I'm back! Today, we'll be reviewing Alpha and Omega 7: The Big Fureeze along with two siblings, one of them is a Je'daii Ranger and the other is a guy who tried to destroy an entire planet, Lanoree and Dalien Brock.

Lanoree: The Big Fureeze? Wait, did they copy this of Land Before Time?

Probably...

Dalien: So, If I help you out on this review, you'll put me in your A Song of Lords and Knights: A Game of Power Story?

Sure...(Not really) Now, on to the Movie.

I also want to say quickly for those who enjoy these Sequels. Again, I am not doing this to piss off anyone. In fact, I enjoy watching these sequels sometimes (When I'm not being a critic) but I will never, in my life, ever defend these movies.


*Our Movie starts off with Jasper Park in the Winter*

Okay, I just want to apologize for not doing this in the other Reviews. The animation of Jasper Park. How come in the very first Alpha and Omega, Jasper Park looked good. Now, it just looks really different...looks kinda dumb. +1


*We then see Stinky, Claudette, and Runt chase...a squirrel...what...*

I know I should be rooting for the fact that they're acting like wolves...but they had six movies to do that! You made them seem like they were nice wolves making us forget that they're supposed to eat living creatures. +1


Squirrel: I thought we were friends.

Stinky: Yeah, the same way your friends with an acorn.

The f*ck? Again, these three were nice until now. I get that they were starving but this entire saga you made it seem like they were nice and cute. Goodness, I don't even know why I'm complaining. +1


*The Squirrel then starts to do some Kung Fu moves*

F*ck off. +1

Lanoree: Forget the Light side. Can I cut every animal in this movie?.

Not yet...not yet...


*The Squirrel then climbs up a tree, Runt following him*

Squirrel: What the heck? A Wolf that can climb a tree?!

Don't worry, you're not the only one who's been thinking this. +2


*The three wolf pups find out that there's a storm coming and they tell their Grandparents about this, Winston and Eve*

Stinky (Seriously, such a creative name): As future leader of the pack-

No. You have done nothing as a leader. We haven't seen you done anything a leader would do. Joffrey Baratheon, I mean Lannister, I mean-whatever, is more of a leader than you. At least he saw Daenerys as a threat. What the hell have you done to earn your right as a leader? +1


*We see Kate and Humphrey in a cave and Kate talks about how she failed to find the Caribou*

Why are these movies ruining Kate? I thought Alpha's were supposed to strong.

Lanoree: Yeah, that be like a Je'daii Ranger being weak for some reason.

Dalien: Yeah...I don't what that's like at all...+1


*We have a flashback that show-

Wait, there's Lilly! YES! YES! YE-

Dalien: That's the only time we see Lilly.

...no...no...I...Vader?

Darth Vader: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Thanks...+1


*We see another flashback with Kate and Stinky and Claudette*

One of the Twins (I really don't care which one): Can you take Sunday School to another field?

No...F*ck off. Just...please tell me how you know what Sunday School is? +1


Winston (Dreaming): I think Florida would be a great place to live.

Can I stop?

Lanoree: Oh come on, we've made it this far?

F*ck's sakes...+1


*The pups then decided to leave (Such a shock)*

Runt: Are you sure?

Stinky: No, I'm not sure of anything.

Aegon IV is a better king than you. +1


Claudette: And Runt, you bring calm to chaos.

When? When in the Seven Hells has that ever happened? Anyone reading this, please tell me when this has happened before. Did I skip a movie or something?. +1


*The three go on their journey when they find...a polar bear...*

Okay, who the hell wrote this movie? Let me check...the same guy who wrote Fox and the Hound! +1


*Brent and Agnus join them, and we see Kate and Humphrey try to get past three bears in a cave. One of the bears wakes up sleepily and Humphrey raises his paw*

Humphrey: These are not the wolves you're looking for.

Considering the fact that I'm a huge Star Wars Fan (I have a lot of Books and Comics) you'll have to excuse me for a moment.

FUCK!

Lanoree: Since I'm a Star Wars character, can I do that as well?.

Knock yourself out.

Lanoree: FUCK! +2


*As the kids continue their adventure, we see...King?!*

Where the hell has this guy been?! He wasn't in any of the others since the second?! +1


*Skipping really far ahead, we see Link and Lyle or whatever their name is, side with King and try to get Claudette*

King: I thought you were trained by Winston and Tony!

One of them: We were, but she was trained by Kate!

And...? +1


And now we end the movie. Despite the fact that this had a lot of annoying stuff in it, it was actually bearable and probably the least worst of the franchise.

Sin: 18