights the candle tip, allowing for a very small fire to form. Small enough to not burn through the candle too quickly. Aizawa then went to the shelf to pick out a book that caught his interest before, grabbing a chair and sitting in front of Emi as he started reading.

…

"Hello?" Emi called out to him, waiting for an answer.

Aizawa looked up, responding with a innocent, "Hm? Oh yeah, I'm just going to make you wait."

"Wait?"

"Wait. Most eccentric villains like you hate being forced to stay in one place and wait for what they want."

"How is that a proper punishment?"

Aizawa's eyes went back down to his book, "You'll see."

It took a moment for Emi to realize how cruel Aizawa could be. It started when she felt the first drop of hot wax drop leaked down the long length of the candle, crawl over the protection tape that guided it toward the skin of her buttcheek.

The first wave of burning sensation almost caused her to climax right there, the most explosive blend of pain and pleasure was blasted into her body, she trembled so ferociously that Aizawa thought she had a spasm.

Emi's head nudged up to look at the man who set up, seeing him calmly reading his book. Still keeping her smile and joking nature, she stuttered a bit when she asked, "Hoo-boy, you really know how to turn on the heat. Hey question, you're not going to let it go on for long right?"

The black-haired hero flipped the page of his book as he replied, "I got a book for a reason."

The greenette's eyes nearly whited out from hearing it, her body quivered as she asked, "You're joking right bats?"

"Watch me," Aizawa replied, a smirk crept on his face as he didn't look away from his book.

"W-what was- AHH! NRGHAaaa…" another drip of the wax slide onto Emi's skin mid-sentence, "*pants* what was our safe word again?"

"You never told me one, I didn't even know we were roleplaying."

"Oh dear."

"Don't worry about it," Aizawa mockingly told her, reminding her of all the times she told him that, "Sit back, relax, and have a grand ol time."

…

'How many times have I cummed?'

That was what Emi thought to herself. She had already drooled an entire puddle on the table from what she was experiencing. Her backdoor was doing much worse, it leaked more than just a puddle, she squirted so much that her juices were spilling off the edge of the table like a waterfall. Even now, waves of juices were spilling out, adding to the sticky stream.

"My, my, you deranged clown, look at the mess you made," taunted Aizawa, putting down his book and returning behind her.

The candle was only half done and already it looked like she was done. The wax had slowly made it down, reaching new grounds, and was now covering nearly half her back. Each drip had the same amount of blazing agitation as the last, but the more it had spread the more unbearable it became to Emi. Yet she never gave in, all she had to do was drop the act and actually ask and Aizawa would've stopped. Maybe she was shy and didn't want to admit wanting to try it. Now her back had multiple long streaks of white covering it and he thinks she liked it, the aghedo expression she had on seemed to say she loved it.

Picking up one of the candlesticks he hadn't used, he used the long length to slap against her asscheeks. The hit caused the candle the shake, making the wax drip down her back faster from the added movement. When her body jerked in response, Aizawa asked her a question.

"Are you ready to come free?"

Emi nodded, she was so out of breath from moaning and climaxing that she couldn't think straight.

Not taking that as an answer, Aizawa spanked her again, telling her, "I didn't hear you, you got to say it out of your mouth. That's the only way I can tell if you're reformed."

It took time for Emi to recover enough to speak, barely able to stammer, "Y-yes, I-i want to….. to be l-let go- ah!"

Aizawa had hit her behind again, this time giving another smack as he commands, "Speak properly like a normal person."

"I-i want to be released please," Emi stated after swallowing a large wad of saliva.

Satisfied with his answer, he put out the candle.

"That should be enough for today," Aizawa said, undoing her binds.

As he had his back toward her, properly putting away all his tools, suddenly Emi began to put herself up. After taking out the candle from her ass, she pounced on Aizawa, tackling him to the ground with her on top.

A stunned Aizawa gave a befuddled, "What the-?"

"You really think I can be reformed bats!?" Emi exclaimed, a devious smile appearing on her red blushing face. She swiftly moved her hands to lower Aizawa's pants to pull out his erect cock, apparently listening to her moan kept him off, she thought, 'Such self-control.'

With her mind in a haze and her pussy flooding like Niagara, it was easier than stuffing a turkey when the jokester inserted her partner's cock inside of herself. In ecstasy, she shouted out, "Some things never want to change!"

Emi leaned down to press her licks against Aizawa's already bucking her hips against his, Aizawa returned the favor by thrusting into her and adding tongue to the equation. Looking into her eyes, Aizawa could see how overloaded she was. She was a crack addict who was already pumped to her limit still pushing for an extra boost, except sex was her drug.

Somehow she managed to mumble, "Now it's time you get yours!"

BOOM!

It was right then that they heard the explosion caused by Katsuki's and Setsuna's activities.

The couple slowed down to a stop as they looked in the direction it came from.

With disappointment, Emi said, "We better go check that out."

As she was about to get off, Aizawa had stopped her, pulling her back down.

"Or we can finish us here and worry about that," Aizawa told her.

"A-are you sure?"

Aizawa didn't respond, only giving her a ticklish kiss on her neck.

"We'll be hearing screaming if it was important. Besides, didn't you say you were going to give me mine?" Aizawa asked, raising an eyebrow at her.

With a smile growing on Emi's face, pressed both hands on his chest and pushed his back onto the floor.

"Alright you win bats," she told him, she turned around on his body while never letting their sexes disconnect from each other. As she planted her hands on the floor for support she shouted back, "Don't say I didn't warn you, your pelvis just got scheduled to an all-expense bashing from the buns of steel!"

From there, things were history.

With Aizawa sitting on the ground and Emi playful bouncing up and down on his crotch giving a strange cry of laughing moans. Aizawa being himself, watching as the buns of steel bounced up before crashing back down on his pelvis.

"Are you sure we shouldn't investigate that explosion?"

"No, it's probably those brats doing something stupid again. No need to stop right now."

"You sure *pant* *pant* You don't even want to check to see if they're ok?"

"Fuck them kids."

Teasingly, Emi told him, "Wait, that's illegal. And I thought I was the villain."

"Shut up," Aizawa commanded, smacking her moving ass with her hand and watching how it jiggled.

The greenette let out an extra exciting moan before saying, "I'll do whatever you want for a few more of those."

Aizawa only two more spanks for Emi to climax, she already came so many times that feeling an actual erect cock enter her flooded cavern drove her mad. She let out a shriek before collapsing forward, flat against the ground.

"You good?" Aizawa asked her.

A panting Emi responded, "Sorry batsy, my legs gave out on me. You're going to have to pick up the call to action if you want this to end."

As she spoke her flank was hanging in the air, a string of her juices connected the floor of her pussy.

"Typical," Aizawa scoffed, getting onto the knee and crawling closer to her, "As usual I have to save the day."

As he mounted her, he thought about how he wasn't wearing a condom right now. If he continued, that would only increase the chance of him having a child with her and for a moment, he thought it wasn't such a bad thing. Then he realized that it meant he was going to have to listen to all her jokes more than he already had to and decided to compromise.

'Anal it is,' Aizawa thought as he enters into Emi's backside, 'Anal never led to kids after all.'

After letting out a cry, Emi moaned, "Congrats bat, you're the first to stab me that way."

"Just don't faint," Aizawa warned, "I don't feel like carrying you home."

"Wow already? Buy me a drink first!"

"And I'm going."

Aizawa had little restraint as he thrusted into her, Emi's breast wobbled against the floor every time her body jerked forward from the force being exerted on her. At this point overfull was a drastic understatement to what the greenette was feeling, it was a catastrophic overload of glee. 90% of her mind had died from bliss and floated away to heaven during an act only continued because half the partnership hasn't gotten to relieve themself properly.

'This is definitely better than a simple stick,' Emi thought to herself, she wanted to say it out but there was no strength in her lungs for it.

The candle was a hard thing to endure for her first time but it was nothing compared to good old fashion man beef, pulsing lively meat that ravaged her body like a wild boar. A true delicacy no machine can replicate and no one person can perform alone. Priceless in the experience of a human being.

It was almost a disappointment when it ended, at least she had the warm feeling of hot cum that filled her inside as a de-escalation from the performance.

Pulling out of her, Aizawa sat back catching his breath. He was at it for quite a while, it was almost admirable that she took it all just for her, though the Erasure Hero was sure part of it was because the Smile Hero was just that freaky. After Aizawa got his costume back in order, he walked over to Emi who was still face planting the ground, and gave her a light tap on her bosom where he had spanked her before to jolt her attention back to reality.

"Alright, now let's go see if the kids are alright," Aizawa told her.

Despite still being in a mess, Emi still sassily replied, "Awww you do care."

"Of course I do, any good teacher has some care for their student like you do yours. I just trust them enough to know they don't constantly need my immediate attention at every struggle," stated Aizawa.

"Still kinda mess up you delayed it for this excellent session."

"Oh shut it, what's the difference being with those I care for. Now can you stand?"

"N-no, you fucked me so hard I've become a paraplegic. I know the term my legs felt like jello is an expression used a lot but I think this is the one case where it's literal. If you had used my pussy instead of my ass, I could've served you up a wonderful creampie dessert."

…

For once, Aizawa snickered, finding some humor in her joke. He tells her, "Damn it, did you use your quirk on me?"

"Do I look like I'm in the condition to use my quirk?" she replied.

"Then I think you finally broke me, either that or you've forcibly lowered my standard for humor," Aizawa says moving to clean her up, "Come on, I'll get you out of here. If anyone asked, you fell down the stairs."

As the semen oozed out her asshole, a borderline delirious Emi made a final joke, "If anyone as I got the perfect excuse, just like your heart my rectum grew three sizes this day."

That was the second time that day she made him laugh.

TO BE CONTINUED

Next Time Teaser: With the Haunted House experience almost finishing, Izuku and Jirou decided to get one last session in following the advice of their friends.

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