Harry Potter: Lord of the Dark Side

by Total Oneness Jacen Solo

The year is 15 BBY. Darth Vader was lost on Mustafar after his duel with Obi-Wan Kenobi. Darth Sidious is left without an apprentice. But by the Will of the Force, something has happened. He feels a tremor in the Force from the Unknown Regions. He will find his new apprentice in a boy people call, 'The-Boy-Who-Lived', and the Galaxy and Wizarding World will never be the same again.

3. I'm really finished with LotDS

Hello my faithful readers, I'm back.

Now I can probably see it now. You're all probably asking the same question that I have in my head right now, and that's, "What the fucking hell? Where's Lord of the Dark Side Chapter 3?" Well, to answer your question, I have to inform you that my computer had a virus (again).

I just lost all of my notes, data, and outlined plot of this story too (again), even though I made two extra backup files for it. Poof, now this story's all gone too. I'm so sorry that I again started off great on a story that I wanted to continue writing and have fun with you guys along the way, but I guess technology just really fucking hates me.

I apologize once more, but I have to say that this fic is 'ABANDONED' also and I'm sorry for getting your hopes up and disappointing you all over again, that was never EVER my intention, just as I stated before.

I'll see you guys in the future with a new surprise if you want to read it when it's posted. I'm taking great care to have backup files (twenty, in case you're wondering) on my new flash drive of my new fic, Harry Potter: Heir of Skywalker, as a contingency so that I don't lose anything, or I at least hope so.

Signing off this is Jacen, and I hope to see you guys soon with some great material, just so long as life can hold off for a while and let me give you guys what I think you might like and want. Goodbye for now, and may the Force be with you and serve you well.

Total Oneness Jacen Solo, I'm out.

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Hello to all of you, my readers, out in the world. I apologize for the lack of content and that many, if not all, of you believe that I've abandoned writing and that you won't be receiving any updates. That couldn't be further from the truth, I assure you all.

Work's been nothing but an absolute bitch to deal with, but eh, somebody's gotta do it, and it seems that 'somebody', is me. Also with this pandemic going around, work has really limited my time to write, and is constantly fighting with my muse, assisting my writer's block, and always trying to block ideas, material, and time from my writing. I'm having a pretty hard time coming up with the overall plot of 'Harry Potter: Heir of Skywalker', and I feel so ashamed of it. I seriously just wanna claw my eyes outta my head.

But, nonetheless, I've at least gotten twenty percent of the overall plot thought out, notes and timelines written down, and a drive to really get the story out to you all.

I know what I'm writing right now isn't story material at all, and probably violates some kinda rules or terms, but I wanna express my thoughts on what I'm bringing up. I also want all of you to have the right and opportunity to see it as well, should you so choose of your own opinions. Please, all I ask is that I'm not reported, as I don't intend to break any rules, but instead wish to state my own opinion through Freedom of Speech as protected by the First Amendment of the United States Constitution.

I've recently removed from my "Favorites" list as well as discontinued following the stories of 'A Jedi in Dumbledore's Court - Episodes I&II' by the Fanfiction author Mnementh1. I originally was very interested with the author's stories as I wanted to see where they went with combining the Star Wars Universe and the Harry Potter Wizarding World, as well as having some very amazing Harmony moments. However, after some time and some chapters have gone by, I've noticed that my love for the stories have gone down the drain as the author started breaking large chunks of the Official Star Wars Expanded Universe Canon Lore with the decisions that he made, the directions that he went in, and the situations that he created.

I'm gonna go over Mnementh1's two 'AJiDC' stories as I wanna get the longer, larger explanations of my observations of the stories, as well as the discussions I had with the author over how his stories don't add up with the Official EU Lore and how they don't make sense, over first since it'll take more time, and I'd prefer to get them over with immediately.

Okay, here are Menth's AJiDC stories. I'll post my entire message to him right here, and I'll give some more in-depth explanation of why I typed up each part of the message, along with some links to Wookieepedia to provide Official EU Lore evidence as proof. The first part you'll notice is me telling the author that I was quitting at the time with following his stories as well as removing both of them from my "Favorites" list, due to the fact that I'd lost interest with them, and due to the fact that they go against the pre-established Official Star Wars Expanded Universe Canon Lore with many of his decisions, directions, and situations.

Here's my full message to the author:

"Hello Menth, it's been a while since I've spoken with you. I won't take up anymore of your time than I need to, but I have to deliver a message to you. My message to you is...I'm quitting with following your AJiDC stories as well as removing them from my "Favorites" list, since after some time has passed for me to truly and fully look them over I don't find them to be as good as I originally thought they were when I started reading them, and there are massive breaks in the pre-established Official Star Wars Expanded Universe Canon Lore. It seems that the stories are heavily biased towards Harry Potter with practically small pieces of Star Wars in the stories which are displayed as 'Star Wars + Harry Potter crossovers'. When I started reading the story I thought there'd be a lot more of Harry traveling through the Galaxy as a badass Jedi Padawan similar to Anakin Skywalker from Star Wars: Clone Wars 2-D and Star Wars: The Clone Wars 3-D, and where he had Hermione on his shoulder as Harry guided her throughout the endless reaches of the Galaxy Far, Far Away.

1) Instead, all of the attention seems to be just focused on Earth with Harry attending Hogwarts and doing practically nothing at all related to his Jedi training outside of a few scattered Lightsaber training exercises and a few, equally scattered, meditation exercises as well. I thought I was gonna be able to see the points of view of a lot of Star Wars characters, from Yoda, Amani, and maybe one of the Dark Lords of the Sith in hiding away from the Jedi and following the Rule of Two. But again, instead, almost 99.99% of the story is just focused on Harry attending boring, outdated, primitive, and backwards classes at a primitive, outdated, and backwards school with no technology as he's used to with being at the Temple on Coruscant.

Note: To start off first, I still stand by my words of saying that I thought between Harry's school years (i.e. summer vacation) that there'd be a LOT more of Harry traveling through the Galaxy with his Master, Toma, and being a badass Jedi Padawan who helped to protect the innocents of the Galaxy, bringing down criminal syndicates, and bringing criminals into custody. I mean, it was even stated as exposition back in Chapter 4 of AJiDC Ep I that Harry was taken by Toma on missions around the Galaxy. And yet, the only TWO times that Harry has gone on a mission or missions in these two stories were an exposition mention in Ep I Ch 4, and him already being on a mission in Ep II Ch 1, of which he was only there for a short amount of time before he went back to Coruscant in the same chapter, only to then go to Earth where he's been for the past twenty-five to twenty-six chapters, and hasn't done anything like that since then. I also was disappointed that, at no point, Harry doesn't at least ask Hermione or her parents if it'd be okay if Hermione went back to Coruscant with him. Her parents could've taken some time off from work to go with them.

I stand by what I said with wanting to, "be able to see the points of view of a lot of Star Wars characters, from Yoda, Amani, and maybe one of the Dark Lords of the Sith in hiding away from the Jedi and following the Rule of Two." But instead some of the POVs are from some Wizarding characters who I don't care about and have no interest in (i.e. the youngest Weasley son, the third Weasley son, Dumbles, Snivellus, Malfoy Senior, Malfoy Junior, Umbitch, Fatty Hot Fudge, the Wizengamot, etc.), but the POVs of Hermione's parents, Sirius, Amelia, William, etcetera are okay, and pretty welcome. I really enjoyed the POVs of Toma, Green Squad, Harry, and Hermione.

I agree with my comment of, "instead, almost 99.99% of the story is just focused on Harry attending boring, outdated, primitive, and backwards classes at a primitive, outdated, and backwards school with no technology as he's used to with being at the Temple on Coruscant." It just seems so boring to keep almost all of the attention of the story on Harry attending his classes. I know what a lot of his classes were like, they're in the canon of the books and films for that reason. I wanna see more of Harry continuing his Jedi training and using the tech he has with him to go in conjunction with his work. For example he could scan entire bookshelves with a Datapad and store all that data for later use and study. But instead, Harry decides to work with primitive, outdated feather quills, inkpots, and parchment paper, instead of using the cutting-edge, state-of-the-art technology that the Galaxy has developed.

2) I also wanted to bring up my views of how the Star Wars characters are given little, if anything at all, to do. I mean Yoda's only in a few chapters, and isn't even used to his full potential. On top of that, he gets degraded by Ol' Dumbles by calling him simply, "an old House-Elf". Wow...just wow, if that isn't a degrading, derogatory remark, then the Ku Klux Klan must be the least racist people in America, and Adolf Hitler must've been an angelic saint who did no wrong at all during his life and WWII. How the hell could that've been a reference to Yoda when he's of an unknown species referred to, at least on Wookieepedia, as 'Yoda's species'? Yoda is DEFINITELY NOT a House-Elf, so I don't know where that comparison and/or reference came from.

Note: I still stand by my words of, "the Star Wars characters are given little, if anything at all, to do." The Star Wars characters aren't given anything at all to do, but just...be there. The stories are displayed as 'Star Wars + Harry Potter crossovers', and yet, Star Wars is given practically nothing to work with or do. What was the point of making them crossovers if VIRTUALLY the entire length of both stories are only just limited to Harry Potter, and there's VIRTUALLY no Star Wars content or material at all whatsoever in both stories.

I agree with my comment of, "I mean Yoda's only in a few chapters, and isn't even used to his full potential." Yoda is one of my favorite Star Wars characters of all time, as a Jedi, Force-user, mentor, and just overall powerful badass. (Yoda is ranked at #3 behind Obi-Wan Kenobi and Qui-Gon Jinn at #1 and #2 on my list of my Top 10 favorite fictional mentors of all time. That list also includes Sensei Wu from Ninjago, Gandalf from The Lord of the Rings, Zordon from Power Rangers, Professor X from Marvel's X-Men, Might Guy from Naruto, Uncle Ben from Marvel's Spider-Man, Alfred from DC's Batman, Odin from Marvel's Thor, etc.). And to see him reduced to only a few fragmented cameo appearances throughout Episodes I and II is just disrespectful to me as a Star Wars fan.

I agree with my comment of, "On top of that, he gets degraded by Ol' Dumbles by calling him simply, 'an old House-Elf'." That was what was said in Ep I Ch 10 after Yoda and the old fart had witnessed the conclusion of Master Amani's and Harry's Lightsaber duel, the old man degraded Yoda by referring to and calling him a House-Elf. I see that as a degrading, derogatory remark towards the Grand Master of the Jedi Order, and a powerful warrior who's faced threats so great and terrifying that they'd make Dumbles piss and shit his stupid outdated robes. Yoda is no enslaved servant who follows the whim of a family composed of inbred, racist, prejudiced bigots; he's one of the wisest and most powerful Force-wielders of all time, and one of the greatest Lightsaber duelists of all time. He's as far beyond even the most powerful House-Elf in the entire Wizarding World past, present, and future as the least most powerful angel of the Angelic Host is far beyond even the physically strongest man to have ever lived, so there's no debate there...only an effortless ROTFLMFAO curbstomp. So yeah, just to get my point across, Yoda ISN'T a House-Elf, and shouldn't be referred to as such.

3) While, to me you said, and I quote, "Dumbledore is certainly within his rights to keep an eye on things that are happening at his school, and to keep an eye on these strangers that may or may not be a danger to his students (from his point of view)." He might have to keep an eye on Toma, Yoda, and Amani, but that doesn't mean he has the right to push them (especially Toma, since he seems to be Dumbles's favorite punching bag) around and treat them like dirt. He has the nerve to push around Toma, the man whom Harry sees as both a father and older brother figure, and dictate how he should train his Padawan Learner whom he spent the last decade raising better than the Dursleys. He says to Toma that Harry shouldn't return to the Galaxy but should stay on Earth and, not only abandon, but turn his back entirely on the Jedi and live on the planet where he was immediately abandoned on a doorstep at the earliest opportunity without a care in the world.

Also, it's NOT "his school", due to the fact that he doesn't own it. The only people who can lay claim to the fact of owning the school, would have to be the direct descendants of the Founders or the Architect of Hogwarts. Dumbles is clearly neither a descendant of the Founders, nor is he a descendant of the Architect of Hogwarts, so it's technically NOT "his school", as you claimed it was.

I don't get at all why you're letting the Jedi, especially the High Council, get stepped all over by Dumbles who feels like it's his right to dictate to the ancient Order how they should do things, according to the 'supposedly' wise and powerful old wizard. Despite the fact that the Jedi Order were around for over thirty-five thousand+ years before his mother was riding his father and Hogwarts was even built or the Founders were even born. I wanna know why the High Council doesn't just tell Dumbles that while he might have his own opinion, since he's neither a Force-user, a Jedi, or a Master on the Council, his opinion doesn't belong or mean squat to them. I don't get why they're bending over backwards for a primitive old man who barely has even half the age, wisdom, brilliance, knowledge, and power of their Grand Master.

They should be telling Dumbles that, since Harry's been under their care and supervision for the last decade, he has no right in Jedi affairs and business of how they train their Padawans and dictating what Harry should do and trying to keep him from returning to the Galaxy, completing his training, being Knighted, and serving not only the Order, but protecting the Republic and the Galaxy. They should tell him he has no rights or say in Harry's life, his training, and his life outside of school, and should leave him and Hermione alone.

They should be telling him that as members of an Order that predates his very existence and own birth, as well as predating Hogwarts and its Founders, they don't have to bend over backwards to the old man's demands and obediently follow his every whim, command, and order. They should say that he has no right, authority, or power to dictate how an Order that's stood for over thirty-five thousand+ years, should be subjected to Dumbles's control. How they do their affairs and train their Padawans is their own business and theirs alone, and they shouldn't kneel to the whim of a pompous, idealistic windbag.

He said to Toma that the Jedi High Council believes that the Wizarding World is primitive, well...yeah, that's absolutely correct on the Council's part. I mean, you wear a bright, flamboyant bathrobe that'd make Helen Keller colorblind, as well as wearing a stupid pointed hat, having your hair and beard grow too long without cutting them and maintaining your appearance, and carry around a stick. Not only that, but you live in a dingy, old, dilapidated castle, use light from candles, lanterns, and torches, as well as use water from wells. You also send mail by an owl that'd take forever to reach its destination and could be intercepted if somebody kills the owl and steals the letter, which is clearly inferior to a Holo-projector and Holo-transmission that can allow one to instantaneously communicate with someone on the other side of the Galaxy. But finally you also write with feather quills instead of pens, use ink from inkpots instead of using the ink from pens, and write on sheets of parchment paper instead of lined modern writing paper. Do you think it's any surprise at all that the Jedi perfectly spelled it out that you're p-r-i-m-i-t-i-v-e, primitive, when compared, not only to the Muggle World, but to the Known Galaxy in terms of advancement?

Note: The author said the quoted, "Dumbledore is certainly within his rights to keep an eye on things that are happening at his school, and to keep an eye on these strangers that may or may not be a danger to his students (from his point of view).", in response to a comment I made about what happened in Ep I Ch 7. In that chapter is the aftermath of what happened on Halloween night of First Year in 1991, where Harry encountered the Mountain Troll and saved Hermione's life. Except in the story, the Harry who's going up against the Troll isn't a weak, reckless newbie like his canon self (sorry to the canon Book and Film Harry, but it's kinda true), instead he's a powerful, composed, and knowledgeable Jedi Padawan Learner who has both the Force and his Lightsaber.

Anyway, in Ch 7 when Toma, Harry, and Hermione are present in Dumbles's office along with McGonagall, Snivellus, and the aforementioned Dumbles, it was written that Dumbles was aware of Harry's Lightsaber due to fact that he was spying on Harry when he was on the grounds with Toma practicing Lightsaber combat training exercises. He was sticking his big, fat, crooked nose into business that wasn't his own, due to the fact that he's not, as I quoted, "a Force-user, a Jedi, or a Master on the Council.", and should have no say in what the Jedi do. I mean Toma, Yoda, and Amani are there to maintain Harry's Jedi training (Yoda and Amani had to probably drop whatever important business they were doing and take time off in order to go to Earth, only for Dumbles to bust both their stones) due to the fact that he's not in his comfort zone as he would've been at the Temple on Coruscant, due to the fact that he had to come to Earth and Hogwarts because of Dumbles throwing a wrench into Harry's training and wanting the young boy to attend the school so that he could manipulate and control Harry all for the old bastard's 'Greater Good'.

I stand by my words of, "the Jedi High Council believes that the Wizarding World is primitive, well...yeah, that's absolutely correct on the Council's part. I mean, you wear a bright, flamboyant bathrobe that'd make Helen Keller colorblind, as well as wearing a stupid pointed hat, having your hair and beard grow too long without cutting them and maintaining your appearance, and carry around a stick. Not only that, but you live in a dingy, old, dilapidated castle, use light from candles, lanterns, and torches, as well as use water from wells. You also send mail by an owl that'd take forever to reach its destination and could be intercepted if somebody kills the owl and steals the letter, which is clearly inferior to a Holo-projector and Holo-transmission that can allow one to instantaneously communicate with someone on the other side of the Galaxy. But finally you also write with feather quills instead of pens, use ink from inkpots instead of using the ink from pens, and write on sheets of parchment paper instead of lined modern writing paper. Do you think it's any surprise at all that the Jedi perfectly spelled it out that you're p-r-i-m-i-t-i-v-e, primitive, when compared, not only to the Muggle World, but to the Known Galaxy in terms of advancement?"

Do I seriously need to fully explain what I've already pointed out? The Wizarding World is so primitive and outdated...it's ridiculous, and it's not even funny...not by a longshot. A person on Coruscant could take out their Holo-projector and instantly communicate with someone on Tatooine on the other side of the Galaxy via Holo-transmission. Meanwhile, say a student at Hogwarts sends their parents, who live in London, a letter. I don't think I have to explain how far away London is from the Scottish Highlands, and it'd take an owl a good five or so hours to fly there, even if it's going as fast as it can. That owl could easily be killed by a hunter aiming their rifle at and shooting it. BANG! Down goes owl. Or a Death Eater could ambush the owl while flying on a broomstick with both themself and the broom under Disillusionment Charm, and all the Death Eater would have to do is get in range and cast a Killing Curse right at the owl, kill it, and acquire the letter to see if it had any useful info. Sending messages via owls isn't very secure if the owl is killed, then bye-bye letter. Unlike a Holo-transmission which can't be intercepted by anyone who doesn't have a Holo-projector, like a Death Eater, or a pale, bald, anorexic, skeletal, noseless, clown wearing a black bathrobe and carrying a stick, or a wrinkled, frail, old man with a long beard and hair, a big, fat, crooked nose, wearing a bathrobe, a pointed hat, and carrying a stick.

I agree with my comment of, "Also, it's NOT "his school", due to the fact that he doesn't own it. The only people who can lay claim to the fact of owning the school, would have to be the direct descendants of the Founders or the Architect of Hogwarts. Dumbles is clearly neither a descendant of the Founders, nor is he a descendant of the Architect of Hogwarts, so it's technically NOT "his school", as you claimed it was." I think everybody can understand what I'm saying and pointing out. Dumbles isn't a descendant of the Founders or the Architect of Hogwarts, so he shouldn't be allowed to think that Hogwarts is "his school" at all, since he doesn't own it, nor can he lay claim to owning the school to allow it to be placed under his ownership by the Ministry, Wizengamot, and/or the International Confederation of Wizards.

Only the Heir(s) of Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, Salazar Slytherin, Helga Hufflepuff, or the Architect of Hogwarts can lay claim to owning the school of Hogwarts through blood and familial inheritance, of which Dumbles isn't at all the Heir of either Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, or the Architect of Hogwarts, so again, he DOESN'T own Hogwarts, nor is it "his school" as the author said.

4) Next your excuse of, and I quote, "Dumbledore was able to keep up with Harry because he's very good at magic.", doesn't really make sense with the fact that magic isn't able to increase the speed of a human or object, but instead it's able to decrease the speed of a human or object or just freeze them or it in place, such as with the spells of Petrificus Totalus (Full Body-Bind Curse) (binding/freezing a human or object to be immobile), Immobulus (Freezing Charm) (freezing a human or object to be immobile), Arresto Momentum (Slowing Charm) (decreasing/slowing the momentum/velocity of a human or object), and Glacius (Freezing Spell) (freezing a human or object in place to be immobile), and Dumbles clearly wasn't using any of those spells on Harry, since it was never stated he even cast them non-verbally, so they weren't cast at all. Even if Ol' Dumbles is good at magic (of which he really isn't due to the fact that the Peverells (Antioch, Cadmus, and Ignotus), Merlin, Morgan Le Fay, Merwyn the Malicious, Ekrizdis, Raczidian, Herpo the Foul, and the Founders (Godric Gryffindor, Rowena Ravenclaw, Salazar Slytherin, and Helga Hufflepuff) would be able to easily kick his weak, wrinkled, frail, old ass, due to them all being more magically powerful than the old, bearded, gay pedophile, and possessing greater magical powers) there's no way he'd even be able to track where Harry even is because, like I said before, he's moving faster than Dumbles's eyes or mind could ever hope to follow as Anakin Skywalker, a much more powerful being, wasn't even able to track where Darth Sidious was. Sure if he had achieved his full potential by the time, then he would've been able to see Sidious, since he would've been at full power then at the time. Meaning that Dumbles shouldn't've been able to know where Harry even was since he instantly blinked outta visual range.

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All Force-users and Force-wielders can move at massively faster-than-light+ speed and also have massively faster-than-light+ speed reaction time down to the yoctosecond, and here's my evidence.

Sidious threw strokes with his Lightsaber blade so fast that Anakin was incapable of seeing his blows and instead could only see the 'webs' or blurs left behind by the movements of the Lightsaber as it flickered in and out of existence rapidly, as well as a black blur as Palpatine moved throughout the Supreme Chancellor's office. Anakin was fast enough to react to starfighters flying at massively faster-than-light+ speed and could evade lightning bolts.

Excerpts from the Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Novelization by Matthew Stover:

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Obi-Wan was already making that exact move as Anakin spoke. But they were inverted to each other: breaking left shot him one way while Anakin whipped the other. The Tri-fighters' cannons ripped space between them, tracking faster than their starfighters could slip. His on-board threat display chimed a warning: two of the Droids had remote sensor locks on him. The others must have lit up his partner. "Anakin! Slip-jaws!"

"My thoughts exactly."

They blew past the Tri-fighters, looping in evasive spirals. The Droid ships wrenched themselves into pursuit maneuvers that would have killed any living pilot. The slip-jaws maneuver was named for the scissor-like mandibles of the Kashyyyk Slash-Spider. Droids closing rapidly on their tails, cannon fire stitching space on all sides, the two Jedi pulled their ships through perfectly mirrored rolls that sent them streaking head-on for each other from opposite ends of a vast Republic cruiser. For merely human pilots, this would be suicide. By the time one could see their partner's starfighter streaking towards them at massively faster-than-light speed, it was already too late for their merely human reflexes to react.

But these particular pilots were above and far beyond from being merely normal humans.

The Force nudged hands on starfighter controls and the Jedi starfighters twisted and flashed past each other underbelly-to-underbelly, close enough to scorch each other's paint.

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Anakin's speeder shrieked through the rain, dodging forked bolts of lightning that shot up from towers into the clouds, slicing across traffic lanes, screaming past spacescrapers so fast that his shock-wake cracked windows as he passed.

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Anakin blinked and rubbed his eyes again. Maybe he was still a bit flash-blind - the dark-skinned Korun Jedi Master seemed to be rapidly fading and flickering in and out of existence, half-swallowed by a thickening black haze in which danced a meter-long bar of sunfire. Mace pressed back the darkness with a relentless straight-ahead march; his own blade, that distinctive amethyst blaze that had been the final sight of so many evil beings across the Galaxy, made a haze of its own: an oblate sphere of purple fire within which there seemed to be dozens of swords slashing in all directions at once.

The shadow he fought, that blur of speed - could that be Palpatine?

Their blades flared and flashed, crashing together with bursts of fire, weaving nets of killing energy in exchanges so fast that Anakin couldn't truly see them - but he could feel them in the Force. The Force itself roiled, burst, and crashed around them, boiling with power and massively faster-than-light speed ricochets of lethal intent. And it was darkening.

He could feel the end of this battle approaching, and so could the blur of the Sith he faced; in the Force, the shadow had become a pulsar of fear.

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-Taken from the Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Novelization (I get that the Novelization is considered Non-Canon Legends by Disney, but I STILL consider the EU as Official Canon, and I don't give a fuck what those stupid fucking hacks at Disney say).

And before you make any arguments, I'm gonna beat you to the punch and say it again.

All Force-users and Force-wielders DO move at massively faster-than-light+ speed and have massively faster-than-light+ speed reaction time down to the yoctosecond.

I take Matthew Stover's depiction of the Lightsaber duel and starfighter dogfight battles as Official Canon. And I don't care if you're trying to say, "I think it's safe to assume that whatever the number, it's less than the speed of light. According to Einstein's general theory of relativity, to actually move past the speed of light, the mass of an object would increase to infinite mass."

I'm gonna just say to you that science fiction isn't meant to follow our laws of physics, otherwise Matt wouldn't've specifically written it in his book, and stuck with Einstein's theory, research, and calculations, nor would George have accepted it as a Canon tie-in Novelization of his movie. The Novelizations of the movies contain more information that wasn't shown on-screen, more in-depth analyses and explanations, and hearing the thoughts of what's going on in the characters' minds.

Next, you also saying and I quote again, "He's the Headmaster so he can Apparate in Hogwarts, and he has a Phoenix that can transport him as well.", doesn't really make sense either with the fact that Dumbles was neither using Apparition or Fawkes's Phoenix Flame teleportation to keep up with Harry, he was keeping up with him just by running. That clearly doesn't make sense since nowhere in the films or books has he been shown running at or stated to run at speeds like that at all respectively. Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi from Episode I as well as Darth Sidious vs Mace Windu from Episode III makes sense because it was shown in the movies and stated in both the Actual and Junior Novelizations of the movies that they could use the Force to move at that speed. The evidence of both Qui-Gon's and Obi-Wan's as well as Sidious' and Mace's speed feats are true, due to the fact that they were both shown and stated in the official movies and their tie-in Novelizations. Meanwhile, Dumbles's speed feats evidence are nowhere shown in the official books or their live-action adaptation films. Evidence is clearly victorious and reliable in comparison to no evidence at all whatsoever. Evidence trumps no evidence.

But also, you're absolutely incorrect. You said, and I quote, "He's the Headmaster so he can Apparate in Hogwarts, and he has a Phoenix that can transport him as well.", also doesn't really make sense with the fact that Dumbles was neither using Apparition or Fawkes's Phoenix Flame teleportation to keep up with Harry, he was keeping up with him just by running. You're so incorrect on the whole Apparition thing, it's not even funny. I went to Screenrant's website and found a piece of evidence that completely blows your answer outta the water. Here's the link first it you wanna see it for yourself:

/harry-potter-dumbledore-misconceptions-everyone-gets-wrong/

It's listed right under #12: 'Dumbledore can't Apparate or Disapparate on Hogwarts's Grounds'

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"The Harry Potter films often have little inconsistencies with the books, and one of those inconsistencies was when Dumbledore Apparated with Harry from atop the Astronomy Tower in Hogwarts in Half-Blood Prince, even though it's impossible for anyone to Apparate or Disapparate on the castle grounds.

When asked about this, Dumbledore merely stated that he had an exception as Headmaster, which really isn't true. There's no "magical exception" to Anti-Apparition and Anti-Disapparition Wards without taking down the wards completely and entirely."

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And you clearly didn't even say if Dumbles took the wards down for him to be able to Apparate, and Fawkes wasn't with him to Phoenix Flame teleport him. As I said before it, "doesn't really make sense with the fact that Dumbles was neither using Apparition or Fawkes's Phoenix Flame teleportation to keep up with Harry, he was keeping up with him just by running."

So you just ignored what was already there, meaning that Dumbles couldn't Apparate to keep up with Harry, nor was he using Fawkes's Phoenix Flame teleportation to teleport him due to the fact Fawkes wasn't even there or with Ol' Dumbles. He also didn't even use any spells to slow Harry's speed, velocity, and momentum, as Harry was running at the full maximum speed he was capable of by fully augmenting his speed to the maximum with the Force, and Dumbles was able to keep up with him JUST BY RUNNING. Which isn't even possible as no wizard, let alone an extremely old wizard, can keep up with a Force-user at all, as they could NEVER even hope to move that fast or at that speed. Dumbles never showed any speed feats evidence like, or even close to that, in the official books or their live-action adaptation films. As I said before, "Evidence is clearly victorious and reliable in comparison to no evidence at all whatsoever. Evidence trumps no evidence."

Note: The author said the quoted, "Dumbledore was able to keep up with Harry because he's very good at magic." and "He's the Headmaster so he can Apparate in Hogwarts, and he has a Phoenix that can transport him as well.", in response to a comment I made about what happened in Ep II Ch 7.

I don't think I really need to explain all that much due to the fact that I showed actual feats and evidence of Force-users and Force-wielders being able to use the Force to massively, fully augment and amplify their speed to the maximum, allowing them to move at massively faster-than-light+ speed and have massively faster-than-light+ speed reaction time down to the yoctosecond.

I showed the actual speed feats that the characters were capable of from the Official Star Wars Expanded Universe Canon Lore from the various books and comic books, and I don't give a fuck about what those stupid fucking hacks at Disney say...the EU is STILL Official Canon to me. Meanwhile, the author hasn't at all posted any of Dumbles's or Fawkes's speed feats from any of the official Harry Potter books or the live-action adaptation Harry Potter films, and there aren't any speed feats of Dumbles that're impressive at all...he has the normal speed of any 111-year-old man, and it doesn't matter that he's a wizard and has magical powers...he's still nothing more than just a weak, wrinkled, frail, bearded, old man in a bathrobe, wearing a pointed hat, and carrying a stick compared to the God-like power of Force-users and Force-wielders from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.

Also, just like I pointed out before with this quote and later link, "You're so incorrect on the whole Apparition thing, it's not even funny. I went to Screenrant's website and found a piece of evidence that completely blows your answer outta the water. Here's the link first it you wanna see it for yourself:

/harry-potter-dumbledore-misconceptions-everyone-gets-wrong/

It's listed right under #12: 'Dumbledore can't Apparate or Disapparate on Hogwarts's Grounds'

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"The Harry Potter films often have little inconsistencies with the books, and one of those inconsistencies was when Dumbledore Apparated with Harry from atop the Astronomy Tower in Hogwarts in Half-Blood Prince, even though it's impossible for anyone to Apparate or Disapparate on the castle grounds.

When asked about this, Dumbledore merely stated that he had an exception as Headmaster, which really isn't true. There's no "magical exception" to Anti-Apparition and Anti-Disapparition Wards without taking down the wards completely and entirely."

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And you clearly didn't even say if Dumbles took the wards down for him to be able to Apparate, and Fawkes wasn't with him to Phoenix Flame teleport him. As I said before, "It doesn't really make sense with the fact that Dumbles was neither using Apparition or Fawkes's Phoenix Flame teleportation to keep up with Harry, he was keeping up with him just by running."

So you just ignored what was already there, meaning that Dumbles couldn't Apparate to keep up with Harry, nor was he using Fawkes's Phoenix Flame teleportation to teleport him due to the fact Fawkes wasn't even there or with Ol' Dumbles. He also didn't even use any spells to slow Harry's speed, velocity, and momentum, as Harry was running at the full maximum speed he was capable of by fully augmenting his speed to the maximum with the Force, and Dumbles was able to keep up with him JUST BY RUNNING. Which isn't even possible as no wizard, let alone an extremely old wizard, can keep up with a Force-user at all, as they could NEVER even hope to move that fast or at that speed. Dumbles never showed any speed feats evidence like, or even close to that, in the official books or their live-action adaptation films. As I said before, "Evidence is clearly victorious and reliable in comparison to no evidence at all whatsoever. Evidence trumps no evidence."

As I pointed out with that link, Dumbles couldn't Apparate on the Hogwarts grounds due to the Anti-Apparition and Anti-Disapparition Wards in place. No matter if he's the Headmaster and all that; Dumbles would've had to take down the wards completely to be able to Apparate. The only thing is that he didn't take down the wards at all...nor did he have Fawkes with him to use his Phoenix Flame teleportation, and even if he used either of the two aforementioned options, it wouldn't matter because Apparition (whether wizard or House-Elf) nor Phoenix Flame teleportation are anywhere fast enough to keep up with the massively faster-than-light+ speed of a Force-user or Force-wielder using the Force to massively, fully augment their speed to the maximum.

Apparition (whether wizard or House-Elf) and Phoenix Flame teleportation are pretty fast in just a Harry Potter fanfiction story, but in a Star Wars + Harry Potter crossover fanfiction story, it's like standing completely frozen in time compared to Flash III (Wally West) (Pre-Flashpoint and DC Universe Rebirth composite amalgamation) as a White Flash, with all of the energy of the Speed Force from the past, present, and future from every universe in the entire DC Comics Multiverse, and going at the fastest speed that he's ever able to accomplish in the history of DC Comics. So yeah, neither Apparition (whether wizard or House-Elf) nor Phoenix Flame teleportation is anywhere close to being compared to the massively faster-than-light+ speed of Force-users and Force-wielders from the Star Wars Expanded Universe.

Also, his stupid ass decisions of the Voldy possessed Yaxley being able to move at much faster speed than what a wizard and witch should normally be able to when he dodged Harry's Lightsaber in Ep I Ch 13 and the Gorgon as moving at faster speed than she's normally able to when she dodged Harry's Lightsaber in Ep II Ch 26 were so absolutely brain-dead stupid that I had to take two aspirin and lay down for five hours due to the massive migraine headache that they both gave me when I read those chapters of those stories, each.

I have another piece of speed feats evidence that shows how fast Reborn Darth Sidious from the Star Wars: Dark Empire Trilogy comic book series of the Expanded Universe was able to move, and that Anakin is superior to that speed, while a Force-user like Harry would be comparable to that speed (not Anakin's, but Reborn Sidious' speed).

Here's the link for the evidence:

wiki/User_blog:Matthew_Schroeder/Star_Wars_-_Dark_Empire:_The_Speed_of_the_Sith_Spirit

5) I get you said, and I quote, "nor does he wish Harry any harm. He's trying to make the best of the situation for Harry and for the wizarding public." But him putting stress onto Toma and Harry that Harry WILL definitely have to make the choice to go back to the Galaxy or stay on Earth is definitely putting more stress on the poor boy than is necessary. I get the wizarding public wants him to stay, but it's Harry's choice to make, not the old man's or the public's. My new girlfriend, Holly's, older sister and her husband are recently divorced and have a fourteen-year-old son and they both know that pressuring him into choosing one over the other would be incredibly stressful on him, and they don't want that. They don't badger him every nanosecond or beat the choice into him with a metaphorical sledgehammer, they stand back and let HIM choose.

In Chapter 10 of AJiDC Ep I, just after both Yoda and the old man had witnessed the conclusion of Master Amani's and Harry's Lightsaber duel, the old man thought along the lines that were displayed before me and written.

"He was also aware of the attraction that seemed to be acting on both Harry Potter and Hermione Granger like low-powered magnets, which also worked to further his plans for the young wizard. He needed Harry to remain in the Wizarding World, and if Mr. Potter were romantically involved with Miss. Granger that could only help him to be able to steer Harry to the wizard side, rather than the Jedi, of the Jedi/Wizard equation. The old Headmaster's ability to manipulate events from behind the scenes was one of his talents, and he prided himself on his skill in persuasion."

So, honestly, it's right there. He's trying to manipulate Harry through Hermione to stay on Earth and selfishly turn his back on the Jedi (the people who were his first family, raised him, and treated him like a human being, as well as gave him a good life, mind that), his life, his beliefs, his duties, and his responsibilities just so the public gets what they want. What about Harry, doesn't he get any say in what should be HIS own choice? I think that if Harry learns that the old man's manipulating him, especially through Hermione, his first and best friend, he's definitely gonna feel betrayed and that 'might', not likely, but possibly, push him to embrace the Dark Side. (Also, as this keeps annoying me with how it's written, it's 'Dark Side', where both the 'd' and 's' are uppercased. Since it's an important subject, the first letters of both words are supposed to be uppercased).

Also, I didn't forget/haven't forgotten that Harry also said that the wizards would be happy that he was away from his Master and wasn't currently at the time under Toma's influence, that it'd make it easier for them to put pressure on him to choose to stay on Earth and, once again as I said before, turn his back on everything he ever had. The Jedi, the Galaxy, all of it. Despite it, again, being HIS choice, and his alone, not theirs.

He said, "The longer I'm without Toma." replied Harry, "The longer I'm not under his influence. I think they feel it'll make me more likely to choose to stay here when my schooling's done."

I think that even if it's not his intention to do so, that I should use one of his 'supposed' words of 'supposed' wisdom, against him, from Chapter 5 of AJiDC Ep II. "Yet, sadly, accidental intention occurs alarmingly often." His accidental intention is nothing but, to quote Tony Stark, "An ACME dynamite kit. It's gonna explode right in his face." However, unlike Wile E. Coyote, he's not gonna get back up with a burned, blackened face and hold up a sign with the word "OW" written on it. He's gonna get blown up along with his half-assed, thrown together plan.

Note: I wrote that response due to the obvious fact of Dumbles trying to manipulate Harry through Hermione, and the quote from AJiDC Ep I Ch 10 that I showed proves my claim as evidence. As written right here:

"He's trying to manipulate Harry through Hermione to stay on Earth and selfishly turn his back on the Jedi (the people who were his first family, raised him, and treated him like a human being as well as giving him a good life, mind that), his life, and his beliefs just so the public gets what they want. What about Harry, doesn't he get any say in what should be HIS own choice? I think that if Harry learns that the old man's manipulating him, especially through Hermione, his first and best friend, he's definitely gonna feel betrayed and that 'might', not likely, but possibly, push him to embrace the Dark Side."

So he's just trying to gain control and influence over the prophesied hero through manipulation to control Harry and make the boy do as he wants. He doesn't care about what the Jedi's or Harry's opinions are...he just wants to get what he wants, and the evil, manipulative old man is by no means at all above lying, cheating, stealing, and manipulating to get what he wants, and doesn't care at all about whoever gets hurt or killed as long as it's for his own, sacred, 'Greater Good'.

I hate that people give the Jedi a bad name by calling them 'baby stealers' as that couldn't be further from the truth. The Jedi DON'T steal babies at all, but instead, they ask for the parents' consent and permission to take the child with them back to the Temple on Coruscant. A lot of Force-sensitive children are born on very poor Outer Rim worlds or to very poor families that aren't quite fully able to care for them. A lot of the parents are like the real life ones in Africa and India who give up their children to be adopted by adoptive foster families in other countries (like the US for example) so that they'll have a chance at a better life, despite the fact of how much it breaks the parents' hearts in doing so and also the possibility of the fact that they'll probably never see their children again. But they do it because they love their children too much to see them have a bad life and suffering.

Also, if the parents say no and refuse, the Jedi will simply comply with the parents' wishes, say goodbye, and will peacefully leave. The Jedi are the good guys and would never stoop to that level to maliciously steal children from their parents. The Sith are the bad guys and don't care at all nor regret or show remorse for their actions of murdering the parents and stealing the child to train as their new Sith apprentice. The Jedi take in all Force-sensitive children and train and treat them all equally as all children, to the Jedi Order at least, have equal right to be taught in the ways of the Force, and the Jedi don't ever show any favoritism or bias to any one child. The Sith only seek out the absolute most powerful Force-users that're currently in existence in the Galaxy as their apprentices as the Sith viewed power above all things and followed a 'survival of the fittest' philosophy where only the most powerful Sith truly ruled above all others as the indisputable Dark Lord of the Sith.

To get back on track, and here's Dumbles, the guy who just drops a baby on a doorstep in the middle of the night in November and immediately abandons the child at the earliest opportunity and knowingly condemning the child to ten years of straight-up child abuse because, once again, it was all because of what his sacred 'Greater Good' wanted. Dumbles is no Light Wizard, no matter how hard he tries to convince others and himself, he's darker and more evil than even the most evil Sith Lord (Darth Sidious), darker and more evil than the most evil Dark Wizard (Voldy) or the 'supposed' most evil character in Harry Potter (Umbitch).

Dumbles is evil and I don't wanna see at all what he does to try and manipulate Harry through Hermione or just straight-up manipulate and control both Harry and Hermione before he casts them both aside after their usefulness to him has reached its end.

6) I'm sick and tired of reading that Dumbles refers to Toma as 'Mr. Kendet' instead of his rank and title of "Master Kendet." I mean, how hard is it to understand that he wants to be referred to as 'Master Kendet', and yet you keep calling him only 'Mr. Kendet' which is nothing but degrading to him. Toma constantly refers to him as "Professor Dumbledore", obviously acknowledging his position, yet Dumbles can't even refer to him (Toma) in turn by his rank and title. Toma doesn't make Harry call him 'Master' because he owns the boy or Harry's enslaved by him. Harry calls Toma 'Master' because it's a sign of respect to address his teacher as 'Master' is a synonym for teacher in the Jedi Order. So, it's the same as Harry calling, say Flitwick or McGonagall, "Professor" or "Sir" and "Ma'am" as signs of respect for his teachers, instead of him calling them by their first names of "Filius" and "Minerva" to disrespect them. To reiterate once more, Harry calls Toma 'Master' because he's respectfully addressing his teacher, just as he addresses his teachers at Hogwarts as "Professor" or "Sir" and "Ma'am" So really, Harry's just, in a way, referring to Toma as "Teacher" due to him being under Toma's guidance and tutelage, and is NOT owned or enslaved by Toma, so Dumblefuck had better pull his dumbass head outta his wrinkled, frail, old ass and realize that 'Master' equals "Teacher" and it's not that difficult to understand and comprehend. But he doesn't seem to have difficulty with referring to the teachers at the school as "Professor" instead of calling them by their first names, just as they refer to him as "Professor Dumbledore" as well, instead of calling him by his first name. Why the hell is it so difficult to refer to Toma as 'Master Kendet' due to it being his rank and title as a Jedi Master of the Jedi Order, instead of continuing to degrade the gentleman by referring to him as 'Mr. Kendet' which isn't his rank and title or the appropriate way of addressing him, in comparison to Dumbles having no difficulty with being able to refer to any of the teachers at Hogwarts as "Professor"?

What's the level of difficulty and difference between referring to and addressing the two separate parties (i.e. Toma and the Hogwarts Professors) by their appropriate rank and title (Toma) and position (Hogwarts Professors) that the weak, wrinkled, frail, bearded, old man is having trouble with?

I wonder how he'd like it if Toma, the Council, Green Squad, Harry, Hermione, Hermione's parents, and the rest of Hogwarts's students referred to him as "Albus" instead of "Professor Dumbledore" or just "Professor" I bet he wouldn't like it, be upset, and throw a hissy fit about it. Oh well, how do you like it on the other end of the stick, old man?

I'm also tired of him referring to Tank as 'Mr. Tank' and Doc as 'Doctor Silva' respectively, when both of them wanted to be referred to by their names. I mean, Tank's name is just that, it's just 'Tank' as he's a member of Green Squad. But also, Doc's name is just that, it's just 'Doc' as she's a member of, and the team Medic of, Green Squad. Just like Toma, how hard is it for the 'supposedly' wise, brilliant, clever, and powerful old Light Wizard, Ol' Dumbass Dumblefuck, to refer to those two by their actual names, which is what they want?

Note: I get that by the time I'm writing this rant that Dumbles referred to Toma as 'Master Kendet' in Ep II Ch 26, but I know that was just a way for him to try to manipulate, influence, and control Harry through his close connection with his Master. Dumbles didn't refer to Toma by his rank and title out of respect, he did it to be able to get his claws into Harry and to manipulate and control him like a puppet. After all, that's what the evil, manipulative, egotistical chess master and puppet master does best; use everyone around him like chess pawns, only to discard them and cast them off to the side when their usefulness to him has reached its end.

7) Another thing that I didn't care for was the DADA class headed by Lockhart going over Boggarts. That was great for me to see Lupin teach to the class, and not the fraud Lockhart. I can't even take this "competent Lockhart" as you call him, seriously. He's just as much a pain in the ass as he was in the actual book and film. I also wasn't a fan of Harry's Boggart being Toma, instead of being a mirror reflection of himself if he fell to the Dark Side and became a Dark Lord of the Sith, and showing the true inner darkness that resides within The-Boy-Who-Lived. I'm also just annoyed that Harry keeps fluctuating between the Light Side and the Dark Side, and either is showing small slivers of his inner darkness and showing everyone why he's not to be fucked with (of which I hope he did more of), or brushing it off and allowing everyone to walk all over him like he's nothing more than a doormat. If he did have to give in to his rage, hatred, and inner darkness, and unleash the Dark Side, I would've liked it to be aimed at Dumbles and Snivellus.

8) I'm really hoping that down the line Dumbles, Snivellus, Malfoy Senior, Umbitch, Moldyshorts, the youngest Weasley son (Gingersnap), the third Weasley son (Pricky), the Weasley Matriarch, and the Blonde Bigot (Malfoy Junior) get killed so that Toma, the Council, Green Squad, Harry, Hermione, and the Grangers can be rid of them. I don't have a problem with the Twins, William, Charles, and Artie, so they're fine and can stay. I really wish the Star Wars characters would stop bending over backwards and having to take shit from the wizards and witches, and being made to think that they have to cater to the wizards' and witches' every whim. The Jedi, Green Squad, and Harry don't have to take shit from Ol' "Fatty" Hot Fudge, "Toadface" Umbitch, "Def Leppard, Orlando Bloom Legolas rip-off" Malfoy Senior, Ol' Dumb-as-a-motherfucker Dumbass Dumblefuck, or "The Walking Talking Greaseball, Big Nose Nigel Thornberry" Snivellus at all. They could just leave Earth and bring Hermione and her parents with them, far beyond the Milky Way and their reach, never to return. So, I don't get why the Star Wars characters are following orders from the primitive, outdated, and backwards neanderthal wizards and witches, due to the fact that the wizards and witches have no power over them.

9) Another thing that I didn't like, nor was I a fan of, was how, despite the fact that the Jedi have access to all of this power through the Force, as well as Harry, and yet, they don't really even use any of their Force powers. It seems to me that you're taking away a lot of their power and nerfing them as well as the Force to make them inferior to wizards and magic. Despite the fact that the Force is an infinite, unlimited, eternal, all-powerful, all-knowing, and all-present Godly divine cosmic energy field. It's created by all life, as well as creates all life. It binds the universe together. It's a power that requires no outside assistance and can do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. You can just do it by yourself; you don't need anything with the Force. As Yoda said, "Luminous beings are we. This crude matter, we are not."

And I really don't care for your excuse of, "Okay, your next points about the Force being superior to magic. That's a lot of ground to cover. I'm not gonna answer every point you make because most of it can be answered by this observation: Most of what you say magic can't do, the Force can't do either, at least in my observations or knowledge. If there are EU or Infinities stories out there that show these things happening, I haven't read them.

1) - Magic can't bring back the dead. Perhaps the Force can, but it's certainly not the weakest Force-users who could do this, if indeed anyone could at all. I believe they cloned the Emperor in one story, but that was science, not the Force. (Disclaimer, I didn't read that story, so if it was the Force, then okay)

2) - Magic can conjure items, but it's tricky. The Force can conjure nothing, to the best of my knowledge. As to conjured objects being more susceptible to breaking and damage than a natural version, is that from the canon or fanon? I know that's a popular statement in fanfiction, but I don't recall it coming up at all in the actual books.

3) - No resurrection - see bring back the dead above, same answer.

4) - Magic can't conjure food. I've seen no Star Wars story where food, or anything at all, is conjured with the Force, either.

5) - You say the Force can bring living people back from the dead as living, solid flesh and blood. Where did this occur? Certainly not in Canon, where Vader needs a portable iron lung just to stay alive. If they can bring the dead back to life, why not make Vader a new, far less limited body?

6) - I see little to no difference between Force Ghosts and Hogwarts ghosts. They both can supply information, but have limited or no physical contact with the physical plane. They're both pale imitations of life, as Snape said. Besides, according to Episode III, there are no Force Ghosts before Qui-Gon managed to contact Yoda through the Force, and my story is well before that occurred.

7) - No immortality either.

For the EU or Infinities stories, I haven't read them, nor do I have any intention of doing so. Making the Force infinite to the point of being equal to magic would actually break the Star Wars Canon storyline in certain places for me. I have little to no interest in them, aside from whatever books I've read.

In my story, the Force will be portrayed as it was shown in the movies. It can provide enhanced reflexes, telekinesis, limited telepathy, even the ability to see a short way into the future (which is why Jedi have such quick reflexes), but it can't conjure items or food, nor be used for transfiguration, etc."

Well, I can counteract each of those points with saying that the Force CAN do those things.

10) To cover numbers 1, 3, and 5. The Force CAN bring living people back from the dead and resurrect them as living, solid flesh and blood. It happened on multiple occasions in the EU, but I'm only gonna mention two occasions of when that happened to save time and space, as well as get the point across.

Example #1: The ancient Dark Lord of the Sith, Exar Kun, resurrected himself from the dead all by perfectly recreating his living, solid flesh and blood body all through his sheer, raw, pure, and unlimited power through the Dark Side of the Force alone, with no outside help. Riddle, on the other hand, needed a combination of Harry's blood, Pettigrew's right hand at the wrist, Riddle Senior's femur, Nagini's venom, the baby's body that he was inhabiting, and other potions to resurrect himself; meaning that, with all of his magical powers, he was incapable of returning himself from the dead. Exar did that in the Star Wars: The Jedi Academy Trilogy book series, and, once again, he resurrected himself from the dead as living, solid flesh and blood. This means that, not only is Exar Kun infinitely more powerful than Voldy and would instantly and effortlessly murder him in a fight, but also, the Force is infinitely beyond magic and can resurrect a person, including oneself, from the dead as living, solid flesh and blood, while magic can't.

Example #2: Darth Plagueis resurrected Darth Venamis from the dead as part of his greater, extensive research on the Force as well as the Midi-chlorians, all through, just like Exar, his sheer, raw, pure, and unlimited power through the Dark Side of the Force alone, with no outside help. Plagueis actually killed and resurrected Venamis through the Force hundreds of times, so he could experiment with the forces of life and death, but every time, he was able to resurrect Venamis from death, and Plagueis and Exar are NOWHERE near the most powerful Force-users and Force-wielders in the entire Star Wars series. So, those are actual feats of the Force being able to resurrect and bring living people back from the dead as living, solid flesh and blood, as well as being able to empower its users and wielders to be able to perform the same feats. Also, this is from the Star Wars Expanded Universe, the TRUE Official Star Wars Canon, and something that's FAR beyond the Resurrection Stone and Voldy's Regeneration Potion from GoF.

Here's the links to the pages for both Darth Plagueis and Darth Venamis on Wookieepedia:

Darth Plagueis (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Darth_Plagueis/Legends

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Darth Venamis (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Darth_Venamis

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You also don't even seem to know what the difference is between the Force and magic due to the fact that Filchmort essentially used Force Choke to lift Daphne off the floor by her throat, which is impossible due to the fact that, even with Voldy possessing Filch and giving him magical powers, that Voldy isn't a Sith Lord, but a Dark Wizard, and can't use Force Choke due to the fact that one must have a connection to the Force and either be a Sith Lord, a Dark Jedi, or just a Jedi who's tapped into the power of the Dark Side of the Force. Voldy doesn't have a connection to the Force at all and shouldn't be able to use the Force power of Force Choke to choke Daphne due to the fact that he isn't connected to the Force and can't use, as well as doesn't have, that Force power.

I'll reiterate once more, just to get it through to you as loud and as clear as I humanly, possibly can. Filchmort wouldn't be able to choke Daphne with Force Choke in Ep I Ch 15 because Force Choke is a Dark Side Force power that can only be used by a Force-user, and not Dark magic that's used by wizards and witches.

11) To cover number 2 as I've said before, and will reiterate, "I only mentioned Anakin's as well as The Ones of Mortis' power in the Mortis Arc from Star Wars: The Clone Wars 3-D Season 3 (said Arc consisted of Overlords, Altar of Mortis, and Ghosts of Mortis), especially Anakin's use of the Force in 'Overlords' as not only his greatest Force feat, but also the greatest Force feat in the entire Star Wars series (i.e. Expanded Universe and Infinities). But I forgot to mention that, in the same episode, Anakin showed the power of transfiguration as he transfigured The Son and The Daughter from their Gargoyle and Griffin forms respectively, into their humanoid forms.

Next in the second episode of the Arc, 'Altar of Mortis', when both Obi-Wan Kenobi and The Daughter needed a way to either control, injure, or kill The Son to stop him from escaping from the Mortis pocket universe and back into the main Star Wars Universe, The Daughter told Obi-Wan that there was a weapon that could be used against her brother to great effect that could do either of the three mentioned options. Then The Daughter took Obi-Wan to a section of the Mortis Monastery and, with only the smallest gesture (i.e. a small wave of the hand), she conjured the Dagger of Mortis out of nothingness and into existence. So she just showed that the Force could conjure objects out of nothingness and into existence, and she did so with, what Wizardkind would call, "wandless and non-verbal conjuring magic." Obi-Wan also clearly shows the power of conjuration through the Force when he made his stand against The Son while Anakin was engaged in a Lightsaber duel with Ahsoka. Obi-Wan held out his left hand as he conjured the Dagger into his hand, which again shows that a Force-user has the power and can use the Force to conjure objects out of nothingness and into existence, as Obi-Wan also clearly showed.

So there were shown instances of the Force and its users and wielders (through their power and connection to the Force) performing both transfiguration (Anakin transfiguring The Son and The Daughter) and conjuration (Obi-Wan and The Daughter conjuring the Dagger out of nothingness and into existence, respectively). So I think it's safe to say that the Force is shown to be infinite as it clearly showed transfiguring and conjuring powers, as you clearly said the Force couldn't do.

This was my response, of which you intentionally chose to ignore. "This conversation is taken from the Mortis Arc of Star Wars: The Clone Wars 3-D Season 3. This conversation reveals how powerful Anakin is, as well as how powerful the Force really is.

(The Father of Mortis): "My children and I can manipulate the Force like no other, barring yourself and any of your lineage. Therefore, it was necessary to withdraw from the temporal universe and live here as anchorites."

(Anakin Skywalker): "As a sanctuary?"

(The Father of Mortis): "And a prison. You can't imagine what pain it is to have such love for your children and realize they could effortlessly rip apart the very fabric of the entire universe with their power alone. Only you are powerful enough to keep my children from fighting as I never could. Only you yourself, or those of your lineage, are more powerful than we are, and can stop my children."

A Force-user or a Force-wielder could effortlessly squash a wizard or witch like a bug."

12) To cover number 6, and to counteract what you said, and I quote, "I see little to no difference between Force Ghosts and Hogwarts ghosts. They both can supply information, but have limited or no physical contact with the physical plane. They're both pale imitations of life, as Snape said. Besides, according to Episode III, there are no Force Ghosts before Qui-Gon managed to contact Yoda through the Force, and my story is well before that occurred."

Uh yeah, there were Force Ghosts before Qui-Gon became one, and the one I'll be talking about is a very beloved EU character of mine, and part of my childhood when I played all of the Old Republic video games. Ever heard of Revan? In the aforementioned Old Republic video games Revan became a Force Ghost, and that was well over 3,500 years before Qui-Gon became one himself, so there goes your claim of, "there are no Force Ghosts before Qui-Gon managed to contact Yoda through the Force."

Force Ghosts are able to affect the universe around them, should they so choose, due to the fact that, as Force Ghosts, they're released from their bodies and ascend beyond their mortal coil to join with and become 'Truly One' with the Force. In that state of being, they're fully unbound and become more powerful than they ever could've been at their true absolute full maximum Force potential while still bound in their living, mortal bodies of, "crude matter." Their power is, in essence, massively amplified due to their 'limiter', as you might call it, being removed. It's similar to how Johnny Blaze or Danny Ketch from Marvel Comics act as the built-in limiters to Zarathos's power while either of them is bound to the demon as Ghost Rider to control the Spirit of Vengeance's power. Meaning that, should they so choose, the Force Ghosts can unleash their true, unbound Force power on the universe, but they won't, due to the fact that they hold back all of their power. Think of Force Ghosts as even more powerful versions of the full-powered and unbound Pre-Ainulindalë True Form Cosmic Ainur from J.R.R. Tolkien's Legendarium, due to the fact of their refusal to unleash the full power of their Force potential.

Meanwhile, the Hogwarts ghosts can't at all affect the environment around them, so the Force Ghosts have got them beat there.

13) To cover number 4, and to counteract what you said, and I quote, "Magic can't conjure food. I've seen no Star Wars story where food, or anything at all, is conjured with the Force, either." Actually, the Force-users have the power and potential to DO that, but they don't have the knowledge to know HOW to do that with and through the Force. A Force-user like Sidious has all of the power to be ABLE to conjure food and objects, or even transfigure objects, but what he lacks is the KNOWLEDGE of HOW to be ABLE to accomplish those feats with and through the Force.

I mean, in Harry Potter, wizards and witches have to have the KNOWLEDGE of HOW to cast spells, charms, jinxes, hexes, curses, etcetera, as well as HOW to conjure and transfigure objects as well. So, all a Force-user needs is the knowledge to work in tandem with their power; thus combining the power and the knowledge to be able to accomplish those feats. So, there goes your argument, right out the window.

14) To cover number 7, to what you said. The Force can give its users and wielders True Immortality in the form of blue Light Side Force Ghosts and red Dark Side Force Spirits, as well as Darth Plagueis' research on finding the secret to Eternal Life through the Force and Midi-chlorian manipulation (i.e. manipulating the very concept and essence of life itself). That's another argument you just lost.

15) To counteract another thing you said, and I quote, "Okay. You've shown that about five Force-users have shown greater than normal power in the Force. Anakin and Obi-Wan have been described as the most powerful Jedi in the Order, the Emperor was clearly at the top of his game, and the people in the Clone Wars stories that I haven't seen or read you've already described as the greatest Force-users ever. That doesn't show the Force being superior to magic. Eleven-year-old wizards and witches at Hogwarts are taught to transfigure."

So, in your mind, you think that a couple of eleven-year-old wizards and witches wearing robes and carrying sticks that allow them to cast spells, charms, jinxes, hexes, curses, etcetera, as well as conjure and transfigure objects are MORE POWERFUL than a family and race of Nigh-Omnipotent Cosmic Abstract Celestial Force-wielding Gods who're over one billion-years-old, are embodiments of the Force (The Father of Mortis embodies Balance in the Force, The Mother of Mortis/Abeloth embodies Imbalance and Chaos in the Force, The Son of Mortis embodies the Dark Side of the Force/Darkness and Destruction, and The Daughter of Mortis embodies the Light Side of the Force/Light and Creation), and either of them could effortlessly rip apart the entire universe with their power alone, or didn't you pay attention to Anakin's and The Father's conversation?

And no, The Ones of Mortis are NOT as you quote them as, "the greatest Force-users ever.", due to the fact that Anakin is The Chosen One and the only being more powerful than the combined might of The Ones of Mortis which are comprised of The Father, The Mother/Abeloth (although she wasn't present, but it really wouldn't've made much of a difference), The Son, and The Daughter, and made the Mortis Siblings drop to their hands and knees, and was told that he was the only being more powerful than The Father in power. It doesn't even matter if you had the most powerful wizards and witches who ever lived (i.e. the Peverells, Merlin, Morgan, Merwyn, Ekrizdis, Raczidian, Herpo, Gryffindor, Ravenclaw, Slytherin, Hufflepuff, Dumbles, Voldy, and Grindelwald) work together and try to go up against them. The Ones would effortlessly rip them all apart due to their power. So, no wizard or witch would ever be a threat to them or more powerful, due to the fact that Anakin at full potential is above them, and no wizard or witch, not even Merlin, the most powerful wizard to have ever lived, would ever be a threat to him. That's another argument you just lost.

16) Also, here's some more. When was the last time that anybody in Harry Potter used magic to rip open destructive wormhole storms in the space-time continuum, or drained an entire planet dry of life (Darth Sidious did both in Dark Empire with Force Storm and Force Drain, and Darth Vitiate and Darth Nihilus were both able to do that with Force Drain as well in the EU), or allowed somebody to turn the point of an impossible war to an automatic victory for their side (Bastila Shan did that with Battle Meditation), or disintegrated multiple individuals just by making eye contact (Deadly Sight), or even used lightning to such an intensity that the user completely disintegrated their opponent into nothingness (Force Lightning)?

The Force allows you to:

1) Heal injuries and illnesses (Force Heal),

2) Time travel (i.e. time traveling from the present to the past, from the past to the present, from the present to the future, from the future to the present, from the past to the future, from the future to the past, etc.) (Flow Walking),

3) Instantaneously teleport oneself, others, and objects across the Galaxy (Fold Space),

4) Phase through any solid mass, surface, and object (Force Phase),

5) Turn completely invisible so that nobody can see oneself, sense and feel oneself, touch oneself, hear oneself, and smell oneself (Force Blank),

6) Rip open destructive wormhole storms in the space-time continuum (Force Storm),

7) Drain entire planets dry of all life (Force Drain),

8) Turn the point of an impossible war to an automatic victory (Battle Meditation),

9) Disintegrate multiple individuals by merely making eye contact (Deadly Sight),

10) Completely disintegrate opponents into nothingness (Force Lightning),

11) Manipulate matter (i.e. energy, molecules, cells, atoms, photons, etc.) down to the subatomic level,

12) Destroy stars by causing them to go supernova (Supernova),

13) Toss entire starfleets of starships out of orbit,

14) Hold together entire planets or even entire star systems from collapsing,

15) Crush one's opponent or any part of them (i.e. organs, heart, brain, skull, ribcage, etc.), thus killing them (Force Crush),

16) Choke one's opponent to death, or instantaneously snap their neck (Force Choke),

17) Move at massively faster-than-light+ speed and have massively faster-than-light+ speed reaction time down to the yoctosecond (Force Augmentation),

18) Become a being of pure, shining, luminous Force energy and light, and become an avatar of the Force as well as containing the power of the universe within oneself (Oneness, or even Total Oneness),

19) Destroy and purge the entirety of the Darkness from an area across an entire planet or even entire star systems (Wall of Light and Force Light),

20) Completely erase memories from trillions of beings simultaneously (Memory Rub),

21) Create, rip open, manipulate, and close black holes,

22) Precognition, Clairvoyance, and Cosmic Awareness,

23) Astral Projection,

24) Thought Bomb: I'll just leave it at that. Here's the link so that you can check it out on Wookieepedia.

Thought Bomb (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Thought_bomb

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And here are some feats that prove my claim;

1) For #21 about Force-users and Force-wielders being able to manipulate singularities (i.e. black holes), Jedi Master Kyp Durron effortlessly moved a massive singularity (black hole) with his mind, with barely a thought:

"For a moment, the only things in the universe were him, Jaina, and the void. He moved the void, turned it around, and moved it back in the other direction."

- Aaron Allston,

Star Wars: The New Jedi Order: Enemy Lines I: Rebel Dream,

Also, this is how powerful Kyp is among some of the other most powerful Force-users in the entire Star Wars series:

"Luke Skywalker tested Kyp (Durron)'s Jedi Force power potential. What he discovered was the most powerful Force presence he had known since his Masters, Obi-Wan (Kenobi) and Yoda."

- Aaron Allston,

Star Wars: The Essential Guide to Characters,

That shows right there that Force-users and Force-wielders are more than powerful and capable of creating and manipulating black holes against their opponents.

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2) For #17 about Force-users and Force-wielders being able to move at massively faster-than-light+ speed and have massively faster-than-light+ speed reaction time down to the yoctosecond:

"Focusing his energy, he stood completely still for a yoctosecond, and then slashed out, successfully deflecting hundreds of blaster bolts before the firing stopped."

- Jude Watson,

Star Wars: Jedi Apprentice: Special Edition #2: The Followers,

In case you didn't know, a yoctosecond is one septillionth of a second. For context, a yoctosecond is to a second what a second is to 150 billion years. There's no way even the most powerful wizard to have ever lived, Merlin, has reaction time anywhere close to that.

As to why the Jedi were killed during Order 66 and the Great Jedi Purge, despite the fact that they can move at massively faster-than-light+ speed and have massively faster-than-light+ speed reaction time down to the yoctosecond. The Jedi were caught off-guard and were killed during Order 66 because Sidious used and unleashed the full power of the Dark Side of the Force to cloud almost all of the senses of Jedi who weren't powerful enough to fight off his influence, only Yoda at the time was powerful enough to see through the shroud of the Dark Side. The Jedi having their senses clouded and their connection to the Light Side interfered with lowered their perception just enough to let them be caught off-guard and killed.

If the Jedi's senses weren't interfered with, they wouldn't've been caught off-guard and killed, but instead, they all would've survived. Sidious needed to sabotage and cloud the Jedi's connection to the Light Side and senses for them to be killed, otherwise Order 66 would've been all for nothing.

I hope I cleared up that little bit of confusion on your part. That explanation comes from the Official Star Wars Expanded Universe Canon Lore, and I don't care what Disney says about it. The Expanded Universe will always be Official Canon Lore to me. You really have to dig deep into all of the history and lore to fully understand it all to the fullest extent.

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3) For #15 about Force-users and Force-wielders being able to crush their opponents or any part of them (i.e. organs, heart, brain, skull, ribcage, etc.), thus killing them:

"Without laying a finger on her I could crush her throat, or her skull, or burst her heart in her chest. I could effortlessly kill her a billion times over without even breaking a sweat."

- Karen Mill,

Star Wars: Clone Wars Gambit: Stealth,

pages 295-296,

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When was the last time somebody in Harry Potter EVER did anything ANYWHERE close to that? Oh yeah, never. Dumbles never became a being of pure, shining gold, amber, and white light (Oneness, or even Total Oneness), nor has Voldy ever ripped open destructive wormhole storms in the space-time continuum (Force Storm). No Harry Potter character has ever displayed power like that; hell even the most powerful wizards and witches are barely above City Block Level. I think I've made my point, and hope you'll understand that wands, cheap tricks, and lousy incantations are infinitely less than nothing compared to the infinite might of the Force.

17) The Force IS infinite, and I have evidence. From 'Revenge of the Sith' Sidious shouted, "Unlimited power!" as he was attacking Mace Windu with Force Lightning. My next piece of evidence comes from the creator of Star Wars himself, the Great God Emperor George Lucas, who I spoke with on Twitter about whether the Force was infinite or not, and here's what he said during our conversation.

Note: I'm having a hard time copying the link text from the URL, and it won't be pasted along with my "rant" if you wanna call it that. I managed to take a picture of my computer screen with my smartphone, and I've typed out our whole conversation. You can read it if you wanna, or not.

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Thomas Rykowski

TotalOnenessJacenSolo

"Excuse me Mr. Lucas, hi, big fan of your work (before Disney came in and kinda ruined some of it, except for some great Pre-Fakequels material, but it's their fault, not yours), and I was wondering if I could ask you a question? I don't wanna bother you if you're busy."

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George Lucas

AirMonarchLucas

"Hello there. Thank you for your appreciation of the series I created, I'm very happy you enjoy my work. Of course you could ask me a question, I don't mind at all. Also, you're not bothering me at all, and I wouldn't mind answering any question(s) you have. So, please, ask away."

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Thomas Rykowski

TotalOnenessJacenSolo

"I was trying to speak with a fanfiction author who was writing a Star Wars + Harry Potter crossover story, and told them that the Force was infinite while, in comparison, magic in Harry Potter is finite compared to the Force, and, as such, shouldn't be compared to it, equal to it, or more powerful than it. (I mean that magic shouldn't be compared to the Force, equal to the Force, or more powerful than the Force).

I wanted to ask you, the creator of the series, if the Force is truly infinite or not. The author, Mnementh1, claimed that the Force WASN'T infinite, and sent me this message in response. Here's the message. Again, in the message he says that the Force ISN'T infinite, and CAN'T do these things.

Here's the message:

'Okay, your next points about the Force being superior to magic. That's a lot of ground to cover. I'm not gonna answer every point you make because most of it can be answered by this observation: Most of what you say magic can't do, the Force can't do either, at least in my observations or knowledge. If there are EU or Infinities stories out there that show these things happening, I haven't read them.

1) - The Force can't bring back the dead. I believe they cloned the Emperor in one story, but that was science, not the Force.

2) - Magic can conjure items, but it's tricky. The Force can conjure nothing.

3) - No resurrection through the Force - see bring back the dead above, same answer.

4) - Magic can't conjure food. I've seen no Star Wars story where food, or anything at all, is conjured with the Force, either.

5) - You say the Force can bring living people back from the dead as living, solid flesh and blood. Where did this occur? Certainly not in Canon, where Vader needs a portable iron lung just to stay alive. If they can bring the dead back to life, why not make Vader a new, far less limited body?

6) - I see little to no difference between Force Ghosts and Hogwarts ghosts. They both can supply information, but have limited or no physical contact with the physical plane. They're both pale imitations of life, as Snape said. Besides, according to Episode III, there are no Force Ghosts before Qui-Gon managed to contact Yoda through the Force, and my story is well before that occurred.

7) - No immortality either.

For the EU or Infinities stories, I haven't read them, nor do I have any intention of doing so. Making the Force infinite to the point of being equal to magic would actually break the Star Wars Canon storyline in certain places for me. I have little to no interest in them, aside from whatever books I've read.

In my story, the Force will be portrayed as it was shown in the movies. It can provide enhanced reflexes, telekinesis, limited telepathy, even the ability to see a short way into the future (which is why Jedi have such quick reflexes), but it can't conjure items or food, nor be used for transfiguration, etc.'

I'd really like to see your opinion of whether Mnementh1 is telling the truth or not. I'd like to see what you, the creator of Star Wars, has to say about whether the Force is infinite, or not."

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George Lucas

AirMonarchLucas

"Okay, after looking over all that and reading through the whole message, I'll give you my full answer. I'll also point out that the young man who wrote that is incorrect on that basis.

First off, to bring up answers 1, 3, and 5 first. The Force does allow one to be able to resurrect a living being from the dead, bringing them back from the grave.

I didn't have much attention towards some of the EU material that was created outside of my movies, with the exception of Dave's 'Clone Wars' and 'Rebels' series. I didn't agree with every piece of EU material, although I still consider the EU as part of my Canon storyline due to the fact that I approved of all of those stories and I was involved in all of those stories, to an extent, from a certain point of view, for the fans that loved it, and as such, there were some examples of the Force being able to resurrect one from the dead, or allowing a Force-user to resurrect oneself.

The first example that I was aware of, due to the fact that I authorized its use, was when the ancient Dark Lord of the Sith in the story, Exar Kun, resurrected himself from the grave in the Star Wars: The Jedi Academy Trilogy book series from 1994.

The second example that I also became aware of, due to the fact that, like before, I authorized its use, was when it was mentioned in James Luceno's 'Darth Plagueis' book (which was published in 2012, seven years after Revenge of the Sith in 2005) that Plagueis killed and resurrected Darth Venamis through the Force hundreds of times, so he could experiment with the forces of life and death. As well so that it could play a part in his greater, extensive research on the Force as well as the Midi-chlorians, and how to manipulate them to gain Eternal Life.

As for why Sidious didn't give Vader a, as the young man quoted, "new, far less limited body." is because he wanted to punish his apprentice for Vader's failure on Mustafar. The other reason why the Emperor didn't heal Vader was because, if he did, Vader would be fully uninjured, and would surpass Sidious in power. It was always the Force potential of The Chosen One that Sidious always feared, especially in Luke from the Post-ROTJ EU, as he possessed 99% of that power combined with his own immensely powerful willpower.

Next, to bring up answer 2 now. The Force does also allow one to be able to "conjure" objects, or be able to "transfigure" objects. There was an Arc of Dave's Clone Wars series where the characters Anakin, Obi-Wan, and Ahsoka are transported into the pocket universe of Mortis that's located in the very center and heart of the universe, as well as acts as a conduit through which the entire Force of the universe flows through.

Then they meet these beings, these embodiments of the Force, who represent the different Sides and Aspects of the Force, known as, "The Ones." There's The Daughter who embodies the purity of the Force, and both Light and Creation. Then there's her brother, The Son, who embodies the exact polar opposite of the spectrum his sister embodies. He embodies the rancid, impurity of the Force, like a parasitic cancer, as he embodies both Darkness and Destruction. And finally, there stands their father, 'The Father', he calls himself, who embodies both Sides and Aspects of the Force, embodying Balance in the Force. The Father acts as the fulcrum who keeps the Force in balance between his warring children, and tries to maintain a, 'unity' and 'balance' within the Force, as he serves as the Light Gray, Gray, and Dark Gray to The Son's and The Daughter's Black, Dark, and Evil, as well as White, Light, and Good.

Then Anakin is given this test from The Father, and its purpose is to truly prove to The Father if Anakin is really The Chosen One who's foretold in the Jedi Prophecy (or 'The One' of the Mortis Prophecy), or if he's not. When his friends are being held hostage by The Father's children and are at risk of being killed, Anakin reached down inside of himself and drew on the Force potential of The Chosen One, and then, at that moment, Anakin truly proves to not only The Father, but to the audience as well, that he's in fact The Chosen One. When he manipulates the entire Force of the universe and forcibly makes the Mortis Siblings drop to their hands and knees, he displays the ability to "transfigure" or transform the Siblings from their Gargoyle and Griffin forms back into their humanoid forms.

Then in the second episode of the Arc on Mortis, after The Son kidnaps Ahsoka and uses the Dark Side to brainwash her, they head back to the Mortis Monastery to confront Anakin, Obi-Wan, The Father, and The Daughter. Then there's an instant when both Obi-Wan and The Daughter need a way to either control, injure, or kill The Son so they can stop him from escaping from the Mortis pocket universe and back into the main universe. The Daughter then tells Obi-Wan that there's a weapon that they can use against The Son for either of the three options. Then The Daughter takes Obi-Wan to this special section of the Monastery and, with a small wave of her hand, she conjures the Dagger of Mortis out of nothingness and into existence.

Later in the episode, Obi-Wan shows this power of "conjuration" through the Force when he comes forward and stands against The Son while Anakin is engaging in a Lightsaber duel with Ahsoka. Obi-Wan then holds out his left hand and conjures the Dagger into his hand, and this shows that a Force-user has the power to use the Force to conjure objects into existence. Those are instances in the series of users and wielders of the Force being able to perform both "transfiguration" or transformation with Anakin "transfiguring" or transforming The Son and The Daughter during his test from The Father, and the power of "conjuration" with Obi-Wan and The Daughter conjuring the Dagger of Mortis into existence.

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George Lucas

AirMonarchLucas

"I'm sorry, I ran out of space on the last message. I'll continue from here.

Next, to bring up answer 6 now. As I said before, and will quickly reiterate, "I didn't have much attention towards some of the EU material that was created outside of my movies.", but I did authorize Drew Karpyshyn and his team who were working on the 'Old Republic' video games to canonize the fact that the character they created for the video games, Revan, was a Force-user who became One with the Force and a Force Ghost over 3,500 years before Qui-Gon did in Revenge of the Sith.

Force Ghosts are more than capable of affecting the universe around them, should they so choose, due to the fact that they're released from their bodies and ascend beyond their mortal coil to join with and become 'One' with the Force. In that state of being, they're fully unbound and became more powerful than they ever were before when they were still bound in their living, mortal bodies of, as Yoda put it in The Empire Strikes Back, "crude matter." Their power is, in essence, massively amplified due to the limitations of their living bodies being removed. As Yoda said, "Luminous beings are we. This crude matter, we are not."

While the Hogwarts ghosts from Jo's Wizarding World have shown in the film adaptations of her books that they can't at all affect the environment around themselves (as all they do is phase through solid surfaces and nothing more than that). Unlike what the Force Ghosts could do, should they unleash and utilize the full power of their Force potential.

Next, to bring up answer 4 after that. The thing is that Force-users do actually have the power to be able to "conjure" food into existence just as how I explained in response to answer 2 with conjuring objects, but they don't necessarily have the knowledge to know how to perform and accomplish those feats. A very powerful Force-user that I'll use for an example, Yoda, has all of the power to be able to conjure food and objects into existence, or even "transfigure" or transform objects, but, like I said before, "but what he lacks is the knowledge of how to be able to perform and accomplish those feats through the Force."

In Jo's Harry Potter books and the Harry Potter films, her wizards and witches have to have the knowledge of how to cast their spells, or else they won't be able to do anything. Also, they need to have the knowledge to "conjure" and "transfigure" or transform objects. To explain it, in layman's terms, all a Force-user, I'll still use Yoda as an example, needs is the knowledge of how to "conjure" or "transfigure" objects to combine with their power. In essence, they'll have both the power as well as the knowledge to be able to perform and accomplish those feats through the Force.

Next, to bring up answer 7. The Force can give its users or wielders True Immortality in the form of Force Ghosts as Qui-Gon was able to achieve True Immortality through his passing into the Cosmic Force as he explained to Yoda in Season 6 of Dave's Clone Wars series. To reiterate again, in James Luceno's 'Darth Plagueis' book, it covered Plagueis' search for the secret of Eternal Life through his research of the Force, as well as his experiments on Midi-chlorian manipulation."

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George Lucas

AirMonarchLucas

"I'm sorry, I ran out of space again on the last message. I'll continue from there and keep going.

Finally to bring this all to a close, I'll just give my answer to you, Thomas. Yes, the Force is truly infinite, because I created it that way, as it was my intention to do so. The Force is an infinite, unlimited, eternal, all-powerful, all-knowing, and all-present Godly divine cosmic energy field. It's created by all life, as well as creates all life. It binds the universe together. The Force is infinite in my series due to it representing The One God, as I'm a Buddhist-Methodist. And since God is infinite in real life, and the Force represents God, then the Force is infinite, unlimited, and eternal.

The concept of the Force in my series also borrows heavily from Hindu Mythology, which also expresses a belief in a unifying Brahman energy that composes and is a composite of the Universe (and by extension, God), and can be used for either good or evil. In fact, this is particularly similar to the concept of the Potentium and the Unifying Force that exist in Star Wars, which I authorized the canonization of both, in that while the power of the Force can be perverted for evil, it ultimately leads only to a conclusion that is good.

A connection could also be drawn to Zoroastrianism with the duality of the Force, that I borrowed influence from, same with the aforementioned Hindu Mythology. The dichotomy between Ahura Mazda (The One God) and Angra Mainyu/Ahrima (The Evil Spirit, or The Devil) is nearly identical to the concept of the Light and Dark Sides of the Force that I created. Another connection can be drawn is ghosts and spirits; in response to historical Christian philosophies, as well as me being a Methodist, which is similar to Christianity due to its belief of The One God: blue Light Side Force Ghosts resemble God's angels and/or Saints, and red Dark Side Force Spirits (most often Sith Lords) as souls in Hell or even perhaps demons themselves.

Another connection that can be made, and that I also borrowed inspiration from, is towards the historical texts of the Christian and Hebrew religions and how they treated blood: blood is the life source of every living creature, and during temple sacrifices, the Christians and Hebrews made sure to spill as much blood as possible, to 'return' the life-force of the animal back to God. This coincides with the whole concept of the Force in Star Wars; the person's power in the Force is found in the person's blood and the Midi-chlorians that are within those blood cells as well as the rest of the cells in the person's entire body.

In truth, the Force in my series is an amalgamation of many religions, mythologies, legends, tales, folklores, and philosophies, and is intended as a metaphor for spirituality itself. As in real-world spirituality, there is the potential for a 'Light' and a 'Dark' Side in each person as well as the universe at large.

I've also quoted in the past and numerous times of my study of Carlos Castañeda's books, which follow Mexican-Native American teachings that helped, through inspiration, lead to Yoda's description of the Force as an energy force that emanates from all beings luminous in appearance, as was quoted in The Empire Strikes Back. Carlos Castañeda's studies stated that we are all luminous 'eggs' with 'lines of power' that stretch from our bodies and connect us to the overlying 'force of nature' that exists in our universe according to ancient Mexican-Native American Shamanistic tradition. Only those trained in the tradition of the correct Mexican-Native American traditions allow users to 'see' the human's true nature as luminous 'eggs' not the 'crude matter' we all exist as.

The point of the Force is that it's an energy that exists everywhere in the universe. Force-users and Force-wielders can tap into the Force to manipulate the universe around them, and that a Force-user's or Force-wielder's arsenal is far more powerful and versatile than you or one might think.

Magic in Jo's Wizarding World is an internal energy with a finite limit, but the Force is an external life source and cosmic energy field, and is everywhere. It's an external force, not internal magic, and both are absolutely different, as well as completely separate and not the same thing."

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Thomas Rykowski

TotalOnenessJacenSolo

"Wow, that's a lot. Thank you so much Mr. Lucas, for taking the time out of your day to answer those questions, as well as confirming yourself that the Force IS infinite as I thought and knew it to be.

Thank you for creating an amazing story that always finds new ways to amaze me. I really wish I could've seen your Sequel Trilogy, and how you would've done it. I DEFINITELY KNOW that it would've been awesome and SUPERIOR to Disney's. Although Rogue One is the only great movie that they've put out.

May the Force be with you and serve you well, Mr. Lucas."

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George Lucas

AirMonarchLucas

"You're very welcome and thank you for your kind words.

May the Force be with you and serve you well too, Thomas."

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So yeah, Menth. You heard it from the creator of Star Wars himself. The Force IS infinite. Again, another argument you just lost.

As to the author sending this message to me saying, "I'm sorry, but I don't believe you conducted an interview with George Lucas himself for the sole purpose of discussing this fanfiction. I also don't think George Lucas would refer to J.K. Rowling as "Jo". Especially since her first name is Joanne."

If you wanna see the tweets dude, then I'd suggest scouring through George Lucas' Twitter page and hoping that you can find them, 'cause it's been a long time since George and I wrote our tweets, and they're probably buried under about another hundred thousand tweets. As to George calling Rowling "Jo" and everything, let me tell you this...Jo is short for Joanne, which is Rowling's first name. George was just referring to her by shortening her first name to save room with his tweets.

As to you not believing me, denial is part of the grieving process, and when I say "grieving process" I mean you grieving your loss that you've had all of your arguments go up in flames because I've had actual evidence to my claims, while you haven't.

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18) That's another big piece of why I've lost all interest in your stories because I think the Star Wars characters and Harry are just lying down and letting everyone (Dumbles, Snivellus, Malfoy Senior, etc.) walk all over them. In the most recent chapters, I felt upset that Harry was just letting everyone (Dumbles, Snivellus, Robards, etc.) walk all over him, and he just took it like a little bitch without any fight, action, and/or word. Well, I guess all this story is, is just a way for the Star Wars characters to be forcibly bent over, take it up the tailpipe, and made to do the bidding of primitive, backwards neanderthals that wear primitive and outdated robes, pointed hats, and carry sticks, and also live in a primitive, outdated, and backwards world.

First Disney ruins my love of Star Wars by throwing away the EU and making the shitty fakequels fanfiction, and now this makes Star Wars look like it has to do the bidding of another media. I wanted to see Star Wars in this story, but all I got was a watered down, discount, dollar thrift store version of Star Wars that's set in and focuses mainly on the Wizarding World on Earth in the Milky Way Galaxy of the Unknown Regions, while completely ignoring the Known Galaxy.

You had a great idea, but you blew it at this point. I'm taking my favorite and following alerts with me. I was really enjoying the Harmony moments as Harry/Hermione is tied with Anakin/Padmé as my favorite fictional character couple of all time. But this is my stop, and where I get off now. I might as well go stick with Lord Exar Kun and his fics Star Wars: The Arda Campaign and Star Wars: Arda Unleashed, at least he understands Star Wars actually almost as much as George Lucas himself, and perfectly balances the mix of the Known Galaxy of Star Wars and Arda (more specifically, Middle-Earth) of The Lord of the Rings.

So long, Menth. If ever in the future you do something else with AJiDC Episodes III-VII (or Episodes III-VI, since you fused CoS and PoA together in Ep II, instead of having Ep II be CoS, while Ep III would be PoA) and think they're good and worth a look from me, let me know. I might check them out if they truly have Star Wars in them, but also if they're actually "Star Wars + Harry Potter crossovers".

Signing off for the last time to speak with you, this is Jacen. Right now, I'm out.

Note: The author explicitly ruined the Lore of Star Wars with nerfing the Force to the point that Toma couldn't sense Lupin when the latter was hidden by an Invisibility Cloak, despite the fact that it was stated in Star Wars numerous times that Force-users don't need to see everyone around them with only their eyes, but they can sense others through the Force. A few examples are:

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope): "Let go of your conscious self and act on instinct. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them."

Qui-Gon Jinn (Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace): "Feel. Don't think. Trust your instincts."

Toma would've been able to sense Lupin through the Force and know that he was there. He should've announced to Lupin that he knew the latter was there and that Lupin should just show himself. Toma also would've scolded Lupin for spying on himself and Harry.

Next, the timeline and the military of the Old Galactic Republic (which is now the Galactic Republic), including Green Squad and the Republic Troopers:

First off, since this story takes place during a period of time where Yoda is the Grand Master of the Jedi Order and the Sith are in hiding and thought to be extinct, then this means that the story takes place after 1000 BBY of the Galactic Standard Calendar which was when the Sith were thought to be wiped out, the end of the Seventh Battle of Ruusan, and the Ruusan Reformation being put in place.

Something that doesn't add up is that the Galactic Republic is still using the Republic Troopers and still has a military, despite the fact that, after the Ruusan Reformation was put in place, the Republic demilitarized its military and armed forces, meaning that there's no way that Green Squad would be sent to Earth, due to the fact that the Republic has already long since demilitarized its military.

See these links that refer to the Ruusan Reformation, the year 1000 BBY, the Galactic Standard Calendar, and the Seventh Battle of Ruusan from Wookieepedia:

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Ruusan Reformation (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Ruusan_Reformation

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1000 BBY (Expanded Universe):

wiki/1000_BBY

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Galactic Standard Calendar (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Galactic_Standard_Calendar

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Seventh Battle of Ruusan (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Seventh_Battle_of_Ruusan

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Next, is how the members of Green Squad: Commander Dameron, Red Sarge, Blue Sarge, Blaze, Shooter, Rev, Tank, Beast, Wings, Blondie, Doc, Ice, Trance, and Meilo were absolutely nerfed and made to just be a team of disposable, expendable, cannon fodder:

When I began reading the first half of Ep II Ch 8 and saw (in my mind's eye) Green Squad deploying from the Moon and into combat I became excited, as I thought that there was FINALLY gonna be some really great action after all of the slow progression, and I could hardly wait to see how much ass Green Squad was gonna kick in the future chapters of Episode II. Instead, all I got was a whole bunch of Green Squad getting neutered and castrated as they really didn't do much of or anything at all, but were, instead, treated like they were nothing but a team of useless, disposable, and expendable cannon fodder; which is nothing but disrespectful to the Republic Troopers.

The Republic Troopers were an elite fighting force of the Old Galactic Republic Military in the Expanded Universe and were almost as good as the standard Clone Troopers that were used by the Galactic Republic over a thousand years later in the Clone Wars. The author even said that Green Squad was a Republic Special Forces Division team when they were first shown and mentioned in Ep II Ch 8, and the Republic Special Forces Division were the elite of the Republic Troopers and only the best Trooper could be part of them, as well as the Republic Special Forces Division being the elite of the elite of the Republic Military and being the absolute closest soldiers in comparison to the standard Clone Troopers out of every other class of soldier in Galactic History. Although, in comparison, even the best Troopers of the Republic Special Forces Division, Havoc Squad, were still MASSIVELY outclassed by the more elite Clone Trooper units such as the Null-class Advanced Recon Commando ARC Troopers (who were the best and most elite Clone Troopers ever created by the Kaminoans), the Alpha-class Advanced Recon Commando ARC Troopers, and the Clone Commandos such as Clone Force 99 (also known as the 'Bad Batch'), Delta Squad (I love Star Wars: Republic Commando with a passion and it'll always be Official Canon to me), Omega Squad, etc.

See these links that refer to the Republic Troopers, the Republic Special Forces Division, and Havoc Squad:

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Republic Trooper (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Republic_trooper

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Republic Special Forces Division (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Republic_Special_Forces_Division

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Havoc Squad (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Havoc_Squad

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Also, see these links that refer to the Clone Troopers, the Clone Commandos, Clone Force 99, the Alpha-class Advanced Recon Commandos, and the Null-class Advanced Recon Commandos:

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Clone Trooper (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Clone_trooper/Legends

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Clone Commando (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Clone_commando/Legends

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Clone Force 99 (Canon):

wiki/Clone_Force_99

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Alpha-class Advanced Recon Commando (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Alpha-class_Advanced_Recon_Commando

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Null-class Advanced Recon Commando (Expanded Universe):

wiki/Null-class_Advanced_Recon_Commando

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But in Episode II, all Green Squad did was get their asses kicked. I think that them getting taken down so easily by the Basilisk and the Gorgons was just sheer stupidity and not understanding how to write them and what their capabilities were. The Republic Troopers were able to contend on equal ground with the Sith Troopers of the Sith Empire from the EU who were just as well trained as they were, and not only that, but the Republic Troopers were also skilled enough to temporarily and momentarily hold their own against fully trained Sith Lords when they fought against them alongside their Jedi Generals. And yet, in Episode II, they weren't even able to put up even a decent fight against the Basilisk and the Gorgons, and were, instead, easily petrified and/or killed by them as if they were nothing, despite the fact that a Sith Lord would effortlessly be able to kill the Basilisk and all of the Gorgons in infinitely less than an instant, and these were the beings that the Republic Troopers and the Republic Special Forces Division teams like Green Squad are able to hold their own against.

Not only that, but also Green Squad, like Toma, the Jedi High Council, and Harry, are also forced to bend over backwards to the whim of the old, bearded, Master Manipulator. They only just arrived at Hogwarts and Dumblefuck had the nerve to start making demands and pushing them around to obey orders from him, despite the fact that the Troopers were there to examine and provide medical aid to Toma, follow any orders and be placed under the direct command of Harry, and to offer assistance to hunt down, find, and kill the Basilisk.

The old man also thought it best to threaten Commander Dameron and his team that if they did anything that he didn't like that they'd have a 'reckoning' also known as him attacking them. Commander Dameron should've told Ol' Dumb-as-a-motherfucker that, since they were soldiers of the Galactic Republic and were almost representatives of the Republic while on Earth, if he threatened them, attacked them, or tried to push them around, then it'd be the same as him threatening, attempting to attack, and attempting to push the Republic around, which would mean that he'd be declaring war on the Republic and, as a result, would be starting a war between the Galactic Republic and the Wizarding World; more specifically, the British Wizarding World, and it'd be a war that the Wizarding World could never hope to win.

There was also the mention of Dumblefuck becoming irritated with Green Squad not moving fast enough, and that he would only tolerate their presence at Hogwarts for so long before he either tried to threaten them, attack them, push them around, or try to throw them outta the school. Here's the quote from AJiDC Ep II Ch 8 that proves my claim as evidence. As written right here:

"So far, the Troopers had accomplished nothing, and there was only so long Dumbledore would tolerate their presence."

Of which I have to say: "Give them a fucking break and cut them some fucking slack, old man! They've only just started working on the job and it'll take time for them to show some results. They're really great soldiers and are professionals at their jobs, but they're not fucking miracle workers, and at least they're fucking checking around the school trying to find the damn thing. Maybe if you allowed them to affix some explosives and blow open some of the lower levels of the castle below the dungeons for them to look around in to investigate, instead of just sitting around on your wrinkled, old ass, sucking on your lemon drops, jerking-off thinking about Grindelwald naked or going down on you and sucking your dick, and pretending everything's all hunky-dory, then maybe you'd have better results. At least Green Squad are trying and actually putting in effort; can't say the same about you, since you're doing n-o-t-h-i-n-g, NOTHING!"

Another thing that was stupid that the author did, that, this time, ruined the canon of the Harry Potter books and live-action adaptation films, was that he wrote that there were Gorgons that lived in the Chamber of Secrets with the Basilisk and worshiped 'Her' as their 'Queen', despite the fact that there were no Gorgons that were in the Chamber with the Basilisk and it, actually instead, lived in the Chamber by 'itself' or 'herself'. Again, that's another break in the pre-established material of both Star Wars and Harry Potter; this time with Harry Potter as the latter after Star Wars as the former.

Something else to add is what's next to come in Episode III, which is most likely gonna have something to do with the Goblet of Fire and the Triwizard Tournament (since the author fused CoS and PoA together in Ep II, instead of having Ep II be CoS, while Ep III would be PoA, which means that Ep III is gonna be GoF) and I'll talk about it right now to get it outta the way.

Obviously I know during the Third and Final Task of the Triwizard Tournament Harry will be teleported by the Triwizard Cup Portkey to the cemetery in Little Hangleton, and it's there that Ol' Voldy Moldyshorts will have Pettigrew take some of Harry's blood to add to the Regeneration Potion to bring Voldy back, but that happening in the crossover won't make any sense at all.

I'll lose it if Voldy gets access to Harry's connection to the Force and Force powers because of Pettigrew using Harry's blood to bring Voldy back, because Force-sensitivity and Midi-chlorians can't be transferred to another being through blood transfusion.

It was even stated when Count Dooku tried to use the blood from Jedi Master Sifo-Dyas to keep General Grievous alive and give him Force-sensitivity, and Dooku said that the attempt was a failure as Force-sensitivity and Midi-chlorians couldn't be transferred to another being, especially a non-Force-sensitive. But as a result, it didn't work as the Midi-chlorians disappeared from the blood cells and Grievous received no Force-sensitivity.

The only TWO ways that a non-Force-sensitive being can gain Force-sensitivity and become Force-sensitive in the Official Star Wars Expanded Universe Canon Lore is by either:

1) Drinking from the Font of Power or bathing in the Pool of Knowledge, which are both immensely powerful Force Nexuses that are concentrations of the Force with the Font of Power containing a powerful connection with the Dark Side of the Force and the Pool of Knowledge containing a powerful connection with the Light Side of the Force.

2) If a Force-sensitive being uses Essence Transfer to transfer their spiritual Force essence into the body of a non-Force-sensitive being and to possess said being, as well as being able to still use their Force powers and abilities while possessing their new body.

Other than those only TWO exceptions in the entire Star Wars series, it's completely impossible for a non-Force-sensitive being to gain Force-sensitivity from transferring Midi-chlorians through a blood transfusion into their body as, again, the Midi-chlorians would disappear from the blood cells and the non-Force-sensitive being would receive no Force-sensitivity as they'd only have the blood cells in their body and not the Midi-chlorians that were within those blood cells that would allow them to connect with the Force and gain Force-sensitivity.

That's gonna be another break in the pre-established Official Star Wars Expanded Universe Canon Lore that'll show that the author doesn't at all know what the fuck he's doing.

I'm very protective of the TRUE Official Star Wars Lore due to the fact of what those stupid, suit-wearing fucking hacks at Disney did to Star Wars.

I wish that Disney and Evil Emperor Mickey had done the Original Trilogy's Golden Trinity well with the respect they deserved from the beginning, instead of just shitting not only all over them in the fakequels shitty fanfiction, but all over the entire Star Wars Expanded Universe. They just ABSOLUTELY HAD TO shit all over the beautifully, perfect written and created Expanded Universe of over forty+ years of material that included the perfect, masterpiece, micro animated television series of Star Wars: Clone Wars 2-D by Genndy Tartakovsky, as well as all of the books, comic books, graphic novels, and video games, and, instead, sweep it all up, throw it in the metaphorical trash, call it Non-Canon Legends to the Star Wars series, and decide to start all over again from the beginning and scratch!

(Upcoming mini rant inside of the big rant)

All I have to say to that reckless, stupid, and selfish stunt by Disney is, "Fuck you Disney, you stupid motherfucking retarded cocksuckers! I CAN'T fucking believe you dumbasses would throw all of that beautiful storytelling out the window! I mean, for fuck's sake, you guys were literally in possession of and sitting on top of a metaphorical infinite gold mine and treasure trove of ideas that you could've made into tons of movies and tons of television series! Not only that, but you could've still created and implemented the great parts of the Pre-Fakequels Canon into the EU. But noooooooo!...you had to think you were Mr. All-High-And-Mighty-Bigshot-Disney and made the decision to throw it all away, and not even listen to the fans, but you didn't even care Disney, 'cause all you cared about was the money!"

Those stupid suit-wearing fucks at Disney were so fucking retarded that they got rid of the EU along with all of the amazing characters that people loved and cared about such as Ben Skywalker, the Solo Trio, Mara, Revan, Bastila, Malgus, Kyp Durron, Malak, Classic Thrawn, Classic Darth Bane, Zannah, Classic Darth Plagueis, Vitiate, Tahiri Veila, Pellaeon, Fordo, A'Sharad Hett, Vestara Khai, Exar Kun, Galen Marek/Starkiller, Durge, the Null-class ARC Troopers, Alpha-17 and the Alpha-class ARC Troopers, Classic Delta Squad and Classic Clone Commandoes (although the Canon Delta Squad and Clone Commandoes from TCW 3-D including Gregor were still awesome), etc! But instead, Disney thought it was a great idea to throw away all of that, and instead try to create their own version of the EU, which was practically a one hundred percent failure! They might've gotten lucky and cracked out a few gems, but clearly not enough to save their asses from getting fucking ripped to shreds!

Disney just whipped out their dick and pissed all over the Post-ROTJ EU, and even had the guts to create and bring in characters to replace the original EU characters, which pissed the living fuck outta me and every other Star Wars Expanded Universe fan! I never asked for Ben Swolo at all, because I already had Jacen Solo who was the grandson of Darth Vader that turned to the Dark Side, and the reason why I love him and not the imposter Ben Swolo, is because Jacen's fall actually made sense and was shocking at the same time!

Swolo's turn didn't make any motherfucking sense, nor did it have the shock of the fact that the grandson of the now redeemed Anakin Skywalker followed in his late grandfather's footsteps, fell to the Dark Side of the Force, and became a Dark Lord of the Sith! I and every other EU fan in the world knew Jacen ever since the second book of Timothy Zahn's original Thrawn Trilogy book series, Star Wars: Dark Force Rising (the original EU Thrawn Trilogy is what the Sequel Trilogy of VII, VIII, and IX should've been by the way), and we followed his whole life through Dark Empire, The New Jedi Order, and all the way up to the final book of Legacy of the Force (Star Wars: Legacy of the Force: Invincible)! So by the time in LOTF that Jacen swears his allegiance to the Dark Side, the Sith, and Lumiya's teachings, we've seen all the shit that he went through and why Jacen became Darth Caedus! His turn seemed natural and organic, like it was planned out over a long time, but it was pulled off perfectly with how the authors; Aaron Allston, Karen Traviss, and Troy Denning; wanted it to go!

Swolo on the other hand was introduced so late in the game that there was no build-up or development to fully flesh him out! He just shows up with a black hooded robe and matching black full-headed mask/helmet, ignites a red-bladed Lightsaber, shows off a few Force powers, tries to sound intimidating with how his mask/helmet changes his voice, and beheads a random guy! Then later on in the movie he just starts having a tantrum fit for no reason other than immaturity, something that Caedus never would do since he'd have to be so pissed off by his officers' insubordination to finally lose his shit and lash out! After that he tries and fails miserably to torture his prisoner, and when trying to extract information from her, he gets his metaphorical ass handed to him on a diamond platter as she goes through his mind and rips his ass to shreds as she tells him that, no matter how hard he tries, he'll never be anything like or live up to Darth Vader! Finally about fifteen or so minutes to the end of the movie, he gets his literal ass handed to him by the same girl who's now wielding Anakin's and Luke's Lightsaber and who also easily beats the shit outta him, despite the fact she'd never even held a Lightsaber before, yet she makes him her bitch like before! The dude honestly was just an absolute fucking joke with how he got his ass handed to him not once, but twice, by a girl who'd never used the Force, had no Force training, never held a Lightsaber, and had no Lightsaber combat training! Caedus would effortlessly eat this twerp imposter for breakfast!

Essentially my point of what I'm trying to say is that Disney didn't care at all about the fans' love of Star Wars, and only saw money, money, and more money, instead of just trying to tell a story, make great movies, and please the fans by making them happy and giving them what they wanted! Instead they just shit all over the development of characters that had already been created, i.e. Luke, Leia, and Han! Oh my fucking God, I could rant all about that until I'm purple in the face and pass out due to asphyxiation, because that's how badly Disney fucking punched me in the gut and fucked the characters over!

I'm only gonna mention and talk about Luke because he's my favorite of the three (he's also my second favorite character in the entire Star Wars Expanded Universe series after Anakin/Vader).

What the fuck were you thinking Disney, you stupid suit-wearing motherfuckers?! When I think of the badass character of Luke Skywalker, I think about the guy from ROTJ who literally spit in Sidious' face and made the badass declaration of, "Never. I'll never turn to the Dark Side. You've failed, Your Highness. I'm a Jedi, like my father before me." Essentially telling Sidious that although the Emperor might've manipulated Anakin to the Dark Side that he'll fail to turn Luke, no matter what he (Sidious) tries to do! It showed the overwhelming willpower that Luke possessed and that's what truly scared Sidious (although he didn't show it on the surface in the movie or Novelization, George Lucas confirmed that Luke was the ONLY person that Sidious ever feared in an interview at a convention), was that Luke would never be twisted by whatever manipulations he (Sidious) could concoct, and that combined with his overwhelming willpower, Luke also possessed nearly all of the vast Force potential of The Chosen One, and that dangerous combination was what truly scared Sidious!

After Endor in the EU, Luke was able to restart the Jedi Order by creating his own new, perfected Order by combining all of the best parts from the Je'daii, Gray Jedi, Pre-Ruusan, and Post-Ruusan Orders! He had a hand in destroying the Reborn Emperor once and for all along with the Dark Empire! He also oversaw the training of all three of Leia's and Han's children, trained Kyp Durron, destroyed another Sith Lord in the form of Exar Kun, turned Mara Jade to the Light Side as well as trained her, married her, and conceived a son (Ben Skywalker) with her! But he also fought in the remainder of and helped end the Galactic Civil War, fought in the Yuuzhan Vong War and killed the supposed Yuuzhan Vong Supreme Overlord, Shimrra, while in a state of Total Oneness with the Light Side of the Force, killed the Dark Lady of the Sith, Lumiya, in combat, defeated the Grand Lord of the Lost Tribe of the Sith, Gavar Khai, in one-on-one combat, and vanquished Abeloth when even the combined might of The Ones of Mortis (The Father while in his prime, The Son, and The Daughter), couldn't defeat her!

But when Disney bought Star Wars and Lucasfilm LTD they just decided to just throw out all of the great achievements that Luke did, and instead turn him into a scared, lonely, old man living in exile who just keeps wallowing in his self-pity of "Poor me, poor me, poor me." Oh, just pour me a drink and shut the fuck up! Luke showed in ROTJ that he'd never give up on his father no matter what Obi-Wan or Sidious told him about Anakin/Vader. In his eyes he still saw the good man inside Vader like what his mother knew was still there, and Luke never gave up on Anakin and right to the bitter end he told his father that he (Luke) knew there was still good in him (Anakin)! But in TLJ he immediately tries to kill Swolo in his sleep when he (Luke) sensed the Dark Side in him (Swolo)?! FACEPALMS I honestly can't fucking believe Disney thought that was a great idea, I mean this is supposed to be Luke-fucking-Skywalker, you know, the greatest Jedi of all time ever in existence, and they have him do that reckless and stupid stunt?! Well why don't you just have it turn out that the Sith were ACTUALLY secretly the good guys who were hiding away in the shadows from the Jedi, who themselves were ACTUALLY secretly the bad guys and were an Order of terroristic, brainwashed space monks, knights, and samurai while you're at it Disney!

I mean Luke was the one who said that, "No one's ever really gone." and there was still good in almost everybody, other than Sidious and a bunch of others! Luke never gave up on Vader and still saw the good in him, but with Swolo he just sees a little darkness in the dude, and his (Luke's) best decision is to kill Swolo in his sleep and everything'll be all right after that?! What the actual fuck, Disney?! That's something that a fucking Sith Lord like Sidious or Zannah would do, not what a Jedi, especially one of Luke's caliber, would do at all! Disney did you fucking seriously try to half-ass copy James Luceno's masterpiece novel 'Darth Plagueis' and instead insert Luke into Sidious' place, or did you fucking stupidly mix Luke and Sidious up?! Luke by this point is the most powerful Force-wielder in existence (second overall if Anakin lived, wasn't injured, and achieved his full potential), and are you telling me, Disney, that Luke didn't sense the Dark Side at all in Swolo until that very moment?! What in the name of actual fuck's sake are you fucking doing, Disney?!

Luke should've instantaneously sensed the Dark Side in Swolo and, instead of trying to cut down the dude, try to bring Swolo back over fully to the Light Side and undo any of the influence that Snokey had over Swolo in an actually intelligent way and manner! That, Disney, is what you dumb, greedy, suit-wearing fucks should've done there, instead of turning the Great Luke Skywalker into a retarded, fucking idiot with that brain-dead, half-assed fucking idea!

*Cracks neck to both sides while rolling shoulders to pop and release tensions*

Ahhh, that's much better. I really needed that rant to get all of that off my chest and lift that weight off my shoulders.

1) I kinda have to admit that I kinda like how Disney introduced the new concept of the Kyber Crystal, and how they did it with the idea that the Kyber Crystals start off clear and they change color depending on the characteristics of the Jedi that they chose. I really like that concept, and it's one of the things and new changes I ACTUALLY love from Canon. However, I didn't like the fact that ALL of the Kyber Crystals in the Known Galaxy are clear. I actually prefer the idea in the EU where Kyber Crystals can also be found in colored forms like how Adegan Crystals, Corusca Gems, and Krayt Dragon Pearls were in already colored forms. I actually think Disney should've combined those two concepts together where clear Kyber Crystals, while still exceedingly, incredibly rare as was mentioned in TCW 3-D, are actually considered to be the common variety of Kyber Crystals, while the colored variants of Kyber Crystals were the more exceedingly rare. I also don't have a problem with some of the Jedi in the EU using synthetic Lightsaber Crystals, since I see it as them improvising and using a temporary replacement of a real Lightsaber Crystal until they could acquire a real one, tune themself to it through the Force, and insert it into and use it in their Lightsaber. I definitely think they should've left that idea alone by the way.

I also think that Disney should've also combined the concepts of Sith creating synthetic red Lightsaber Crystals in laboratories and using the Dark Side of the Force to 'Bleed' the Kyber Crystal and change it to a red color. The reason why I think the two concepts could be combined, co-exist, and compliment each other is that a Force-user who's been trained completely as a Sith can use a synthetic red Lightsaber Crystal since they never acquired a real Kyber Crystal on Ilum like a Jedi would. However, if a Jedi turned to the Dark Side and became a Sith Lord they'd already have such an attuned connection to their Lightsaber Crystal, that to replace it with a synthetic Crystal would be more of a handicap than an improvement, since they'd already created a connection to their Crystal, and that connection was what allowed them to fight at their best with their Lightsaber.

So, instead of replacing their Kyber Crystal, the now newly christened Sith Lord would channel all of their hatred and negative emotions into the Dark Side, and they would then in turn use the Dark Side to corrupt their Kyber Crystal and cause it to Bleed thus allowing it to change to a red color.

And one more thing to bring up and say while I'm talking about Lightsabers. I like how Disney created their own Canon version of the Protosaber that was shown in the Secrets of the Empire VR experience. I really liked how it looked like an ancient metal-bladed sword, but also possessed some qualities that hinted towards/foreshadowed the Lightsaber that we Star Wars fans all know and love. Especially with how it had some Force energy that was around the outline edge of the blade. However, again I think Disney should've combined the already existing ancient Lightsabers of the EU with their own ancient Lightsabers. For instance, I think they should've had the origin and history of the Lightsaber start off with the Forcesaber used by the Rakatan Infinite Empire, then while the Je'daii and the Jedi that came after them were using Force-imbued metal-bladed swords, the Sith had created the Canon Proto-saber which it itself was followed by the EU Protosaber that the Sith used to combat the Jedi. The Jedi would then recreate the Protosaber for themselves to fight back against the Sith on even ground.

After some time has passed with the Jedi and Sith still locked in combat, and with the Protosaber becoming a risky, double-edged weapon what with its reliance on an external power source and vulnerable power extension cord, the Jedi decide to settle on a weapon of similar design to the Protosaber, but doesn't require the external power source of the former. Enter the First Lightsaber that was shown as an initial concept art design in the 'The Art of TLJ' book (which I saw on Google Images), the one that was made from some metallic components, wood, vines, and had an exposed blue Kyber Crystal sticking out of the top of the weapon. The Jedi are then able to use the Force to ignite the Kyber Crystal allowing the plasma blade to emerge from the Crystal, and they use the Force to contain the blade so that the heat doesn't burn through and destroy the 'hilt'.

After even more time passes the Jedi finally create yet another new weapon that combines the traits, qualities, and functions of the Protosaber and the TLJ First Lightsaber, and they create not only the TRUE ancestor of the Lightsaber, but also the very first ever Lightsaber ever, in the form of the 'First Blade'. The rest is pretty self-explanatory if you get what I mean. If Disney had done the origin and history of the Lightsaber like that, or just left the EU alone and added their own Canon ideas into the EU, then I would've been very happy and not pissed off with Disney and wanting to beat them into oblivion until my knuckles are bruised and bleeding for stupidly throwing away the entire EU.

2) I absolutely REFUSE to acknowledge TFA, TLJ, and TROS as Canon at all! I see the fakequels shitty fanfiction as a pathetic charlatan of the Star Wars Expanded Universe, and nothing more than that. The only and I mean ONLY good parts of the fakequels that I consider as Canon are Ahch-To with the mural and concept of the Prime Jedi, Exegol, the First Order's TIE Fighter and Star Destroyer/Star Dreadnought designs, BB-8, the Battle of Jakku (although I'd like it to be just a pretty major battle, and not the end of the Galactic Civil War. In my eyes, the GCW ended with the Caamas Document Crisis of 19 ABY), Jakku itself, the concept of the Wayfinder and the Wayfinder itself, the Canon New Republic's/Resistance's T-70 and T-85 X-Wing starfighters, etc. Those are the only things I like and believe are the only good things from the fakequels, and that's it, nothing else in those trashy movies are good when compared to the former mentions.

I think that a lot of what I mentioned was featured in the Fakequels could be integrated into the EU, and I'm gonna explain why with a few of them. The first I'm gonna tell you is the idea of Ahch-To and the Prime Jedi. To start with that, I think the Prime Jedi should've been a former member of the Je'daii Order who still believed that the Light Side and the Dark Side should be used in conjunction with one another, and when they (could be a male or a female) created the Jedi Order, they believed that the Jedi should find balance in the Force with both the Light and Dark like their Je'daii predecessors.

After leaving Tython, the Prime Jedi feels a presence through the Force and pilots their ship into the Unknown Regions that's close enough to the Western Rim of the Known Galaxy. After the journey, the Prime Jedi arrives at the new planet of Ahch-To and lands their ship on said planet.

After entering the coordinates and location of the planet into their ship's Star Chart database, the Prime Jedi creates the very first ever Jedi Temple and Library, thus founding the Jedi Order that Star Wars fans all know and love. The Prime Jedi takes multiple students and trains them to become Jedi Knights who themselves become Masters by training their Padawans to become Knights as well, and the Prime Jedi themself becomes the first ever Jedi Grand Master with their (Prime Jedi's) first students, now Masters, making up the first ever Jedi High Council.

Skip ahead about thirty-five years later and, after the death of the Prime Jedi, their (Prime Jedi's) first and greatest student, Awdrysta Pina, ascends from second-in-command to become the new Grand Master. Besides the point, Master Awdrysta Pina as the new Grand Master, decides that the Jedi should fully immerse themselves in the full power of the Light Side of the Force and sever any connection that they have to the Dark Side. After a few more years, the Jedi leave Ahch-To to return to the Known Galaxy and build five new Jedi Temples. The first Temple on Tython which was the planet of origin of the Je'daii Order, the second on the planet Ossus along with the Great Jedi Library which they fill with all of the texts, scrolls, and manuscripts that they brought with them from Ahch-To, the third on Ilum where Jedi Younglings would take part in 'The Gathering' to acquire their Kyber Crystals to construct their Lightsabers, the fourth on Jedha (the 'Temple of the Kyber'), and the fifth on Lothal. The Jedi Temple on Coruscant would follow afterwards as the sixth Temple in the Galaxy, and the main Temple used by the Order for the rest of its existence before Order 66 and the Third Great Jedi Purge.

The rest of the story can continue the same way it did in the EU, what with the Order settling on Ossus and training the next generation of Younglings and Padawans at the Temple, Xendor's Legions of Lettow, the First and Second Great Schisms, the Hundred-Year Darkness, and finally with Ajunta Pall and the Dark Jedi Exiles who would become the first ever Dark Lords of the Sith being exiled to Korriban, thus creating the Sith Order who would haunt the Jedi for the next twenty-five millennia.

I don't want you to think because of how harshly and venomously I'm talking about Canon that I ABSOLUTELY hate every single solitary little thing about it. That couldn't be further from the truth there. There are some really amazing things that were created in Canon, however, they're only in the Pre-Fakequels Canon. All of the great parts of the Pre-Fakequels Canon are Rogue One, The Clone Wars 3-D (Season 7 is considered only Canon while Seasons 1-6 count as both EU and Canon), the 'The Bad Batch' series, Rebels, the 'Rebels' sequel series, Fallen Order, Darth Vader Immortal, Secrets of the Empire, The Mandalorian, Canon Battlefronts I and II when they use Pre-Fakequels material, all of the Pre-Fakequels books, and all of the Pre-Fakequels Star Wars Marvel Comics (especially Star Wars: Darth Vader: Dark Lord of the Sith written by Charles Soule) (as long as they're not at all connected to the Fakequels or Aphra in any way).

Again I think Disney could've integrated pieces of Canon into the EU when it could work, and if they did it at the right time they would've made a lot of fans happy instead of pissing them off. A piece of Canon that would've complimented the EU perfectly would've been Rogue One working with Star Wars: Dark Forces and the original Battlefront II. It'd happen right after the prison riot incident with the Jedi prisoner and his Rebel allies where the Death Star plans are beamed off the station all the way to Polis Massa. Now, instead of the Rebels succeeding in beaming the plans off Polis Massa, Darth Vader and the 501st reacquire the plans and, when Vader makes his report to the Emperor, Sidious orders Vader to have the plans transferred to and placed within the Imperial Archives building on Scarif for safe keeping.

Now you have Jyn Erso who informs the Rebel High Command of the sabotage her father, Galen Erso, did to the Death Star's external superstructure, and she tells Bail and Mothma that the plans would show the Alliance the exact location of the vulnerable weakness of the Death Star. She suggests that they should try to reacquire the plans so that they could commence an attack on the Death Star before it's fully operational, but is shot down when everybody present says they already failed the first time to acquire the plans, and this second attempt would just be complete and utter suicide. So, just like in the masterpiece of the movie, Jyn, Cassian, and the rest of the Rogue One team disobey orders and go acquire the plans just like how it happened in the actual movie. At the end, the plans are handed off to Leia aboard the Tantive IV and they escape through hyperspace like in the movie. However, their hyperdrive is damaged in the escape and Vader and his forces are able to use Hyperspace Tracking to calculate their trajectory, but they receive the Tantive IV's exact location via their spy on the ship, the silver-plated Protocol Droid from A New Hope who, in the EU, was a spy planted by Vader himself. That would've been perfect to lead right into A New Hope with that amazing combined story idea.

But yeah, I'm still pissed off with the Fakequels part of Canon because of how they fucked up all of the beautiful lore that the EU created.

Now I might be a little late, but I'd like to speak about the series finale of Star Wars: The Clone Wars 3-D and how THAT series is MY Star Wars. Oh my fucking God, that ending man, that ending. I haven't felt cold, shivery chills run down my spine and had goosebumps all over me since I left the theater after seeing Revenge of the Sith back in 2005. That, Kathleen Kennedy, you stupid bitch, is how you motherfucking do Star Wars, instead of shitting all over it with your stupid, sexist, biased, and feminist SJW movement woke leftist mob cancel culture shill me too agenda propaganda political bullshit. God bless the Great God Emperor Dave Filoni, may his greatness be shared with and experienced by all.

I was on the edge of my seat watching how it was all coming to an end, and it was both beautiful and sad at the same time. I don't really think I was ready to say goodbye to TCW 3-D, and it feels like I've lost my very close best friend. Now we finally got to see what happened during the Siege of Mandalore while Anakin and Obi-Wan went to Nelvaan, then to the LiMerge Power headquarters building on Tythe during Labyrinth of Evil, and finally to rescue Palpatine during the Battle of Coruscant which already went the way it did from CW 2-D. Rex's struggle to fight against the bio-organic inhibitor chip and not hurt Ahsoka almost ripped all my guts out, and it really showed the level of their close friendship as well as his unwillingness to turn against her. Dave Filoni you sir deserve to be President of Lucasfilm LTD, not that dumb bitch Kathleen. You Dave, are truly what the Star Wars community, fandom, and fanbase needs. Somebody who cares about the series and characters, and wants to tell an amazing story that billions love.

Again to reiterate; the only Star Wars I love are the Prequel and Original Trilogies of Episodes I-VI (the TRUE Skywalker Saga), Rogue One, nearly the entire Expanded Universe (except Star Wars: The Crystal Star) (especially Timothy Zahn's original EU Thrawn Trilogy book series, Dark Empire, The New Jedi Order, etc.), Clone Wars 2-D (Tartakovsky), The Clone Wars 3-D (Filoni), the 'The Bad Batch' series, Rebels, the 'Rebels' sequel series, The Mandalorian (of which I'm glad I'm illegally pirating and downloading the entire series of along with the 'The Bad Batch series, Rebels sequel series, all seven seasons of TCW 3-D, and all four seasons of Rebels for free, due to the fact that I ain't giving those greedy suit-wearing fucks at Disney shit), Darth Vader Immortal, Secrets of the Empire, Fallen Order, Classic Battlefronts I and II, Canon Battlefronts I and II when they're not using fakequels material, the Pre-Fakequels (except The High Republic, The Acolyte, etc.) Canon, all of the Pre-2012 video games, and the Pre-Fakequels Marvel Comics comic books (especially Star Wars: Darth Vader: Dark Lord of the Sith written by Charles Soule (as long as they're not at all connected to the Fakequels or Aphra in any way).

My 'Official Star Wars Expanded Universe Canon Lore' is comprised of nearly the entire Expanded Universe (except Star Wars: The Crystal Star), George Lucas' Sequel Trilogy and his fourth Trilogy after that, Star Wars Theory's Darth Vader fan movie saga, and all of the Pre-Fakequels Canon material (i.e. the material that has nothing to do with the shitty fakequels fanfiction material those idiots at Disney plopped outta their ass), as The Mandalorian and Battlefront II (2017) (when they're not using the shitty fakequels material) are the only pieces of Post-ROTJ Canon Lore that I love and can be implemented into and combined with the Post-ROTJ EU.

All of the other shitty fakequels fanfiction material by Disney should be forgotten, along with Kennedy, Hidalgo, Dyer, Abrams, Johnson, Weinstein's former personal assistant, Chapek, and Iger.

19) Next is a breakdown explanation of the comment I made when I said to the author why, when faced with a powerful Force-user as his opponent in an all-out bloodlusted death battle, Dumbles would get effortlessly murdered by his opponent in a ROTFLMFAO effortless murder curbstomp by my favorite Star Wars and favorite fictional character of all time ever, Darth Vader.

"Oh yeah, where are Dumbles's High Complex Multiverse Level+ feats?…Oh wait, Dumbles doesn't have any.

Darth Vader as Anakin Skywalker was a High Complex Multiverse Level+ being due to his feat in the Mortis Arc of Star Wars: The Clone Wars 3-D Season 3 with him throwing The Son (the embodiment of the Dark Side of the Force) and The Daughter (the embodiment of the Light Side of the Force) around as easily as walking through air.

True Total Oneness Mortis Gray Force-wielder Anakin Skywalker (Expanded Universe) with the age, mastery, skill, knowledge, and experience of The Father of Mortis (Expanded Universe) who's young, in his prime, fully uninjured (has all four of his limbs and tissue), and at his true absolute full maximum Force potential is the most powerful Force Adept, Force Being, Force Entity, Force God, Force-user, and Force-wielder of all time ever in existence in the entire Star Wars media series (Expanded Universe and Infinities).

I mean, he's LITERALLY The Chosen One of the Force and the child of the Force.

He was the literal child of the Force, he was born purely out of the Force with no father and was conceived purely by the Midi-chlorians. Think about it for a second, just for a single second. Half of his very being is pure, raw, luminous Force energy. He was half of the aforementioned energy source since, in the Official Star Wars Expanded Universe Canon Lore, the Force is his father. The Force is an infinite, unlimited, eternal, all-powerful, all-knowing, and all-present Godly divine cosmic energy field. It's created by all life, as well as creates all life. It binds the universe together. It's a power that requires no outside assistance and can do ANYTHING and EVERYTHING. You can just do it by yourself, you don't need anything with the Force. As Yoda said, "Luminous beings are we, this crude matter we are not."

He was the only being more powerful than The Father and The Mother/Abeloth to fully subdue The Mortis Siblings, and The Father even stated that he himself or either of his children were capable of effortlessly destroying and ripping apart the entire universe. Abeloth is on par with them, meaning she's High Complex Multiverse Level+ as well. Anakin subdued not one, but TWO High Complex Multiverse+ busters simultaneously and made them drop to their hands and knees like they were his bitches.

Anakin's son, Grand Master Luke Skywalker from the Star Wars Expanded Universe, also effortlessly destroyed Abeloth after making her his bitch, just like his father did to her adoptive, "children."

Vader wins this. Get the hell outta here with this bullshit, please man, it hurts my brain that somebody like you has the intelligence of a tater tot.

PS. Force Choke CAN'T be blocked by the Protego Shield Charm because it's not a physical threat. The Force flows through everything, including other energy sources, meaning that it could phase through Dumbles's Shield Charm and instantaneously snap the old fart's neck like a twig. There's no way Dumbles could avoid or stop his neck from being broken with Force Choke, nor can he fight after his neck's been broken and his organs, heart, brain, skull, and ribcage are crushed into non-existence with Force Crush.

You haven't answered my question yet. If Dumbles is so powerful where are his High Complex Multiverse Level+ feats. Oh wait, I don't know if you already know this or not…HE DOESN'T HAVE ANY! Also, he has killed someone. He killed his own sister, Ariana, because his brother, Abe, got in a fight with his "lover" and everything. I know he did it and my girlfriend knows it. Ariana's blood is on his hands forever.

1) Darth Vader as Anakin Skywalker was a High Complex Multiverse Level+ being due to his feat in the Mortis Arc of Star Wars: The Clone Wars 3-D Season 3 with him throwing The Son (the embodiment of the Dark Side of the Force) and The Daughter (the embodiment of the Light Side of the Force) around as easily as walking through air.

He was the only being more powerful than The Father and The Mother/Abeloth to fully subdue The Mortis Siblings, and The Father even stated that he himself or either of his children were capable of effortlessly destroying and ripping apart the entire universe. Abeloth is on par with them, meaning she's High Complex Multiverse Level+ as well. Anakin subdued not one, but TWO High Complex Multiverse+ busters simultaneously and made them drop to their hands and knees like they were his bitches.

Anakin's son, Grand Master Luke Skywalker from the Star Wars Expanded Universe, also effortlessly destroyed Abeloth after making her his bitch, just like his father did to her adoptive, "children."

Think about it, to display immense power like that showed that he was more powerful than the combined might of The Ones of Mortis. The Ones of Mortis consist of The Father of Mortis (Balance in the Force), The Mother of Mortis/Abeloth (Chaos and Imbalance in the Force), The Son of Mortis (the Dark Side of the Force/Darkness and Destruction), and The Daughter of Mortis (the Light Side of the Force/Light and Creation) and are all High Complex Multiverse+ busters by themselves. Anakin was more powerful than not one, not two, or three, but FOUR High Complex Multiverse+ busters.

This conversation is taken from the Mortis Arc of Star Wars: The Clone Wars 3-D Season 3. This conversation reveals how powerful Anakin is, as well as how powerful the Force really is.

(The Father of Mortis): "My children and I can manipulate the Force like no other, barring yourself and any of your lineage. Therefore, it was necessary to withdraw from the temporal universe and live here as anchorites."

(Anakin Skywalker): "As a sanctuary?"

(The Father of Mortis): "And a prison. You can't imagine what pain it is to have such love for your children and realize they could effortlessly rip apart the very fabric of the entire universe with their power alone. Only you are powerful enough to keep my children from fighting as I never could. Only you yourself, or those of your lineage, are more powerful than we are, and can stop my children."

2) Mother Talzin isn't a member of The Ones of Mortis. Sidious wasn't even using his Force Lightning at full power because Talzin wasn't fully worth his time. He took down Yoda and Mace who make Talzin look like a child. Mace might've looked like he was having a hard time with her because he was trying to hold back from killing her. If he wasn't holding back, then Talzin would've been dead. Yoda and Mace each would be making Dumbles sing 'God save the Queen' in the afterlife in infinitely less than an instant.

3) Dumbles's Disillusionment Charm wouldn't work, because as Qui-Gon Jinn and Obi-Wan Kenobi said;

Qui-Gon Jinn (Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace): "Feel. Don't think. Trust your instincts."

Obi-Wan Kenobi (Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope): "Let go of your conscious self and act on instinct. Your eyes can deceive you. Don't trust them."

Vader wouldn't need to see where Dumbles is to reach out with the Force and snap his neck with Force Choke or simultaneously crush his organs, heart, brain, skull, and ribcage with Force Crush.

Vader could also sense Dumbles's presence of where he's teleporting to with Apparition and speedblitz to that area with his Lightsaber ignited and wait for Dumbles to rematerialize, and impale himself on the Lightsaber blade.

4) Vader would just speedblitz the old fart. Dumbles wouldn't be able to keep up without breaking his hip. Vader could move at massively faster-than-light+ speed and have massively faster-than-light+ speed reaction time down to the yoctosecond. There's no way Dumbles could keep up with or even lay anything on him.

So yeah, you lose. Check and mate there. Thank you for playing. And if you still think Dumbles is all that…let me see his High Complex Multiverse Level+ and Omnipotence feats, if there are any. Of course there aren't. He's just a weak, frail, and wrinkled old man with hair and a beard that're too long, who wears a flamboyant bathrobe that's so bright Helen Keller goes colorblind and a pointed hat, and carries a stick. No way is that weak old fart a match for the Dark Lord of the Sith.

I pointed out that all Vader has to do is instantaneously snap Dumbles's neck like a twig with Force Choke or instantaneously crush Dumbles's organs, heart, brain, skull, and ribcage into non-existence with Force Crush. Darth Vader clearly has the superior power, feats, evidence, and statements, while Dumbles has none of those. How's Dumbles gonna fight if his neck is snapped like a twig or his organs, heart, brain, skull, and ribcage are crushed into non-existence? Oh wait, he can't, because he'll be dead from that happening, thus making Vader the winner. Dumbles can't fight against Darth Vader if he's instantaneously turned into a cold, dead, lifeless corpse due to his neck being instantaneously snapped like a twig with Force Choke or having his organs, heart, brain, skull, and ribcage instantaneously crushed into non-existence with Force Crush.

When was the last time Dumbles could move at massively faster-than-light+ speed or have massively faster-than-light+ speed reaction time down to the yoctosecond? Oh yeah, never.

When was the last time Dumbles showed High Complex Multiverse Level+ power and feats? Oh yeah, never.

Star Wars is clearly superior due to the fact of how powerful the characters are. Darth Vader, like all other Force-users and Force-wielders, draw their power from a more powerful and infinite energy source than Dumbles and other wizards and witches do. For crying out loud, the comparison doesn't even exist. The Force is clearly the victor and superior because the Force is infinite, while magic is finite. Infinite beats finite.

You keep saying that Dumbles has, "all of this power", so where are all of his High Complex Multiverse Level+ and Omnipotence feats? Oh wait, he doesn't have any. Nowhere in the official books and their live-action adaptation films has he ever shown power at all even close to that level. Darth Vader has from the Mortis Arc of Star Wars: The Clone Wars 3-D Season 3. All of what I'm saying is backed up by feats, evidence, and statements from the creator of Star Wars himself, George Lucas.

Darth Vader is clearly the winner due to the fact that he has superior power, feats, evidence, and statements. He has evidence of how powerful he is and also that he's capable of performing those feats, and the statements back up the evidence of his power and feats. Dumbles has none of that. He has no evidence, feats, or statements that put him at that level of power. He has no evidence of him performing any feats on Vader's level with his magical powers from either the official Harry Potter books or the live-action adaptation Harry Potter films, nor does he have any statements that back up any evidence of his magical powers being anywhere even close to Darth Vader's level, power, and feats.

You're just a butthurt, whining Potterhead who can't comprehend or even bear to see Dumbles lose and get killed in a fight so easily. Dumbles isn't walking away from this alive in his flamboyant bathrobe that's so bright Helen Keller goes colorblind. No, he's gonna die against the pure, raw, and unlimited power of the Dark Lord of the Sith and the Dark Side of the Force.

Darth Vader is gonna walk away with the Elder Wand to add to his collection of trophies from all of his past victims and enemies he murdered, get into his TIE Advanced, and fly back home to the Galaxy Far, Far Away, while Dumbles's corpse is gonna be left to rot and decay as punishment for being stupid enough to think that he could stand a chance against The Chosen One of the Force and the Dark Lord of the Sith."

20) Next is a breakdown of all of the reasons why the old, bearded, pedophilic, Master Manipulator, Ol' Dumb-as-a-motherfucker Dumblefuck is a horrible piece of shit and why people shouldn't forgive this monster for all of the evil that he's done, and especially the reasons why I hate him and will never forgive him.

I'll also point out a lot of the flaws with the Harry Potter books and films that make up the 'Harry Potter Wizarding World'.

I've been a Harry Potter fan for as long as I can remember. I started reading the books after a friend made me a deal that I could stop reading after the first two chapters of 'Philosopher's Stone' (I'm American). They said I had to read the first two chapters, since the first alone wasn't that long. After that, I was hooked, and I read the first three books in less than two days. I've been a Harmony shipper since PS. I was among the legions of pissed off fans when HBP came out, and it got worse with DH. I've never been a fan of the youngest Weasley male, or the Matriarch, or the third Weasley son. The twins, William, Charles, and Artie were okay, although I wish Artie would seriously learn what certain Mundane objects were, and the pronunciations. Never liked Weasley at all, he was a waste and reminded me too forcefully of the jock assholes in high school for me to ever like him. His ONLY useful quality was chess, and that only was worth a shit in PS. And him getting the "Hermione Trophy" as he considers her, pisses me the fuck off to no end. So HBP and DH don't exist at all as far as I'm concerned, and I'll hate and never forgive Rowling for the rest of eternity.

Dumbles was just a weird and DEFINITELY creepy old guy in Books 1-3 to start with. In Book 4, I got a lotta hints that things were really off, which went into a full blown Red Alert when Book 5 hit. After that, he's a manipulative old piece of fucking shit that needs a nice, slow, merciless ass kicking and then be thrown bodily off the Astronomy Tower to his death.

I'm a Harry and Hermione shipper to the very end, and proud of it. To hell with HBP and DH! Go fuck yourself and fuck off Rowling!

The thing I hate about Dumblefuck is that he's either senile to the point of throwing him into a padded room with a straight jacket, or he's more evil than Ol' No Nose Voldy could ever hope to be.

But first, the reason why I hate the youngest Weasley son equally as much as the third son, the Matriarch, Dumbles, Snivellus, Voldy, Fatty Hot Fudge, Umbitch, Malfoy Senior, Malfoy Junior, etc.

I'm unable to tolerate Hermione getting put anywhere near the walking, talking garbage disposal. Weasley had done nothing but abuse, belittle, and hurt Hermione for all seven years because of her intelligence, hardworking, and caring nature while hypocritically USING that same intelligence, hardworking, and caring nature to help him with his homework or his own wants and needs. He did nothing but USE and ABUSE her and even in the last book he was still just as immature and uncaring of her feelings and well-being as he was in the first. He always put himself first in direct contrast to the very definition of love - where you put the happiness and well-being of the one you love before your own. Granted, Hermione was far from perfect but she NEVER intentionally tried to hurt anybody unlike Weasley's own vicious verbal assaults against her where he knew and intended for it to hurt her. I reiterate, Weasley was abusive and dismissive of Hermione and her feelings in EVERY book. So, why in the hell would this intelligent young woman suddenly be so stupid as to even date much less marry such an asshole?

I can only guess that it was that bitch Rowling trying to insert a little realism in that Hermione's lonely childhood (similar to Harry's) because of her intelligent and assertive nature combined with seven years of Weasley's put-downs and abuse had destroyed her own self-esteem so badly that she figured that Weasley was the best she could hope for. She had been reduced to absolutely zero self-respect and thus gave herself over fully to her abuser.

The whole situation is utterly ridiculous for books directed at children and teens. It tells them that shallow and abusive relationships are perfectly normal and a sound basis for lifetime relationships, even though it's fucking stupid. If that pairing (instead of Harmony) was Rowling's idea of an ideal fantasy romance then I know her real-life experiences were stupid shit if that disgustingly shallow, abuse-ridden pairing was the best she could imagine. The epilogue of Book 7 proved that the ENTIRE story of Harry Potter was a tragedy to the bitter end and remained tragic for the rest of their lives.

The epilogue should've ended with Harry and Hermione Potter taking their three children (James Sirius, Remus Neville ('cause I wouldn't stand him and Hermione naming the kid after Dumblefuck and Greaseball Snivellus), and Lily Luna) to Platform Nine and Three Quarters. That's how it went in my head and heart fan canon, and fuck Rowling.

It's really sad that by the end of Book 7 we learned that Harry was no "great wizard" or really even a hero at all. He was just a naïve boy/teenager brainwashed and manipulated by Dumbles into suicide for a cause. It proved no different than any other child brainwashed and manipulated by religious extremists (almost always Islamic) into strapping explosives to themselves and blowing themselves up along with, "the enemy." After all, in those adults' minds, it too is for, "the greater good." I hope you'll excuse my extreme disgust with any adults using children in a war and knowingly setting them up to die. It's an ultimate evil to use a child like that, no matter what the cause or reasons may be, and it DEFINITELY makes Dumbles every bit as much a monster as Voldy.

OotP, Chapter 37, Dumbles to Harry:

"Five years ago you arrived at Hogwarts, Harry, safe and whole, as I had planned and intended, well - not quite whole. You had suffered. I knew you would when I left you on your aunt's and uncle's doorstep. I knew I was condemning you to ten dark and difficult years."

HBP, Chapter 3, Dumbles to the Dursleys:

"He has known nothing but neglect and often cruelty at your hands."

"The magic I evoked fifteen years ago means that Harry has powerful protection while he can still call this house 'home'. However miserable he has been here, however unwelcome, however badly treated, you have at least, grudgingly, allowed him houseroom."

What Dumbles did was no different than kidnapping an African-American infant and forcing the poor child onto a family of Ku Klux Klan supporters with a threat to provide the child a home. Harry received the same treatment you'd expect for that poor child assuming (s)he wasn't killed outright, don't you think? Sure, he survived, but as nothing more than a horribly abused slave of the Dursleys. It was stated clearly that Harry's abuse was physical as well as mental and emotional. There was mention of Petunia striking him over the head with a hot frying pan in the kitchen as well as Vernon's comment about nothing being impossible to 'beat' out of the "freak" implying that beatings were common. Then of course they also encouraged Dudley's 'Harry Hunting' and attacks on the, "freak."

Dumbles could've done something to ensure that Harry's childhood wasn't dark and difficult but instead chose not to and, in doing so, he proved that 'dark and difficult' childhood was, in fact, precisely what he really wanted Harry to suffer through. The Wizarding World is full of charms and potions compelling particular behavior. It would've definitely been preferable and much happier for both Harry and the Dursleys if Dumbles had at the very least used a Compulsion Ward or Charm to ensure Harry was at least accepted, if not loved, by the Dursleys. After all, his living with them was deemed by Dumbles to be necessary regardless of them clearly not wanting Harry. Thus he proved, by forcing Harry upon them, that they lacked any real free will in the matter; that what they wanted was unimportant, anyway, in the much greater need for Harry's safety. (Dumbles's Howler to Petunia, "REMEMBER MY LAST!" when the Dursleys were about to throw Harry out along with prior statements scattered throughout earlier books proved that Harry's residence with the Dursleys was coerced upon the Dursleys in some way by Dumbles). So why then didn't he take the added step to ensure Harry grew up well, since the Dursleys' free will didn't matter to him anyway? In fact, his coercion absolutely ensured the Dursleys would take out their resentment and hatred upon Harry. It was abundantly clear that he fully intended Harry's suffering through an abusive and enslaved childhood because he needed the boy (and prophesied weapon) meek, weak, and fully obedient to easy control by adults.

After all, Dumbles fully admits that he knowingly subjected Harry to more than a decade of abuse and enslavement by his relatives with no such effort to ensure Harry's well-being. Is it any wonder that Harry trashed the old bastard's office afterwards (and I don't blame him)? It might be confusing to some, how later, Harry did a 180 and was again "Dumbles's man" despite the evil Dumbles knowingly inflicted upon him. But all that was needed to fully regain and seal Harry's loyalty was Dumbles paralyzing and forcing Harry into watching the old bastard intentionally martyr himself. He was dying already, but was careful not to tell Harry that. He made Harry believe that he sacrificed himself to protect Harry and thus forever sealed Harry's zealous loyalty. It's a tactic called "martyrdom" and it's been used to seal complete and zealous loyalty to a cause or person very successfully for more than a thousand years by cultists and also historically by Islamists. It was also the very fate he had planned for Harry - to die as a martyr.

I strongly encourage everyone to read up on the subjects of brainwashing children, the effects of neglect and abuse on a child's personality, and also children brought up in cults with figures and followings (such as Dumbles was in the Wizarding World). Only then could you truly understand how horrific of a monster Dumbles really was in not only what he did to Harry, but also how he used his position as Headmaster of the premier wizarding school in Britain to ensure generations of children's (and later adults') awe of him and belief in his apparent goodness and infallibility. That belief allowed him to do virtually whatever he wanted under the Sun (ignoring laws at whim and even enslaving the infant hero of the Wizarding World to hateful and abusive Muggles) with little or no question from anyone. The only one who would've questioned Harry's placement was conveniently thrown in prison without a trial by Crouch Senior of the DMLE and Bagnold of the Ministry, with the ASSISTANCE of Dumbles as the Chief Warlock. He admitted that he gave the DMLE, "evidence that Sirius Black was the Potters' Secret-Keeper" to ensure Sirius was sent to Azkaban. This is interesting since any such evidence would have to've been fabricated or exaggerated by Dumbles since, not only was Sirius NOT the Secret-Keeper, but according to the canon, Dumbles himself actually cast the charm to 'hide' the Potters. It was later revealed that it was the 'Fidelius Charm' that hid the Potters, so Dumbles would've most definitely known who was the real Secret-Keeper. It's a very stupid and very corrupt judge that sends people off to life-imprisonment and torture (Dementors are torture) without a trial. It was awfully convenient that the ONLY suspected Death Eater that was mentioned to've been sent to Azkaban without a trial just so happened to be the legal guardian of Harry Potter and Dumbles's only obstacle to control of the prophesied weapon. Especially when known and confirmed Death Eaters walked away free and were cleared without effort by Dumbles to ensure justice for them either.

Also, particularly take note of the effect and effectiveness of isolating a child that's been exposed to extreme trauma - limiting their access only to an environment of people who hate and abuse them with the sole outside "friendly" contact and source of information being the one person who wants to control them. He ordered Hermione to cut off all contact for "security" reasons but there was NO reason whatsoever Hermione couldn't've remained in contact via phone or Muggle mail or that the Order guards couldn't've passed messages on for him at Grimmauld Place - EXCEPT that it would've given Harry other people he could trust and rely upon in his time of need. Dumbles couldn't have that. He needed complete control over Harry and so he blocked Harry from ALL other outside "friendly" influence except his own when Harry needed Hermione most in order to keep Harry dependent on him.

In essence all of this proved Dumbles to be much like a Wizarding World equivalent of Charles Manson (a complete fucking nutjob, if you ask me) or perhaps closer to being like Jim Jones (another complete fucking nutjob) with a touch of mafia behavior in ensuring obstacles to his plans are, "out of the way." The sole difference being that instead of getting his followers to murder for him like Charles Manson and Voldy had done, Dumbles instead got them to die for him and his cause like Jim Jones. Harry and so many others essentially committed suicide at Dumbles's mere "asking". Anyone up for some Kool-Aid? Do you deny that Dumbles could've convinced a significant number of people in the Wizarding World (especially many of the children) to drink? (If you're not familiar with the reference, google "Jonestown" and brace yourself should you choose to view any of the images because, trust me, they're fucking sick and I hope Jones is burning in Hell).

BOTH Dumbles and Voldy fought what's called a "proxy war" where they used others (cultish followers mostly, though, in Harry's case, he was simply a kidnapped and brainwashed child) to fight and die for them. BOTH of them manipulated, used and endangered, or outright sacrificed the lives of others, often innocents and children - without those people's knowledge or informed consent. Just because one's ends may be deemed noble doesn't mean that such evil methods are acceptable to reach those ends. The moment you commit an act that evil, you are evil, regardless of the 'supposed' aims you committed the act for. Why is it to be any more tolerated for Dumbles and the "Light" to commit such atrocities than the "Dark" that're doing it? In fact, Dumbles always hypocritically used that very argument to discourage anyone from using lethal force against the Death Eaters, but yet all of his own actions and intentional inaction proved equally vile and evil in result, if not intent. It was the philosopher, Nietzsche, who said, "He who fights monsters should see to it that, in the process, he does not become a monster. And when you look into an abyss, the abyss also looks into you." Knowingly enslaving an innocent one-year-old infant to fifteen years of hatred and cruelty as a means of shaping that child's personality for easier influence and control is but only the tip of the proverbial iceberg. How about discouraging his followers from properly defending themselves but rather, instead, let the enemy kill them? His complete insistence upon stunning and releasing torturers, killers, rapists, and terrorists only allowed them to be revived or released to later go off to torture and kill someone else. Something that's far more evil than putting down the rabid cat for what it is before it could hurt someone else. Note how the Malfoys among others were walking free at the end of DH despite the murders and tortures they'd done. How many others've since then likely been tortured and killed by them in the intervening nineteen years before the epilogue? Dumbles operated under the premise that the lives and well-being of everyone else, particularly future victims, are unimportant compared to his belief in giving infinite second chances of redemption and repentance to killers, torturers, rapists, and terrorists, who're all people who don't at all desire or want redemption and repentance. Many good people died unnecessarily all thanks to Dumbles's cult of personality.

I think the most telling difference between Dumbles and Voldy though, was that Ol' No Nose's followers had the choice whether or not to serve him. Dumbles, on the other hand, kidnapped an infant boy and then conditioned (brainwashed) him through years of slavery and abuse followed by manipulation into suicide for Dumbles's cause. In other words, Moldyshorts's followers had a choice while Dumblefuck enslaved innocent children into his service. You can't get much more vile and despicable than that. Ultimately Harry Potter was nothing more than a poor kid that was kidnapped and brainwashed by the "good guys" into being a suicide bomber. (I'd compare Harry to Jason Bourne, but Harry had absolutely no choice in the matter and no special training or preparation beyond the brainwashing to die for everyone else).

By the end of DH there's a huge amount of suffering, blood, and death on Dumbles's hands (as much as or even more than on Voldy's and his Death Eaters') for his usage of others and refusal to use his own power (magical and political) to truly stop any of them from harming or killing others. It's a lot like a cop that chooses to stand by and merely watch while a scumbag guy rapes and murders an eight-year-old girl - refusing to help for whatever his own personal reasons. Who's the bigger monster? The sick fuck doing the raping and murder or the person who's taken on the title, position, and responsibility - trusted by all to protect the victim - but instead refuses to do so as the girl's raped and murdered without a care? Dumbles even went so far as to not only protect such monsters from being rightfully killed in self-defense or justice, but even worse invited such monsters into a school full of children. Equally as horrific was knowingly enslaving children to hateful monsters as a means of brainwashing and control. Not just the Dursleys, but also Snape. Ask yourselves about the "coincidence" of the only long-term Professor being outright abusive of Harry who just so happened to be "promoted" to teaching Harry's best magical subject the year Harry would've left his influence in Potions class because he failed to meet the minimum grade Snivellus required. It was blatantly clear that Dumbles used Snivellus to keep Harry abused and beaten down while at Hogwarts and away from the Dursleys' abuse. Harry was never given a reprieve from the bullying and abuse because that's what Dumbles wanted and needed in order to shape him into a martyr who believed his own life had no value and was better to sacrifice for others more deserving of life and happiness.

That's what disappointed me most about the canon. Ultimately, Harry was revealed to've never been a hero at all. Instead he was nothing more than a severely used and abused victim, kidnapped as an infant from his legal guardian and brainwashed into his role of suicide for Dumbles's cause. Those who read the books should heed its hidden warnings against adults in positions of authority over children exploiting children for their own purposes and ideals, and the use of children in wars by adults.

I think the excuse of, "Dumbledore, who has made some bad mistakes, is doing his best to rectify them.", is just a cheap cop-out/get-out-of-jail-free card for the old man. He made dumb mistakes and how he tries to rectify them, he does a pretty piss-poor job at that. When given the opportunity to fix all his mistakes, he just uses that as an open door to make the same damn mistakes all over again, or make new ones as well. He clearly makes the dumbest decisions I think a human being could make, my new girlfriend even wonders if he's just flat-out stupid.

It's stupid and annoying as all fucking hell when he keeps constantly saying that he's made "a lot of mistakes" and that they were "an old man's mistakes" over, and over, and over again. No, you dumbass old idiot, what you did weren't an old man's accidental mistakes...what you did was fully and completely intentional. A wise being (Yoda) once said, "Lessons learned too late, mistakes are." and that a mistake is only an accidental mistake when you don't know what the outcome'll be in the future and feel horrible about the action that you took, and actually are sympathetic about your regret and guilt, not lying to others only to save and cover your own ass. However, if you intentionally know what the outcome's gonna be...then it's not an, 'accidental mistake', it was an intentional, deliberate action, regardless of what the outcome would be following the action taken and made, meaning that the person didn't fucking care.

If mistakes were cookies, then Oprah Winfrey would still be fat as all hell like she was still on hiatus.

I once accidentally spilled my orange juice all over the floor at the kitchen table because I was distracted by watching the TV, THAT was an accidental mistake because I didn't know the outcome of me spilling the juice because I thought I wasn't distracted and was aware enough that I wouldn't knock over my glass when I was putting it down on the table.

Accidentally stepping on someone's foot in a dark movie theater, that's a mistake.

Intentionally setting up a teenage boy to martyr himself through intentional, sacrificial suicide and only being raised in an abusive household just to die as a sacrificial lamb scapegoat for slaughter, that's DEFINITELY NOT a mistake, and is the work of an evil, heartless, and black-hearted monster.

Dumb-as-a-motherfucking-door Dumblefuck can lie all he wants that he actually cared about Harry and was only doing the best that he could to protect him...but I know that's complete and utter bullshit, and can perfectly, clearly, see through the old bastard's lies. He wanted Harry to completely weaken Voldy Moldyshorts after destroying all of his Lucky Charms Horcrux prizes, get killed in the process in the final battle of the war, and Dumblefuck would step in and kill the completely weakened Voldy once and for all in front of the entire Wizarding World, thus taking all the fame, glory, and credit himself for vanquishing the two most powerful Dark Wizards of modern times (Voldy and Grindelwald) (and two of some of the most powerful wizards to have ever lived), which would cement his fame in the history books and have him arrogantly and egotistically declare himself to be the most powerful wizard and most powerful user of magic to have ever lived to the entire Wizarding World (supposedly thinking himself to be more powerful and greater than Merlin and even surpassing Merlin).

Dumblefuck was a lying fucking piece of shit ever since the first book and film when, at the end when Harry was in the Hospital Wing, he told Harry, and I quote from the book, "I shall not, of course, lie", and yet all the fucking old man does is lie throughout the rest of the entire book and film franchise. Just like Krazy Kuntleen Kennedy, the way to know when Dumb-as-a-motherfucking-door Dumbass Dumblefuck is lying is when he opens his fucking mouth, just like with knowing when KKK is lying is when she opens her fucking mouth. The old man says he believes in and tries to do justice, and yet, all he does is lie...which goes against the meaning of justice. To quote Paul Dano's Edward Nashton a.k.a. Riddler from Matt Reeves's 'The Batman', "If you're justice, please don't lie." because if you do lie then you deserve to have, to quote Emo Peter/Bully Maguire from Spider-Man 3 (2007), "some dirt in your eye." Dumblefuck thinks that whatever 'supposed' "wisdom" he spouts out is all that and is something important that everybody has to hear, but in reality, the real reason why he spouts out all of his bullshit is so that he has, to quote Chris Rock, "an excuse to run his fucking mouth." and spout out all of his lying, cheating, stealing, manipulating, and controlling bullshit like he's giving the fucking Gettysburg Address or something like that along those lines to his brain-dead, idiotic, brainless, and obedient sheep followers who would follow their "unquestioned leader" off a fucking cliff.

Obi-Wan Kenobi loved Luke Skywalker due to the fact that he was his best friend's and brother-in-all-but-blood's son and was like an honorary nephew to him, but he NEVER set up Luke to die against Darth Vader and Darth Sidious.

Professor Charles Xavier a.k.a. Professor X kindly and selflessly took in hundreds of teenage Mutants and, by his own generosity, gave them a place to live in his own home where he and other members of the X-Men taught them to control their powers so that they could protect the Earth for the betterment of mankind, but he NEVER set up any of the students under his guidance, tutelage, and protection to die. He also allowed normal humans to attend his school alongside their Mutant counterparts and peers, and didn't discriminate against non-powered regular humans attending his school, like Dumbles discriminated against Muggles and Squibs attending Hogwarts (even being responsible for Petunia hating her younger sister's guts for the rest of her life, just because he wouldn't allow Petunia to go with Lily to Hogwarts and allow her to make her decision if she really belonged in and wanted to be part of the Wizarding World, by her own choice). He can lie all he wants and say he isn't racist, prejudiced, bigoted, and discriminates against others all he wants, but he really IS a racist, prejudiced, bigoted, and discriminating person underneath, while Charles wasn't.

Gandalf didn't force Frodo to become the Ring-bearer of the One Ring and go on the quest with the Fellowship to Mordor to destroy the Ring in Mount Doom, Frodo chose by his own right, accord, opinion, and choice during the Council of Elrond to be the Ring-bearer and to take the Ring to Mordor to destroy it when the other members of the Council were arguing and debating among themselves. Gandalf asked Frodo if he (Frodo) was sure that he wanted to take the Ring himself to Mordor as the Ring-bearer, and that it was his (Frodo's) choice and his alone if he wanted to do it. When Frodo became the Ring-bearer of the One Ring Gandalf accompanied him and the other seven members of the Fellowship of the Ring to aid Frodo in his quest to take the Ring to Mordor, cast the Ring into the Crack of Doom, and bring an end to Sauron once and for all. Gandalf gave the life of his physical body to protect Frodo and the Fellowship from the Balrog, Durin's Bane, and battled against the Balrog atop the Misty Mountains where he struck down the demonic, fallen Maia, at the cost of his physical body's life. Gandalf did everything in his power to protect Frodo and his friends of the Fellowship, but he NEVER set up Frodo or any of the other members of the Fellowship to die, as they chose to go on the quest even though they knew they could most likely die, but again, that was THEIR CHOICE and theirs alone. Gandalf didn't make it for them.

In First Year, he decides to hide the Stone in a school full of children knowing that a homicidal maniac and terrorist is after it. Why doesn't he just shoot fireworks up in the air to spell out, 'THE STONE IS HERE, VOLDEMORT.'? Next, he has the Stone guarded by a giant, killer three-headed dog that could get loose and kill somebody. I won't take the excuse that he's harmless, he nearly took Harry's and Hermione's heads off when he tried to bite them. Yeah, really harmless there. He then literally decides to go into detail about the third floor corridor, knowingly enticing students to check it out instead of not saying anything that'd peak their curiosity. But instead, he's literally almost baiting kids to go there. The only thing between a curious student and Fluffy, was a locked door, which Hermione or any other First Year, with barely a month of being at school, was/would be able to open! The old, bearded, dumbass made the oldest, stupidest mistake in the book. From what Holly's sister and brother-in-law told Holly and I about their reactions to the old man's sheer stupidity is that: Tell a whole school of children not to go somewhere, and most, if not all, of them will/would, just to find out why they shouldn't! Next, he says that the Forbidden Forest is also off-limits, yet has Harry, Hermione, and Neville go in there for detention (I don't care about Malfoy, since he could've been gutted like a fish by a Werewolf and I wouldn't care). Well, why don't you just blindfold them and have them walk head-first into a minefield while you're at it, you idiot? And finally, the very clever Dumbles has the Stone guarded by traps that're so pathetically simple that a pair of First Years were able to navigate through them, no problem. He should've placed a Fidelius Charm on the Stone and made himself the Secret-Keeper to make sure it was completely safe.

Dumbles, to me, has got the IQ of a chicken club. Dumbles is the worst mentor in fiction since he did the absolutely dumbest things and made the stupidest decisions ever that Obi-Wan, Qui-Gon, Yoda, Gandalf, Zordon, Professor X, Might Guy, Uncle Ben, Alfred, and Odin would only be able to roll their eyes (eye in Odin's case) in annoyance at the old man's sheer stupidity, and all would probably commit suicide at how dumb Dumbles is. I'm just saying this, I hate Dumbles and there are absolutely NO redeeming qualities about him. Everything about him just makes me hate him and roll my eyes at how somebody who's supposedly said to be so "old, wise, clever, smart, and brilliant" trips over himself and falls over on his ass like a drunk guy in a bar. He was a horrible, dumbass mentor when we first saw him in Philosopher's Stone (I'm American), and he was a horrible, dumbass mentor when we last saw him in Deathly Hallows.

The Old Brainless Bearded Wonder Blunder One is always spouting, "It is for the Greater Good." But is always working to ensure that the Dark families benefit. The old man wasn't doing, as many people claim he was, "more harm than good." Instead, he was doing, as I like to perfectly claim and say it was, "All harm and no good." with his actions.

Fuck Jo with her saying that, "Dumbledore is the epitome of good." No 'good' man with 'good' intentions would EVER stoop down to even half as far down to that level, nor commit even half of those evil, monstrous actions and decisions without even so much as batting an eye or vomiting for hours on end and feeling sick on the inside, as well as filthy on the outside and knowing that no amount of bathing in existence would EVER make them feel clean or like a human being ever again.

Next in Second Year, he decides not to close the school despite the great danger that the students are in. Whoopdie doo all five of the victims are only petrified, it's not like anyone got killed this time. Um, so he's keeping the school open and only riding on that idea? What happens when the kids, especially even the Pure-Bloods, start getting killed because Tommy boy shows how unstable he is since he kills like he's giving out free samples?

What about the Basilisk? Dumblefuck was around the first time the Chamber was opened and it was released onto the student population of the school. That was in the forties, fifty years prior to CoS...surely in such a time he could've made sure that it'd never happen again! With the fifty years of time that Dumblefuck had at his disposal, you would've thought that, as one of the 'supposed' wisest and brightest users of magic in the history of Wizardkind, that the brainless, bearded, pedophile would've been able to deduce and find out the identity of Slytherin's Monster, and would've killed the Basilisk to put an end to all of its terror. But once again, HE. DID. NOTHING. It was only through sheer, pure luck that Harry survived in the first place and lived to tell Hermione the tale.

Dumbledork will be responsible for hundreds of students getting killed because he didn't listen to rhyme or reason and got hundreds of dead students now with hundreds of pissed off parents wanting to rip him a new one.

Next in Third Year, he doesn't decide to chase the Dementors off the campus grounds and instead lets dozens of students get attacked by the wraiths and get forced to experience their greatest fears and nightmares. And I don't care about the excuse of, "He warned the students." It was only a way to cover his ass, so if something happened, he could make it seem like it was the student's/students' fault(s).

Demonic, wraith-like creatures that guard Azkaban Prison, one of, if not, the WORST wizarding prison(s) in the Wizarding World DON'T belong anywhere near a school full of children! Ol' Dumbass Dumblefuck is lucky that none of the students died or were killed by the Dementors that were stationed on the castle grounds, just waiting to suck any student's/students' soul(s) out after torturing them by making them relive their deepest, darkest memories, fears, and nightmares! And, once again, HE. DID. NOTHING!

Next in Fourth Year, he decides to just let Harry compete in a deadly, life-threatening Hunger Games style sport for amusement, despite the fact that he's underage and doesn't have the skills. Instead of just, you know, getting him out of it. Not content with allowing every single child in the dumb, bearded, bastard's care to be endangered, he then brings back the Triwizard Tournament that's killed almost all of its competitors in the past.

Why the HELL didn't he water down the Tasks to take into account Harry's age, hell, the ages of the other three Champions (Fleur, Cedric, and Krum, actually, I don't give a fuck about that Communist, Krum, (due to the fact that TO ME Harry took Hermione as his date to the Yule Ball), and I DON'T give a FUCK what Jo says)?! Facing full-grown, nesting mother Dragons?! Would that dumb, bearded, old idiot normally send Hogwarts students out to do that in the wild?! Then...he had the audacity to have Hermione (whom Harry would miss most, and, AGAIN, I DON'T give a SHIT what the fuck Jo says), chained to the bottom of the Black Lake, to act as a hostage! Dumb-as-a-motherfucker had NO MONITORING of her at all! Anything could've happened to her at the bottom of the lake! And he wouldn't've known AT ALL what the HELL was happening to Harry's best friend during the Task!

He also hired a terrorist that he was dumb enough to believe was an old friend of his. He also didn't even bother, give a damn, and/or even try to figure out how Harry's name was put into and came out of the Goblet, as well as who put Harry's name into said Goblet to begin with. He just did nothing, sat on his wrinkled, old ass, sucked on his lemon drops, and jerked-off thinking about Grindelwald naked or going down on him and sucking his dick.

Finally, after Cedric is killed right in front of Harry, he (Harry) sees the one (Ol' No Nose) who killed his parents and tried to do the same to himself. Harry suffers torture and injury, but manages to, not only escape, but also brings Cedric's body back with him to the school. What does the dumb, bearded, evil Master Manipulator do, you might ask? He sends Harry off to the Dursleys'...who beat him, starve him, and abuse him! Not a word from Ol' Dumblefuck to poor Harry for over a month, all while the poor kid has PTSD and is getting the shit beaten outta him. All the events that Harry went through were traumatic; no ifs, ands, or buts about it. Harry needed Hermione (his best friend) and concerned adults around him to come to grips with what he'd seen. Dumb-as-shit Dumblefuck did nothing more than pat Harry on the head before exiling the poor kid to Durskaban to be beaten, abused, and tortured.

Next in Fifth Year, he avoided Harry like he was the plague and made him think his best and closest friend, Hermione, had forgotten about him and didn't wanna talk to him even though he had PTSD and needed the support. He also sent Harry to take classes with Snivellus where he would have his mind invaded for The Greaseball's amusement. And, he decided to FINALLY let Harry know the reason why all of this crazy shit has been happening and tells him that was the reason why he had to experience fourteen years of domestic abuse and possibly was almost killed dozens of times over before then.

He also allowed that filth Umbitch to torture almost all of the students at the school (even the 'good' Slytherin students who aren't racist, prejudiced, and bigoted Pure-Blood Supremacists like Daphne and Astoria Greengrass, as well as Tracey Davis, etc.) with the exception of the racist, prejudiced, and bigoted Pure-Blood Supremacist Slytherins who were ALL members of her Inquisitorial Squad. Dumblefuck just sat on his ass and, DID. NOTHING. when Umbitch singled-out Harry and tortured him through making Harry torture and injure himself by using the Blood Quill for her own sick, twisted, evil amusement.

What the FUCK was that dumb fucking old man thinking?! Has he lost all common sense and compassion (although, I KNOW he had neither to begin with)?! Does he even understand people anymore, or did he ever understand people at all to begin with?!

As to Harry and PTSD...I think he must've suffered from some form of it at the end of First and Second Year. Following Cedric's death and Voldemort's resurrection in Fourth Year, severe PTSD was obvious to anyone with a single functioning brain cell, leading me to wonder what kind of idiot Dumbles really was to isolate Harry with the Dursleys after such an experience. This impression was reinforced by his treatment of Harry throughout Fifth Year, which was further punctuated by him allowing Umbitch to torture Harry indiscriminately. The miracle of it all was that Harry remained sane. His cordial behavior to Ol' Dumbass Dumblefuck at the beginning of HBP has always seemed completely unrealistic to me. One doesn't get over such rage, anger, pain, and hurt, aided or unaided, in two short weeks.

And finally in Sixth Year, he reveals to Harry that he knew and was aware of Tommy's childhood and gave him the knowledge of magic and allowed him to attend Hogwarts and gave him the tools he needed to become a complete fucking maniac. He could've just kept his mouth shut and stayed out of it, then Tommy wouldn't know and his, still in my eyes weak compared to other villains, powers wouldn't've grown at all. But he also let him return back to the orphanage and allowed the little maniac Hitler and Charles Manson Junior to continue being a nutjob by torturing and tormenting all of the other kids there. So it's all Dumbles's fault, if he was actually a smart human being he would've seen that the kid was trouble from the start and erase his mind and memory of everything that happened since he first used magic as a young kid.

Seriously, I would've preferred Harry setting Dumbles's downfall clearly as a duty that should've been done, also Harry revealing all of the old man's dirty laundry and allowing his dirt-covered skeletons to come tumbling outta the closet after he was told the truth by Dumbles himself, as the dumb old man was aware of Tommy's childhood and allowed it to happen, causing the rise of a Dork Lard (Ol' Moldyshorts is nowhere cool enough to deserve that title or even be referred to by said title), and let's not forget what Dumbles was planning with Grindelwald.

I personally think that The Old Brainless Bearded Wonder Blunder One isn't at all a good person while Umbitch and Tommy aren't at all the darkest and most evil in the story, but a close second and third, respectively. I say that Dumbles is darker and more evil than both of them, combined!

I mean, he selfishly craved power and was a narcissist that only cared about himself. He killed his own sister when she got in the way of him trying to stop his brother from arguing with his "lover".

He abandoned a fifteen-month-old baby at the earliest opportunity and left him on a doorstep all night in November and knew he was going to be mistreated, but simply didn't care, because it was, "For the Greater Good." What the hell gives that old man the power, right, and authority to make that call? He's got a God and Messiah Complex, and thinks that he's the only person who can make a call because he's a, "wise, clever, and powerful old Light Wizard" and it's, "My way or Hell's highway."

He said that he craved power when he was younger, but doesn't crave it now because it's his greatest weakness and that's why he never wanted to be Minister of Magic. Yet he's the Headmaster of Hogwarts, Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, and Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, as well as being the owner of the Elder Wand, and not destroying it because he craved its power for himself. All of that offers him great amounts of power. So, he's a complete hypocrite.

And he also hired Snivellus, a mind-raping killer and terrorist, and allows him to keep teaching at the school despite the fact he mentally, emotionally, physically, and internally harassed, bullied, and demeaned the students. But Dumbles doesn't care what the man does to students. Hell, he doesn't do jackshit when the evil Snakes (Malfoy and his racist, prejudiced, and bigoted Pure-Blood Supremacist Junior Death Eaters, not the 'good' Slytherins that consist of Daphne and Astoria Greengrass, as well as Tracey Davis, etc.) commit atrocious actions by bullying, harassing, physically harming, and using magic to harm other students. If he truly did care for the students, he would've never hired the man in the first place, and would've cracked down on the bullying!

There's also the fact that he's hiding and protecting a wanted terrorist and the man directly responsible for Tommy killing James and Lily Potter. It was Snivellus after all who eavesdropped at the door as The Old Brainless Bearded Wonder Blunder One was interviewing for the Divination position in an unsecure room in a bar known for where evil customers hung out. After hearing only half of that supposed prophecy and being thrown out of said bar after being caught, he went running to tell his boss. No, it's all just too convenient.

That image of Dumbles in DH was only a part of Harry's subconscious.

He didn't repent for his sins, he never learned from his mistakes, and, when given a second chance, he used it as an open door to do the same sins all over again and commit new ones. I mean, this is the guy who gave infinite second chances of redemption and repentance to mass murderers, serial killers, rapists, torturers, terrorists, etc.

I don't know who's mixing this fool's Kool-Aid, or what they're even putting in it. Hell, the bearded old coot's got his head shoved so far up his ass he can taste his food again right after swallowing it.

He just thinks he's all-knowing, all-powerful, is the only person who should have all the knowledge, keeps everything to himself and doesn't tell anybody anything, lies, cheats, steals, manipulates, if you don't agree with him then you're Dark, against him, and his enemy. He pushes everybody around and doesn't listen to anybody else's opinions, thinks he's the only one who can make any decision, has a Messiah and God Complex, manipulates and uses everyone around him like pawns for his "Greater Good", and is willing to pull an Abraham and sacrifice a human being for his use.

He claims to regret his actions, yet he hides behind the excuse that it was for the good of everyone. I think he should have a good, long look in the mirror to really see the evil, demonic, black-hearted monster he is. Strip away the old bastard's reasons, look purely at his actions alone. Because from what I'm able to see and tell from the old, manipulative, piece of shit's actions is that both he and his actions are worse than Ol' Voldy Moldyshorts's himself.

The old, manipulative, piece of shit, arrogant, egotistical, chess master and puppet master needs to face the hard facts of reality, whether he likes them or not; he's not the all-great, all-knowing, all-powerful wizard and the man who's better than the whole rest of the world combined that he tries to project to the rest of the mindless sheep idiots in the Wizarding World who follow him. He's made hundreds of thousands of dumbass mistakes. Humans make actual incorrect mistakes unintentionally. Thing is, actual humans aren't too proud to admit when we've made them. And when we do make one, all we suffer is some hurt pride. When Ol' Dumb-as-a-motherfucking-door Dumbass Dumblefuck fucks up...thousands of innocent people die as a result of his stupid 'Greater Good' chess game.

I don't care that it was a war and he had to make hard calls in it. He's a teacher, not a military leader and doesn't value the lives of the men and women under him that serve as part of his "cult". The Jedi (Anakin, Obi-Wan, Yoda, Mace Windu, Plo Koon, Kit Fisto, Aayla Secura, Ki-Adi Mundi, etc.) viewed none of their Clone Troopers as expendable. A wise man and leader (Captain America) once told a certain synthezoid (Vision) these words, "We don't trade lives." So, Dumbles is both a terrible mentor and leader.

The man could've done so much to've stopped Tommy long before it got to the point it did, but it seems like the prophecy came up, and he fixated on it like a cat on a laser beam light. Why was he meeting at Abe's inn instead of school where it could've been controlled, and he knew it was Snivellus, so why didn't he catch him or Obliviate him with the Memory Charm, unless he wanted the prophecy to get sent out? Then he sat around on his ass for ten years sucking lemon drops, pretending things were hunky-dory and he knew Tommy would be back. Then, he again does something to Harry, because only he can do what's needed, without letting anyone else know, or even checking up to see if there's anyone else. Dumbles's hubris is insane! I find myself wishing more and more that Harry had spit on him when he was dead, and on his grave as well, but Jo was so determined to bring the monsters back into the Light again, which explains how she bent over backwards to save the old man, along with Snivellus, the Malfoys, etcetera to the point that it makes a whole chunk of the story fall apart. Apart from not making Harmony the OTP of the franchise, but that's a story for another day and time.

Dumbles was also nothing but a tyrant and here's a quote from C.S. Lewis that proves my point;

"Of all the tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber Barons than under Omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber Baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their own conscience." - C.S. Lewis (1898-1963)

Dumbles is just a bad guy and that's it; plain and simple. He knowingly sent a baby into an abusive environment, completely abnegated his responsibilities as Chief Warlock and Supreme Mugwump (that's a five day discussion by itself), intentionally set up a young man for a suicidal self-sacrifice without warning or preparing him (Harry with a ridiculous Horcrux inside him), allowed a sadist to abuse his student population (Snivellus), allowed for substandard teaching at Hogwarts (History of Magic, Muggle Studies, Defense Against the Dark Arts (Year 1, 2, 4, 5, and 6), Potions (Year 1-5), and Divination), and routinely failed to protect his students from harm.

"...Dumbledore will happily betray the innocent in the hopes of saving the guilty." - (Sprinter1988)

Dumbles is also a monster because:

1) He didn't contact the students' parents and families about the attacks and petrification. Also decided not to contact the Department of Magical Law Enforcement, Auror Department, Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and the Ministry of Magic to send a group of Aurors and Hit Wizards from the DMLE, Auror Department, and MLES, as well as Director Saul Croaker and a group of his Unspeakables from the Department of Mysteries to help in the Chamber of Secrets incident and to hunt down and kill Slytherin's Monster or the "Serpent of Slytherin" (Slytherin's Basilisk), and to put an end to the incident so that no more students were petrified, or worse, killed. (Second Year)

2) He had an Acromantula colony in the Forbidden Forest that was near the school and could've led to the students being attacked by the Acromantulas, should they choose to emerge from the forest and attack both the students and the school. He knowingly placed all of his students and the entire school in danger with having the Acromantula colony nearby as they had no qualms about killing humans and devouring human flesh, which all of the students were humans (obviously). (Second Year)

3) He knowingly and purposefully kept three of Harry's rightful family heirlooms from him that were all heirlooms of the Peverells, whom Harry is descended from by blood and was the last, noble, heir and descendant of the Peverell Family (i.e. the Elder Wand, the Resurrection Stone, and the Cloak of Invisibility). (Prior to First Year, but also First Year until Christmas for the Cloak; First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Year with the Wand; and Sixth Year with the Stone)

4) He purposely decided not to acquire the Mandrake Restorative Draught from mature Mandrakes anywhere in Britain and to transport the draught to Hogwarts to immediately awaken the students from their petrified state, instead of waiting for the immature Mandrakes to grow at a slow rate that resulted in the students being awoken over five to six months later, thus leading to the students falling behind in their classes due to them having to make up for the work. (Second Year)

5) He knowingly hired Lockhart, whom he knew was a charlatan and a fraud. Subjected multiple Fifth and Seventh Year students to being taught by a fraud imposter and sabotaging their DADA classes and school grades by not having them prepared for the DADA portion of the End-of-Year exams when they would take their O.W.L.s and N.E.W.T.s at the end of the year, thus resulting in them most likely failing the DADA O.W.L. or N.E.W.T. of the exams. (Second Year)

6) He knowingly and purposefully sealed James and Lily Potters' Will that said that, "Under no circumstances is Harry to be raised by Petunia and Vernon Dursley." and that Harry was meant to be placed with guardians whom James and Lily chose; that included Sirius Black as first in line as Harry's godfather, Alice Longbottom as second in line as Harry's godmother, Remus Lupin as third in line as honorary uncle, and Amelia Bones as fourth in line as honorary aunt. He kidnapped Harry from his rightful guardian, whom he knew Sirius was innocent due to him swearing the Unbreakable Godfather Vow and would be unable to betray the Potters even if he was the Secret-Keeper, and deliberately left Harry with his magic hating relatives; knowingly defying Harry's parents' Will that said they forbade Dumblefuck from taking him to the Dursleys' home and being raised by Petunia and Vernon. (Prior to First Year)

7) He had no right interfering in Harry's life outside of Hogwarts. He might've been the Headmaster and all, but outside of Hogwarts and after the school year ends, he has no right overstepping his boundaries and attempting to interfere with Harry's life when he wasn't at Hogwarts and currently under its jurisdiction when school was in session. He also was a liar with saying that he was trying to give Harry a normal life and childhood, as well as only wanting Harry to be happy, when he knowingly placed Harry in an abusive household where he could've been seriously injured, or even killed by Vernon through manslaughter if the man went off more than ever before. (Fifth and Sixth Year)

8) He hypocritically said that Harry, Hermione, and the Order of the Phoenix shouldn't kill in self-defense when encountering Death Eaters, but that, in the end, Harry had to KILL Voldemort in order to get ridda him for good. What makes Voldy any different from his Death Eater followers that only he should be killed and they, who are equally evil, vile, monsters, should be allowed to continue drawing breath and be allowed to live, instead of being killed along with their supposed, "unbeatable Lord"? And when it comes to Dumblefuck trying to say his bullshit fortune cookie excuse of, "All life is important", I have to say a quote from a once, great, man when I ask, "What's more important, the life of an innocent person or the life of a killer?" And his bullshit of always saying that what he does is only, "for the Greater Good", I can also counteract by saying another quote from that once, great, man and that's, "A purpose as defined by a single man, no matter how noble he believes it to be, can never be the Greater Good. It takes a special kind of man to wield power and kill if necessary to defend the innocent, and yet maintain their humility and humanity." Clearly Dumblefuck isn't a special kind of man at all, and is no 'good' man only trying to do 'good' in the world.

He's just as much a liar who spouts lies to his obedient, mindless, sheep followers who follow him thinking him to be perfect and unbeatable like every other lying, manipulative, dictator and leader throughout history has done so. Dumbles already held great amounts of political power in the government as the Headmaster of Hogwarts, the Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, and the Supreme Mugwump of the International Confederation of Wizards, and could have say in what laws were approved and what laws weren't, thus allowing him to have control of the government as all of the laws that he created and benefited him were approved, while the laws that he didn't create and didn't benefit him weren't approved. He was a liar when he said that he didn't want the position of Minister of Magic of which he said was because he said he didn't trust himself and couldn't be trusted with power, despite the fact that he still held a majority of powerful, political positions in the government, and he wanted the world to think that he himself was above the position of Minister and that he was too good for it, as well as him being able to manipulate and control the Minister like a chess pawn or a puppet under the guise of 'advising' them so, in a way, he was really controlling the Ministry and the magical government of Wizarding Britain right in front of their very eyes, hiding in plain sight; like a snake. And the only two ways to take out a snake are to cut its head off, or, as Danny Trejo said, "bite it in the ass." (Prior to First Year, but also First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Year)

9) He claimed to be so smart, but yet, he made the most idiotic, most asinine, and dumbest decisions that a human being is capable of...if he's even human to begin with, and not a sentient, human-shaped pile of dead brain cells. I already, immediately, due to all of his idiotic actions, came to the conclusion that, as much as Ol' Voldy Moldyshorts, every single, solitary, minute, tragedy that befell Harry and his parents of the Potter Family was directly, and immediately, the old, bearded, pedophile, bastard's fault. James and Lily were killed because of him not stopping Snivellus from escaping with knowledge of the prophecy to tell his boss, just like Ol' Dumb-as-a-motherfucking-door is responsible for failing their son, Harry, for his entire life.

Also, he decides to travel to the Ministry by broom, instead of using other, faster, methods of transportation to get there (i.e. Apparition (after he left the grounds, due to the fact that even he doesn't have the ability to Apparate and Disapparate on the Hogwarts grounds due to the Anti-Apparition and Anti-Disapparition Wards around the castle), Portkey (after he left the grounds, due to the fact that he couldn't use a Portkey on the Hogwarts grounds due to the Anti-Portkey Wards around the castle), Floo, and Fawkes's Phoenix Flame teleportation), even though it was said that it was an emergency for the old, bearded, bastard to get there, and an emergency means to get there immediately. (Prior to First Year, but also First, Second, Third, Fourth, Fifth, and Sixth Year while he was alive, as well as Seventh Year and all of the years afterwards into the future after he's dead)

10) He's also guilty of the crimes of and is responsible for child abuse, child abuse by proxy, indirect child abuse, indirect child abuse by proxy, child neglect, child neglect by proxy, indirect child neglect, indirect child neglect by proxy, child endangerment, child endangerment by proxy, indirect child endangerment, indirect child endangerment by proxy, abuse of the last heir and scion of a Most Ancient and Most Noble House, abuse of the last heir and scion of a Most Ancient and Most Noble House by proxy, indirect abuse of the last heir and scion of a Most Ancient and Most Noble House, indirect abuse of the last heir and scion of a Most Ancient and Most Noble House by proxy, about another three dozen unlisted charges, tampering with the Last Will and Testament of a Most Ancient and Most Noble House, and tampering with the Last Will and Testament of a Most Ancient and Most Noble House by proxy.

Sometimes I wonder whether Jo intended for Dumblefuck to look like the villain or whether she really just did NOT think things through at all when writing her books. It feels like she kinda threw logic and reason out the window in order to just have the story she wanted. What we're left with in the Harry Potter Wizarding World leaves us wondering if all of the wizards and witches in Britain are simply retarded or evil. (The events at the end of Book 5 are the MOST ridiculous in my opinion, even compared to the first book. I mean, she expects us to believe that there are ZERO people in the Ministry when Harry, Hermione, Ginevra, and Neville get there, the front entrance is left completely open, and no alarm goes off until some vigilante group shows up themselves to handle the situation? At the time of reading it and analyzing the fifth book and the other books fully cover-to-cover, I found it to be beyond the point that I could, at all, suspend disbelief for the purposes of the story)

Let's be honest; Dumblefuck gets a lotta credit for the actions and sacrifices of other people, as if, because he figured out how a lot of the puzzle pieces fit together, it's the same as if he was under fire, in battle, and doing the defeating, so to speak.

Have you ever noticed the crazy and manipulative old coot gets his title of "one of the greatest wizards who ever lived" but whenever a moment arose to demonstrate his 'supposed' greatness, there was always some tidy, little built-in excuse for why he couldn't actually do anything?

Voldy Moldyshorts shows up in Harry's First Year, but it's Harry himself, Hermione, Firenze, and Snivellus, who defeat the Dark Wizard. From Dumbledork, we got:

"…No sooner had I reached London than it became clear to me that the place I should be was the one I had just left…"

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone (I'm American) - J.K. Rowling

Yeah, very wise, Dumbles. You realized you were in the wrong place at the wrong time. Very stoic of you. Idiot.

Hello? Dumblefuck? Knocks on the old codger's head like I'm a pizza guy knocking on the door to deliver a pizza Anyone in there? Anyone home? Seem like anything fishy's going on here, Dumbles? Shouldn't SOME of those wheels and gears have been spinning in that bearded, wrinkled, old head of his? Otherwise the lights are on and the engine's running, but no one's home or behind the wheel.

At least he got back to Hogwarts in time to make it look like he saved Harry from an already dying Quirrell. Now, THAT'S greatness, isn't it?

Then...in Chamber of Secrets, Dumbles gets his wrinkled, old ass kicked outta Hogwarts, so he's not even around to rescue Harry from Riddle and the Basilisk.

But Fawkes showed up, and so did the Sword of Gryffindor. Wow. It's like the flamboyant, manipulative, and pedophilic old coot SENT Fawkes to Harry. He didn't - people just like it better if they think that's what happened, am I right?

They'd rather skip over the part where Dumbledork couldn't keep his job and had to leave it to a combustible bird to take care of Harry. It's much more exciting if we think it was part of Dumbles's plan all along, not.

Then...in Prisoner of Azkaban, Dumbledork, the Supreme Mugwump and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot - with all those friends who waived at him from the Wizengamot when he defended Harry and believed Dumbles's argument that Harry had indeed been forced to fight Dementors - tells the readers, well, Dumb-as-a-motherfucking-door Dumbass Dumblefuck doesn't have the power to change the minds of other men.

Really? How the fuck did Dumbles get to be Chief Warlock, if he had absolutely no influence over anyone?

Somebody, tell me this is just a story and all of this is so much plot convenience, please!

I mean, look, yeah, Dumblefuck defeated Grindelwald in a duel and won the Elder Wand. And, that's a big deal. Okay. I guess that's a 'supposed' sorta 'Yay!'.

But then what? Then, Dumbledork finally duels Voldy one time, basically a standstill, only for Dumb-as-a-motherfucking-door to get the "if Dumbledore captured Voldemort, Voldemort would have just gotten away again" excuse.

So...the manipulative, crazy, and bearded old coot could capture Grindelwald and make sure he stayed put away in Nurmengard Prison, but Moldyshorts is a different story? How is Dumb-as-a-motherfucking-door Dumbass Dumblefuck one of the greatest wizards who ever lived, again? I'm still trying to see the forest for the trees here. It's like gawking at one of those stereograms until my eyes gloss over, only to realize there's no picture of anything underneath it after all.

That's not even to mention way back at the start of Voldy's career, when Dumbles was apparently well aware of his former student's shenanigans, but did ABSOLUTELY. MOTHER. FUCKING. NOTHING! I mean, Abe told him on the day of Ol' No Nose Voldy Moldyshorts's interview that there were Death Eaters at the Hog's Head Inn. How'd that conversation go?

(Via Patronus)

"There is a bunch of Voldemort's Death Eaters sitting here in my bar, Albus. Want me to 'detain' them?"

"No, Aberforth. We do not have any proof of evildoing."

"So, how do you know they are guilty of anything?"

"I just know."

(Abe's Goat Patronus rolled its eyes because Abe's heard this shtick from Dumbles too many times to count.)

I guess those Dark Wizards were powerful enough that Dumblefuck couldn't catch one or track one to Voldy. He could only "know" they were up to no good.

By the way, please, don't mention the "twelve uses of Dragon blood" or his "work" of alchemy with Nicholas Flamel on the Philosopher's Stone (I'm American). Really, if I read another mention of how the uses of Dragon blood is a sign of 'supposed' greatness, I think my eyeballs'll explode. We literally know three of the uses and only one is at all relevant in support of this idea of Dumb-as-a-motherfucking-door Dumbass Dumblefuck's 'supposed' "greatness". But also, Ivor Dillonsby said that Dumbles stole all of his work on the uses of Dragon blood, of which he made the discovery of eight of those uses. Which means that Dumblefuck stole all of the eight uses from Dillonsby that the latter discovered and added them to his own four uses that he discovered (or probably just stole from other wizards and witches), as eight plus four equals twelve. So Dillonsby, not Dumblefuck, deserves the recognition for the discovery of eight of the twelve uses of Dragon blood (most likely he would've discovered the other four uses in time, but would've discovered them) and deserves his own Chocolate Frog Card for his work, and would have recognition for said work written on the back of his card.

And Nicholas Flamel had already created the Stone, so again, all we have is some vague notion of nothing substantial that Dumbles did, but still, somehow, ended up on the back of his Chocolate Frog Card.

The thing is, there were always these hints of 'supposed' "greatness" from the old coot, but never anything of real consequence.

Even when Ol' No Nose Voldy Moldyshorts was only a student, Dumblefuck suspected Riddle Junior was evil, but Dumbledork says himself, he didn't realize Tom would become one of the darkest, most evil, and most powerful wizards to have ever lived and graced the Wizarding World, and apparently didn't think enough of Tom being evil enough that The Old Brainless Bearded Wonder Blunder One should've raised any alarms with the authorities.

And Dumbles never even tried to help Riddle as a student and then he never could catch Tom once he became Ol' No Nose.

Instead, the readers are led to believe Dumbledork "bided" his time, and then everybody just got a lotta wise head-nods and "Just as I thought(s)" from the old Headmaster, when the rest of the world finally figured out that Voldy was a bad guy too.

Meantime, Dumb-as-a-motherfucking-door Dumbass Dumblefuck just absolutely let Voldy grow and thrive, despite apparently being perfectly aware Ol' No Nose Moldyshorts was up to no good.

Of course, his excuse was always that Dumbles didn't have any proof, right? He just, "knew." That was another recurring theme. Dumbledork was 'supposedly' "great" enough to "just know" things, but could never quite "do" anything about it.

So, when innocent wizards and witches began disappearing unexpectedly, Dumbles "knew" it was Voldy Moldyshorts, but the crazy, manipulative old coot of an asswipe was apparently powerless to do anything about it. Or it was part of his lying, cheating, stealing, and manipulative, grand, elegant, brilliant, Greater Good, master, "plan."

(I never understand how people disappearing and the entire Wizarding World being in mortal fear and danger for ten to twenty years was somehow part of Dumblefuck's "plan" to bring down Ol' No Nose Voldy Moldyshorts, but I hear that comment often whenever I point out any given moment during the First Wizarding War that Dumb-as-a-motherfucking-door Dumbass Dumblefuck did nothing, sat on his wrinkled, old ass, sucked on his lemon drops, and jerked-off thinking about Grindelwald naked or going down on him and sucking his dick).

Then there's that other popular defense.

"Dumbledore couldn't know EVERYTHING."

Right? Except...there's a little too much of what he should've known that gets thrown into that trash bin.

Like Crouch Junior fooling him for a year impersonating Moody. For a YEAR. And it took the death of a student to finally shine the light on him.

Let me tell you something. If a kid dies on a Headmaster's watch, whatever the circumstances, "He couldn't know everything" is selling yesterday's donuts and calling them fresh baked, if you know what I mean.

It takes the death of a student and for Crouch Junior to act completely out of character by dragging Harry off to Moody's office for Dumblefuck to finally pull his bearded head outta his wrinkled, old ass and to figure out (sarcastically Oh my gosh he immediately just knew!) that there was an imposter in the house.

Oh, yeah, Dumbles later gets that gleam in his eye. Guess he must've been pretty happy that Voldy got a hold of Harry. Because that makes a lotta sense. And Cedric? Cedric who?

It's hard to file that one under, "he couldn't know everything."

When you consider all the positions he chose to accept and keep, and the fact that he kept allowing himself to take on more responsibility...well...Everything comes back to his actions or inactions one way or another. Essentially he had so many responsibilities and duties that most of them were left lacking as a consequence.

As Headmaster he failed to ensure the subjects were kept up to date and that all the teachers were doing their jobs. While you could try to blame only the government for making it harder/difficult/impossible to update or change subjects...he was the Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot, so he deserved almost, if not all, of the blame, and so he would've been able to give his votes, his thoughts, and more on what should be taught at Hogwarts. Instead...

Many of the Death Eaters went free after Voldemort was first defeated. As he was the Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot...that was in part his responsibility (he got Snivellus off after all...and at the same time he failed to ensure that Sirius got a trial). Said Death Eaters were also allowed to have political power and to spread the corruption in the Ministry. Harry was placed on the doorstep of his aunt's and uncle's home with a letter explaining the situation (he was old enough to be able to get around). Why not just ring the doorbell and talk to her and ensure his safety? Did Harry even get a medical evaluation or did he go directly from the cottage his parents were murdered in to being abandoned outside her door as were likely?...As both Headmaster and Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot he knew the laws...and he also knew the proper way to do it legally.

Had he merely been the Headmaster and not had any other political positions things, hopefully, would've been different, or just the same. As it was though...he hoarded important positions and then failed to do a proper job with any one of them...much less using said positions to fight for the Light (for which he was supposed to be the leader and someone to 'supposedly' strive to be like)...What he did do was start the Order of the Phoenix, had a 'light hand' that got most of them killed (because they fought against those that wouldn't hesitate to kill while being asked to not kill in self-defense themselves), and ultimately left a baby responsible to defeat the Death Eaters, unmarked followers, and, finally, the only person said baby was supposedly prophesied to defeat.

As for what Harry went through...

Why use a school as a vault?

Why build traps so easy for two First Years to get through to 'protect' it?

Why not call the Aurors once the first student was petrified...why not send the students home to ensure they were safe?

Why didn't he use his position as Chief Warlock of the Wizengamot to call for the trial or investigation into the lack of a trial for Sirius?

Why did he allow the Triwizard Tournament to happen in the first place?

Why do nothing about Skeeter and her spreading lies about Harry putting his name in the Goblet of Fire and entering the Tournament as a Triwizard Champion?

Why didn't he know that a supposed good friend wasn't actually said good friend, but a Polyjuiced Death Eater in disguise right in front of him and right under his big, fat, crooked nose?

Why'd he allow Ol' Fatty Hot Fudge to have Toad Face Umbitch as the DADA teacher?

Why'd he allow her to torture Harry, Hermione, Neville, and all the other students?

Why didn't he find a proper teacher for Harry's Occlumency lessons?

Why use a student to hire a teacher?

Why use the same student to get a memory?

Why choose to do nothing about his suspicions about the Horcruxes until the baby was sixteen and could then be asked to deal with it?

Why not spend some time actually teaching him things he'd benefit from instead of showing memories?

Why not show him all the memories one after the other during the same evening, instead of dragging his heels and taking the whole damn year to show him what could've been accomplished in only a few hours at maximum, and giving him more time to train?

Why plan for a baby to allow themself to be killed instead of doing something about it?

Etcetera.

With his positions, connections, and 'supposed' knowledge...why on Earth didn't he do more?! Why'd he have to leave the work to a baby?! (while Harry grew up...he was a baby when it all began).

Instead of ensuring that as much as possible were done by himself and others (so that Voldy's power was limited if or when he returned)...he allowed the Death Eaters that got off to freely cause destruction, racism, prejudice, bigotry, and xenophobia. Overall...the manipulative, crazy, bearded old coot deserves all of the backlash that he gets. (Jo made him far too powerful for anything else. First in the fact that he was a powerful and knowledgeable man...and then in all the positions he held onto that made him responsible for what he allowed to happen under his watch (or what should be his watch) by either his actions or inactions).

He just absolutely deserves what he gets. Dumblefuck's made out to be this great, almighty hero and shades away from all of his mistakes (which there's more of them than there are numbers in existence). He 'supposedly' acts wisely when he's been a downright idiotic dumbass. I can easily see why actually smart people, who don't have their heads rammed up their asses, think lowly of him (which he ABSOLUTELY more than anything deserves) and Jo makes everybody, except the Slytherins, think he's a great, perfect, and almighty saint of a hero.

These are even more of the reasons why he isn't:

He kept important details from Harry,

His Greater Good regime encouraged hatred, racism, prejudice, bigotry, and xenophobia towards Muggles,

He didn't stand up to the Ministry publicly,

He didn't assist Harry with Horcruxes, but instead gave him small pieces in a big puzzle,

He didn't warn of Tom Riddle when he first came to Hogwarts or his suspicions about the Chamber of Secrets,

He didn't realize Tom's control over the other Slytherin students, other Hogwarts Professors, and the Headmaster (Dippet),

He ignored the rest of the school and focused his bias on Gryffindor only, and did absolutely nothing with Snivellus favoring Slytherin (primarily the racist, prejudiced, and bigoted Pure-Blood Supremacist Junior Death Eater Slytherins, not the 'good' Slytherin students),

He was a poor leader as he kept sacrificing the lives of the wizards and witches that were in the Order of the Phoenix,

He gave infinite second chances of redemption and repentance to mass murderers, torturers, terrorists, rapists, and serial killers who didn't deserve them and didn't want redemption or repentance,

He kept important details from Harry about the kid's past,

He used Harry like an obedient, blind, manipulated, brainwashed, and mindless chess pawn and puppet for his entire time at Hogwarts,

Really, the more I read about the old bastard, the more I wonder why everyone seems to think Dumbledork was the greatest and most powerful wizard of the age in the world. It seems like another case of we're told he 'supposedly' is, rather than him really being all that extraordinary, of which he wasn't at all.

And Snape? I don't understand the outpouring of love and respect fans have for what really boils down to a childish, sadistic bully, which he was. Now, I have nothing but respect for the late, great, Mr. Alan Rickman; I think the man was an awesome actor and could portray both good and bad characters equally great. His bad characters are amazing; Hans Gruber, Sheriff of Nottingham, etc.

Snivellus is a bad guy; no ifs, ands, or buts about it. One good deed doesn't make a savior. In seven books and eight films, Snivellus was an unmitigated prick and asshole of epic proportions. He's evil on so many levels. First, destroying the careers of who knows how many Potion Masters, Aurors, and Healers. Not to mention any other career that required Potions expertise. His so-called 'teaching style' is one of never-ending bullying and insulting remarks. Only his beloved Slytherins were exempt from his vitriol and abuse, and that's only in public. Who knows what he did behind closed doors in the dungeons. I think a person who has access to the knowledge and ability to make some of the most personally invasive and horrible potions known to Wizardkind should be someone of unparalleled morality and strength of character. Not a petty, self-important, evil prick of a bully who gets his rocks off by abusing children.

What kind of damage could Snivellus have done with access to students and their DNA, added to Polyjuice or any other kind of custom made potion?

I've had teachers who were assholes before, but the level of abuse Snivellus constantly levels at his students would get his ass fired, if not arrested, in any Mundane school. But not Hogwarts, where he's protected by the Master Manipulator. I wonder if Dumbles would do anything to his precious Potions Master if he murdered someone in the Great Hall during dinner? I mean, more than just Obliviating everyone with the Memory Charm and vanishing the evidence.

The mere fact that one student's greatest fear is this black-hearted monster should be evidence enough of his evil. It's not funny; it's not something to be laughed at or about. It's something that should be investigated and dealt with. Preferably by giving The Walking Talking Greaseball a nice, slow, merciless killing. Neville's a child who should be more afraid of his parents never getting better and never recognizing him, or his overbearing grandmother who constantly forces him into a role he isn't meant for, just so she can try to make him like his father. When Snivellus surpasses both of those things, something's seriously wrong in that classroom.

Second, he can claim to love Lily all he wants, but his behavior is more akin to an obsessive stalker than a lover. If he truly loved Lily, he would've never harmed her by abusing Harry, never. No matter how much he hated James, he saw Lily's eyes every time he looked at Harry. Every time he mind-raped him during those Occlumency "lessons" he was looking into Lily's eyes.

Severus "Snivellus" Snape is a monster, and should never be around children, much less teaching them.

So, not only has the Sorting Hat always been correct and never made a mistake, but the Quill of Acceptance and the Book of Admittance as well. Are you kidding me? Can any magical object at that school make a mistake and not be correct, at least for once? For crying out loud, nothing in existence is perfect, infallible, always correct, and never makes mistakes. The only being in existence who is perfect is God Himself. No matter what magic can do, it has its limits to what it can do. I see magic as the way it is; an internal energy source with a finite limit that's capable of accomplishing inhuman feats, but it's not infinite at all. This isn't the Force from the Star Wars Expanded Universe, nor is it the Ainu/fallen Ainu/Vala/fallen Vala/Maia/fallen Maia spiritual magic from J.R.R. Tolkien's Legendarium, which both are confirmed, proven, and stated by their creators (George Lucas and the late, great, Mr. J.R.R. Tolkien, respectively) to be infinite, unlimited, and eternal, meaning that they both could do anything and everything.

Hell, even Jo herself confirmed, proved, and stated that, in the books and films, magic had a finite limit, and couldn't do anything and everything, and it has its own limitations (i.e. can't conjure food, can't bring back the dead as solid, living flesh, bone, and blood, etc.) to what it can do. Bottom line, I'm not buying that a bunch of objects, much less quasi-sentient enchanted magical objects, can be perfect, infallible, and always correct every single solitary fucking time. I don't care for the excuse of, "Because of magic." because if magic is perfect and infallible, why haven't Harry, Hermione (I'm a Harmonian/Harmony shipper, so sue me), Susan, Daphne, Neville, Colin, Fleur, Luna, Shacklebolt, Flitwick, McGonagall, etcetera marched up to the Pearly Gates of Heaven, blasted them in, marched up to God's golden throne, and made demands of the Almighty. Oh, wait, I'll tell you why, you wanna hear it? Because magic is NOT infinite, nor is it perfect and infallible, it's an internal energy source with a finite limit. I think the idea of making enchanted magical objects, much less quasi-sentient enchanted magical objects, perfect, infallible, always correct, and that don't make mistakes is just boring and goes into straight-up No Limits Fallacy. Only, it goes into stupid No Limits Fallacy, while the NLF of Star Wars and Tolkien's Legendarium actually make sense.

I don't know about you, but I wouldn't want that thing going through my thoughts without my permission. It's an invasion of privacy. How the hell could Rowling, the Founders, and the Hogwarts staff think that's okay? None of these kids came to get their privacy violated. How the hell has no student at least complained about that? I asked Holly's fourteen-year-old nephew if he'd want that to happen.

He told me that if it happened when he was eleven and had gone to Hogwarts if it was real, and his thoughts were being invaded, then he'd take the Hat off and loudly demand for his parents to come get him, withdraw him, and take him home with all of his course books to be homeschooled.

"Come to Hogwarts. Do not worry about us using a hat that has no regret or remorse, and invades your privacy and thoughts. After all, we have no regard for the fact that our Headmaster is a manipulative chess master who will play with your lives and will cast you off to the side after your usefulness to him has reached its end, a murdering terrorist who abuses his students if they are not in his House, a bumbling buffoon who has the intelligence of a box of hammers, deals with dangerous creatures that can kill you, and cannot keep a secret to save his or anybody else's life, a Muggle Studies Professor who is not even a Muggle-Born or Half-Blood and knows ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about the Muggle World and we do not offer a Wizard Studies class to help acquaint new students who are Muggle-Borns with our culture and instead we just drop everything onto our students with no regard, a teacher who is a ghost and cannot even teach properly due to the fact that he is all over the place, and a teacher who has a Dark Wizard literally growing out of the back of his head. Also, do not be alarmed that we have students go into the supposed 'Forbidden Forest' that is full of dangerous creatures to serve detention, the staircases that move and can result with you falling to your death, ghosts that phase through walls and bathroom stalls to invade your privacy, a killer three-headed dog that can get loose and kill you all, a sixty-foot-long Basilisk that can kill you with a glare, and the Whomping Willow, which is a giant tree that will attempt to bludgeon and hammer you to death if you accidentally get too close to it. Nothing to worry about here. Hogwarts, perhaps the worst educational facility in comparison to the Jedi Temple and Jedi Praxeum, Xavier's School for the Gifted Youngsters, and Camp Half-Blood."

Almost finished. Now, all I need to add is Jo's Stupid Plot Holes with the franchise that really mess it up and make the books and film scripts so full of holes that they looked like they were written on swiss cheese:

There's a septillion, but here are some of the ones that really bug me:

1) How can Harry have a Horcrux in him when the Blood Protection protected him from Voldy's Killing Curse? The Blood Protection was in place before the soul fragment would've become attached to Harry, ergo, he'd be protected (here's an example: confrontation with Quirrell in Book 1).

2) Dumbles. 'nuff said (see above to see the whole rant about that black-hearted, evil, manipulative asswipe).

3) Harry's turnabout between the end of Book 5 and beginning of Book 6. The book time difference was only a few weeks (I think about two to two-and-a-half weeks) and yet Harry was 'fine' with Dumbles? No anger, no recriminations, no hatred, no usual teenage 'stuff'? Bullshit.

4) The complete lack of character growth by Harry throughout the franchise. Harry, despite being a pretty good character, never changes despite living through some extraordinary events, his entire life turning upside-down, and so on. For that matter, none of the characters really change. Thinking of my own teenage years, I was a completely different person at seventeen than I was at eleven.

5) Horcruxes in general. For fuck's sake woman, Tolkien sorta did it in The Lord of the Rings, but Sauron was a godly fallen angelic-like spiritual being. He didn't split his soul, he put part of himself into the One Ring. Really Jo? You, woman, are nothing more than a rip-off thief. Tolkien (R.I.P.) must be turning over and spinning in his grave.

6) If Snivellus is a, supposed, 'good guy', why'd he sell Vance out to Ol' No Nose (see Snivellus's discussion with Bellatrix and Narcissa in the Spinner's End chapter of HBP)?

7) If Basilisk venom destroys Horcruxes, why didn't it destroy the (idiotic) Horcrux in Harry when he was bitten in the Chamber of Secrets? (I've had a lotta people give me shit about this one. Most've asserted that one must destroy the vessel in order to destroy the Horcrux. Not true. The Diary was damaged, as were all the other Horcruxes. Basilisk venom had damaged Harry to the point of near-death. Ergo, his body was severely damaged. That should've released and destroyed the Horcrux. His subsequent healing by Fawkes is irrelevant).

8) If Voldy had his Horcruxes binding his soul to the physical world, why did Quirrell drink Unicorn blood in First Year if Voldy already had protection in place?

9) Lily's love for Harry provided protection from the Killing Curse? So Lily was the only parent, or even mother, who died for their child? Bullshit.

10) Harry used a Shield Charm to protect the Weasley Matriarch from a Killing Curse? What's that all about? Don't say it was because of the Elder Wand or I'll slap you so hard it'll knock your face off the front of your skull. If it was the Elder Wand's power, wouldn't Dumblefuck have used it to protect himself instead of Fawkes doing a kamikaze in front of Ol' No Nose's Killing Curse to save the old, bearded, pedophile?

11) Timelines. The timeline from Voldy's attack in Godric's Hollow to Harry being left at Privet Drive is completely fucked. So too is the timeline from Harry's decision to 'rescue' Sirius in the Department of Mysteries to the unfortunate denouement of the book and film. Snivellus's role is extremely suspect.

12) Why was the wizard who 'supposedly' defeated Grindelwald unable to stop Snivellus from escaping from the Hog's Head Inn that fateful night of the prophecy being told, but instead sat on his wrinkled, old ass and did nothing about it?

13) Am I the only Harry Potter fan in the world that thinks that Slughorn should, at the very least, be punished with any kind of sentence in Azkaban for withholding his knowledge of Tommy's pursuit of Horcruxes from Harry when the latter needed the information?

14) The entire timeline of the Post-Godric's Hollow and Pre-Privet Drive encounters of October Thirty-First, Nineteen Eighty-One to November First, Nineteen Eighty-One:

A. Why did it take Hagrid over a full day to bring Harry from the Potter cottage to Privet Drive, especially on Sirius's flying motorcycle, which is pretty fast?

B. Why was McGonagall watching over the Dursleys' home at Privet Drive if she was unsure if the Potters had been killed in Godric's Hollow?

C. How did the entire wizarding population find out about the downfall of Voldy Moldyshorts? The Potters had been living in a pretty small village under the Fidelius Charm, not in central London, or anything along the lines of that.

D. When did Dumbles cast the infamous Blood Wards? He showed up, used the Deluminator, convinced McGonagall leaving Harry with the Dursleys was the correct course of action, and abandoned a fifteen-month-old wounded child on a doorstep in November at the earliest opportunity.

15) Harry has a 'connection' to Voldy because of the idiotic Horcrux in his head, right? So why did his vision in the summer prior to Fourth Year begin in Frank's home when Voldy Moldyshorts was in Riddle Manor and unaware of the man, at least before Frank went up to the manor and Nagini informed Ol' No Nose of Frank's presence?

16) If 'either must die at the hand of the other, for neither can live while the other survives' then...

A. How could the Basilisk kill Harry? Granted, Harry didn't die (obviously), but he nearly did and it's generally accepted in the canon that Harry was saved by Fawkes.

B. By that means (dying by the hand of the other), Harry either completed the prophecy in Godric's Hollow or the whole prophecy falls apart. If a person is defined by their soul and not their body, then Harry completed the prophecy in the Chamber of Secrets when he destroyed a piece of Ol' No Nose's soul (Diary). However, how could Hermione (Cup), Neville (Nagini), Dumbles (Ring), Voldy (Harry's scar), Crabbe (Diadem), and Weasley (Locket) destroy the Horcruxes? It doesn't work. The prophecy doesn't make any motherfucking sense, and is all over the fucking place.

C. How did Harry kill Ol' Voldy Moldyshorts at the end of DH? The Killing Curse that killed Riddle was cast by the Dark Wizard and was merely reflected back at him (like Harry and Malfoy during GoF), so Voldy didn't 'die at the hand of the other', he died by his own stupid hand.

17) Weasley imitated Parseltongue in DH? Really? Stop it. I can see the crazy all over that.

18) At the end of OotP when Dumblefuck showed Harry the memory of Trelawney telling the prophecy, it was played uninterrupted. But the original scene was NOT uninterrupted. Remember? During the telling of the prophecy, the door was opened by Abe with Snivellus in hand midway through the prophecy. That should've been included in the memory shown to Harry.

19) Stick with me here. Jo's recurring theme is that the Pure-Bloods are wrong, Blood Status and Blood Purity are both irrelevant to magical capability; power or prospect. She shows this repeatedly with Hermione as her primary Champion of Muggle-Borns and Lily Potter in the background providing the same. Yet, when Voldy is brought back, what does he take from Harry? His blood. Then he says something to the effect that now that the Dark Wizard has Harry's blood in him, then the magical protection imbued by Lily is now overcome. Because Riddle's been brought back using Harry Potter's blood, he's transferred, overcome, and bypassed the magical protection afforded by Lily. So the Pure-Bloods were and are right; magic is in one's blood. Jeez, does Jo think through any of these decisions, like at all? She could've easily had Pettigrew conduct a ritual to siphon off Harry's magic or something along the lines of that. Voldy Moldyshorts already had human flesh from his servant, but he needed and wanted to overcome the protection from Lily, so he took Harry's blood.

20) Why on Earth would Ol' Fatty Hot Fudge have two Dementors with him during the Third and Final Task of the Triwizard Tournament? The most dangerous obstacles were a Boggart, a Sphinx, a Hippogriff, and an Acromantula. The Hogwarts staff could easily subdue those foes. Unless Dementors can teleport with Apparition, there's no way they could get there in the roughly half-hour between Harry's return from the cemetery and the time Crouch Junior is given the Dementor's Kiss.

21) Why didn't Harry throw out Hedwig's cage after the summer between First and Second Years? Vernon had locked her in the cage and it tortured Harry to see her in such a state, so why didn't he solve the problem by discarding the cage? My brother's kids are much younger and their response to something they don't like is to throw it away.

22) So, the Locket Horcrux fucked around with Harry's and Hermione's emotions, logic centers, and general being, right? Why? Harry had been running around for the majority of his life with a Horcrux in his head and it didn't affect him one bit. The youngest Weasley was affected so much because she poured so much of herself into the Diary (which is actually kinda smart, despite the ridiculousness of the Horcrux implementation). So why did the Locket affect Harry and, by extension, Hermione? It shouldn't have, or the Horcrux in Harry's head should've twisted him over the years. Again - Jo used her characters to further the plot rather than her characters driving the plot for her.

23) This idea was sent to me from somebody whose name I can't remember right now, but what they asked me was..."When does a spell end?" Obviously, the spell is dispelled either via an Ending Spell (i.e. Finite, Finite Incantatem, etc.) or by Curse-Breaking. What about when the caster dies? The Full Body-Bind Curse that Dumblefuck cast on Harry while at the top of the Astronomy Tower ended at the moment of Dumbledork's death. It's even discussed in those terms. However...

A. What about all the ancient ruins that William plunders for Gringotts? Granted, one could make the argument that these were protected via runes or other non-spell originating sources, but it begs the cry of, "inconsistency!" The Fidelius Charm on Twelve Grimmauld Place? Wizarding portraits? Are they rune enchanted or is the paint a potion? It's very, very vague and, again, not very well thought out.

24) One other idea from the mystery person. There's a minor loophole in the Fidelius Charm. Follow an Order member as they travel. They're walking down the street, past Six Grimmauld Place. Number Nine. Number Ten. Whoops, he just disappeared, but where to? Lessee...over there is Ten Grimmauld Place and over there is Fourteen Grimmauld Place. Hmmm, the mind boggles.

25) So Harry's the Master of Death, right? How? Well, one would have to be in possession of all three of the Deathly Hallows. But Harry cast away the Resurrection Stone with no intent to retrieve it before he encountered Voldy Moldyshorts in the Forbidden Forest. He no longer had it in his possession, ergo, he no longer was the Master of that Deathly Hallow. The Elder Wand is an interesting case that Jo actually, surprisingly, provided a good case for why Harry didn't need to physically possess the item. The Cloak of Invisibility had been Harry's for years, but the Stone, he'd gotten rid of. All that build-up thrown away in a vain attempt at a dramatic scene. He could've just put the Stone in his pocket (having his parents, Sirius, and Lupin vanish) while still maintaining mastery over that Hallow.

26) The staff of Hogwarts did NOTHING when Malfoy distributed his 'POTTER STINKS' badges? Really? They allowed students to wear a degrading button? Really? At Holly's nephew's school, the students can't wear anything that even hints at degrading another student or they get suspended or, even worse, expelled and arrested.

27) The staff of Hogwarts and the organizers of the Triwizard Tournament allowed a reporter (especially one with an infamous reputation) to interview a fourteen-year-old boy without an adult present? Sure. Yeah. I believe that.

28) Why were Harry and Hermione hungry on the Horcrux hunt? Can't anyone incant, "Accio Fish."?

29) Why didn't Lupin and/or Snivellus see two sets of Harrys and Hermiones running around on the Marauders' Map?

30) It takes a dozen trained handlers to control a single Dragon, yet the Triwizard Tournament organizers expect one school age wizard or witch to survive the First Task? Really? That's the equivalent of turning a Junior in high school loose in a cage with an enraged, rabid tiger. That's fucking insane bullshit right there.

31) How did Filch survive being persecuted during Harry's Seventh Year and remain at Hogwarts, despite the fact he was a Squib. After all, Voldy hated anyone who was a Muggle, a Muggle-Born, a Half-Blood, a Blood-Traitor, a Squib, a magical creature, or a Half-Breed, and not a loyal Pure-Blood.

32) The magical object known as the 'Pensieve' was introduced in Goblet of Fire. Why then, didn't Dumblefuck offer up Harry's memory of Ol' Voldy Moldyshorts's return as evidence at the end? It seemed (upon first reading) to be an obvious plot device. Kinda like Amortentia in Half-Blood Prince...

33) So the enchantment on the Mirror of Erised would only release the Philosopher's Stone (I'm American) to a person who wanted to find the Stone, but not use it. A person like Quirrell; due to the fact that he only wanted to find the Stone while Voldy wanted to use it.

34) Dumblefuck decided not to close off the Whomping Willow or any of the other secret entrances into that dusty old school, despite the fact that Sirius (at the time thought to be guilty) knew all of the entrances into Hogwarts as he was one-quarter of the group (the Marauders) that knew where they all were.

35) The International Statute of Wizarding Secrecy is meant to keep the Wizarding World a secret from the Muggle World, and yet, in Philosopher's Stone (I'm American) in King's Cross Station, the Weasley Matriarch is shouting the words "Muggles" and "Platform Nine and Three Quarters" at the top of her lungs in a crowded train station full of, you guessed it, non-magical Muggles which could threaten to expose the Wizarding World, and yet the fat, old, redhead Weasley Matriarch isn't arrested by the Auror Department, Hit Wizards, Department of Magical Law Enforcement, Magical Law Enforcement Squad, and/or Statute of Secrecy Task Force. What the hell is all this bullshit?

36) In CoS, it's said that the Chamber was opened before, which led to similar attacks that're currently happening during the events of the book and film, and eventually the death of a student. Assuming the attacked students were petrified in a similar manner to the students attacked during the second opening of the Chamber, one with a working brain and brain cells would assume the students - once unpetrified - would've been able to provide at least some clues as to what sorta magical creature the "Monster of Slytherin" was. Furthermore, one'd think that someone would've interviewed the ghost of the dead student during the fifty years between the first and second openings and made the connection between the dead student having heard a boy being in a girls' bathroom speaking a different language, her having seen a huge pair of eyes and dying immediately, Slytherin being a Parselmouth, and there being a monster loose inside the castle. I mean, shouldn't Dumblefuck, the self-proclaimed 'supposed' "greatest and most powerful wizard of the age alive in the world", have been able to pull his bearded, old head outta his wrinkled, old ass; dust off his senile, old brain; and figure it out, especially since he knew that Riddle was a Parselmouth?

37) In PoA, Fred and George somehow know how to work the Marauders' Map, including the exact phrases of the password necessary to make the Map show up on the sheet of parchment paper and then disappear. This, despite the fact that they stole it from Filch who obviously wouldn't've known the password (and wouldn't've told them even if he did). Of the four people who did know the password, one was dead; one was serving a life sentence in Azkaban when Fred and George got the Map; one was missing for twelve years and presumed dead; and the fourth, Lupin, wasn't at Hogwarts when Fred and George got the Map and never knew they had it.

38) Book 4, GoF, establishes the existence of Veritaserum, a magical potion that makes everyone who drinks it tell the absolute truth. Well, if Veritaserum exists, why does the Wizarding World even have trials in the first fucking place? Why'd Sirius spend twelve years in Azkaban when the Ministry could've just had him chug down some Veritaserum and find out whether or not he killed the thirteen he was accused of? That idiot who couldn't write a correct plot to save her life, Rowling was asked this, and claimed that wizards and witches would do things like seal their throats with magic to prevent them from being dosed, etc. However, this is implausible as a reason for them not using Veritaserum.

A. Why can't the Aurors simply undo a spell or charm like that and then dose the suspect?

B. GoF itself showed how to circumvent something like that - just stun the suspect with the Stunning Spell, and then dose them as soon as they're knocked out. Crouch Junior had this happen to him, and then spilled the beans to confess everything.

C. While guilty parties would obviously avoid being dosed, definitely those who're on trial, but innocent would happily take the potion to prove their innocence.

D. GoF also doesn't explain why the whole complex plot was necessary in the first case, since Crouch Junior could've just turned any object into a Portkey. Dumb-as-a-motherfucker does that in Book 5 when he needs to get Harry outta Hogwarts in a hurry.

39) In Book 7, it's established that George's ear, sliced off by Snivellus's Dark magic, can't be reattached. Wounds caused by Dark magic can't be magically healed. However, in the previous book (Book 6) Harry uses the Sectumsempra Curse (which he doesn't fully understand) on Malfoy, slices him all the way to Hell and back, and nearly kills him (unfortunately for him not taking out the little bleach blonde ferret when he (Harry) had the chance after everything he (Malfoy) had put him (Harry) through in the past)...only for Snape to come charging in and mumble some magical incantation that heals Malfoy's wounds.

40) Also, in GoF, the Quidditch World Cup is disrupted by an attack of Death Eaters that causes the tens of, if not hundreds of, thousands of attendees to flee in terror, even though the Death Munchers are outnumbered by hundreds to one.

41) What also doesn't make any damn sense is that if the Protection wore off when Harry turned seventeen-years-old, then that means that the Protection was removed from the blood in Harry's body that had aged from when he was fifteen-months-old to seventeen-years-old. And you wanna know what else is funny? The blood in Ol' No Nose Voldy Moldyshorts's body that he took from Harry in the Little Hangleton cemetery ALSO AGED over the course of the over two years between GoF and DH, meaning that the Protection should've been GONE ENTIRELY as the blood cells aged to seventeen-years-old, thus removing the Protection as it would wear off.

A. Also, again, I have to say this to bring this up clearly. The blood cells aged to seventeen-years-old in both Harry's and Moldyshorts's bodies, ergo, the Protection should've been GONE completely. That's the rules of both the Sacrificial Protection and Bond of Blood Charm: they both wear off completely when the protected person reaches the age of seventeen-years-old. Towards the beginning of DH when Harry, Hermione, and the other Order members are at Four Privet Drive Harry's already had his seventeenth birthday, ergo (again), his blood cells (both in his and Moldyshorts's bodies) have already aged to seventeen-years-old, again meaning that the Protection should've been removed, worn off, and completely gone away. Yet, Rowling wasn't even aware of the ironclad, concrete, set-in-stone rules of her OWN DAMN WORLD and threw logic out the fucking window to get ass-raped somewhere else by thinking, "Eh, fuck it AND the rules. I don't give a shit anymore about logic, even though everything has to have logic, but there IS no logic...I mean, after all, the sky is green, the Sun is made of chocolate, my nose is a kangaroo, and the Moon is a dog. Time to do more drugs. (inhales three entire bags' worth of crack cocaine) Whew!"

B. If Harry's blood cells in both parties' bodies aged to seventeen-years-old, then there's NO Protection AT ALL as it'd be gone...as per the rules and laws of magic that she created for all of the branches of magic, the Sacrificial Protection and Bond of Blood Charm being among them as well.

42) In CoS the Chamber's entrance is discovered to be in the plumbing of an abandoned girls' bathroom, when it was supposedly created a thousand years prior to the beginning of the franchise, long before the creation of plumbing. Jo attempted (and didn't do a good enough job on) trying to give an answer to this question in an article on Pottermore, which explained that the plumbing was added in the Eighteenth Century, and prior to that, "wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence." On top of being an incredibly, to quote Nick Fury, "stupid-ass" attempt at worldbuilding, it raises all of these following problems.

A. Medieval castles didn't have plumbing, but they had plenty of ways to manage waste, including chamberpots (which're mentioned in the franchise) and outhouses. Why didn't the people of Hogwarts use those methods? (There are records of people shitting and pissing on the floor in medieval castles, but this WASN'T the norm.)

B. Vanishing Spells in the Wizarding World of the franchise are shown to be rather complicated affairs, not taught until at least Fifth Year, and pulling one off was considered part of the O.W.L.s exams. Did students from Fourth Year down just sit around with piss-drenched and shit-stained robes, or need to ask for help?

C. What the fuck was this, a fucking common method in the Wizarding World, or something? If so (and telling how fucked up this world is, at least Tolkien didn't write about the characters pissing and shitting themselves in all of his books and other works that made up his Legendarium), how the fucking hell did kids sixteen and under, who can't use magic outside school, handle their waste after they pissed and shit themselves?! If not, why would newcomers to Hogwarts be A-okay with an environment where their teachers and classmates piss and shit on the floor like animals? Actually, I take that back, as that's offensive to animals.

D. Why not just set up outhouses and then have someone else (like the House-Elves) come around every day to vanish them, or create some kinda item with a Vanishing Spell built into it? Or an item with a portal to the ocean? There are countless methods wizards could use to create toilet-like apparatuses without bothering with plumbing. Seems a lot like it'd be a lot less gross and annoying than just pissing and shitting themselves to then cast a spell to teleport it away.

E. If wizards already had a basically functional system, why would they feel the need to incorporate something as extensive as plumbing? Keep in mind that wizards eschew Muggle technology enough that they still use feather quills, inkpots, and parchment paper in the motherfucking Nineties.

F. The only described protection for the Chamber of Secrets before the bathroom is a trapdoor, which makes it even stranger that it was somehow never discovered for centuries.

G. Apparently, the Heir of Slytherin at the time, Corvinus Gaunt, managed to interfere with it enough to protect the original trapdoor and transfer its Hidden-Language (Parseltongue) Wards to one of the sinks, which raises the question of how a teenager was able to do this, much less without anyone noticing, much less a member of the notoriously inbred and violent Gaunt Family? And if Gaunt could do all this, it seems like it'd be a lot easier to just block up the original passage and make a new entrance elsewhere. A girls' bathroom sink isn't what you'd call a convenient place for your hiding spot. For that matter, why didn't Gaunt open the Chamber himself, if he knew where it was and how to do so, and wanted to purge Muggle-Borns from the school?

H. Descriptions of the Chamber in the books imply its entrance passage is connected to the plumbing - the passage is said to branch off in several places, and the Basilisk used the pipes to traverse the castle and hunt people. So either the designers of the plumbing saw this passage, shrugged, and built their pipes in and around it without bothering to investigate further, or Gaunt managed to conceal the passage to people who were building into it.

I. And since the historical date of the creation of indoor plumbing apparently matters all of a sudden in this magical wizard castle, how does a system installed in the eighteenth century have a U-bend, something that was invented in Eighteen Eighty (Nineteenth Century)?

43) Jo completely ripped-off and copied numerous pieces from J.R.R. Tolkien's 'The Lord of the Rings'. Here are all of the ones that I found:

A. Frodo=Harry,

B. Gandalf=Dumbles,

C. Sauron=Voldy,

D. Saruman=Snivellus,

E. Wormtongue=Wormtail,

F. Gollum=Kreacher,

G. Nazgûl=Dementors,

H. Shelob=Aragog,

I. Aragorn=Sirius,

J. One Ring=Horcruxes+Cloak of Invisibility (Locket Horcrux messes with your mind+Ring Horcrux is a ring+Cloak of Invisibility makes you invisible+Horcrux contains part of your soul, just like the One Ring),

K. Longbottom is a type of pipeweed that's smoked in the Shire,

L. Merry and Pippin=Fred and George,

M. Four main races of Middle-Earth=Four Houses of Hogwarts (Men=Gryffindor, Elves=Ravenclaw, Dwarves=Slytherin, and Hobbits=Hufflepuff),

N. 'Him That We Do Not Name'='He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named'/'You-Know-Who',

O. Old Man Willow or "The Old Gray Willow-Man." (as called by Tom Bombadil)=the Whomping Willow,

P. Dumbledor=Dumbledore (Tolkien used the word 'Dumbledor', minus the 'e', before Jo did, with the addition of an 'e'),

Q. Mirror of Galadriel=Pensieve+Mirror of Erised (the Mirror of Galadriel allows one to see images and visions of the past, present, and future; as well as what one desires most to see, which is absolutely a combination of what both the Pensieve and the Mirror of Erised are capable of doing),

R. Golden Hall of Meduseld=Hogwarts Great Hall (both Anglo-Saxon Halls),

S. Gandalf battling against the Balrog, Durin's Bane, on the Bridge of Khazad-dûm within Khazad-dûm/the Mines of Moria (which is both a cave and a mine)=Dumbledore battling against the Inferi in the Horcrux Cave (which is a cave, similar to Khazad-dûm/the Mines of Moria being a cave as well, alongside also being a mine as well),

T. Tom Bombadil saving the Hobbits from Old Man Willow in the Old Forest=Firenze saving Harry from Voldemort in the Forbidden Forest,

U. The Hobbits being attacked by Old Man Willow when they got too close=Harry and Hermione being attacked by the Whomping Willow when they got too close,

V. Sauron being referred to as the Dark Lord=Voldemort being referred to as the...grunts and grimaces in response, due to the fact that he doesn't deserve to be referred to by that title...Dark Lord (Jo couldn't even come up with something and just decided to rip that off from Tolkien),

W. The Hobbits' (primarily Frodo's) quest to destroy the Ring=Harry's and Hermione's (primarily Harry's) quest to destroy the Horcruxes,

X. Frodo coming across the dead bodies in the Dead Marshes and nearly dying in the Dead Marshes=Harry coming across the dead bodies of the Inferi in the Horcrux Cave and nearly being killed in the Horcrux Cave,

Y. Frodo being affected, possessed, and controlled by the One Ring=Harry being a Horcrux, as well as being affected, possessed, and controlled by Voldemort through the Horcrux,

Z. The Council of Elrond=the Order of the Phoenix (both of them being the main and initial resistance to the villain, with the Council of Elrond being in direct defiance of Sauron, and the Order of the Phoenix being in direct defiance of Voldemort),

Z2. Gandalf's staff being able to produce a magical light from it=the Wand-Lighting Charm (Lumos) being able to produce a magical light from the wizard's or witch's wand,

There's more, but I'm getting pissed off, so I'll stop now.

PS. Here are some more feats of the Force, if you haven't seen enough.

Darth Sidious by himself accomplished feats that the most powerful wizard to have ever lived, Merlin, couldn't even begin to even possibly dream of in his wildest dream.

Sidious has...

Consumed all of space, altered time, and ripped through reality itself through the use of Force Storms.

Destroyed entire planets and starfleets of hundreds of thousands of starships.

Mind dominated over one trillion beings, while also draining the Force out of them.

Performed Galaxy-wide Battle Meditation for twenty-three years straight, and he effortlessly did it for 24/7 without having a rest during his reign as the Emperor of the Galactic Empire up until his death above Endor.

Mind dominated hundreds of septillions of beings as proven that he could mind dominate the entire Galaxy.

Became so powerful that he existed as a being of pure Dark Side Force energy.

Created a Force Barrier so durable that it could survive attacks that literally consumed and destroyed everything it touched, as to not let Luke and R2-D2, or the Dark Empire Armada that transported to Byss be destroyed by the all-destructive power of the Force Storm, and he can also create Force Barriers on the scale of an entire armada or to cover the entire Galaxy.

It took every single fucking Jedi ever from the time of their creation up until 11 ABY to seal away and imprison his Dark Side Force Spirit in the deepest, darkest pit of Chaos (the Star Wars Expanded Universe equivalent of Hell) for the rest of eternity, and it still didn't fucking destroy him.

Could move at massively faster-than-light+ speed and has massively faster-than-light+ speed reaction time down to the yoctosecond.

That's how powerful Sidious was since, again, he created Force Barriers powerful enough to withstand the devastating effects of a Force storm, which can bend the space-time continuum, alter entire dimensions, and destroy everything it consumes; could move at massively faster-than-light+ speed and has massively faster-than-light+ speed reaction time down to the yoctosecond; effortlessly toyed with a thirty-five-kilometer-long Eclipse-class Imperial Star Dreadnought while also effortlessly mind-raping hundreds of septillions of people across the entire Known Galaxy; and he had the power to create life through just his own pure and raw Force power.

Besides, Darth Sidious would solo all of Harry Potter just by himself.

The Reborn Darth Sidious mastered the Force power of Force Storm to perfection allowing his Force Storm, to the point it could effortlessly swallow entire starfleets of hundreds of thousands of starships, effortlessly rip apart entire worlds, and even alter the very fabric of time itself to Palpatine's own desire. It has become the single most destructive Force power ever and one of the most powerful Force powers ever, surpassed only by Oneness (or Total Oneness), Wall of Light, and Force Light.

This power allowed the Jedi and the Sith to twist the space-time continuum to create vast storms of Force energy.

Star Wars: Dark Empire Sourcebook,

The Reborn Emperor learned to fully control Force Storms instantly. He was proven to be sufficiently powerful when he attained absolute and full mastery of this technique.

Vast energy storms that connected wildly disparating spots across the Galaxy, hyperspace wormholes were unpredictable and devastating. It was to the Rebel Alliance's detriment that Emperor Palpatine was able to not only control these storms, but to create them.

Star Wars: Dark Empire: Handbook #3,

"I've read his dark books. According to his own word, he's unleashed a chaos only he himself can control!"

"You're both wasting your time! I can control the Dark Side of the Force! My Force Storm is reducing your Rebel Fleet to dust! All your friends will die!"

Luke Skywalker and The Reborn Emperor,

Star Wars: Dark Empire,

According to the Emperor, through a simple act of will he was able to generate energy storms, vastly destructive, unstoppable. 'Force Storms' he calls them.

What he also wrote in his Book of Anger, was that he could completely control such phenomena, once he has triggered their onset. Even in the years since he wrote those words, the Emperor had continued to push his Dark Side abilities beyond even perfection, and now he boasted to Luke that he had beyond perfect control of his Force Storms.

Star Wars: Dark Empire Endnotes,

The Reborn Emperor learned to internalize the Force Storm ability so that he could effortlessly rip open the fabric of space and as such, teleport, without the need for summoning external energy storms.

The key to Luke's turning was the moment when he and Leia realized the Emperor was no longer defined by his physical form, but had become a chaotic nexus of Dark Side Force energy that swelled and ripped open the fabric of space, tearing apart everything in the vicinity; human and machine.

Star Wars: Dark Empire Endnotes,

This was supported by Palpatine musing that the center of the body was where the Dark Side Force energy was concentrated in Force Storms.

"Anger concentrated by Will in the vital center of the body creates a portal through which vast energies are released - the energies of the Dark Side of the Force."

Darth Sidious,

Book of Anger,

Palpatine's Dark Side Adepts had also shown themselves capable of teleporting, and given that all they knew they learned from the Emperor, it was solid evidence that Palpatine could effortlessly teleport himself.

The Reborn Emperor effortlessly unleashed multiple Force Storms on different worlds at the same time, from across the Galaxy.

"The energy storm that took Commander Skywalker, this isn't an isolated event. Similar Storms have been detected in several systems simultaneously across the Galaxy."

Mon Mothma,

Star Wars: Dark Empire Audio Drama,

This meant that Sidious could effortlessly create multiple Force Storms at the same time.

These Storms were large enough to envelop and teleport entire starfleets of hundreds of thousands of starships to the other side of the Galaxy.

ACKBAR: "Glad to be in one piece Mon Mothma, after what we've seen. We penetrated as far as we could into the star systems still controlled by the Empire. We got as far as the planet Byss. It was ringed with hundreds of millions of warships. Something of great consequence is happening there. We saw Imperial ships from both sides of the civil war vanishing into the farthest reaches of the Galactic Core."

MON MOTHMA: "Our spies and Probe Droids report similar sightings in other sectors. Whole starfleets of ships vanishing from our tracking screens. What can it mean?"

Star Wars: Dark Empire Audio Drama,

Note: This Storm was so powerful it could effortlessly alter entire dimensions with its own sheer and raw power.

The swirling vortex of dimension-altering energy consumed Luke, and deposited him far away on the Deep Core world of Byss.

Databank (2008): Luke Skywalker,

The Reborn Emperor transported Luke and R2-D2 from across the Galaxy to Byss and dumped them into a prison ship.

'Given how small the room was, the Force Storm would also have to have been very small. This leads me to believe Palpatine can effortlessly alter the size of his Storms on the fly and use them in combat just as effectively as any other Force ability without killing himself should he choose so.'

"One of the Emperor's Force Storms destroyed the Alliance base on the moon of Da Soocha and the entire starfleet above it. Every day I'm reminded how lucky we are that Palpatine is lost to Chaos forever."

Luke Skywalker,

Star Wars: Book of Sith: Secrets from the Dark Side,

First, there's the Valley of the Jedi, one of the most well known Star Wars Force feats in not only all of Expanded Universe continuity, but also one of the absolute greatest Force feats in the entire history of the entire Star Wars Expanded Universe series, which boosts a Force-user's power to such an extent that they can effortlessly cause supernovas with utmost ease. As Qu Rahn puts it:

"Jerec, the man who murdered your father, is a great evil. He searches for the location of a sacred place, the Valley of the Jedi. The Force of hundreds of thousands of Jedi is trapped there. If Jerec captures this power, he'll be a creature such as the universe has never seen. A supernova of stars in a fleeting thought - the eradication of life from a star system in a whisper - will be within his power."

Star Wars: Jedi Knight: Dark Forces II,

There's also the power of Naga Sadow's Sith Corsair, which channeled and controlled Dark Side Force energy to the point where one was able to effortlessly and casually be able to destroy entire stars.

As well as Brakiss' feats, showing that it was more than possible for a Sith to destroy stars without a device to channel and better focus their power:

"More than five millennia ago the Denarii Nova exploded, ripping through these stars and reducing them to cinders." said Brakiss. "The powerful Dark Lord of the Sith, Naga Sadow, caused this cataclysmic event to gain his freedom from pursuing Republic warships. With the extravagant power of the Dark Side, Naga Sadow tore these two stars apart and used giant flares like two slapping hands to effortlessly crush the fleet behind him."

Zekk nodded again and finally found words.

"Another example of the power of the Dark Side."

Brakiss smiled proudly at him. "It's a power your friends Jacen and Jaina would never have shown you - much less taught you. Even though, through their bloodline, they're more than capable of effortlessly performing feats that would make it seem as if it were the work of an unborn infant."

"No." said Zekk. "They never would have. And I agree, their power is incredible. Nigh-infinite I believe so."

For years, he had been friends with the twin children of Leia and Han Solo. Zekk was just a street kid, though - a nobody, who lived by his wits scavenging items in the dangerous underlevels of the city-covered world of Coruscant.

His hopes for a better life had been little more than dreams until the Nightsister Tamith Kai snatched him and brought him to the Shadow Academy as part of a new recruitment drive.

In an earlier attempt to gain talented candidates, Brakiss had made an error by kidnapping the high-profile trainees Jacen, Jaina, and Lowbacca.

When that failed, he had decided the Shadow Academy might do better with a different sort of person: downtrodden young ones who wouldn't be missed, yet had just as much potential to acquire Jedi powers - more to gain by swearing allegiance to the Second Imperium.

Zekk had resisted the transformation at first, fighting to stay loyal to his friends. But gradually Brakiss lured him, showing Zekk how to use the Force for one small thing, and then another. Zekk discovered that he was strong in the Force, and he learned quickly.

The experience altered his feelings towards the twins from friendship to resentment. Jaina and Jacen had never thought to include him in Jedi testing, though he felt he had as much innate talent as any of their highborn friends. Zekk's main regret in leaving his old life was that he missed his companion, old Peckhum. But now he had much more of a….

Zekk was beginning to understand Jedi powers, and he had already done things he had never dreamed of.

Gazing at the stormy suns, Brakiss raised his arms to each side, spreading his fingers. His silver hooded robe flowed around him as if knit from silken spiderwebs. He stared into the swirling flares of the Denarii Nova. "Observe, Zekk - and learn."

Closing his eyes, the Master of the Shadow Academy began to move his hands. Zekk watched through the observation port, his bright, emerald green eyes widening.

The ocean of rarefied incandescent gases between the dying stars began to swirl like arms of fire...writhing, changing shape, dancing in time with the hand motions Brakiss made. The Dark Teacher was manipulating the very starfire itself, with absolutely no difficulty!

He whispered to Zekk without opening his eyes, without observing the effect of his work. "The Force is in all things." said Brakiss. "From the smallest pebble to the largest star. This is just a glimmer of how Naga Sadow reached out to the stars and delivered a mortal wound five thousand years ago."

"Could you make the Sun explode?" asked Zekk in awe.

Brakiss opened his eyes and looked at his young student. His eyebrows furrowed and creased. "Yes." he replied. "Although, I don't believe I ever wanna try. For it'd kill us both, you and I."

Zekk remembered the way Brakiss had enticed him to experiment with his innate Jedi powers, by giving him a Flarestick and showing how simple it was to draw shapes in the flames with the Force. Here in the Denarii Nova, Brakiss had done the same thing - only on a scale the size of a star system.

Star Wars: Young Jedi Knights: Lightsabers,

He actually grew in power a lot since last seen, so much so that he was only permanently defeated by the combined effort of the spirits of every Jedi who ever lived.

Obi-Wan Kenobi, Master Yoda, - and even Luke's and Leia's father, Anakin Skywalker - have all disappeared, gone from the Galaxy. Mysteriously, for reasons known only to themselves, they no longer appeared to Luke, or offered him their guidance.

And yet...there was a feeling...a sense of hidden nearness...as if they were watching him, sometimes frowning, sometimes nodding their heads. Others too - untold hundreds of millions of departed Jedi - were with them.

Luke felt a unity among the Jedi, reaching beyond 'this crude flesh' stretching back over thirty-five thousand years and more, to the very beginning of the Jedi Knights, and their predecessors. It was as if the attention of the departed Jedi could never be fully turned away from the Galaxy, until the great crimes of the Empire were finally undone.

Star Wars: Dark Empire Endnotes,

His body mortally wounded, Palpatine tracked down the Solos and desperately sought to transfer his fading essence into the infant Anakin Solo. Where he would grow more powerful than ever before by possessing the grandson of Anakin Skywalker. He was blocked and absorbed by the dying Jedi Knight, Empatajayos Brand, who promised that he and all the other Jedi spirits would ensure the Darksider never returned. The Emperor's reign was over for good.

The Official Star Wars Fact File #120,

As it took every Jedi ever to imprison Sidious, at this point he was far above and beyond what Jerec could achieve when empowered by the Valley of the Jedi (i.e. effortlessly provoke supernovas without a thought). It should be noted, that the Jedi Order was created over thirty-five thousand years before Sidious' final demise in 11 ABY.

The Reborn Emperor shielded Luke Skywalker, R2-D2, and the entire Dark Empire Armada from his Force Storms from across the Galaxy. This was an application of Force Barrier.

Note: Force Storms were capable of destroying absolutely everything they touched, and Luke and the others very clearly went right through the eye. The Force Storm was stated also to rip space, bend time, and capable of altering virtually-infinite entire dimensions.

"The churning energy mass of a Force Storm can consume everything it touches, for at its eye is purest of hate."

Darth Sidious,

Star Wars: Book of Sith: Secrets from the Dark Side,

The Emperor telekinetically buried the Lusankya, a more than nineteen-point-six-kilometer-long Executor-class Super Star Destroyer.

Years before, one of a number of Super Star Destroyers commissioned by the Emperor had disappeared. In fact, as a demonstration of Palpatine's Dark Side power, he had buried the Lusankya at the edge of Imperial City.

The Official Star Wars Fact File #9,

Once completed, the Emperor himself used the Dark Side of the Force to hide the Lusankya beneath the surface of Coruscant's cityscape.

Star Wars: The New Jedi Order: Enemy Lines II: Rebel Stand,

Q: In the Knights of the Old Republic Campaign Guide, under the Sith Battleship description it states that Exar Kun recovered his ship the 'Corsair' in the same way Darth Nihilus recovered the 'Ravager' on Malachor V. Does this mean that Exar Kun summoned the ship via the Force from the depths of the Massassi Temple of Sacrifice?

Peña: That said, looking over the text, it appears to me that a direct analogy with the Ravager and that your interpretation is absolutely correct. (Another example, though in reverse, is Emperor Palpatine using the Force to bury the Lusankya, in plain sight, beneath the surface of the planet Coruscant).

Abel G. Peña Messenger Question,

Note: The vessel Darth Nihilus manipulated was only slightly more than one-point-two-kilometers-long, meaning that Palpatine can manipulate ships exponentially well over nineteen times longer than that. As a reminder, Darth Nihilus is a being with High Large Multiple Planet Level+ to Mid Large Multiple Solar System Level+ power and feats.

The Emperor scanned and erased the memories of all of Coruscant's civilian population. This was an application of Memory Rub.

The Emperor's power through the Dark Side of the Force had been sufficient to compel trillions of people to forget having seen the Lusankya being buried.

Star Wars: X-Wing: The Krytos Trap,

She renamed the vessel Lusankya, and, with help from the Emperor's mind-fogging powers, Imperial engineers buried the tremendous battleship beneath the cityscape in Coruscant's Manarai Mountain District.

Star Wars: The New Essential Guide to Characters,

Note: The top quote is the lowest low-ball of Wedge Antilles' rough estimate. Given that the Lusankya was lowered from orbit and given how fast information travels with the HoloNet and such, it would be more accurate to suggest that hundreds of billions, if not trillions, of civilians witnessed the event. With a number like that, it shows that Palpatine had effortlessly been able to instantly scan the entire planet to know whose memories to completely erase, so that's well over one trillion beings in total.

Over one trillion citizens call Coruscant home.

Star Wars: Coruscant and the Core Worlds,

Midi-chlorian Manipulation:

Darth Sidious recalled how he and Plagueis had made a breakthrough regarding Midi-chlorians.

His election seven years earlier had been one of the signs Plagueis had been waiting for - the return to power of a Valorum - and had followed on the heels of a remarkable breakthrough Plagueis and Sidious had engineered in manipulating Midi-chlorians. A breakthrough the Muun had described as, "Galactonic." Both of them suspected that the Jedi had sensed it as well, hundreds of light years distant on Coruscant.

Star Wars: Darth Plagueis,

Sidious claimed he could effortlessly return Plagueis from the brink of death if he had so chosen.

Hatred stained Sidious' eyes.

"I could save you, of course. Return you from the brink, as you did Venamis. I could retask your body to repair the damage already done to your lungs, your hearts, your aged brain. But I'll do no such thing. The idea here isn't to drag you back at the last moment, but to bring you to death's door and shove you through to the other side."

Star Wars: Darth Plagueis,

Sidious effortlessly saved Darth Vader's life on Mustafar.

And on Mustafar, below the red thunder of a volcano, a Sith Lord had already snatched from sand of black glass the charred torso and head of what once had been a man, and had already leaped for the cliffbank above with effortless strength, and had already roared to his Clones to bring the medical capsule immediately! The Sith Lord lowered the limbless man tenderly to the cool ground above, and laid his hand across the cracked and blackened mess that once had been his forehead, and he set his will upon him.

'Live, Lord Vader. Live, my apprentice.'

'Live.'

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Novelization,

It was a great pity, Darth Sidious thought, controlling his rage and hate, but perhaps not irreparable. Even diminished, Darth Vader would still be very powerful, and there were no Jedi left to challenge him. Darth Sidious had seen to that himself. So he kept walking until he could bend over the body. And to his surprise - his apprentice was still alive.

Relief swept his doubts away. "Get a medical capsule immediately." commanded Sidious, and the Clones ran off to do his bidding. Leaning down, he placed a hand on Darth Vader's forehead, using the Dark Side to keep him alive.

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith Junior Novelization,

Sidious recalled the desperate return trip to Coruscant; recalled using all his powers, and all the devices contained in his Medkit, to minister to Anakin's hopelessly blistered body and truncated limbs. He recalled thinking: What if Anakin should die?

How many years would he have had to search for an apprentice even half as powerful in the Force, let alone one created by the Force itself to restore balance, by allowing the Dark Side to percolate fully to the surface after a millennium of being stifled?

None would be found.

Sidious would have had to discover a way to compel Midi-chlorians to do his bidding, and bring into being one as powerful as Anakin. As it was, Sidious and a host of Medical Droids had merely and effortlessly restored Anakin to life, what life he had left, which - while no small feat - was as impressive as returning someone from death.

Star Wars: Dark Lord: The Rise of Darth Vader,

Power over death: Sidious used the Force to save a Sith Lord's life.

Star Wars: Sith Wars,

Vader's life-saving transformation was but merely a small complicated procedure that incorporated arcane Sith healing techniques with advanced technology.

Star Wars: The Ultimate Visual Guide: Updated and Expanded,

Emperor Palpatine said he could teach Ferus Olin the power over life and death.

"If only I had someone I could really trust." said Palpatine. "Someone who understood my goals. If I found that someone, the gifts I could give him would be...immense."

Ferus looked away. He wished Palpatine would stop talking.

'The power over life and death." said Palpatine.

Ferus didn't turn, but he felt the hairs on the back of his neck rise.

Star Wars: The Last of the Jedi: Secret Weapon,

The Emperor created Force-sensitive beings - that he would then assign as his Imperial Sovereign Protectors - from non-Force-sensitive beings, proving he can effortlessly create Force-sensitive Midi-chlorians from scratch.

Deep within the citadel, the Emperor performed grisly experiments on all forms of life, including sentient beings, in order to expand his knowledge of the Dark Side; it was in the citadel that the Emperor crafted his Imperial Sovereign Protectors and the Chrysalide Rancors.

Star Wars: Byss and the Deep Core,

Unlike all the other soldiers at the Emperor's command, the Imperial Sovereign Protectors were taught in the ways of the Dark Side, and, therefore, were Force-sensitive.

Tutored in the Force by the Senior Dark Side Adepts in the Emperor's service, they were taught only elementary skills, so they must always be subservient. And subservient they were - so utterly unswerving in their loyalty that it was said that they couldn't even perceive anything which might corrupt them from their service; others say they would kill themselves in an instant if ordered to by their Master. Whether true or not, that unthinking loyalty would be most useful to them later because those who distinguish themselves here were sometimes selected to become Dark Jedi themselves.

Star Wars: Dark Empire Sourcebook,

Yes, Darth Sidious can effortlessly create Force-sensitives.

I'm finished with your idiotic story. You had a great idea at first and it started off nice (I especially loved the Harmony/Harry and Hermione parts) but, like Abrams (and I'm talking about Abrams back when he was doing and did Lost), you absolutely dropped the ball. I don't wanna read a story that ignores the Official Star Wars Expanded Universe Canon Lore.

This is my stop where I get off this shitty joke of a train.

I'm out.