I jump over the rail and land near the fighters.
Mario: What are you doing here?
Me: Helping you fight.
Mario: Okay.
A Man in a hovercraft comes from the ship and places down a sphere.
Name: ?
Team: ?
Occupation: ?
Relations: ?
Note: ?
I look closer and see it is not a sphere, it's…
Me: IT'S A BOMB!
Mario: We need to diffuse it.
We run for the bomb. Mario is wacked out of the arena. Me and Kirby turn to see Petey Piranha with Peach and Zelda in two different cages.
Name: Petey Piranha
Team: Mario
Occupation: Walking Dummy
Relations: Piranha Plants (Brothers)
Note: Evil as fuck
Me: This day can't get fucking worse.
Me and Kirby take down that mother fucker. Than we help Zelda up and than see Wario with a canon.
Name: Wario
Team: Wario
Occupation: Thief
Relations: Waluigi (Brother) and Mario (Good Counterpart)
Note: Fat and gassy bitch.
Wario: You are dead you Bitches.
I put on my JUST AFTER NONSENSE EXPLANATION SUNGLASSES (J.A.N.E.S. for short) as Wario aims the canon at us.
Me: J.A.N.E.S., What is that canon.
J.A.N.E.S.: That canon turns people into their AMIIBO forms.
Me: Oh, fuck.
Wario: Now Die!
Wario sees Peach and shoots at her and she turns into her AMIIBO.
Me: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
I watch in horror as he picks up Peach and runs away.
Zelda: We should get going.
The bomb is about to blow as I run towards the exit. I run so fast that I make it to a place that is dark and grey as I stop to cry.
Me: (crying) I… I should have done something Instead of standing there.
?: H… Hello.
I jump to my feet. Grab and pin the kid to the ground thinking he was Wario.
Me: Sorry, I'm a bit jumpy after what happened at the smash tournament. Who are you?
?: I… I'm Lucas.