"I can't believe they let you out of jail," Chef grumbled.
The muscular man looked at his former best friend as he sipped a warm cup of coffee. Chef and Chris hadn't spoken since Total Drama ended. Or more accurately Chef hadn't spoken to Chris. He could never forgive him after his last betrayal.
"Hey, buddy good to see you. You should be happy I got out early on good behavior, now you don't have to host this show by yourself." Chris smirked.
Chef crossed his arms. "I didn't forget how you tried to start a new version of Total Drama without me. What was it? Total Drama The Cooking Show!"
"We don't speak about TDTCS!" Chris yelled.
The network tried many times to recapture the magic that the earlier seasons had. For some reason, after each season the ratings just continued to decline. They tried everything. Total Drama the Musical, Total Drama Cruise, Total Drama XXX (that was the most worrisome one). When the produces came to him with the idea of Total Drama the Cooking Show it's not like he could say no. However, the producers said they wanted to shake things up and removed Chef completely. They said the fact he was always yelling and carrying a knife was scaring away some viewers. For some reason when Chris tortured kids the public saw it as charming, when Chef did it, not so much.
He wanted to apologize to Chef when they started filming, but that would have meant admitting he was wrong, and he would rather die than let that happen.
"Hey, I'm the one that asked the executives to bring you back! You should be thanking me!" Chris yelled.
Chef simply grunted in response and turned his back on Chris. Chris left out a loud HHMPF! He was determined to have the last word.
"Uh….the contestants are almost here," Bailey said.
Bailey was one of the new interns Chris had hired. For some reason, the old interns didn't want to work on the island anymore. Something about not liking being paid less than minimum wage and constantly being put in life-threatening situations. Their generation was so soft.
"Okay Bailey let's get the cameras rolling, it's time to make to get this reboot going!" Chris groaned.
Bailey nodded and walked over to one of the cameramen, whispering something into his ear. The cameraman nodded and turned to face Chris.
"Ready?" He asked.
Chris smiled. This was his chance to rejuvenate his career. He was done being a C-List celebrity it was time for him to get back on top.
"I was born ready." He said.
Chris cleared his throat and looked up the camera.
"Hello, there viewers! Long time no see I bet you thought you've seen the last of me! Never fear because not only am I back, but I'm bringing Total Drama with me! That's right baby we're back here on Wawanaka island! You may be asking how is it possible that we're back here? I thought the island was destroyed?" Chris chuckled.
He snapped his fingers and grinned. "The answer is science. This whole island was brought back to life using genetic engineering. Thank god for GMO's. Now without further ado, let's meet our new contestants!"
As soon as he said contestants the boat pulled up to the dock. It was showtime. The first person to get off the boat was a girl. She was a tall girl with ashy white skin and an inverted triangle frame. She had a slim waist but a large bust. She had long black hair that went down her back. However, the most unique thing about her was the piercing in her eyebrow, right above her ocean blue eyes.
"God this place stinks." The girl gagged.
She hopped out of the boat, pulling her luggage with her.
"Everyone meet our first contestant, give it up for Ashley!" He yelled.
Ashley rolled her eyes and continued walking.
"Ashley, why don't you tell us a little bit about yourself?" Chris asked.
"No," Ashley said simply.
With that, she pushed past Chris and made her way to off the dock. Chris smirked and turned back to face the camera.
"Isn't she a sweetheart?" He chuckled.
Chris looked at the next contestant coming off the boat. It was a short Chinese girl with black hair tied into a flip twist ponytail. She had mono-lid eye lids that were highlighted by mascara. She wore a white dress with a floral print.
"Say hello to our next contestant, Niu!" Chris greeted.
Niu waved timidly. "Hi."
"Welcome to the island, I'm Chris McLean. Why don't you tell us something interesting about yourself." Chris said.
Niu blushed. "Well, I have an SAT score of-"
"Yeah, no one cares go sit with Ashely," Chris said.
Niu frowned and hung her head down in embarrassment. She sighed and walked over to where Ashley was.
Chris grinned. It wasn't even ten o'clock and he already shattered a teenager's spirit.
"Up next is our very own skater boy, Josh!" Chris said.
As if on cue a tan-skinned boy with golden dreadlocks sailed off the dock, riding a blue skateboard.
"Coming through dudes!" He yelled.
He skated so fast that he was almost a blur….unfortunately, he also skated so fast that he didn't notice the rock on the ground. He yelped as his skateboard collided with the rock, causing the boy to flip off his board and land face first in front of Chris. He groaned and got up slowly.
"Gnarley." He groaned.
Chris smirked. He could already tell this next batch of contestants was going to be interesting.
"How are you feeling Josh?" Chris asked.
"Never better!" Josh cheered as if the incident never happened.
"Great, go take your place with the girls." He said.
Chris turned to look back at the boat. He expected the next contestant to come off at any second….except they didn't. Chris frowned as he waited for someone to walk off.
"What's taking so long?" Chris asked.
Just as he said a loud scream was heard from inside the boat.
"No, I don't want to go!" A male voice shrieked.
"White boy you better move your ass off this boat before I drag you on the island myself!" Another voice growled.
Seconds later a loud bang was heard and a boy came tumbling down the boat. He was an overweight boy with brown hair that was styled in a bowl cut. He groaned and got up slowly.
"He didn't have to kick me so hard." The boy mumbled.
Chris raised an eyebrow. "And you must be Eli."
"Depends, if I say no will you send me back home?" Eli asked.
"Nope, definitely not," Chris said.
Eli groaned. "Fine! In that case, I am Eli."
"Great to meet you buddy, go take your place with the other campers." He said.
The next person to get off the boat was a lean, African American boy, with jet black hair.
"That's the boy that kicked me." Eli frowned.
"And I'd do it again, you would've had us there all day." The boy snickered.
He walked up to Chris with a confident smirk on his face.
"The name is Shakir, but you can call me Shaq." He said.
"Welcome to the team Shaq, it's good to have you," Chris said.
Shaq nodded and walked over to the other teens.
"How are you guys doing?" Shaq asked.
"Awful," Ashley groaned.
"Gnarley," Josh said.
"Could you repeat the question?" Niu asked.
"I'm still sore from when you kicked me," Eli grumbled.
Shaq looked at his castmates with a hesitant glance. What exactly had he gotten himself into?
"Forget I asked." He said.
Chris turned back to face the cameras and grinned. "If you think those guys are riot wait till you meet our next contestant."
The next person to come off the boat was a tall girl with fair skin with freckles covering her face. She had burgundy color hair tied into a bouncy ponytail. She wore a red shoulder-less top depicting a skull, black cargo pants, black fishnet stockings, and black combat boots.
"Everyone give it up for Lucy!" Chris said.
Lucy grinned. "What's up Chris, I like the place. Very Rock N Roll!"
"Thank you Lucy, at least someone appreciates the beauty of Wawanaka 2.0." Chris said.
"Now why don't you go ahead and join the rest of your castmates," Chris said.
Lucy smiles and walks over to the rest of the campers. "Hey dudes."
"Hey what's up dudette?" Josh asked.
"Nothing much dude, just glad I'm here," Lucy said.
"That's so gnarly dude." Josh grinned.
Ashley groaned and banged her head against a rock.
"Is it too late to go home?" Ashely sighed.
Chris ignored her and turned to next contestant. It was a girl of average height with long legs and bright brown eyes. She had a red pixie cut that seemed to contrast her calm demeanor.
"Hi I'm Iris," The girl waved.
"Greetings Iris, like the hair." Chris complimented.
Iris smiled. "Thanks."
"I wasn't being serious," Chris smirked.
Iris's smile fell. "Oh."
Chris pointed to the other campers. "Go join the others."
Chris turned back to the goat and waited for the next contestant to come off. Soon a pretty African American girl with a medium brown skin tone stepped off the boat. She wore pinks glasses that matched an expensive pink dress she wore. The dress was adorned with different gems that made it seem to sparkle when it hit the light.
Chris had to shield his eyes so the light wouldn't blind him. A dress like that had to be worth thousands, he doubted she needed money, so why did she sign up to be on the show?
"Wow….that's shiny!" Chris said.
"Hi!" The girl said.
She skipped over to Chris and began to shake his hand.
"I am so excited to meet you! You're like my favorite TV host! I've rewatched Total Drama dozens of times. I knew that you had something big up you're sleeves! I just thought the fandom was always so rude to you. I mean in person you don't seem like a manipulative, sociopathic, D-List celebrity." Lauren rambled.
Chris burrowed his eyebrows. Did she just call him a D-list celebrity? Who did this girl think she was? Just as Chris was about to say something a loud groan was heard. Chris and Lauren looked back at the boat to see a boy stepping off. He had a muscular build, pale skin, blue eyes, and dark black hair. He wore a blue collared shirt and khakis.
"I can't believe there were no vegan meals on that boat! Murder animals much." The boy hissed.
He looked over at Lauren and blushed. "Excuse me Kween, I just wanted to give this animal hater a piece of my mind."
Chris raised an eyebrow. "And you must Tom."
The boy gasped, giving Chris a look of disgust.
"Tom is the name of an oppressor. I choose to break the cycle of violence. You may call me Prism, like a Prism all colors and races are reflected through me." Prism snapped.
Chris and Lauren looked at each other confused.
"What?" They said in unison.
Prism rolled his eyes. "Some people are just not woke."
With that, he walked off to join the other campers.
"You should probably follow him," Chris said to Lauren.
Lauren smiled and waved Chris goodbye.
"It was so nice meeting you!" Lauren said.
Chris ignored the girl and turned to face the next contestant. A boy with spiky blond hair, bright blue eyes, and a fair skin tone walked off the boat.
"Hi, America!" The boy said in a sing-songy voice.
"We're in Canada," Chris said.
The boy's face fell. "Oh…well tell them I said hi too!"
He walked over to Chris and smiled.
"I'm Brady Carter!" He grinned.
Chris chuckled. This boy had the naivety of Lindsay. These kids were going to eat him alive.
"Go ahead and sit with the others blondy." Chris said.
Brady smiled and made his way over to the others.
"Up next give it up for the man, the myth, the potential sex offender: Chase!" Chris chanted.
The next person to step off the boat was a short and scrawny boy with blond hair.
"What's up Wawanaka!" He grinned.
Chase ran off the dock and went straight to Chris.
"I can't believe I'm here right now. I bet there are dozens of hot babes here." Chase grinned.
"Easy there tiger, just try not to get eliminated." Chris chuckled.
He directed Chase over to the rest of the campers. Chase smirked when he saw Ashley. He looked the girl up and down and licked his lips like he was staring at a plate of ribs.
"Why hello there gorgeous," Chase said.
Ashley looked down at the boy and gagged. "Ew."
The boy either didn't notice her disgust or didn't care.
"What's your name?" Chase asked.
"I'm gay." Ashley said.
"I could be into that," Chase smirked.
Ashley growled and turned to face Chase.
"Excuse me!" She hissed.
Josh jumped in between the two, stopping the girl from lunging at the short boy.
"Hey dudes, let's just calm it down. We still have an entire competition to get through." Josh said.
Ashley snarled through gritted teeth.
"Let me strangle him!" She said.
"Well I'm not usually into choking, but I'd be down if you are." Chase said nonchalantly.
Josh gulped as he struggled to hold Ashley back.
"You're not helping!"
Chris rolled his eyes at the drama unfolding behind him. He shouldn't have expected more from teenagers. At least they were good for ratings. Just as Chris prepared to announce the next contestant a figure emerged from the water, shooting out of the ocean with the speed of a cannonball.
Chris screamed in fear and jumped back. What the hell was going on with this camp? Climbing out of the water was a short, petite, Korean girl with blue hair tied into two buns. She wore a red loose-fitting tank top and light wash denim shorts. The girl was covered in gunk and seaweed, due to being at the bottom of the ocean, yet she didn't seem fazed.
"This island is awesome!" The girl giggled.
Chris gulped and slowly approached the girl.
"And you are?" Chris asked.
"Kennedy, silly! Didn't you see my audition tape!" Kennedy giggled.
"Why were you in the ocean?" Niu asked.
Kennedy grinned. "I was exploring, duh!"
"Jesus Christ, I'm on an island with psychopaths." Ashley sighed.
Brady frowned and scratched his chin.
"A psychopath? I thought she was Asian?" Brady said.
His comment made the rest of the campers groan. They could already tell this was going to be a long couple of weeks.
"Can I go home now?" Eli begged.
Chris ignored the teens and turned back to the dock. He was starting to reconsider this reboot.
"Hello! Is anyone going to introduce me!" A female voice yelled from the dock.
Chris and the rest of the campers turned to look at the next girl to get off the boat. She had tanned skin that highlighted her deep brown eyes and chestnut-colored hair. She wore a black top that exposed her belly and black boots to match.
"Hello Mira, it's nice to see you." Chris greeted.
"I wish I could say the same," Mira said.
Mira grabbed her bag and walked off the dock looking at her fellow campers in disgust.
"Ugh, there's not any cute boys here." Mira frowned.
Chase chuckled and turned to whisper to Josh.
"She obviously didn't catch a glimpse of me." Chase flirted.
Chris looked back at the teens. First Kennedy and now Mira, what's with these kids just taking it upon themselves to introduce themselves?
"Up next give it up for the one and only Dan!" He yelled.
A tall boy with blond hair that covered part of his face, stepped off the boat. He wore a large hoodie that seemed to cover most of his body.
"Heyo!" Dan smiled.
"Welcome to Wawanaka Dan." Chris grinned.
Dan smiled and walked over to the host.
"What's up man, I'm happy to be here," Dan said.
Chris chuckled. "Let's see if you still feel so happy once the challenges start."
Dan's face fell. "What's that supposed to mean?"
Chris ignored him and turned back to face the camera.
"Next contestant!" He yelled.
The next contestant to walk off the boat was a girl of average height. She had a milky complexion, golden blond hair, and bright brown eyes. She wore a yellow strapless dress and brown cowboy boots. The girl smirked and fluttered her long eyelashes.
"Will one of these big strong men help me with my bags?" She yawned.
As soon as the words left her mouth all of the boys perked up. Before Chris could even speak, the boys took off in a sprint, racing to be the first one to get the girl's bags.
Shaq growled and pushed Eli and Chase out of the way, knocking the boys to the ground.
"I'll help you with your bags." Shaq smiled.
Eli groaned. "He pushed me again!"
The girl blushed. "Aw, you guys are so nice. I'm Tory, nice to meet you."
Back to where the girls were (and Prism) they seemed less than thrilled at the sight of the boys falling over themselves to talk to Tory.
"It's such a shame that the modern male loves to objectify women. I'm appalled." Prism frowned.
Ashley looked Prism up and down. Was this guy for real?
"You know we might believe you if it wasn't for the tent in your pants." Ashley gagged.
The rest of the girls looked back at Prism with a look of disgust. Even though they knew they shouldn't they looked down in instinct and was horrified to learn that Ashley was right. Prism had a bulge in his khakis.
"Ew!" Mira screeched.
With that, she and the other girls sprinted away from an embarrassed Prism and made their way to the docks. They rather deal with the boys flirting with Tory, than whatever was going on with Prism.
Prism blushed and looked down at his feet.
"I'm sorry, I can't help it, she's really attractive." He mumbled.
Chris looked at campers as they began to argue amongst themselves. It was an amusing sight to see, they might be able to get a season's worth of drama without even having to start the first challenge. These sixteen campers were going to tear each other apart. Chris stopped, he only introduced fifteen campers so far, yet somehow he counted sixteen heads.
That's when Chris noticed a mop of curly pink hair.
"Hey you!" Chris yelled.
He pointed to the kid with the curly pink hair, causing the other contestants to stop what they were doing and looked at the other kid.
"Who the hell are you?" Mira asked.
The boy blushed. "I'm C-c-h-arlie. I was going to introduce myself but you guys seemed busy and I didn't want to bother you."
Chris groaned, managing these kids was like wrangling animals. The audacity of this boy to walk past him and not let him introduce him! Did these kids not know what a TV host was? He turned back to look at the next contestant.
An olive-skinned girl walked off the boat. She had dark caramel brown hair that was tied into a high ponytail. She had big brown eyes and a lanky frame.
"Welcome to Camp Wawanaka!" Chris said.
The girl smiled and clapped her hands.
"H-E-L-L-O, It's wonderful to see your face again. hello, hello. In case you didn't know. It's super nice to have you as my friend." The girl sang.
Chris groaned. "You must be the theater kid."
"Hi Chris, it's so nice to meet you. I'm Ariana!" Ariana said.
"I wish I could say the same but you're like the twentieth introduction, and I'm starting to get bored." Chris yawned.
She chuckled. "Aw, Chris you're so silly."
She walked over to the other contestants and smiled.
"Hi everyone, it's so nice to meet you." Ariana said.
Mira rolled her eyes. "Don't talk to me."
Ariana's face fell. She was thrown off by her castmate's cold demeanor. Iris looked between the two girls and sighed. Iris walked over to Ariana and offered a hand.
"Ignore her, I'm Iris, it's nice to meet you," Iris said.
"Likewise." Ariana smiled.
Chris looked back at the teens talking and cleared his throat loudly.
"Attention campers, I only have one more camper left and I would really like to get this over with so I can soak in my hot tub!" Chris complained.
The campers rolled their eyes and turned to face the dock.
"I hope she's hot," Chase said.
"I hope she kicks you in the throat," Ashley growled.
All seventeen teens turned to look back at the dock. Walking off the boat was a tall and incredibly muscular boy. He was Hispanic and had tan skin, his eyes were a beautiful shade of hazel, and he had dark brown hair in a fax-hawk style. He wore a light grey long-sleeved shirt and a pair of blue jeans. However, the boy was so muscular that the clothes didn't fit him, almost as if at any moment his pecs would burst out of the shirt.
The girls had the same reaction him as the boys had to Tory.
"Hubba hubba." Lauren gasped.
Mira licked her lips and smirked. "Now that's one delicious piece of eye candy."
Ashley rolled her eyes. "This is going to be a long summer."
The boy walked over to Chris and smiled.
"Howdy, I'm Ethan!" The boy said with a Southern accent.
"Nice to meet you Ethan, how was the boat ride here?" Chris asked.
Ethan chuckled. "I thought it was just marvelous, you know I never left home before, in fact, I hardly leave the farm, but I am so happy to be here and meet the rest of my fellow campers."
"And we want to meet you," Mira said under her breath.
Chris smiled and ushered Ethan to the rest of the contestants.
"Now that we're all here, I think it's time to introduce the cast as a whole. Viewers at home meet the cast of Total Drama Wawanaka Returns!" Chris cheered.
"Now that's everyone here, I say we get this party started!" Chris grinned.
He clapped his hands and looked down at the eighteen teens.
"Hello, campers and welcome to Wawanaka Island 2.0!" Chris said.
Some kids clapped, some kids cheered, some glared at with Chris a murderous look.
"Given the fact that this is a reboot, we're going to be bringing back the two original teams. That's right the Killer Bass and the Screaming Gophers!" Chris said.
This comment earned a squeal from Lauren.
"Yay! I'm so excited." Lauren squealed.
Confessional Booth
Lauren: I am so happy to be here! I've been obsessed with Total Drama and the Ridiculous Race since like forever. I feel like being here will really get my creative juices flowing. It's been a while since I wrote my last fanfic!
End Confesional Booth
"When I call your name please step forward," Chris announced.
He looked down at the clipboard and his hands and began to read aloud.
"Shaq." He called.
Shaq grinned and walked over to Chris. He flexed his muscles and began to do a victory dance.
Confessional Booth
Shaq: I have a good feeling about this, I know my team is going to be stacked with winners.
End Confessional Booth
"Up next is Eli," Chris said.
Shaq's face fell. He looked at the chubby boy and groaned.
Confessional Booth
Shaq: …..Fuck you Chris
End Confessional Booth
Eli sighed and walked over to Shaq.
"This is going to be great," Eli said sarcastically.
"Up next is Ashley, Chase, and Lauren!" Chris cheered.
The three teens walked over to the two teens and smiled.
"We got this win in the bag," Chase said.
"For some reason, I highly doubt that," Ashley smirked.
Chris smiled and read off the next set of names.
"Now give it up for Brady, Lucy, and Niu!" Chris said.
The next three teens walked over to the rest of the campers.
"Rock on, I like my group already!" Lucy grinned.
"It's nice to formally meet you all." Niu waved.
Chris looked down at the clipboard and read the final name.
"Now get ready for last but not least, Tory!" Chris said.
Shaq, Chase, Brady, and Eli are smirked and looked at each other. They knew they lucked out to be able to have Tory on their team. The boys gave each other some high fives before turning back to Tory.
"Welcome to the team," Chase said eagerly.
"So happy you're here." Eli chimed in.
Tory blushed. "Aw, you guys are so nice."
Ashley scoffed. "They really aren't."
Confessional Booth
Tory: Hi world, I'm Tory Taylor and it's so nice to meet you! The main reason I signed up for this challenge is to change my image. Back home I was known to be a boyfriend stealer which I think is totally unfair. Just because I hooked up with my best friend's boyfriend doesn't make me a bad person …right? My life back home was so hard. I was always out partying with celebrities, being on the cover of magazines, and I had a new boyfriend every week.
Tory sighed dramatically and fell back against the wall.
Tory: It was awful.
End Confessional
"You nine will now be known as the Killer Bass!" Chris said.
Lauren squealed and clapped her hands.
"The Killer Bass is a great team to be on, it gave us plenty of fan favorites. Just think of DJ, Courtney, and Bridgette! We are among the greats!" Lauren said eagerly.
"It also produced Katie and Sadie." Ashley mumbled under her breath.
Chris turned to the remaining nine teens.
"Now you nine: Mira, Iris, Dan, Prism, Josh, Kennedy, Ariana, and Ethan will now be known as the Screaming Gophers!" He said.
Mira looked at her team in disgust.
"Really? This is the best you could do? You're putting me on a team with these rejects?" Mira groaned.
Iris frowned and crossed her arms.
"As if you're some ray of sunshine," Iris said.
Chris smiled. "Now play nice kiddies, it's almost time for the first challenge."
"Rock on, I bet it's going to be epic," Lucy said.
Chris grinned and turned so he was facing all of the kids.
"Your two teams will have to race up to the mountain. The first team to have all of its members there gets a prize that will help them in the next challenge." Chris said.
"Sounds simple enough," Dan said.
Niu raised her hand. "When do we start."
Chris reached into his pocket and pulled out his secret weapon…an airhorn. He grinned and held it high in the air.
"NOW!" He yelled.
Then all hell broke loose.
Characters
1. Ashley the Cynical City Girl- Ergo Glast
2. Niu the Goal Digger- Skyn1nja123
3. Josh The Laid Back Skate Boarder- Nobody245
4. Eli the Lazy Kid-Attackin2
5. Shaq the Southern Athlete- PopiSucksAtWriting
6. Lucy the Punk Rock Queen- sourpatchgrapes
7. Iris the Big Sister- HayamiHinata
8. Lauren the Rich Fanfiction Writer- PrincessGumballWatterson777
9. Prism the SJW- Heroeschamp
10. Brady the Fake blond- Wildwest3
11. Chase the Perverse Theif- Ser Matten
12. Kennedy the Perfectionist Prankster- xxPrincxssxx
13. Mira the Wicked Girl with a Big Mouth- WakingBad
14. Dan the Painless Guy- BadLuckAE
15. Tory the Heartbreaker- StarsNStripes
16. Charlie the Shy Geek- Jessthedork
17. Ariana the Theater Kid- Primione394
18. Ethan the Giant Farmboy- Eternos137
I hoped you guys liked the first part of episode 1, I'll see you guys soon. Thoughts? Predictions? Let me know in the reviews.