Announcer: GOOD MORNING SMASH FANS AROUND THE GLOBE. TODAY WILL MARIO WIN...

Mario's AMIIBO falls in the arena and comes to life.

Name: Mario

Team: Mario

Occupation: Mushroom Kingdom Hero

Relations: Peach (lover), Luigi (Brother), Bowser (Frienemy), and Wario (Evil Counterpart)

Note: Italian

Announcer: … OR WILL KIRBY WIN?

Kirby'sAMIIBO falls in the arena and comes to life.

Name: Kirby

Team: Kirby

Occupation: Hero of Planet Popstar

Relations: ?

Note: Has the power to eat anything. (Takes " You are what you eat" to a whole new level.)

Announcer: AND THEY ARE JOINED BY THE LOVELY PRINCESS PEACH.

Peach and someone else are to the side.

Name: Peach

Team: Mario

Occupation: Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom

Relation: Mario (Lover), Bowser (Kidnapper), Toad (Helper), and Luigi (Friend).

Note: She can't keep from being kidnapped for more than 5 minutes

Announcer: AND BESIDE HER IS THE BEAUTIFUL PRINCESS ZELDA.

Name: Zelda

Team: Zelda

Occupation: Princess of Hyrule

Relation: Link (Savior/ Lover), Ganon (Kidnapper), and Ganondorf (Ganon)

Note: Can take care of herself.

Announcer: ALSO WE HAVE IN THE CROWD A RETIRED IT UP FOR…

Me: (Under breath) Please don't say my name.

Announcer: … DON THE SKELETON.

Me: Darn it.

Name: Don

Team: Undertale

Occupation: Helper and Human/Skeleton hybrid

Relation: Papyrus (Brother), Sans (Brother), Frisk (Lover), and Undyne (Friend)

Note: Has elemental Powers.

Announcer: LET THE BRAWL BEGIN!

After a while of fighting Mario turns Kirby into his AMIIBO form.

Announcer: MARIO WINS! THIS IS INCREDIBLE AND INTERESTING.

Mario touches Kirby's AMIIBO bringing him back.

Mario: Good game Kirby.

Kirby: You to.

Out of the corner of my eye, I see dark clouds surrounding the arena and a ship with Meta Knight's face on the front.

Announcer: THIS ISN'T PART OF THE SHOW. EVACUATE EVERYONE, EVACUATE!

Me: I've got to go help them!